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Thread Games / Re: Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

2014 Dec 04, 03:50:45

Granted, now you are expelled from college, and now that person has complete control over your Skype 
I wish

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Canterlot Archives / Re: CyberVille: The Ultimate Ponyville Life Simulation Game of Horrors! (Jump in!)

2014 Dec 04, 03:30:52

Alright, we need to make a berry mixture first of all.
Why?
Oh, it's to gain mana.
Just crush up some of those berries you found.
Ok... And here you go!
Hunger: 63%
Mana: 42%
Sweet, now hold my hoof, or at least be touching me.
Aand... *Teleport*
Welcome to the centre of Ponyville!
Why is everything quiet...
Both: Cyberlings! (Tech Changelings )
BC:                           SB:
Health: 73%              Health: 72%
Hunger: 62%             Hunger: 69%
Thirst: 67%               Thirst: 83%
Stamina: 100%          Stamina: 88%
Fatigue: 0%               Fatigue: 0%

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Off-Topic Archive / Re: Derp things you did as a foal!

2014 Dec 03, 04:41:59

I remember the first time I was given curry to eat and I said to my dad "I'm not eating poison!" "It's yucky!"
The odd thing is that on that night I chucked up in my bed... Maybe it was poison... 
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I've always done this.
Hug everything that is huggable.
I don't know why I do it, but it makes me feel happy.
I also learnt a bit of stuff I shouldn't have known by watching youtube secretly in bed when I was young... 

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Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you

2014 Dec 03, 04:14:38

When steam deletes my characters on practically EVERYTHING.
I come off the game for like 5 minutes, and the last character I used and the last world are either gone, or corrupted to the point of unplayable.
It makes me think that I've wasted 50 dollars on a freaking game with no ending. (Like the N64 Paper Mario on Wii)
I shall now unleash my Fluttershy rage.

Well if you want to consider game deletion, 5 minutes is not that bad

Now imagine the fustration and pain of loosing all the data to a game you have been playing for over two years.

when you consider its a game that values the unlockable items you gain during each run its a painful loss, I wont mention much of the game here but it was Issac the orginal (and no that is not a topic to start)

No, I meant that in the length of 5 minutes of coming off the game it deletes everything.
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How many chips are in a packet of CC's (They're like Australian doritos, although you can still get doritos in Australia, so they're sort of a rip off anyway...)
http://imgur.com/IukskVT

How much are in there??? 5?
I know, it's only 1 small packet, and I hadn't ate any yet but still, that much?
I'd expect like 15 or 12 to fit in a packet like that.
Frig money scams...
And somehow they come in these family packs with other packets of things, that are way more decent that that.

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Thread Games / Re: Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

2014 Dec 03, 04:12:14

Granted, but then FiM is badly written so everything else is just more worse.
I wish abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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Canterlot Archives / Re: Its Christmas letz do this(open rp)

2014 Dec 03, 04:04:43

Cloud looked over at Blaze, "Oh, uh. Thanks but no thanks! I just like going for the ride! So, this is ponyville, huh?" He sat besides Maple by the fire as the sun began to go down.

((Sorry Buttercookie, I don't really understand your plot right now.  ))

((I don't know how to make this more sense, but to say for now BC is sad.
Then somepony, or somedog comes and cheers him up in a way.
Does that make sense? ))

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Canterlot Archives / Re: CyberVille: The Ultimate Ponyville Life Simulation Game of Horrors! (Jump in!)

2014 Dec 03, 03:38:53

Buttercookie:                                            Shortbread:
Health: 42%                                             Health: 64%
Stamina: 5%                                            Stamina: %73
Hunger: 39%                                            Hunger: 63%
Mana: 0%                                                 Mana
Thirst (Forgot to add this in): 78%          Thirst: 73%
Fatigue (And this): 99%                             Fatigue: 0%

Ahem, what about me?
Oh yeah, sorry.
Find berries or something, I might now a bit or two about this game 
SB:
What? I play games, oh and here it comes... OWWWWWWWW!
Oh man, you really need them.
Picking Berries...
Alright, here ya go.
Thank you! This should get my hunger up... my fatigue is still high though.
Anything for my brother!
Hah, yeah... whatever... 
We should either set up shelter here or find somewhere else.
Dice Roll time! (1 = Stay 2 = Venture)

Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2
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Yeah, it is dangerous here so we should go, anyway, why were we in Everfree forest?
No clue, maybe a distortion, or it was a spawn?
Who knows?
The one thing about advanced mode is that attacks actually do visional damage to them, so it's quite a shock for what happens to BC in a bit after some lag, which is...
...
...
...
Now!
Alright, where should we go?
Dude... look at your flank...
Dude, for the last time, there isn't anything I could get a cutie mark fo-
Fatigue: 101.33% (Fainted )
Ok... this is horrifying, not disgusting, but how the timberwolf done that.
... Same here...
Luckily I'm a blacksmith! I can make a cast for that in a jiffy!
Although, something else is bound to happen.
Jiffy... Your an idiot.
Uhh, do you want to get eaten by a timberwolf?
Ok let's go.

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Thread Games / Re: Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

2014 Dec 02, 04:09:12

Granted, but it happened so fast you didn't have time to see it, poor you, somehow everyone else sees it, and they tease you.
I wish 1 (Divided) 0 = (Universe implodes and makes anti matter black holes that are shaped like banana peels and only eat red planets like mars.)

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Canterlot Archives / Re: CyberVille: The Ultimate Ponyville Life Simulation Game of Horrors! (Jump in!)

2014 Dec 02, 04:03:48

Oh god, what is that???
Duh, it's obviously a Timberwolf, didn't you see that message?
Oh, yea-
Timberwolf slashed Shortbread, leaving a nasty cut! (Health: %82)
Oh god, ouch!
Shortbread kicked the timberwolf over, hurting it and knocking it over! (Health: %72(Miss Turn))
Hah, great work dude!
BC swiftly swiped the timberwolf with his steel katana! (Health: %52)
The timberwolf got up and hurled itself at BC, Shoving him over, allowing it to hurt him more! (BC Health: %42)
*Gulp* Oughhhghghhh... Help...
A flash of light appears and gives BC some mana! (Mana: %21)
Sweet, I can at least make a light ball.
BC is making a light ball!
SB Kicked the timberwolf, but the timberwolf evaded the attack!
Oof, I'm puffed out.
The direwolf bit SB on the hoof! (Health: %64)
The light ball has been generated!
The direwolf has been blinded! Maybe permanently! I mean, it's a light ball! I like exclamation marks!
Is this a good time to run?
Yep.
BC Escaped!
SB Escaped!
0 Experience Gained...

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Canterlot Archives / Re: CyberVille: The Ultimate Ponyville Life Simulation Game of Horrors! (Jump in!)

2014 Dec 02, 03:28:16

Connecting To Server....
Building Terrain...
Butter Cookie Joined the game.
Shortbread Joined the game.
Oof, oww... Hey Shortbread, where are you?
Next to you.
Oh phew.
I think when I was searching for a realm I may have accidently put ourselves into a virtual reality.
Butter Cookie and Shortbread then noticed a health bar, hunger bar, mana bar, and a stamina bar in the top right corner of their eyes, along with a thing saying ADVANCED.
For sure we don't know where we are.
A Timberwolf appeared!
BC:                                                                        SB:
Health: %100                                                         Health: %100
Hunger: %47                                                         Hunger: %79
Stamina: %21                                                        Stamina: %94
Mana: 0%                                                              Mana:

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Canterlot Archives / Re: Its Christmas letz do this(open rp)

2014 Dec 02, 02:36:42

"A wonderfully stylish one!  "
"But... I have no one to do stuff with, mostly because they're all in Manehatten for some reason..."
"*Sigh*"
((The duration will have someone say someone talk to me now, not from me, someone else  ))

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Off-Topic / Re: Dumb things that annoy you

2014 Dec 02, 01:09:43

When steam deletes my characters on practically EVERYTHING.
I come off the game for like 5 minutes, and the last character I used and the last world are either gone, or corrupted to the point of unplayable.
It makes me think that I've wasted 50 dollars on a freaking game with no ending. (Like the N64 Paper Mario on Wii)
I shall now unleash my Fluttershy rage.

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Canterlot Archives / Re: Its Christmas letz do this(open rp)

2014 Dec 02, 00:33:06

"Oh god I've been thinking to myself for so long I've gotten so cold that I must be a pony flavoured ice cone! Brr... better go by myself a coat."
So he did.
"Ahh, much better."
"Now I'm a pony ice cone with a coat on."

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Canterlot Archives / Re: Its Christmas letz do this(open rp)

2014 Dec 01, 01:18:02

(Hmm, whoever it was, was truly special to me.)
(It could've been my brother, but he's staying in Manehatten for the time being.)
(It was somepony else.)
(Was it... my mother?)
(Was it? Hmm... no, I shouldn't think of it, It'll get me depressed.)
(Better go back to the Everfree forest, to take me mind off things and see how my sword truly works.)
(I mean, it was covered in the essence of a Nightmare, for crying out loud!)

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Thread Games / Re: Ban the Pony above you(reactivated)

2014 Nov 30, 07:42:29

Banned cuz swag. 

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Canterlot Archives / Re: Its Christmas letz do this(open rp)

2014 Nov 30, 07:29:00

Butter Cookie twirled around 'Celestia's Order', a sword he enchanted from the dust of a nightmares soul and smithed under a dragons flame. ((Not trying to sound op, he did get hurt.))
(Huh, since I made the sword everything seems more, peaceful.)
(The snow falls as light as a feather, and everything is turning out right for everyone.)
(I just feel like, I saw someone familiar in the front of my eye.)
(Someone, special...)
(Someone...)
(Somepony.)
(Somepony... Who was that somepony?)

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Canterlot Archives / Re: Canterlot University (Jump-in!)

2014 Nov 30, 07:20:54

"Right, now that your out, I'm going to my class."
"Wait, what???"
"Bye bro!"
" Oh come on, my hoof's stuck again."
So BC left to do his next, most amazing class ever, Witchery.
OOC (As my character ): Ok, don't get me wrong, but witchery is way cooler than magic.
Via witchery, you can travel to dream realms with your soul as well, making it different to dreaming. And some other stuff...

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Canterlot Archives / Re: Canterlot University (Jump-in!)

2014 Nov 29, 18:02:17

Spoiler: show

He hovered slowly around the campus, and then he found the hole.
BC: "Right, time to get my pesky brother  " "Umm, Shortbread?"
SB: "Oh wow, you got here fast BC!"
BC: "Yeah, I'll tell you about that later ok?"
SB: "Ok!  "
BC: "Still though, you better get out, I have classes in a few minutes."
SB: "Nooooo!!!"
BC:"*Sigh* GET OUT!!!  "
SB: "Ok ok ok... if I mean that much to you..."
...
... Ok you get the point, it's BC then SB k?
...
"Help."
"Seriously?"
"My hoof's stuck."
"Oh god, I told you not to go in there."
"No you didn't."
"Well I did in a way, oh, whatever  ."

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"Ugh, and my next lesson was going to be epic."
"We were going to kill a Nightmare and make a biting belt." "But I'm stuck here to rescue you."
"Well sorry for being adventurous.  "
BC: "Well I don't blame you, you've always been like it."
BC: "Right, now how far down do you think you are?"
SB: "About 14 metres down, I dunno."
BC: "Right, I'll create a light ball (One of the many perks of witchery.)"
BC: "Ok, can you see me?"
SB: "Yep."
BC: "Ok, I'm coming down."
BC: "Righteyo, time to get you out."
BC: "God, how far did it get stuck down?"
SB: "Well, I did slip over."
BC: "Ugh, better move the rocks then."
BC: "God, whenever I use magic, I don't feel any pressure, but with these rocks, geez."

((Uh, Butter, I don't think I'm the only one who are just confused about this post, where are you? I don't even know who is saying what...))

Ok, I can see how you're confused. I'll put up a bit to say who's talking.
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Spoiler: show

He hovered slowly around the campus, and then he found the hole.
BC: "Right, time to get my pesky brother  " "Umm, Shortbread?"
SB: "Oh wow, you got here fast BC!"
BC: "Yeah, I'll tell you about that later ok?"
SB: "Ok!  "
BC: "Still though, you better get out, I have classes in a few minutes."
SB: "Nooooo!!!"
BC:"*Sigh* GET OUT!!!  "
SB: "Ok ok ok... if I mean that much to you..."
...
... Ok you get the point, it's BC then SB k?
...
"Help."
"Seriously?"
"My hoof's stuck."
"Oh god, I told you not to go in there."
"No you didn't."
"Well I did in a way, oh, whatever  ."

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"Ugh, and my next lesson was going to be epic."
"We were going to kill a Nightmare and make a biting belt." "But I'm stuck here to rescue you."
"Well sorry for being adventurous.  "
BC: "Well I don't blame you, you've always been like it."
BC: "Right, now how far down do you think you are?"
SB: "About 14 metres down, I dunno."
BC: "Right, I'll create a light ball (One of the many perks of witchery.)"
BC: "Ok, can you see me?"
SB: "Yep."
BC: "Ok, I'm coming down."
BC: "Righteyo, time to get you out."
BC: "God, how far did it get stuck down?"
SB: "Well, I did slip over."
BC: "Ugh, better move the rocks then."
BC: "God, whenever I use magic, I don't feel any pressure, but with these rocks, geez."

((Uh, Butter, I don't think I'm the only one who are just confused about this post, where are you? I don't even know who is saying what...))

Ok, I can see how you're confused. I'll put up a bit to say who's talking.

OOC: .-. It won't let me give it colors... nvm.
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Wait, magic?
Yeah... that's my secret.
But... you don't have a horn!
Exactly, I figured out that I had an ingrowing horn.
Keep it a secret... Or I'll kill you ok? 
I don't know if you meant that seriously, but ok...

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Canterlot Archives / Re: Canterlot University (Jump-in!)

2014 Nov 28, 23:50:38

He hovered slowly around the campus, and then he found the hole.
"Right, time to get my pesky brother  " "Umm, Shortbread?"
"Oh wow, you got here fast BC!"
"Yeah, I'll tell you about that later ok?"
"Ok!  "
"Still though, you better get out, I have classes in a few minutes."
"Nooooo!!!"
"*Sigh* GET OUT!!!  "
"Ok ok ok... if I mean that much to you..."
...
...
...
"Help."
"Seriously?"
"My hoof's stuck."
"Oh god, I told you not to go in there."
"No you didn't."
"Well I did in a way, oh, whatever  ."

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"Ugh, and my next lesson was going to be epic."
"We were going to kill a Nightmare and make a biting belt." "But I'm stuck here to rescue you."
"Well sorry for being adventurous.  "
"Well I don't blame you, you've always been like it."
"Right, now how far down do you think you are?"
"About 14 metres down, I dunno."
"Right, I'll create a light ball (One of the many perks of witchery.)"
"Ok, can you see me?"
"Yep."
"Ok, I'm coming down."
...
"Righteyo, time to get you out."
"God, how far did it get stuck down?"
"Well, I did slip over."
"Ugh, better move the rocks then."
"God, whenever I use magic, I don't feel any pressure, but with these rocks, geez."

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Thread Games / Re: Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

2014 Nov 28, 20:18:22

Granted, but they will hurt you if you don't respect anything.
I wish that banana's weren't that slightly radioactive, and not radioactive at all.