Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Onyx Quill]

 Granted
 But the only game you can program is Pong.

 I wish I could fly.

[SandFire]

Granted, but you can only fly at midnight for one second.

I wish for cookies

[Nightshade Star]

Ok, here's stale, gross flavored ones!

I wish that I got better at math, and nothing else got worse or anything.

[Silver Gust]

Granted. You will be better at math... in your next life. During which you will be a flower.

I wish I could sleep on a cloud...

[SandFire]

Granted, but you can not sleep anywhere else.

I wish clouds didnt exsist.

[Silver Gust]

Granted. Now the world has no water. We all die. T.T

I wish we didn't have to die.

[Ferro_the_King]

Granted. Now you live forever in a void, place where nothing else exists, but you. No sound, touch, or visual stimulation whatsoever...

I wish hangovers didn't exist...

[Silver Gust]

Granted, but now alcohol and all other sources of hangovers are gone as well.

I wish I could restart my life from age 10.

[Onyx Quill]

Granted
But you'll remain ten for the rest of your life.

I wish I was my OC.

[Ferro_the_King]

Granted.
You are a 2D representation of your OC, just sitting in the piece of paper in the position somepony drew you. You are not able to move at all, unless somepony makes a video of you. Then you are forced to repeat the same set of moves everytime the video is played...

I wish I wasn't bald...

[Nightshade Star]

Granted. Your hair is so long it's hard to even walk because it makes you trip so much.

I wish there was 27 centimeters of snow during winter break this year where I live.

[Ferro_the_King]

Granted, there's 27 centimeters of snow on top of 5 meters of ice. And a great flood when it all melts...

I wish changelings were real...

[SandFire]

Granted, but people you know are secretely replaced amd youll never know who

I wish for a plushie of Nightshade Star

[Onyx Quill]

 Granted.
But it's a plushie made of actual Nightsahde. (A highly poisonous plant). And a star. So it burns you to a crisp. While poisoning you.


 I wish I was Emperor of the Galaxy.

[Silver Gust]

Granted, you are now Emperor of some nameless Galaxy near the edge of the observable universe. But your galaxy's stars have all gone supernova and destroyed all of the planets in the solar systems of your galaxy. You still have an asteroid belt though, enjoy.

I wish I had a plushie of my OC, Silver Gust.

[Onyx Quill]

 Granted.
 But it's a plushie made of solid granite

 I wish I could restart my life from high school onward.

[Silver Gust]

Granted, but you will age 10x faster.

I wish my game (which I am currently developing in another window) was done already...

[sino]

Granted, but you don't like how it turned out and have decided to start writing another one.

I wish I understood linux.

[Silver Gust]

Granted, but you cannot use computers ever again.

I wish I knew how this was possible:

[Ferro_the_King]

Granted. It's because posts in "Thread Games" don't count towards total number of posts. But now you've forgotten something important instead and you won't even know what that was...

I wish I had AA bateries that never discharge and are always at the full capacity...