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The Retirement Home / Re: What does the signature above tell you?
2012 Sep 13, 16:16:48
Run, widdle Starfly! Run!
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 13, 16:15:18
*Silver Snake was flying above the scene and was thumped on the head by a bronze bust of Celestia. Dazed, he tumbles to the ground and lands in a limp pile.* Ugh... twitchy tail?
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Pony Cosmology: Re-Creation (roleplay, Jump-in for MORTALS, GODS sign up.)
2012 Sep 12, 20:08:42
The Law god peered up at the scout with narrowed eyes. "I wonder why. There isn't much around here, thanks to my lack of any kind of soil. I would like solid ground." The patches of Order that formed a hodge-podge surface were pretty with their sparkling red translucency, but they weren't a permanent solution. And then Blue began to wonder about buildings. I wonder if I would be breaking the rules if I erected a courthouse or something. I mean, that is something that relates to Law, right? "What's Dust all about? And why should I be wary of him? Those things don't look like they can do a lot of damage."
Suddenly, the blue unicorn heard something. His ears shot up and he tried to listen for whatever it was that had made the faintest of sounds. It had only been a small *crack* and then nothing more could be heard. Did another god teleport here?
Suddenly, the blue unicorn heard something. His ears shot up and he tried to listen for whatever it was that had made the faintest of sounds. It had only been a small *crack* and then nothing more could be heard. Did another god teleport here?
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 12, 18:41:59
I just generally eat snacks. XD
Unbanned for dinner finally!
Unbanned for dinner finally!
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Pony Cosmology: Re-Creation (roleplay, Jump-in for MORTALS, GODS sign up.)
2012 Sep 12, 17:03:02
The blue stallion huffed with exasperation. There's no getting rid of this one. Grin and bear it, you are a gentlepony. He sat down hard and leaned back on his haunches while looking over his shoulder at the Insanity god. "Don't go waving your 'titles' in front of my face. Everyone is equal in the eyes of the Law." He half-closed his eyes and tried to look amused. "I hear some pretty heavy bias coming out of you towards Law and Order. That can't be helped, I suppose. You don't know any better." The Insanity god was pulling a face that looked remarkably like a bored lawyer during a trial. Don't give me that, pal. I championed that look.
Blue Blur let himself fall onto his back and looked up at the sky, devoid of anything except for a point of light here and there. Other planets? Stars? "You say you can offer help. I'll humor you. Divulge your wisdom, oh mighty Third Eldest God." He leaned his head back to the sky and noticed a small, flying form that glowed with a strange aura. The near-sighted pony removed his glasses and replaced them, but his eyes weren't fooling him. "Do you know that that is?" He softly asked the Insanity god.
Blue Blur let himself fall onto his back and looked up at the sky, devoid of anything except for a point of light here and there. Other planets? Stars? "You say you can offer help. I'll humor you. Divulge your wisdom, oh mighty Third Eldest God." He leaned his head back to the sky and noticed a small, flying form that glowed with a strange aura. The near-sighted pony removed his glasses and replaced them, but his eyes weren't fooling him. "Do you know that that is?" He softly asked the Insanity god.
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 12, 16:42:46
Unbanned because I didn't have lunch.
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The Retirement Home / Re: What does the signature above tell you?
2012 Sep 12, 16:37:20
Clearly this pony has musical experience.
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 12, 16:20:18
Everypony is banned until I get something to eat.
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 11, 23:47:32
Uhh... noooope! Noooo I'm not!
Banned for spreading rumors!
Banned for spreading rumors!
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 11, 23:20:38
Yeah, I need to hit the sack for tonight. Gotta report bright and early to the old schoolhouse tomorrow morning.
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 11, 22:43:32
All right! Enjoy the funny, courtesy of Cliffjumper.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Pony Cosmology: Re-Creation (roleplay, Jump-in for MORTALS, GODS sign up.)
2012 Sep 11, 22:39:32
(( LOLNOPE! I DON'T! BECAUSE I HAVE A FEAR OF ROLEPLAYS WITH LOTS OF PAGES! It's a pretty pathetic phobia to have.... *cries in corner*))
Blue Blur, having moved past the point when he cared what the Insanity god said anymore (you know, because he's insane) turned slowly and vocalized his exact thoughts. "It is truly sad that you think yourself so important that you think you can swagger into my realm, destroy part of it, insult me directly, call my realm pathetic and continue to assume you can get under my skin. I know you are beyond saving, that is why I will strive to keep you in line." The Keeper of Law and Order did plan to make his world more impressive, but the influx of other gods who absolutely could not leave him be made that difficult.
"And furthermore, I cannot be expected to learn all the guidelines in one day. I am not of divine blood, yet ponykind has been under the yoke of Law time out of mind. If I am forgotten, I care not, but I will preserve Laws and the Order of things until my life force is drained. So, if you do not wish to be respectful or helpful, kindly exit this so-called pathetic place and leave me in peace. My time for exploration will come later."
Blue Blur, having moved past the point when he cared what the Insanity god said anymore (you know, because he's insane) turned slowly and vocalized his exact thoughts. "It is truly sad that you think yourself so important that you think you can swagger into my realm, destroy part of it, insult me directly, call my realm pathetic and continue to assume you can get under my skin. I know you are beyond saving, that is why I will strive to keep you in line." The Keeper of Law and Order did plan to make his world more impressive, but the influx of other gods who absolutely could not leave him be made that difficult.
"And furthermore, I cannot be expected to learn all the guidelines in one day. I am not of divine blood, yet ponykind has been under the yoke of Law time out of mind. If I am forgotten, I care not, but I will preserve Laws and the Order of things until my life force is drained. So, if you do not wish to be respectful or helpful, kindly exit this so-called pathetic place and leave me in peace. My time for exploration will come later."
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 11, 22:22:39
@Jade: No idea, honestly. I managed to record it.
@Bravo: Lol, Warpath is funny. In the G1 cartoon, he puts stuff like "KAZOW!" and "SHABAM!" in the middle of his sentences. My friend and I call him PTSD Warpath.
@Bravo: Lol, Warpath is funny. In the G1 cartoon, he puts stuff like "KAZOW!" and "SHABAM!" in the middle of his sentences. My friend and I call him PTSD Warpath.
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 11, 22:04:42
Oooooh! That's a good one. And funny too. XD
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Pony Cosmology: Re-Creation (roleplay, Jump-in for MORTALS, GODS sign up.)
2012 Sep 11, 22:04:02
The unicorn basked in the other god's praise. Thank goodness somepony appreciates the level work that this job entails. He flashed another bright white smile at the Time god before shaking his hoof and replying with proper Canterlot manners. "Charmed. I am Blue Blur, formerly of Canterlot and God of Law and Order." He added with a proud smirk, "But you already knew that."
He turned and looked out at his relatively empty world and sighed. "I think my world is beautiful, in a simple way. I like it when beauty can be preserved when so many others strive to foul it for progress. The Sun and Moon must have had the same thoughts when they made me a god," he said with a small chuckle that shook his slim frame slightly. In his eyes, vanity was nothing to be ashamed of. It simply proved that one had a lot of confidence in who they were and what they looked like. If only others could see things my way.... That I was right all along.
He turned and looked out at his relatively empty world and sighed. "I think my world is beautiful, in a simple way. I like it when beauty can be preserved when so many others strive to foul it for progress. The Sun and Moon must have had the same thoughts when they made me a god," he said with a small chuckle that shook his slim frame slightly. In his eyes, vanity was nothing to be ashamed of. It simply proved that one had a lot of confidence in who they were and what they looked like. If only others could see things my way.... That I was right all along.
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 11, 21:52:43
It's just so nice to have Prime back. My life now has purpose again. 
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 11, 21:43:21
At least Airachnid got what was coming to her. And her toy sucked appropriately enough. In fact, I hated her toy so much, I gave her to my friend who actually enjoys the character because she would actually appreciate the sight of the darn thing on her shelf.
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The Retirement Home / Re: Ban the person above you
2012 Sep 11, 21:34:07
'Specially.... Breakdoooooown! 
Knockout should have probably taken Astrotrain's spot on that list. The guy is like, amazing.
Knockout should have probably taken Astrotrain's spot on that list. The guy is like, amazing.
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The Retirement Home / Re: Name game
2012 Sep 11, 21:31:54
MORE OC NAMES FOR ME TO BUTCHER!
Tradewonf
Tradewind
Fiave Alaem
Five Alarm
Offocer Gaooladt
Officer Fairlady
Wanderlusr
Wanderlust
SOnice Blor
Sonic Bolt
Tradewonf
Tradewind
Fiave Alaem
Five Alarm
Offocer Gaooladt
Officer Fairlady
Wanderlusr
Wanderlust
SOnice Blor
Sonic Bolt