Here you can all the puns you want bad or good just post EM
Here's mine
I walk by a clock to pass time
You know... You should never really make fun of characters from games such as Phoenix Wright.
You never know; His name might be Copywrighted
If you give a guard a fright, you'll be in for a fight!
...wait, that was a rhyme... I failed like a son of a pun. :c
What did the gorilla say to the chimp after they failed to sign a contract? "I don't have time for this monkey business"
Oh wait, thats a joke, not a pun... Oh well, at least its not punny! ovO
All of the puns I can think of at four in the morning are inappropriate, but I'll post to keep track of the puns anyway. :P
How do you make a pony happy? You filly-n their tummy with sweets. :D
Dominate the world with your supreme puns! Make the people regret the moment they doubted you!
PUNish them. lol
I was eggspecting more posts here.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
So I met a griffon once, whodid terrible things. he spent his time doing eagle deeds. I foiled his plans. Really! I'm not lion!
These puns are eggceptionally well eggsecuted. I really eggmire the eggplosion of puns in here. You all have eggceeded my eggspectation and I cannot eggpress my eggcitement for more of these amazing puns.
Quote from: Randam Saiko on 2013 Nov 07, 22:15:33
These puns are eggceptionally well eggsecuted. I really eggmire the eggplosion of puns in here. You all have eggceeded my eggspectation and I cannot eggpress my eggcitement for more of these amazing puns.
you've kind of killed that
yolk.
Guys, we really need to neigh off the puns!
What are you? A horse of a different color?
She's a one trick pony.
Why did the communist get kicked out school? He got bad Marx.
What rapper does Captain Kirk hate? KHHHAAAANNNNNNNNyay West.
what's the way to Africa? The Zimbabwe.
so I just got back from a trip across a bay. it was a whole canoe experience.
Watch as I can make you read minds!
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For all you League of Legends Players:
I will now do puns of damage. Before you begin, I hope you won't be Draven crazy by all of this. But hey, Elise you had a good laugh about it. Alright now Lucian up and let's begin these Viable puns going. My top lane is always a Rumble. Like i'm not even joking, it's always him a Garen and a Garen. This pretty much exceeds my Threshhold of patience to the point where my eye is Twitching. Like Urgot to be kidding me! Everytime I see this, I feel like hitting Quinn. Ahri seriously going to have this over and over?! Ugh, I feel like playing this game is all in Vayne. I can never get a single Viktory. Like, I just want to claw my face with a Talon just to get one win. Aw Fiddlesticks, I'm running out of puns. Yoricka! I just thought of a Zilean of them. I won't be Baron of puns for a while. But considering all of the bad ones i just gave, Karma is going to catch up with me and she's going to take me to the Graves.
Quote from: Randam Saiko on 2013 Nov 10, 21:26:45
For all you League of Legends Players:
I will now do puns of damage. Before you begin, I hope you won't be Draven crazy by all of this. But hey, Elise you had a good laugh about it. Alright now Lucian up and let's begin these Viable puns going. My top lane is always a Rumble. Like i'm not even joking, it's always him a Garen and a Garen. This pretty much exceeds my Threshhold of patience to the point where my eye is Twitching. Like Urgot to be kidding me! Everytime I see this, I feel like hitting Quinn. Ahri seriously going to have this over and over?! Ugh, I feel like playing this game is all in Vayne. I can never get a single Viktory. Like, I just want to claw my face with a Talon just to get one win. Aw Fiddlesticks, I'm running out of puns. Yoricka! I just thought of a Zilean of them. I won't be Baron of puns for a while. But considering all of the bad ones i just gave, Karma is going to catch up with me and she's going to take me to the Graves.
I just sent this to my brother. Awesome.
Quote from: Randam Saiko on 2013 Nov 10, 21:26:45
For all you League of Legends Players:
I will now do puns of damage. Before you begin, I hope you won't be Draven crazy by all of this. But hey, Elise you had a good laugh about it. Alright now Lucian up and let's begin these Viable puns going. My top lane is always a Rumble. Like i'm not even joking, it's always him a Garen and a Garen. This pretty much exceeds my Threshhold of patience to the point where my eye is Twitching. Like Urgot to be kidding me! Everytime I see this, I feel like hitting Quinn. Ahri seriously going to have this over and over?! Ugh, I feel like playing this game is all in Vayne. I can never get a single Viktory. Like, I just want to claw my face with a Talon just to get one win. Aw Fiddlesticks, I'm running out of puns. Yoricka! I just thought of a Zilean of them. I won't be Baron of puns for a while. But considering all of the bad ones i just gave, Karma is going to catch up with me and she's going to take me to the Graves.
Thats it, Im out.
I'm Ezreal as it gets
That doesn't sound as good after reading that paragraph : (
If you put water on Dryads, they turn into...
*drum roll*
Wetads. 8)