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Canterlot Archives / Re: The Closed Door(jump in)
2012 Oct 03, 22:51:25
"I meant with more force then that...BUT IT'S A DISTRACTION! MINE!" Screams Physics, as he pulls the scroll with all his might, finally managing to free it from Mr goods hooves, "YES! YOUR MINE!" Screams Physics shift.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 22:47:00
Physics looks around. "I don't feel... comfortable, saying it out loud...so I'll just put the message in your head! Says Physics, thanking his brilliance.
'[shadow=red,left]I sell...illegal scrolls to ponies...It's my main source of income[/shadow]' Physics implants the message into Teals mind.
'[shadow=red,left]I sell...illegal scrolls to ponies...It's my main source of income[/shadow]' Physics implants the message into Teals mind.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: The Closed Door(jump in)
2012 Oct 03, 22:44:48
((The spell isn't hypnosis, more like sublte telepathy, but let's just say your susceptible to mind control to make this easy))
"Good...NOW HELP ME GET MY SCROLL FROM THIS PONIES!" Screams Physics.
"Good...NOW HELP ME GET MY SCROLL FROM THIS PONIES!" Screams Physics.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: The Closed Door(jump in)
2012 Oct 03, 22:40:39
Physics thinks for a moment. If I get this pony on my side, I can get him to help me get my scroll from this guy. SPELL TIME!
"[shadow=red,left]I should help out the cloaked pony[/shadow]" Physics shift implants the memory in Vicks head.
"[shadow=red,left]I should help out the cloaked pony[/shadow]" Physics shift implants the memory in Vicks head.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 22:38:31
"Because...I wonder what side the laws on going to be about my insurance on these injuries? Physics sighs. "Can you keep a secret?" Asks Physics, sound desperate.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 22:32:29
"I like it inside! It's nice and in dark their, and less people to see what I'm studying! After all I wouldn't want no guard seeing what I was studying... BECAUSE HE MIGHT GET JEALOUS OF MY SKILLS AND TRY TO ABUSE HIS POWER AND ARREST ME! YES! Nothing about illegal magic, yes." Says Physics, trying to save face as much as possible, fearing he might actually go to jail.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: The Closed Door(jump in)
2012 Oct 03, 22:27:34
"Oooo my head...it matters not! What matters is... " Physics takes a look around the area, seeing all his illegal materials littered around him like rocks on a rock farm! And the stranger who scared him about to read one " MY SCROLLS!" Screams Physics Shift, using his telekinesis to start picking up his scrolls and putting them back in his saddle, but struggles with Mr Goods to try to get the scroll out of his hooves.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 22:18:24
"Everyone seems to say that...not sure why..I mean I'm normal right? It's normal to spend most of the day inside studying the dark ar-I mean regular magic, isolated from most of the world...right? Says Physics, showing something of concern for himself for once.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 22:13:53
"Alright...thanks...I guess..." Says Physics shift, prepping himself on Teals side, and starts walking in Unison with him to the hospital.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: The Closed Door(jump in)
2012 Oct 03, 22:11:30
"OH CELESTIA WHAT WAS THAT!" Screams Physics shift, startled by the sudden sound and runs straight into a tree, knocking several illegal scrolls free from his saddle and temporarily dazing Physics Shift.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 22:04:34
"Wow this guy sure must have selective hearing." Physics silently whispers to himself, thankful that he didn't seem to catch the whole selling illegal magic scrolls to a nightmare moon cult thing.
"If it will get you to stop whining about my injuries, fine I'll go to the hospital. Says Physics, giving into Teals demand about the hospital.
"If it will get you to stop whining about my injuries, fine I'll go to the hospital. Says Physics, giving into Teals demand about the hospital.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 21:56:55
"Bah! This is nothing! You should have seen the fire ball accident last week, or when that Nightmare moon cult decided that my illegal magic scrolls were worth more then my li-and I just destroyed any chance of me not going to jail didn't I?" Says Physics, face hoofing himself.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 21:48:46Quote from: Teal Turken on 2012 Oct 03, 21:34:01
((Whoa whoa whoa Dark Gods...this is a child friendly site, don't get too gory))
((don't worry theirs no blood, just some flesh wounds and a broken bone, I've seen worse on childrens shows before, mostly the likes of full body casts and such))
"I am...alright" says Physics Shift "You should have seen the other pon-animals, you should have seen the animals that attacked me." Physics Shift says. "Now if you need m-" says Physics shifts, before tripping again.
"GAHH" Yells Physics.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 21:31:27
Physics starts rolling around wildly. "OH DEAR CELESTIA IT'S POKING MY NERVES!: Thankfully the worst of his problems, the stone hoof, is solved within rolling, the rocky cover shatters upon impact of Physics mad rolling, the bones within his back left hoof also break upon impact as well "OH LUNA WHY!". The teeth also get caught in the ground, and lucky are pulled out of his side, causing some minor cuts in Physics flesh "IT'S LIKE PULLING OUT SPLINTERS!". Physics stands back up, hobbling on three legs, the third one hangs off the ground, physics not wanting to cause himself anymore pain.
"I AM *deep inhale through clenched teeth* all right!..." Says Physics, completely ignoring the obvious injuries, despite them burning worse.
"I AM *deep inhale through clenched teeth* all right!..." Says Physics, completely ignoring the obvious injuries, despite them burning worse.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 21:07:37
Physics shift circles the cloud from below, trying to get the best angle to fire ball Teal.
"Ok, 5 degrees to the left? Nah he's it would be to hard hitting him when he's wide, 25 right? yea, I can nail him from he-" Physics never gets to finish this sentence, as he realied to much on his back left hoof, the one that was turned to stone. Physics falls on his right side, jabbing the Timber wolves teeth deeper into his body.
"Ouch...AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!" Wails Physics, feeling as if as though he was the Guards spear targets.
"Ok, 5 degrees to the left? Nah he's it would be to hard hitting him when he's wide, 25 right? yea, I can nail him from he-" Physics never gets to finish this sentence, as he realied to much on his back left hoof, the one that was turned to stone. Physics falls on his right side, jabbing the Timber wolves teeth deeper into his body.
"Ouch...AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!" Wails Physics, feeling as if as though he was the Guards spear targets.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 20:44:51
((oh I feel blind now, editing last post now))
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 20:40:24
((I'm BBBAAACCCKKK))
10 minutes ealier.
Physics Shifts starts waking up from his head injuries.
"Well that was...dissapointed, CONFOUND YOU ROCK!" Roars Physics, jumping back a safe distance to blast the rock with a fire ball. The rock darkness, burnt.
"Teach you to knock me out...dumb rock." Says Physics, desperatly trying to ignore the fact that he basically defeat himself. Physics suddenly looks around to see a pack of timber wolves, a pair of manticores and a cockatrice.
"...Really?" Inqusitions out the Blue stalion, just before casting his most powerful spell "Reality Distort", all our battle insures.
Now.
Physics crawls into the town square of ponyville, with several sharp wooden teeth sticking out of him, a disinfected Manticore tail sting on his flank, and half his back left hoof has been turned to stone.
"I need a cake...or a spa trip right no.. Physics starts before spotting Teal "Must resist...urge to kill...those who insulted me, can't go to the dungeon...for life. whispers the Blue Unicorn, head twitching, barley keeping back a fireball spell.
10 minutes ealier.
Physics Shifts starts waking up from his head injuries.
"Well that was...dissapointed, CONFOUND YOU ROCK!" Roars Physics, jumping back a safe distance to blast the rock with a fire ball. The rock darkness, burnt.
"Teach you to knock me out...dumb rock." Says Physics, desperatly trying to ignore the fact that he basically defeat himself. Physics suddenly looks around to see a pack of timber wolves, a pair of manticores and a cockatrice.
"...Really?" Inqusitions out the Blue stalion, just before casting his most powerful spell "Reality Distort", all our battle insures.
Now.
Physics crawls into the town square of ponyville, with several sharp wooden teeth sticking out of him, a disinfected Manticore tail sting on his flank, and half his back left hoof has been turned to stone.
"I need a cake...or a spa trip right no.. Physics starts before spotting Teal "Must resist...urge to kill...those who insulted me, can't go to the dungeon...for life. whispers the Blue Unicorn, head twitching, barley keeping back a fireball spell.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 18:40:46
" Thank the sisters it's starting to clear up!" Says Physics shift, while squinting, vision still affected by minor burns. He tries to take a step on what he thinks is land, but rather slips in a puddle just outside the river, tripping and hitting his head, knocking himself out.
((going to be afk for a while, be back at roughly 8:00 PM))
((going to be afk for a while, be back at roughly 8:00 PM))
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 18:36:37
" Oh Sweet Luna the pain! It's like the hot sauce prank all over again!" Says Physics, trying to rub his eyes clean of the super heated moisture to no avail.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 03, 18:31:52
Physic Shift quickly rolls to the side, not wanting to be near the hawk "EAT STEAM!" 
Screams Physics, firing a fire ball into the water, causing a massive amounts of hot steam to appear in the area.
"MY EYES, THEY BURN!"
Screamed Physics, getting hot steam in his eyes.
Screams Physics, firing a fire ball into the water, causing a massive amounts of hot steam to appear in the area."MY EYES, THEY BURN!"
Screamed Physics, getting hot steam in his eyes.