Oh, silly brain

[Lord of Madness]

Brain: hay remember your best friend?
Me: ya
Brain: now you dont know his name right when they are walking right at you : D
Me: 

[Chishio Kunrin]

Spoiler: show

Me: God, I am bored.
Brain: Make an OC
Me: No. I have enough.
Brain: Do it, filly.
Me: No.
Brain: *Bunches of swears*
Me: OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!
Brain: Make an OC.
Me: No.
Brain: Here, have a DJ named DeadHor5
Me: Hmmm... mare or colt?
Brain: None. And it's a demon who hates itself.
Me: That's pretty much Skyler...
Brain: ALICORN!
Me: ERMEGERD! ALICORNS!
Brain: IT IS AN ALICORN!
Me: Yes! YES! NO! No alicorns!
Brain: Yes. It will look like a cookie.
Me: *Whimper* Fine...
Brain: Her cutiemark is a cookie that looks like a moon on a splash of milk.
Me: 
Brain: NO! I hate that.
Me:  Okay.
Brain: Her cm will be a half eaten cookie on a record on a splash of milk.
Me: I wub you.
Brain: But her parents abused her and tied up her wings, so she can't fly very well. She was going to be in a band with her best friend, but she dies.
Me: 
Brain: 

brain: Huh, here's a cool idea for an OC for our roleplay with Larry.
me: But I already have a lot of OCs. We both do.
brain: It could be a guy!
me: I have way too many guys. Need to make more girls to balance it out.
brain: And this could be his hair style. And here are some ideas for his personality!
me: Oooh. But. um. Girl.
brain: This wouldn't work well for a girl. The ability seems more like a guy's.
me: True... Alright, this time. But next time, I'll make a girl.
brain: Or we can make a girl counterpart.
me: TWINS! Wait, what am I doing? Quit it.
brain: More personality, let's flesh 'em out. Add on to the ability.
me: But. But. ... Ok, it's too late. New OC.

[The Wandering Magus]

me: analytical paper due, have to work on-
brain: 
me: ....fine, have it your way

[Captain0Ron]

Me: I should make a thread on how shy I am.

Brain: No, you're to shy

Me: But maybe other ponies could help me be less shy~

Brain: No, you're to shy.
Me: I guess your right

Brain: Haha, I win. Now go back to sitting in a corner.
Me: Okay

[The Wandering Magus]

me: "According to the theory of Abraham Maslow, people behave according to-"
brain: PONIES
me: ...it's study time, not-
brain: WANT PONIES!
me:

[Sea Foam]

Me: *Glances at an unfinished drawing* I should finish that.
Brain: Hey look, a Retsupurae video you haven't seen yet!
Me: That's impossible, I've seen all of them.
Brain: Well I don't remember them.
Me:   *clicks video*
Brain: That's right, relinquish your productivity.
Me: *watches video*      Silly Mike Dawson, you can't win at ring toss!

[Dreadnaught 308]

Me: Brain...why can't I sleep?
Brain: you have insomnia
Me: How?
Brain: you keep playing Amnesia
Me:...so
Brain: that game causes insomnia
Me: but its fun
Brain: I don't care...stop playing it
Me: No
Brain: Fine don't cry to me if you see a brute
Me: Ha they aren't real
Brain: AHHHH A BRUTE!
Me: AHHHHHHHH
brain:
Me: I hate you
Brain:

[The Wandering Magus]

me: it's just a bunch of text on a piece of cardboard-
brain: COLLECTIBLE CARD OMC MUST BUY
me: but it's overpr-
brain: BUY! BUY!
me:

[PrincessButton]

Me: *on Neopets for 37 hours straight*
Brain: 
Me:  *eye twitch*
Brain: 
Me: 

[The Wandering Magus]

me: a million updated topics...
brain: REPLY ALL
me: but that takes too much t-
brain: PONIES TAKE PRECEDENCE!
me: okay

[Sponk]

me: a million updated topics...
brain: REPLY ALL
me: but that takes too much t-
brain: PONIES TAKE PRECEDENCE!
me: okay

Your brain is..mean.

[Giggle Tail]

Brain: .....Hey.
Me: AAAHHHHH I HAVE A TALKING BRAIN!!!!

Hehe, sorry, couldn't resist.

But seriously, here's the conversation that tends to go on between my brain and I a little too often for comfort lately:

Me: Alright!  Time to get to work on some writing!  I'm psyched, are you psyched, brain old buddy old pal?!
Brain: Yeah, I'm psyched!  I'm so psyched, I can't bring us to sit still long enough to write!
Me: ......Well crud.

This also applies to drawing, only with more self esteem issues thrown in a lot of the time 

[The Wandering Magus]

me: yes, my brain is-
brain:
me: ....very nice and kind and never says anything mean

[Giggle Tail]

Oh yeah, here's a pretty weird one that happened recently.....

Me: *sitting in front of my laptop* Man I am bored.....
Brain: Open up the "JSPixely" Chrome app and draw a pixel art whale.
Me: Alright.  *does that* .....What the heck?!?

[The Wandering Magus]

me: stay calm and proceed with caution-
brain: LEEERROOOYYYYY *jams finger on control* *wiped*
me: ....*sigh*

[Lord of Madness]

Friend: Hay whats up bro?
Brain: you know what to do...
Me: and so it begins...
Friend: O__O

[Captain0Ron]

Me: Yeah! Minecraft for teh Xbox! Yeah!

Brain: Survival is borrriiinnnngggggggg

Me: Shush, Im mining

Brain: Ughhhhhhh. When do I get my shotgun??
Me: Theres no shotguns in minecraft

Brain: Yes there is. You have a mod that adds guns.

Me: Thats on my PC and my friend wanted me to play the 360 version.

Brain: UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: Shush, Im in a cave, I need to be on full alert for m-

Brain: SHOOOTTTTGGUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Creeper: Thatsssss some nice oressssss ya got there.

Me: Wha- Wait WAIT NO *boom*

Brain: This never would've happened if you had your shotgun...
Me: SHUTUP

[Sponk]

Brain:
Me:Brain, I'm sane. Not insane. SO SHUTUP.
Brain:
Me:Eenope
Brain:Sometimes I wish I wasn't your brain.
Me:LOL. Too bad.

[Lord of Madness]

Brain: and then... Pie...
Me: that... is not a good answer for this situation...
Brain: TELL THE COP NOW!

[Little Judas]

Other person: Bla bla bla cupcakes bla bla bla.
Me: Bla bla bla.
       Brain, what's wrong.
Brain: *Sniff*
Me: I know it's hard but you got to be stro-
Brain: SHE WAS INNOCENT!!! SHE DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE LIKE THAT!!!
Me: Please try to calm yourse-
Brain: NO, SHE WAS HER FRIEND!!!
Me: Don't you think I know that, I was there too, I read everything!
       But at least I try to move on, you're trapped in the past.
Brain: Ok, but it's hard.
Me: We will get through this, together.
Other Person: Dude, is something wrong, your just staring, it's creepy.
Me: No everything is fine... yes fine.
Brain: I still blame you.
Me: We were both interested.
Brain: Maybe, but who put Pleasure To Kill on...