(http://i.imgur.com/QvENXvc.jpg)
I have been on this for over 12 consecutive hours now.
I have lost control of my life.
Dat CPS.
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
What the hell's the matter with you? ; - ; I was hooked almost immediately and I don't know why.
Quote from: 0jackie0 on 2013 Aug 25, 14:18:31
What the hell's the matter with you? ; - ; I was hooked almost immediately and I don't know why.
Stop while you can.
I didn't sleep last night because I wanted to let this run, so I just watched Star Trek for 7 hours while periodically buying upgrades.
That last cookie upgrade up there is 99,999,999,999 as well...
Cookies are my life now. There is no going back.
I.....cant.....stop.....cookies.....
There was an update and my Cookies per second jumped from 3million to 32 million.
I started laughing like a James Bond villain.
It used to take 8 minutes and 46 seconds to net a billion cookies. (Yes, I kept time)
Now it's taking 31 seconds.
I have become Death, destroyer of worlds.
'Stop when you can'... you're funny. e _ e
...
I'm up to like, 70k a second.
i dont understand
why
why is this so cookies
Ah, this thing. I remember when my friend on Steam showed me this about a day ago. Now I cannot stop making cookies...
WHY IS THIS SO ADDICTIVE?
This makes me want a cookie
(http://www.rollingpinproductions.com/Web%20Site%20Images/Cookie_M.jpg)
Aw man! Now i'm addicted! ovO
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YdYmkFLvgbg/UYCNUaBQzJI/AAAAAAAAIrs/XSpoXbZMfdE/s400/Chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg)
8,500 million C/S and rising...
I went out for a few hours and all I could think about was how many cookies awaited me upon my return.
126 billion cookies saluted their general as he marched in.
The army grows exponentially.
Judgement day is at hand.
I had to stop for a while. ; - ; Didn't wanna leave it on at work while my two year old had physical access to it. Left it at 300k+ a second.
18k cookies a second... The universe has turned into cookie dough, it says.
Dangit, it takes a lot to get the cookie time machine thing :U
Quote from: Tiger on 2013 Aug 27, 04:14:22
18k cookies a second... The universe has turned into cookie dough, it says.
Dangit, it takes a lot to get the cookie time machine thing :U
Time Machines cost 203 billion at 33.
Cookie omnipotence does not come cheep.
Sea Foam, you have doomed us.
You have doomed us all into the world of cookies.
Five hours.... 3 million cookies/second...
What am I doing with my life? ;____;
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3a6564a82a490181de07cff7855ec7b1/tumblr_mmogy0OM8I1sqdb5ho1_500.png)
11,4 million cookies/second
Help me ;____________;
(http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx173/mrwonderful25986/cookiecookie_zps2ae9e77b.jpg)
cookies per second : 992,967,374.6
Ha, beat that.
( You know you will eventually, and never stop... )
There was a mistake in the balancing system between the 1.027, and 1.026 update. Which is why sleuth, and I assume Coffee was able to get such ridiculously high numbers. Thankfully all balancing issues since 1.028 are fixed; Thankfully. X3
I must say that this is a relevantly addicting game. I've started playing since 11pm EST last night, and I just can't seem to stop. xDSpoiler: Me shamefully showing off my stats. show (http://i.imgur.com/KpXLBuW.jpg)
My computer has betrayed me.
When I'm gone for too long, power saving mode kicks in and halts my grand cookie inflation.
Execution is scheduled for tomorrow.
I found my new hobby ovO
I think cookie clickers just became a survival-horror game...
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130831080239/cookieclicker/images/7/7f/Grandmas2.jpg)
I've seen pictures.
It gets worse.
My God....what have we done...
Prepare for the Grandmapoclypse
The Elder Pact has been made.
(http://images.wikia.com/cookieclicker/images/5/51/Grandmas3.jpg)
This is not a game anymore.
a family friendly game just turned into a satanic horror management game.
Sea Foam, what have you done.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
he has bought the Communal Brainsweep upgrade. It starts the unholy part of the game
Not this...
I wish I kept mine. I started during beta, and kept it until I quit. Imagine if I continued...
...Cookie Monster Apocalypse.
Quote from: Randam Saiko on 2013 Aug 31, 21:11:43
he has bought the Communal Brainsweep upgrade. It starts the unholy part of the game
And thus, the Communal Brainsweep upgrade kills this thread.
Am I the only one still doing this?
Hello?
Thread?
I don't want to play this game anymore D:
I just......I can't....
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b05fa68a7fcb084eeec4b2c4067aa9b3/tumblr_msyoc96F4s1r5qm2qo1_500.gif)
They think they can leave?
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/592/495/647.jpg)
How cute.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6b307bfb02fee412396e48f1ce7d7f63/tumblr_mrljwqOj871rhqjxao1_500.png)
I love all the quotes that are said if you sell a grandma.
News : cookie manufacturer downsizes, sells own grandmother!
"It thought we would go away by selling us. How quaint." - Grandma
"It tried to get rid of us, the nasty little thing." -grandma
"It has betrayed us, the filthy little thing." -grandma
"I can smell your rotten cookies." -grandma
"I thought you loved me." -Just Wrong achievement
The 1st and 2nd one would be even better if it played when you sold all your grandmas during the grandmapocalypse