Legends of Equestria - Forum

Just say your favorite, funny quotes from movies, books, games, tv shows, animes, all that stuff! All the funniest quotes you can think of! I'll give a few.

Quote from: Marty McFly from Back to the FutureHey Dad- George- Hey, you on the bike!

Quote from: Ferris Bueller from Ferris Bueller's Day OffNot that I condone fascism. Or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism. He should believe in himself.

Quote from: Hudson'He's comin' in'... I feel safer already.

Quote from: Alex Russo from Wizards of Waverly PlaceDoesn't it bug you how wizards are always portrayed on TV? With the big beards and pointy hats?

Quote from: StevieNo, it's fun.

*magically flashes huge beards and hats on both of them*

Quote from: AlexHey, this is fun!

*Harper pulls her hair around her chin, trying to play along with them*

Quote from: HarperHo ho, I'm a wizard.

Quote from: AlexHarper, that's offensive.

Quote from: Minion from MegamindWell, good luck on your date!

Quote from: MegamindI will!

Quote from: MinionThat doesn't even make any sense!

Quote from: MegamindI know!

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Quote from: Max Russo from Wizards of Waverly PlaceIt's a lava river with a scary bridge!

Quote from: Alex RussoTell me, how did you make it this far?

Quote from: Gandalf from The HobbitAre you wishing me a good morning, or are you saying that it IS a good morning whether I want it to be or not? Or are you saying that you feel good on this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that this is a morning to be good on.

Quote from: BilboAll of them at once, I suppose.

Quote from: MalikRest, prepare, cry in a corner! Do whatever it is you do before a mission, only make sure you do it quietly!

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Quote from: Altair*takes off Robert de Sable's helmet* *it's not Robert it's a woman* WHAT SORCERY IS THIS???

Quote from: Mr. Moseby*on the phone*CAN'T I JUST TALK TO A REAL PERSON?!

Quote from: LondonAre you talking to a leprechaun?

Quote from: MosebyYeah London, yeah I am.

Quoteeverything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else!

Quote from: Ezio's uncle Mario AuditoreIt's a me, Mario!

Quote from: LunaHUZZAH! HOW MANY POINTS DO I RECEIVE?

Quote from: dogewow

Quote from: Space CoreSpace space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space.

Quote from: Malfunctioning Turretclickclickclick Did I shoot him?

Quote from: random pokemon trainerI like shorts, they're so comfy and easy to wear!

Quote from: Lady CelestiaWell ... if you are going after the box with Twilly, then ... *thinks* ... I am going to teleport back home and have some tea.

Quote from: A player from TTTHe's the traitor because he's the only one not shooting anyone. Logic.

Ramisha, that sounds like a line from MLPFIM, but I've seen every episode at least 4 times. What's it from?

Quote from: A friend of mine
Big objects fit better in small holes than small objects fit in big holes.

Quote from: Another friend of mine
I think of being a vegetarian. *todays menu in school: sausages* Okay, maybe tomorrow.

Quote from: Yellowpikmin476 on 2013 Oct 13, 14:57:47
Ramisha, that sounds like a line from MLPFIM, but I've seen every episode at least 4 times. What's it from?

It's from a game called Adventure Quest. You can play it if you want to,it's online, but not multiplayer online, just.... online. The names are similar because there are a lot of parodies on existing characters in it.
There's Robina Hood, Lady Celestia and Twilly, well I can't remember anything now.
And there's a multiplayer version, in it there's Sporkion, NOTruto, Neko Yasha, Absolute Zero, Bash Ketchup and Pockey Chew.

Oh, cool.

Quote from: Random grasshopper in A Bug's LifeOHHHH. Cool. I love our job.

Quote from:  G-Men/PsychonautsThe dead people are underground, and I have brought flowers because I am sad.

Quote from: Rico from Hannah MontanaMUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Quote from: Ian from SMOSH
Bring the Amberlamps!

Quote from: Smile DogSpread The Word

Quote from: Zack from Suite Life on Deck*acting like a girl* Oh. So all of a sudden, my feelings just arent a big deal for you!

Quote from: Fact SphereHumans can survive underwater, but not for very long.
Honey does not spoil.
Rats cannot throw up.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/List_of_Fact_Sphere_facts

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Quote from: tomićka*to someone else* Hey we're gonna be in the same group in the test!

Quote from: RamishaWell it won't help much, you two don't know anything

Quote from: tomićkaThat's why we have aunt Ramisha!

Quote from: RamishaThat's why aunt Ramisha has scissors. *takes out scissors*

Quote from: My English TeacherWriting is like murdering your children. Oh, another is that writers are both the murderer and the victim.

He actually speaks the truth.

Quote from: SD asked me if I wanted a relationship with him.

Quote from: AAnd, what did you say?

Quote from: SNo, of course! I wouldn't be able to see if he's looking at me or someone else.

That's what I heard my classmates talking about once. That's just plain evil. That guy has problems with his eyes but it's barely noticeable and otherwise he's really nice and smart!
I know she probably said it as a joke but it's still mean.

Quote from: Wheatley"Sorry about the lift. It's, uh... out of service. Because it melted."

Quote from: GLaDOS[after Chell steps on an Aerial Faith Plate for the first time] Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp.

Quote from: Fact SphereFact: the Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere.

Quote from: Wheatley"And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?"

Quote from: RicoNo... No! It's the worst news a guy like me can get... I'M MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY!

Quote from: JacksonI don't understand.

Quote from: RicoListen. This shack makes a lot of money. So my dad thinks he can SELL it for a lot of money.

Quote from: Silver Spoon (FiW)You're just gonna you're just gonna you're just gonna you're just gonna you're just gonna, Yeah you walk away!

Quote from: The DoctorDon't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.

Quote from: Wheatley on 2013 Oct 22, 14:53:48

Quote from: The DoctorDon't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.

I always stare at sculptures in case they might move.......I'm watching you  :/

QuoteIf the world was turned upside-down where wrong was right and normal was weird, would you still be considered the right-normal one? Would you still be the monster? Or perhaps would you be the new victim? Or better yet, would your former victim become your monster?

Quote from: Godot... Upon meeting a beautiful lady, always ask for her name and profession.
That's one of my rules.

Quote from: Ferris BuellerNot that I condone fascism. Or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism. He should believe in himself. I quote John Lenon; "I don't believe in Beatles, I only believe in me." A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

Quote from: Sir Winston ChurchillIndeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.

Quote from: Shi Long LangLang Zi Says: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!"

Quote from: Rogatus, some guy from Skyrim

Quote from: Pinkie Pie
Come on, Ponies! I wanna see you SMILE!

Quote from: Pinkie PieAnd then I said, "Oatmeal, are you craz--" oh.

Quote from: Gru

QuoteMinions Assemble!

Bob

QuoteWar, War never changes...

Quote from: meCall of Duty... Call of duty never changes.

Me

QuotePeople today just like to whine over games in place of enjoying them, what a waste of gamers.

Quote from: AshCan't you just open your mouth and tell me what's wrong?

*Pikachu opens his mouth wide*

That's... not really what I meant...

Me at Call of Duty

QuoteCan you see them? No? *fires a predator while throwing a flashbang and a semtex* Sooner or later they will come out.

Teammate

QuoteLook at sheeps! SHIP THEM WITH FIRE! *comes down from cover shooting with a minigun everywhere while screaming* YOU ARE TERMINATED!

Quote from: Rika Furude
Whether it be the end of the world, or the birth of a new world, I must watch the outcome.

Quote from: Every Dalek everExterminate!

Quote from: Dennis DeYoungMoments pass and time moves on, but dreams remain for as long as
there's dreamers

Quote from: Steve WozniakNever trust a computer you can't throw out a window

Quote from Doctor Who
The Doctor: That's disgusting. What is that?

Amelia: An apple.

The Doctor: Apple's rubbish. I hate apples.

Amelia: You said you loved them.

The Doctor: No, no, no. I love yoghurt. Yogurt's my favourite. Give me yoghurt.

The Doctor: I hate yogurt! Just stuff with bits in it.

Amelia: You said that it was your favourite!

The Doctor: New mouth, new rules. Its like eating after cleaning your teeth. Everything tastes wrooong! Ahh!
Amelia: What is it? What's wrong with you?

The Doctor: Wrong with me? Its not my fault. Why can't you give me any decent food? You're Scottish. Fry something!

The Doctor: Ahh, bacon. Bacon. That's bacon. Are you trying to poison me?

The Doctor: Ahh you see? Beans.Beans are evil! Bad, bad beans!

The Doctor: Bread and butter. Now you're talking.

The Doctor: And stay out!

Amelia: Got some carrots.

The Doctor: Carrots?! Are you insane?! No, wait, hang on. I know what I need. I need...I need...I need...fish fingers...and custard!

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Ad infinitum.

"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don't always spoil the good things and make them unimportant." - The Doctor
"The universe is big, it's vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that's the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but this would do me." - The Doctor
The Doctor: I think you'll find that I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult.