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3761

The Retirement Home / Re: Who dun it!?

2014 May 26, 12:58:17

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@Puynsi http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7334621

@Chroma http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7334627

3762

The Retirement Home / Re: Who dun it!?

2014 May 26, 12:38:47

Gentlemen, if I may.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7334584

3763

The Retirement Home / Re: Who dun it!?

2014 May 26, 10:21:25

@Chroma+SnoWidget http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7334384

@Ryo http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7334411

@Tekner+Ocbaker http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7334425

@Emu+Tiger http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7334409

3764

The Retirement Home / Re: Who dun it!?

2014 May 26, 01:57:15

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=7333969

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3765

The Retirement Home / Who dun it!?

2014 May 26, 01:12:52

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...One cold evening, the chat was rolling along like usual...
...A few friends were talking, just like every night before...But then!  Evil strikes in the dead of night!
A young, tea loving foal by the name of MrEmu is changed to a Mrs!
With his new name change, MrsEmu had questions.
...And it's a Lawyer's job to get them.

Who Dun It?!


Here's the rules:
Anyone can join in to debate who did it, and any evidence can be presented to the "Court" (Thread) via witnessing seeing a Moderator online at the time of the crime.
All debates must be done through the use of "Objections!" found here.

Remember to reply to the NEWEST thread post,
No Spamming,
No Inappropriate Objections,
No-Yeah Okay, You Get the Picture.
If it's against Forum rules, it doesn't go here, mkay?

Listen to this during the Court proceedings:
http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=R7aa1Dkr_1Q

Last Disputed Time of the Crime:
1:30 AM Eastern Time

Current List of Suspects:
BludSpammd, 0
Tekner, 1
Crimson Feather, 1
Witness Count:
Puynsi says, Tekner Dun It!
DawnsEmbrace says, Crimson Feather Dun It!

[Spoiler: My Story •]

3766

Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you

2014 May 25, 12:32:04

Since we're on the topic of bullying, here is

Spoiler: My Story • show

It was only the first week of 6th grade when I overheard this one guy talking about my weight. The next day, he came up to me with one of those [CENSORED] attitude and voice and began to hit me. I fought back, but he was stronger at the time. So throughout the school year, I just suppressed my anger rather than directly confronting him or defend myself (both of which would've made it worse.
7th grade rolled by and I happened to be right behind him while in the lunch line. He turned to me and introduced himself as if we never met before. I was skeptical, but I went along with it and it turned out normal. Over the school year, we actually became friends (like one of those friendships where one person is willing to hurt the other, but not the other way around) and I was the one holding the knife this time, but I didn't do anything unless provoked. This was around the same time where I was on one of those "discovering yourself journeys." I developed an interest in the horror genre and delved into it.
About 3/4 of the school year later, this one guy named Mark (who I don't know) sat next to me at the lunch table for some odd reason. He was pestering me about idiotic subjects without pause. I tried to ignore him, but he kept rambling on and on until he got mad that he was being ignored. He was trying to shove me while I was trying to eat my lunch. I keep asking him to stop, but he just kept going. I didn't want any trouble, so I tried to ignore it. This kept occurring for a few days until I just snapped. I just dropped everything and actually started to assault him in broad daylight. Not too severe to actually cause visible injury, but enough for him to get the message. Needless to say, I never saw him again. Word got around at the school and now people call me a sleeping giant. Most people were scared just to make eye contact because apparently, that's how select my next victim. 

TL;DR I was the victim at first, but after some unintentional events, most of the students fear me now.

Hm...Doesn't sound like an ideal situation, but at least it sounds better than being playing victim or villain.

3767

Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you

2014 May 24, 20:50:22

When somepony argues with a Moderator and just doesn't stop...that annoys me a lot...

It's like they somehow don't grasp the simple fact that moderators have the power to ban them.
When they're facing a literal DEITY of the website, you would think they'd get the picture!

ESPECIALLY after what just happened in the chat!

3768

Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you

2014 May 23, 00:27:37

I am sick.every.day. If it's not a migraine, it's a tummy ache, if it's neither of those, it's my messed up back. I feel like junk all of the time lately and I hate it.

Ever considered ditching wheat products?

3769

Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you

2014 May 21, 11:02:12

I'm sick and tired of people thinking I'm a woman!
Read profile pages!  I'm listed as a man, even my picture is of a man!
Get it through your thick head!
...
Alright, I've taken care of that steam.
It's just....SUPREMELY annoying.

3770

Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you

2014 May 16, 13:02:57

My mom has always overestimated my intelligence. I'm not sure what originally got her thinking that I was so smart, I can tell just by the way my brain works that I'm not very intelligent: I'm terrible at math, I have poor memory, slow reaction time, and a short attention span - all signs of low intelligence. Well, she and my step dad are getting frustrated that I still  haven't gone to college. They feel like I'm not living up to my intellectual potential, that if I just set my mind to it I could be a great scientist or doctor.

Thing is, I have no desire to be rich or famous. I'm perfectly happy being in the working class. Plus, would a college education even be worth the investment? Fact is over 50% of Americans who have a college degree are either unemployed or working a job that doesn't require their degree. It seems to me that spending tens of thousands of dollars and four years of my life on a framed piece of paper that won't even help me get a job would be the opposite of smart.

Now I'm not knocking college or those who attend it. I fully support people pursuing their dreams and ambitions. I'm just saying it's not for me. Not everyone is meant to be a scientist or a lawyer or a CEO. In fact very few people are. And I'm not one of them. I'll take a low-stress low-paying job over a high-stress high-paying job anyday. Not everyone likes being in the spotlight. 

I agree with you on so many levels.
My mother overestimates me as well, and I have terrible math skills and bad memory.  The only thing keeping me from having poor reaction time and attention span is the training video games have given me.

I have no desire for fame or money either, despite my fathers history of success.
And despite ALL of this, my mother still wants me to get a Business Degree.
My older brother is the smart one in the family, HE'S the one who's currently IN college.

Peace and quiet is the best, in my opinion. 
Give me a small apartment or one bedroom house any day.

You know, they're probably just worried about us.  What parent wouldn't want their child to be as successful as possible?

3771

MLP: FiM SD Archive / Re: Post-Season 4 discussion

2014 May 14, 17:14:17

Next season we got God King Larson back.

....God-King M.A. Larson....
I approve of this.

[15 FREAKIN MINUTES.]

3772

Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you

2014 May 14, 11:25:31

My dad. He's so ANNOYING. He just repeats everything a thousand times and talks during movies and stuff. On Monday he asked me when I'll go to sleep every 5 minutes  and it was NOON HOW AM I SUPPOSED TOKNOW when I'll go sleep

Whoa, sounds like my dad.
Anytime he has me or my brother do anything he'll repeat himself at least two dozen times.
"No no son, put your hand here, yeah right there. Don't put it anywhere else, just right here.  Don't put it on the top, don't put it on the sides, put it-" DAD, I GET IT...Mrgrgrr...

I'm not even exaggerating with this, at one point while my brother was driving his car (Dad and I were in the seats behind him) dad just wouldn't stop talking about the turning lane we JUST USED.  He was still going on about that turning lane 15 minutes later,  15 FREAKIN MINUTES.
*Sigh*...Remember your breathing exercises...

I really don't have a right to complain, he's taken care of the family for my entire life and longer.  ...But it's so obnoxious...

3773

Introductions Archive / Re: Hi everypony!

2014 May 14, 01:09:05

Hello, I'm DawnsEmbrace. (Even though you already knew that)
It's lovely to make your acquaintance and such!
There are lots of nice people around here, and you'll either make friends in days, or minutes.  Depending on you, of course.

3774

Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you

2014 May 12, 21:53:46

I would actually disagree on that account, I bought MonsterHunter 3 ultimate for only $20.00 and the are releasing DLC's like crazy, all of which are for free!

*Sigh*...
When it's cheap to do so, then yeah.
When it's not...You get the Megaman treatment.

[Spoiler:]

3775

MLP: FiM SD Archive / Re: Post-Season 4 discussion

2014 May 11, 16:39:32

Relevant post-finale Derpibooru exploitable samples:

Spoiler: show

Spoiler: show

I'm pretty surprised no of those is him looking at Bane.

Spoiler: show

[Spoiler]Mane, thank you.  You are a majestic masterpiece of a man.[/spoiler]

[Spoiler:]

3776

MLP: FiM SD Archive / Re: Post-Season 4 discussion

2014 May 11, 13:01:03

Relevant post-finale Derpibooru exploitable samples:

Spoiler: show

Spoiler: show

I'm pretty surprised no of those is him looking at Bane.

3777

Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you

2014 May 10, 23:15:28

Those people are simply jealous that they're OCs weren't in the show.
It does annoy me what the internet has done to the character, even if the guy himself isn't annoyed at it.
Then again, that's just personal hangups with people's obsession with 34.

The worst part is, I heard that the show's creators specifically said "Don't do that," and people did it even more just to spite them.

What did they do?

Things that can't be spoken of on this forum.

Well, he should know that that kind of thing comes with the territory of having your character in the public domain.

Oh sad reality.  Won't you go away and leave our poor ponies alone?

[Spoiler:]

3778

MLP: FiM SD Archive / Re: Season 4 finale.

2014 May 10, 22:24:46

Spoiler: show

I hope that prison gets a little more attention too! Why would a world of candy coloured magical ponies need a prison called Tartarus?! What in Equestria do they have hiding in there...besides that Hellboy rip-off....

Spoiler: show

Well my friend, how do you think that world is so clean of evils?...
PS: I totally noticed how much he looked like Hell-boy too, especially with the fire between the horns!

[Spoiler:]

3779

MLP: FiM SD Archive / Re: Post-Season 4 discussion

2014 May 10, 22:19:53

Spoiler: show

Lastly, I winced when Tirek saped Derpy's flying power.  That felt wrong! It was like kicking a puppy. Overall, fantastic finale. I'll enjoy these memories until the post season funk set in. Time to count the days... 

Spoiler: show

I know!
It was awful!  Seeing all these different ponies fall one by one to an evil centaur, sure!
But...
...Watching Derpy fall...
Something broke in me at that moment.  Something I didn't think they could break a second time.

They could, and did.

When the library was...
...Was...
*Sniff*
...Immolated...
...I nearly started bawling right then and there.

...Then I saw Tirek, and his stupid face...His stupid horns...His stupid horse body...

...That big, DUMB, MEANIE!!!
Then before I knew it I was Flutter-hulking all over the place, cheering Twi on with every last Phaser blast! (They were multicolored beams of light, they're totally phasers)

And as Twilight smote the mighty Tirek, with the aid of her new mcguffin powers and a few choice friends, I watched. 
As Tirek was sent back to Tartarus, I WATCHED.
As he now SUFFERS THERE, CAGED, ALONE, I WATCHED.

And that's how Equestria was made!
Maybe someday I'll tell you about what's inside those spoiler boxes!

[Spoiler:]

3780

MLP: FiM SD Archive / Re: Season 4 Discussion

2014 May 10, 11:14:39

Spoiler: show

Whoa. 

Like.
WHOA!

LIKE.
WHOA!


Tirek was like, whoa!
And Celestia was like, WHOA!
And Twi was like....WHOA!

And...
*Sniff*...
T-Twi's...
Twi's Libraaary!

Why!  Why God!
Wahaha!...


*Sniff*, okay, I think I'm okay now.