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Title: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Aug 25, 13:44:24
(http://i.imgur.com/QvENXvc.jpg)


I have been on this for over 12 consecutive hours now.
I have lost control of my life.

Dat CPS.

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: 0jackie0 on 2013 Aug 25, 14:18:31
What the hell's the matter with you? ; - ; I was hooked almost immediately and I don't know why.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Aug 25, 14:44:38
Quote from: 0jackie0 on 2013 Aug 25, 14:18:31
What the hell's the matter with you? ; - ; I was hooked almost immediately and I don't know why.


Stop while you can.

I didn't sleep last night because I wanted to let this run, so I just watched Star Trek for 7 hours while periodically buying upgrades.

That last cookie upgrade up there is 99,999,999,999 as well...

Cookies are my life now. There is no going back.

Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: McSleuthburger on 2013 Aug 25, 18:12:17
I.....cant.....stop.....cookies.....
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Aug 25, 18:40:55
There was an update and my Cookies per second jumped from 3million to 32 million.

I started laughing like a James Bond villain.

It used to take 8 minutes and 46 seconds to net a billion cookies. (Yes, I kept time)
Now it's taking 31 seconds.


I have become Death, destroyer of worlds.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: 0jackie0 on 2013 Aug 26, 02:37:47
'Stop when you can'... you're funny. e _ e
...
I'm up to like, 70k a second.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Tiger on 2013 Aug 26, 03:51:29
i dont understand

why

why is this so cookies
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Darkangel on 2013 Aug 26, 04:18:43
Ah, this thing. I remember when my friend on Steam showed me this about a day ago. Now I cannot stop making cookies...

WHY IS THIS SO ADDICTIVE?
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: GlassMirror on 2013 Aug 26, 17:10:11
This makes me want a cookie
Spoiler: show
(http://www.rollingpinproductions.com/Web%20Site%20Images/Cookie_M.jpg)


Aw man! Now i'm addicted!  ovO
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Shadow Mare on 2013 Aug 26, 17:25:49
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YdYmkFLvgbg/UYCNUaBQzJI/AAAAAAAAIrs/XSpoXbZMfdE/s400/Chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg)
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Coffee Rush on 2013 Aug 26, 17:47:33
8,500 million C/S and rising...
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Aug 26, 23:24:20
I went out for a few hours and all I could think about was how many cookies awaited me upon my return.

126 billion cookies saluted their general as he marched in.

The army grows exponentially.

Judgement day is at hand.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: 0jackie0 on 2013 Aug 26, 23:32:29
I had to stop for a while. ; - ; Didn't wanna leave it on at work while my two year old had physical access to it. Left it at 300k+ a second.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Tiger on 2013 Aug 27, 04:14:22
18k cookies a second... The universe has turned into cookie dough, it says.

Dangit, it takes a lot to get the cookie time machine thing :U
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Aug 27, 04:40:44
Quote from: Tiger on 2013 Aug 27, 04:14:22
18k cookies a second... The universe has turned into cookie dough, it says.

Dangit, it takes a lot to get the cookie time machine thing :U


Time Machines cost 203 billion at 33.

Cookie omnipotence does not come cheep.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Tiger on 2013 Aug 27, 08:57:36
Sea Foam, you have doomed us.

You have doomed us all into the world of cookies.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Johannes on 2013 Aug 27, 09:27:17
Five hours.... 3 million cookies/second...


What am I doing with my life? ;____;
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Aug 27, 12:45:20
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/3a6564a82a490181de07cff7855ec7b1/tumblr_mmogy0OM8I1sqdb5ho1_500.png)
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Johannes on 2013 Aug 27, 12:49:39
11,4 million cookies/second


Help me ;____________;
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: McSleuthburger on 2013 Aug 27, 16:31:01
(http://i753.photobucket.com/albums/xx173/mrwonderful25986/cookiecookie_zps2ae9e77b.jpg)
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Coffee Rush on 2013 Aug 27, 17:14:58
cookies per second : 992,967,374.6
Ha, beat that.
( You know you will eventually, and never stop... )
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Billow Pillow on 2013 Aug 28, 00:32:34
There was a mistake in the balancing system between the 1.027, and 1.026 update.  Which is why sleuth, and I assume Coffee was able to get such ridiculously high numbers. Thankfully all balancing issues since 1.028 are fixed; Thankfully.  X3

I must say that this is a relevantly addicting game.  I've started playing since 11pm EST last night, and I just can't seem to stop. xD


Spoiler: Me shamefully showing off my stats. • show
(http://i.imgur.com/KpXLBuW.jpg)
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Aug 29, 12:13:15
My computer has betrayed me.

When I'm gone for too long, power saving mode kicks in and halts my grand cookie inflation.

Execution is scheduled for tomorrow.

Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: HerpyDooves on 2013 Aug 29, 19:57:24
I found my new hobby ovO
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Aug 31, 14:54:58
I think cookie clickers just became a survival-horror game...

(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130831080239/cookieclicker/images/7/7f/Grandmas2.jpg)

I've seen pictures.

It gets worse.

My God....what have we done...
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Randam Saiko on 2013 Aug 31, 16:19:17
Prepare for the Grandmapoclypse
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Aug 31, 18:24:34
The Elder Pact has been made.

(http://images.wikia.com/cookieclicker/images/5/51/Grandmas3.jpg)

This is not a game anymore.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Randam Saiko on 2013 Aug 31, 18:46:22
a family friendly game just turned into a satanic horror management game.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Tiger on 2013 Aug 31, 21:09:56
Sea Foam, what have you done.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Randam Saiko on 2013 Aug 31, 21:11:43
he has bought the Communal Brainsweep upgrade. It starts the unholy part of the game
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Somebeing on 2013 Aug 31, 21:19:28
Not this...

I wish I kept mine. I started during beta, and kept it until I quit. Imagine if I continued...

...Cookie Monster Apocalypse.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Tiger on 2013 Sep 07, 06:21:57
Quote from: Randam Saiko on 2013 Aug 31, 21:11:43
he has bought the Communal Brainsweep upgrade. It starts the unholy part of the game

And thus, the Communal Brainsweep upgrade kills this thread.
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Sep 09, 12:31:49
Am I the only one still doing this?


Hello?


Thread?
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Tiger on 2013 Sep 09, 20:50:03
I don't want to play this game anymore  D:
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: McSleuthburger on 2013 Sep 10, 16:00:38
I just......I can't....
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Tiger on 2013 Sep 11, 08:15:28
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b05fa68a7fcb084eeec4b2c4067aa9b3/tumblr_msyoc96F4s1r5qm2qo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Sep 11, 09:46:18
They think they can leave?



(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/592/495/647.jpg)








How cute.






(http://31.media.tumblr.com/6b307bfb02fee412396e48f1ce7d7f63/tumblr_mrljwqOj871rhqjxao1_500.png)
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Darkangel on 2013 Sep 11, 18:30:45
I love all the quotes that are said if you sell a grandma.

News : cookie manufacturer downsizes, sells own grandmother!

"It thought we would go away by selling us. How quaint." - Grandma

"It tried to get rid of us, the nasty little thing." -grandma

"It has betrayed us, the filthy little thing." -grandma

"I can smell your rotten cookies." -grandma

"I thought you loved me." -Just Wrong achievement

The 1st and 2nd one would be even better if it played when you sold all your grandmas during the grandmapocalypse
Title: Re: I literally can not stop clicking cookies.
Post by: Sea Foam on 2013 Sep 19, 17:52:42


"We rise."