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Twilight Sparkles was dumped on the street as a child by her parents, because they didn't have enough money for everyone to be fed, this is the story of how she got back on her hooves and had a good life. Twilight: mom why can't I still be in the house living with you? I'm only ten years old! Twilight's mom: Twilight honey, we don't have enough money to feed everyone so we have to hope you survive on the streets of Ponyville, i'm so sorry my dear. Narrator: And so Twilight Sparkles had to wander Ponyville, begging for money and food. One day,a mysterious pony talked to Twilight. Twilight: can you please give me some money or food kind pony? Mysterious pony: follow me and I'll give you food and a place to stay. Twilight: okay then but what's your name? Mysterious pony: My name's Applejack what's yours? Twilight: my name's Twilight Sparkles, nice to meet you Applejack. Narrator: and so the new friends traveled to Apple Farm where Applejack gave Twilight some apples and let her stay in the barn for a few days. Applejack: I just notices you're a unicorn Twilight, ever think of going to Magic School? Twilight: No I never had the money Applejack. Applejack: I have some spare money I can get you to go there for a few years, Princess Celestia herself might even let you be her apprentice if you're good enough. Narrator: a few days later, Twilight was accepted into the magic school where she learned how to use her unicorn powers to help other ponies,then this happened. Twilight: is that Princess Celestia? Celestia: why yes I am and you can be my apprentice because you're the top of your class in magic, quite frankly I'm astounded by your skills Twilight Sparkles. Twilight: this is amazing I get to be Princess Celestia's apprentice just like Applejack thought I might! Narrator: and so Twilight got money and a job and eventually had a good life as Princess Celestia's apprentice.
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 That thread start proves That I am a very derpy brony and i have no clue why I keep capitalizing That.