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*The six baby dragons entered the shop*

Viper: So... where is this "crimson shield"?
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Torch: You can't sue us donkey brains, we're babies!
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Marine: REALLY?!?! Oh rad!!! Let's fire another volley girls!
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*Out of nowhere, crimson shield was hit six times with tomatos*
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Moonglow, you haven't answered my questions...
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((mermaids?))
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 02:39:46
"Are you alright?"

Zephyr: A realization has happen... I know what your thinking... ono

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I'm hungry, bye! *Zephyr was engulfed in a vortex of wind and then she disappeared and another vortex of wind appeared to drop a note that reads "Happy swimming pirate! I hope you get your cavities and peanut alliges fixed"*

((Good nite))
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 02:32:34
Joystick sighed.
"Why are you testing my mental health?"

Zephyr: Just making sure you even have health to begin with... and also no cavities. "99.9% chance of having cavities"
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 02:27:46
"Well I'm lost. Why are you doing this anyway?"

Zephyr: Doing what? 0:)
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 02:21:20
"I guess I should tell you you"re lost at sea with a buck with one lung."

Zephyr: Lost you say? How do you think I'm lost? I know everywhere, the wind is my guide. "Unfortunately has single lung aitis diesse"
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 02:16:47
"I'm serious! Weird stuff happens to me a lot!"

Zephyr: Yes, of course you have... "Also has digestive problems..."
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 02:11:12
"This reminds me of the time I was a pirate."

Zephyr: Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm... "Has a serve brain injury..."
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 02:03:55
"...No." Joystick uttered in confusion. "I hail from Fillydelphia though, if that helps with your psyche assessment."

Zephyr: Oh that's just the tip of my horns, but I believe its not the time for that as you are now completely drifted away from the beach and into the grand ocean! Oh what a fanatical tale this will make to our superiors. By the dragon scales, what a motion picture this would make.
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 01:54:25
"I'm not allergic to most things. Nothing really in particular. My fear? Well, I'm somewhat scared of heights but that is just a guideline. I'm terrified of the Card-Mare that visits the beach every so often. She curses people and stuff. Never shake her hoof."

Zephyr: Hmmm hmmm... Have you been in a insane asylum?
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 01:45:30
"Two bears high fiving."

Zephyr: Hmmm mmm... *Writes down notes* What's your biggest fear and what alliges you have? Peanuts?
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 01:39:27
"What?" At this point Joystick lost his calm.

Zephyr: Now, lets get in our compert zone. What do you see here? *Zephyr shows a ink splat picture to Joystick*
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 01:29:30
"I was...just going for a swim. I haven't done so in a while."

Joystick was confused in his mind.
Is that a baby dragon? Heh,  dragons at the beach. I'd never thought of that before.

Zephyr: Well, I hope your a good swimmer because you are kinda too far off shore... *Zephyr points at the barely visible Pascalo Beach as Joystick has floated too far away*
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 01:20:06
Joystick had been looking up at the moon (heh) before observing his surroundings. Whilst doing so, he noticed something on his stomach.

Zephyr: Salutations. May I ask why are you so far away from the shore? *The wind baby dragon asked*
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 01:10:52
Joystick turned his head and saw the troupe of dragon ponies just walking by.
This seems like a good time to go float on my back in the ocean.

He did that, making sure to stay calm, or he'd lose balance,Hey, they should meet Moon.



((Sorry for the quoting, best way to notice))
*As Joystick was floating on his back, but something was on his belly*
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Quote from: PlatinumJoystick on 2014 Jul 19, 01:03:43
Joystick arrived at the beach, and sat down watching the waves.

*As Joystick was watching the waves, a bunch of dragon ponies were walking by*