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Messages - the dark gods

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((sorry, got caught up in the battle, then the fire ball was just for a distraction))
"Have to *pant* find my *gasp* *pant* scrolls, before they do." Says Physics taking off his cloak, it being to heavy and hot for him. He pulled out a potion from his cloaks pockets and drank it, feeling instantly rejuvenated.
"Ok, I'll just follow them, lie, then take it back when they're not looking, I have to get my scrolls back".
Physics starts galloping back towards the group.
"Excuse me, did any of you see a cloaked pony around here? He happened to have stole some of my magic scrolls from me." Said Physics, faking a heavy accent.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 04, 18:07:55
"Yes I suppose you should..." Said the hospital bed bound Physics, trying to get the potential threat to his underground trades away from him as possible.
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"No, NO, no, no, no! That's not how it's supposed to work, you should have been driven MAD by now!" Growled the cloaked pony, through clenched teeth.
Using the last of his magical energy, he blasted a fireball near Spaz, slightly burning him, setting the scrolls on fire, turning the evidence needed to convict him for life, into ash. Using the sudden final attack as a distraction, he ran off into the forest, a few seconds after he started, he catches his breath, tired from the spell, and starts up his gallop again at a slightly slower speed.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 04, 17:57:01
"Good for you kid, I hope you become a great adventurer!" Said physics, mentally relived that he could avoid confronting the child directly. After all, he was many thing, but a foal hurter he was not.
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(I don't mind his clone thing I have a counter!)
Physics was sent flying of his hooves. "GAH"
Physics slowly rose back onto his four hooves.
"I really didn't want to do this, but I will now!" Screamed Physics, his horn glowing, distorting the area around him, changing everything into utter madness, driving all those within the immediate area (sans himself) insane for a while.
Physics growled, the spell draining him of anything he could call Stamina, but also draining his attackers of what they could call sanity.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 04, 17:47:40
"A Hero?" Inqusitions Physics. "What type of hero? Like slay the rampaging dragon kind of hero, or the bust criminals type of hero?"
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(I didn't mean like 5 meters, I mean something like 20 or 40 meters, not sure how far he teleported, and he's a bright pastel colored pony, he's going to stick out rather well in a forest, but fine ignore my last post)
"NO! YOU TELL ME WERE HE WENT!" Screams the cloaked pony at Vick. "Or I'll make you tell me!" He yells angrily.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 04, 17:41:50
"EXTREMELY! If we socialize, we become friends, if we become friends, then we'll depends on each other, and if we depend on each other, YOU CAN BACK STAB SOME HOW!" Screamed Physics, overly paranoid as his usual self.
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Physics quickly removes the saddle of scrolls from Spaz's back, and puts them on his own spine.
"GAH! That tele-frag REALLY HURTED YOU FEATHER BRAIN!" Bellows Physics, before chain teleporting away from the two ponies.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 04, 17:37:10
"What do you mean 'like we are now'...Oh dear Celestia you're right! WE'RE SOCALIZING!" Screamed the blue pony, as if something horrible has just happened.
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"NO!" Bellow out the cloaked unicorn, spotting him some meters away.
Physics quickly teleported back to follow suit, ignoring the pain to cast a madness spell, tearing at Spazs mental capability, if only for a few minutes before he gains sanity back.
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Physics Shift struggles in Spazs grip.  "Neh! Let me go! Or I'll tear your mind asunder!" Orders the blue cloaked pony.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 04, 17:25:23
"Mmmeeee? No pony really asked about me before, mostly because I rarely talk to anypony...Anyway, my name is Physics Shift, scroll maker and magic enthusiasts extraordinaire, " Says, Physics, rolling his hoof around as he speaks for dramatic effect.
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"Ummm...I can explain?" Says Physics, noticing the alicorn was hovering over a large puddle. "I was...FIREBALL!" Screams the cloaked pony, blasting the puddle with a fire ball spell, sending hot steam into the air were Spaz was. Physics immediatly turned around and ran back the other way.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 04, 17:07:05
"Hey I didn't shoot you with a fireball now did I? So you have nothing to fear, unless your a private investigator, then you might have something to fear about me." says Physics, trying to get back his credibility with Aurora, unmeaning to sound threatening despite the claims that he is dangerous to certain kinds of ponies.
"Also this wasn't a "Light show", seeing as I made it dark, so your eyes had nothing to fear of." Explained Physics shift, spinning his other hoof dismissively of Aurora's claim of damaging his eyes.
"Nice goggles by the way."
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 04, 16:54:52
Physics giggles to himself, before noticing something weird about the lighting.
"Did my shade spell wear off already? Also I suggest you get down from their, you're about ram one of the lights." Says Physics, confused about  the sudden lack of darkness. 'Did the injury hurt my magic? Or did his scream just distract me from the spell?

"Sooooo then...hows life since I last saw you?" says Physics, lazily leaning his head on one prompted up hoof.
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"MY EYES!DD: Bellowed out Physics shift.
"ANTI-GUARD PROTOCAL 15!" Screams Physics shortly before blinding Spaz with his own flash spell, and teleporting behind spazz to buck him from behind. Physics shakes his head, trying to reorientate himself.
"You'll never get me you guard!" Screams Physics while running away, not wasting a second to look at his attacked to identify that Spaz was not a guard.
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Physics shifts removes his saddle of illegal scrolls and places them near to door of the angleing, without removing his cloak he casts a invisibilty spell on himself and checks outside the door.
"Ok, lets see here, that pony who tried to take my scroll and...two alicorns? NOT GOOD!" Physics screams to himself, he grabs his saddle and runs out into the forest, recasting invisibility on himself covering the scrolls in the spells affect as well.
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 04, 16:24:44
"5 hours, and I've already read all the books in this hospital, Discord curse my scying spell...Need to find something to do... Moaned Physics Shift, completely board out of his mind.
"Might as well play a prank on someone, let see...oh Physics you devious unicorn you, that would be hilarious!" said Physics thinking of a rather mean spirited prank. Physics head shifts to out the window, looking for a target, and spots Aurora.
"It's that little foal from before! He'd make a great target, better prepare..." Physics casts shade spell, making the nearby area dark as a cave at night. He focused on Aurora Flare, teleporting him a meter away from Physics, within the darkness of the shade spell.

Physics waited a few seconds for the Foal to realize what was going on, and then quietly whispered one thing into Aurora's ear. "Boo."
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Canterlot Archives / Re: Life in Ponyville
2012 Oct 04, 00:51:57
"Yes, that works, and also If my calculations are correct the next dose of sedatives should be..kicking....in...now" Says Physics, moments before falling asleep as deep as a rock.

((going to sleep now, ignore the green box that says I'm logged in, I never log out of anything))