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Video Games / Re: Most annoying things in video games
2013 Nov 27, 13:37:50
glitching and rubber-banding due to poor internet connection and lag.
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Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you
2013 Nov 27, 13:37:21
so apparently the data limit of my house is reached -_- stupid data plans.
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Pony Off-Topic Archive / Re: Talk like Zecora!
2013 Nov 27, 13:35:40
Never alone, Somebeing, friend,
And may our friendship never end!
Wherever you might walk in time,
We'll always be here, riddling rhyme!
BeserkerBrony, I must say,
T'is riddle hard you bring our way!
Perhaps it might be power great,
The Power Nuclear, first-rate.
Its heart is filled with fiery rage,
And since its birth, both foal and sage
Have feared its power, might and strength,
And written poetry at length.
But what's its place? Nopony knows,
Not even as its power grows.
The nations hoard it like it's gold,
Although their weapons now grow old.
And only masters it can tame,
For lesser colts are not the same.
Their plants explode, or melt to ash,
As nobles great each other bash.
To be the strongest it was made,
As soon as missile first was laid.
But now we stand here deep in thought:
Can peace with endless war be bought?
And may our friendship never end!
Wherever you might walk in time,
We'll always be here, riddling rhyme!
BeserkerBrony, I must say,
T'is riddle hard you bring our way!
Perhaps it might be power great,
The Power Nuclear, first-rate.
Its heart is filled with fiery rage,
And since its birth, both foal and sage
Have feared its power, might and strength,
And written poetry at length.
But what's its place? Nopony knows,
Not even as its power grows.
The nations hoard it like it's gold,
Although their weapons now grow old.
And only masters it can tame,
For lesser colts are not the same.
Their plants explode, or melt to ash,
As nobles great each other bash.
To be the strongest it was made,
As soon as missile first was laid.
But now we stand here deep in thought:
Can peace with endless war be bought?
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Canterlot Archives / Re: World of Discord (OOC)
2013 Nov 27, 13:25:18
waiting on Chirp for the Koalemos part.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Darkness Before Dawn (Sign-up)
2013 Nov 27, 12:58:34Quote from: Lucien on 2013 Nov 27, 00:36:58accepted. your first GM post is the first post in the RP thread. "you wake up..."
Name: Bright Pen
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Race: Unicorn
Appearance: My avatar.
Talent: Writing (poetry, magic, novels, etc)
Personality and description: Studies things closely, very analytical. He uses his speech as a weapon, and has an astounding
vocabulary allowing him to talk his way out of anything. Tries to be as optimistic as possible, thanks to help from his friend Lucid.
Backstory: Born a year after his brother Bright Sword, Bright Pen was hooked on reading from birth. He spends hours reading books and more books, but more so than that, writes books for hours and hours. He lives with his brother Bright Sword, and, despite being a year younger, is more mature.
Other information of importance: He lives in the Everfree Forest with his brother. He also has invented a simple magic that allows you to help yourself defeat inner turmoil using spells written as analogies (soul-analogy spell).
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Unicornia. Don't HESITATE to jump in.
2013 Nov 27, 10:58:48
Lord Sparky Twilight Celestia Discord Ultimate Galaxy Crusher Equestria went BOOM SPREADING HIS SHEER AWESOMENESS INTO THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITH HIS MOST EPIC SPELL OF EPIC STUFF EVER CREATED IN ALL EPIC EPICS
THEN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE BECAME LORD SPARKY TWILIGHT CELESTIA DISCORD ULTIMATE GALAXY CRUSHER EQUESTRIA'S OWN PROPERTY AND HE RULED EVERYTHING WITH AN IRON FIST BECAUSE HE WAS JUST THAT COOL AND AWESOME AND ULTIMATE
((u chooz ur response
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Spoiler: WARNING VERY POWERFUL!!! • show
THEN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE BECAME LORD SPARKY TWILIGHT CELESTIA DISCORD ULTIMATE GALAXY CRUSHER EQUESTRIA'S OWN PROPERTY AND HE RULED EVERYTHING WITH AN IRON FIST BECAUSE HE WAS JUST THAT COOL AND AWESOME AND ULTIMATE
((u chooz ur response
))
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Unicornia. Don't HESITATE to jump in.
2013 Nov 26, 22:19:07
((omg liek dats soooo cool wats his name? 
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Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you
2013 Nov 26, 21:46:04
walls of code to sort through -_-
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Video Games / Re: Most annoying things in video games
2013 Nov 26, 21:41:54
horrible graphics that interfere with gameplay
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Unicornia. Don't HESITATE to jump in.
2013 Nov 26, 21:40:34
((wel teh first iz liek about sparkling vampires and stuff. n warewolfs. not creepy stuff tho. liek twilight but kooler. n this won about pokemon. except not violnet. kuz i saw teh awesom anime n wuz liek o kool . so u liek?))
. so u liek?))
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Darkness Before Dawn (RP, not a jump-in)
2013 Nov 26, 21:35:09
Rarity nodded briskly, then opened the door with her magic.
And screamed.
An enormous golem, shaped like an evil knight, but made of stone with a diamond head, was standing right at the door of Carousel Boutique, grinning broadly. Next to it was a mare made completely of silver, surrounded by silver apples which reflected hideous shapes that one could not help but know were truths, the most disgusting, inmost truths hidden deep within one's soul.
[glow=black,200]HELLO THERE, MY LOVE. I HAVE RETURNED TO RECLAIM YOUR HEART, MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS MARE.[/glow]
"t-tom..." whispered Rarity in a small voice, eyes pinpricks as she backed up. The glowing blue aura about the Boutique shrank dramatically, and the roof was all but torn away by Nothingness as Mirrorjack suddenly moved forward like quicksilver, sprouting horns and wings as her silver eyes looked directly into Applejack's, who swallowed and began sweating.
"[glow=blue,200]You've avoided me for far too long, Abigail Jacqueline the Fifth, of the Fifth line. You only pretended to have 'gotten over' the Incident a year ago. THAT is the Cruel Truth.[/glow]"
And screamed.
An enormous golem, shaped like an evil knight, but made of stone with a diamond head, was standing right at the door of Carousel Boutique, grinning broadly. Next to it was a mare made completely of silver, surrounded by silver apples which reflected hideous shapes that one could not help but know were truths, the most disgusting, inmost truths hidden deep within one's soul.
[glow=black,200]HELLO THERE, MY LOVE. I HAVE RETURNED TO RECLAIM YOUR HEART, MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS MARE.[/glow]
"t-tom..." whispered Rarity in a small voice, eyes pinpricks as she backed up. The glowing blue aura about the Boutique shrank dramatically, and the roof was all but torn away by Nothingness as Mirrorjack suddenly moved forward like quicksilver, sprouting horns and wings as her silver eyes looked directly into Applejack's, who swallowed and began sweating.
"[glow=blue,200]You've avoided me for far too long, Abigail Jacqueline the Fifth, of the Fifth line. You only pretended to have 'gotten over' the Incident a year ago. THAT is the Cruel Truth.[/glow]"
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Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you
2013 Nov 26, 15:10:12Quote from: Midnight Breeze on 2013 Nov 26, 14:57:26well... like how many people actually signed up successfully for a government program. Sure, it might be an embarrassment if it's a ridiculously small number, but it's not like divulging national security stuff. Or how many senators went golfing in the Caribbeans rather than working last quarter. That's not national security stuff, it's stuff We the People should know, 'cause we elected them and they should be held accountable for what they do with our taxpayer money.Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2013 Nov 26, 14:56:22
unnecessary government secrets
Such as?
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Video Games / Re: Most annoying things in video games
2013 Nov 26, 14:58:19
getting headshotted on respawn.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Metagame! (RP, NOT a jump-in): Please post at least 2 sentences or more per post
2013 Nov 26, 14:48:15
Chrysteel's Love's Restoration restores 33+3+60+4=100% health to Blazing, Bleyd, and Laserbolt, but they retain -10%/turn Acid Burns and -10%/turn Poisoned Wounds and -10%/turn Bleeding Wounds.
Laserbolt's Luna's Love will constantly heal 40% health to all standing within 5 feet of the sigil, decreasing incoming damage to 90% normal.
Arty's Light Dome is no longer stacking. Existing buffs: 60% stronger player-to-monster attacks, 30% weaker monster-to-player attacks and 15% damage to non-boss enemies and 6% damage to bosses who cross it. Two counts left after this count.
Majem's Water Jets deal 20*1.6*.1=3.2% damage to the Nameless Abomination, reducing it to 24.8% health.
Chrysteel's Harmonic Horn Blast deals 10*1.03*1.60=16.48% Harmonic+Fire+Light+Arcane damage to the Nameless Abomination, reducing it to 8.32% health.
Bleyd forfeits a turn.
Blazing's Hellhound is running towards the Nameless Abomination. It will attack in one turn.
*****
The two 100% Magma Dragons breathe Fire Blasts at anypony not inside the shield surrounding Chrysteel and those immediately around her, namely Laserbolt, Blazing, Bleyd, and Blazing's hellhound, for 300% Fire damage per blast. The attacks cannot be evaded, resisted or physically blocked, and since it's released cannot be interrupted. It must be negated or magically blocked.
The Nameless Abomination attempts Psychic Trauma at anypony not inside the shield surrounding Chrysteel and those immediately around her, namely Laserbolt, Blazing, Bleyd, and Blazing's hellhound, for 1500% Psychic damage. The attack cannot be evaded or physically blocked, but must be Interrupted or Resisted or magically blocked.
JINGLE BELLS, CHRYSTEEL SMELLS, BLEYD IS NEARLY DEAD! BLAZING'S DOG IS ROASTING SOON, AND THEN WE'LL HAVE HIS HEAD! AHAHAHA!
The Ultimate Evil, who is quite evil, uses Unspeakable Song for 2000% Psychic+Sonic damage at nypony not inside the shield surrounding Chrysteel and those immediately around her, namely Laserbolt, Blazing, Bleyd, and Blazing's hellhound, for 1500% Psychic damage. The attack cannot be evaded, but must be Interrupted or Resisted or Blocked either physically by covering the ears or magically with a spell.
Laserbolt's Luna's Love will constantly heal 40% health to all standing within 5 feet of the sigil, decreasing incoming damage to 90% normal.
Arty's Light Dome is no longer stacking. Existing buffs: 60% stronger player-to-monster attacks, 30% weaker monster-to-player attacks and 15% damage to non-boss enemies and 6% damage to bosses who cross it. Two counts left after this count.
Majem's Water Jets deal 20*1.6*.1=3.2% damage to the Nameless Abomination, reducing it to 24.8% health.
Chrysteel's Harmonic Horn Blast deals 10*1.03*1.60=16.48% Harmonic+Fire+Light+Arcane damage to the Nameless Abomination, reducing it to 8.32% health.
Bleyd forfeits a turn.
Blazing's Hellhound is running towards the Nameless Abomination. It will attack in one turn.
*****
The two 100% Magma Dragons breathe Fire Blasts at anypony not inside the shield surrounding Chrysteel and those immediately around her, namely Laserbolt, Blazing, Bleyd, and Blazing's hellhound, for 300% Fire damage per blast. The attacks cannot be evaded, resisted or physically blocked, and since it's released cannot be interrupted. It must be negated or magically blocked.
The Nameless Abomination attempts Psychic Trauma at anypony not inside the shield surrounding Chrysteel and those immediately around her, namely Laserbolt, Blazing, Bleyd, and Blazing's hellhound, for 1500% Psychic damage. The attack cannot be evaded or physically blocked, but must be Interrupted or Resisted or magically blocked.
JINGLE BELLS, CHRYSTEEL SMELLS, BLEYD IS NEARLY DEAD! BLAZING'S DOG IS ROASTING SOON, AND THEN WE'LL HAVE HIS HEAD! AHAHAHA!
The Ultimate Evil, who is quite evil, uses Unspeakable Song for 2000% Psychic+Sonic damage at nypony not inside the shield surrounding Chrysteel and those immediately around her, namely Laserbolt, Blazing, Bleyd, and Blazing's hellhound, for 1500% Psychic damage. The attack cannot be evaded, but must be Interrupted or Resisted or Blocked either physically by covering the ears or magically with a spell.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Darkness Before Dawn (RP, not a jump-in)
2013 Nov 26, 13:09:51
Rarity smiled. "Don't you worry, darling. We have four of the Elements of Harmony right here in this room! If those confounded ruffians try anything, they shall have us to contend with. I do see what you mean, Applejack; Pinkie does seem to have stashes of absolutely everything under Celestia's Sun wherever we go. I suppose I shall content myself with a few scarves and a bit of food. Would any of you like some more tea?"
"Ah'm fine, thanks, Rarity."
The white unicorn nodded, her horn glowing as several articles of clothing and supplies floated into a pair of exquisite saddlebags, custom-designed by her, of course. It didn't do to keep guests waiting, after all!
"Anypony else? I am ready when you are."
"Ah'm fine, thanks, Rarity."
The white unicorn nodded, her horn glowing as several articles of clothing and supplies floated into a pair of exquisite saddlebags, custom-designed by her, of course. It didn't do to keep guests waiting, after all!
"Anypony else? I am ready when you are."
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Pony Off-Topic Archive / Re: Talk like Zecora!
2013 Nov 26, 11:09:27
BerserkerBrony, welcome back!
And Tiger too, t'is true, alack!
Too many friends have gone away,
And left these threads to go astray.
But here together we may stand
And hold together like dry land
In midst of storm! With riddles great
And rhymes our wits here for to sate!
Now, friends, I beg thee, tell a rhyme,
A riddle great to pass the time!
T'was riddle hard which you did speak;
Unbroken even with a peek.
But riddle hard is always fun
For each of us to test, make done.
Let's riddle here in rhyming line,
And make a riddle great and fine!
And Tiger too, t'is true, alack!
Too many friends have gone away,
And left these threads to go astray.
But here together we may stand
And hold together like dry land
In midst of storm! With riddles great
And rhymes our wits here for to sate!
Now, friends, I beg thee, tell a rhyme,
A riddle great to pass the time!
T'was riddle hard which you did speak;
Unbroken even with a peek.
But riddle hard is always fun
For each of us to test, make done.
Let's riddle here in rhyming line,
And make a riddle great and fine!