Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

You get an IP address that's backwards.

I wish for more seasons of RWBY

[Spacecase101]

Granted. But its a terrible quality done in another language with subtitles that don't match. Hope you understand Navaho 

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

((BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Tell that to Rooster Teeth!))

you make no wish so you get nothing. forever!!!

I wish to be infallible

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Since were working on a budget we couldn't grant you infallibility. Instead we gave you the infallible police that follow you around and yell at you whenever you make a mistake. Have fun.

I wish for lots of stuff.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  The "stuff" in question is curses.  You have been cursed.  Multiple times over.  As a result, your wishes are corrupted.

I wish to blow up.
I mean like get big!

[SandFire]

Gramted, but you have to wait for it to count all the way down before you get it. Hope you have lots of time to wait for.

I wish for chocolate eggs.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Here are some chocolate eggs directly from the Easter Bunny...That's it. *Stares at you intently* Go ahead and eat it. What? You don't trust me in the corrupt a wish thread? It will be fine...maybe.

I wish for some ice cream.

[SandFire]

Granted here's some yellow ice cream. Don't mind it sort of warm. I bought it off that bunny over there!

I wish for Space doll.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Your very own space doll. And he's so adorable. look at the cute way he goes through your wallet when your not looking. Uses your amazon account to order five hundred dollars of worth of puke green faux fur..jus cause. Raids your fridge and eats all your food. He is the BEST!!

I wish for a lawyer for when SandFire gets ahold of me after that space doll.

[SandFire]

Granted, I'm the lawyer.

I wish for ssp help in that case

[Super sayian pony]

Granted, Um... I dont show up ;3

I wish I had seen the judging thingy

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  You watch footage of it that's extremely low resolution, the audio is one minute off and garbled, and it needs to buffer every five seconds.  Also, it's been translated into a language you don't know.

I wish for a box!

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Unfortunately we forgot to empty the box before giving it to you. What's inside you ask? Wwweeelllllll its a surprise.

I wish for a magic to protect me from all the corrupted wishes.

[SandFire]

Granted but there's a malfunction and it makes the corruption twice as bad now. You get two corrupted wishes for the price of one!

I wish for a Levi doll

[Spacecase101]

(I'm starting to wonder about you. They make horror movies that start off like this you know. ) Granted. You have your own Levi doll. To bad the batteries are sold seperately. Along with the stuffing the cloth the eyes the mane. In fact everything is sold separately. I hope you have lots of fun with it.

I wish SandFire doesn't want a doll out of me.

[Super sayian pony]

Um, The thing you said doesn't happen it happens to your pet thing

I wish for surgery sweets

[SandFire]

Granted, but they are sweet for a 1/5000000 of a second before becoming the sourest food ever.

I wish for the Jokers Happy personality

[LeviathanTS]

Granted, you get the happy personality of a joker from a pack of cards, he doesn't have a personality, so now, neither do you!

I wish for a warm, soft, fully assembled SandFire plushie

[Spacecase101]

Granted. But his voice box is broken and constantly sings the smile song over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over (you get the idea.)

I wish I was someplace safe from all these dolls

[SandFire]

Granted, so me, ssp, and levi all went to your house and turned it into a fallout shelter and put all the dolls there. Good news they are safe, bad news you have no where to live now...

I wish for me to get Levis doll of me