That's right. So soon, too! Looks like the four-word story has been concluded; let's see how fast this next chapter goes by. ...And just how bad of an idea this turns out to be.
Begin!
In a faraway land, dragons
burn down homes and crops
and eat the ashes... but
then the dragons get sick
and give the crops back! X3
The dragons apology was not
the existence of this, but
the dragons did apologize, sadly
there apology was not accepted.
So the dragons started to
cry, watering the toasted crops.
Then the Fuhrer of Limbland
passes by in his carriage
Eating a zapapple and told
he was the most powerful
and greater than Trixie herself.
((AAA13 forgot 2 words. This is FIVE letter story, not 3. One post with 7 words or EDIT and restart from her 'sentence'? :s))
This caused confusion to everypony.
Suddenly Twilight burst through the
window and shouted with glee
"Those bones in my jaw..."
don't hurt any more guys!
The Fuhrer looks at her
with a confused glare, then
Rainbow Dash clears the sky...
with a big sonic rainboom
that looked like a hug. ovO
from pinkie pie. she went
to the Grand Galloping Galla
and ate a chocolate cupcake
started dancing, danced some more!
Simply put, fun was had.
I went back to sleep.
When she was finished dancing
Luna decided to teach everypony
that friendship was NOT magic ( D: )
and then the king of
Saddle Arabia said to the
power-abusing pony, "BY THE
LAWS OF EQUESTRIA I HEREBY
GRANT YOU THE POWER TO
MAKE ORIGAMI UNICORNS WHILE FLYING
ACROSS A LAVA PIT AND
NOT DIE," and then in
less than ten seconds, the
he exploded in a shower
of green sparks because Grassblade
really liked those colors on
big piles of firewood. Jenzy
was a fun guy to
Role-play with every day.
(I just read the sentence. What the... huh? X3 Thanks me...)
So Jade, Grassblade, and Dreadnaught
decided that they all would
jump off a tall building
((ovO))
because Tiger didn't like them.
Said, "You forgot your change!"
Some receipts are dropped by
alien brutes who just wanted
to be recognised as innocent
beings like us. Tiger then
took all the cookies and
shoved them into her mouth
right in front of the
Anti Junk Food Committe. They
got so mad they shouted
"THY SHALT BE SENT TO THE
PLACE WHERE PONIES WHO EAT
COOKIES AND JUNK TO SERVE
14 YEARS IN THE DUNGEON!
NO PAROLE IS ISSUED EITHER!
but then they relized that
Tiger had already flew off
Then, fog appeared in the
building. The people got scared
with the riot in the
TARDIS. The Doctor and Derpy
went to check it out
and found out that they
were in an alternate dimension
where vegetables were junk food
and junk food were vegetables.
Chips were now good food.
Carrots are now bad food
And so, they all died
and woke at Tiger's house.
They partied 'til the end.
Then Tiger kicked them out
but her wings were still
stolen. A P-Wing fell from
the sky and Tiger threw
the P-Wing up and then
it crashed into a cloud.
Tiger went into TumblrPon Universe
A burrito grabbed the P-Wing
And became P-winged burrito. He
gave back Tiger's wings, but
it was too late to
reattach them without a gene-
machine thingy... Jenzy came over
and stapled the wings on
a huge research paper, but
the paper flew to Madness!!! O:
Madness turned paper into burritoes
and paraded them around Tiger. :c
Jenzy went to Tiger and
sat down in front of
burrito parade and used the
salt shaker and pepper grinder
to destroy the burritoes. Tiger
...spotted a strange bird and
used its feathers as wings.
But Tiger couldn't catch birdy
food to reward the bird,
Jenzy shrank to foal's size.
Grassblade's tail caught on fire.
Tiger is confused, so she
randomly hugged Small Jenzy and
continued her "Ask Tiger" story.
Only that she didn't, and
Jenzy got really confused. Tiger
disappointed everypony by breaking Tumblr.
And then they all died.
Grassblade asked, "Why's Tumblr broken?"
Tiger said "I don't know."
So, everypony hugged everypony and
Small Jenzy ran in circles
around everypony's hooves. Derpy tripped
on a tree stump, spellsworth
took revenge on the trunk,
Tiger got boxes from Durpy
and Silvahound dropped the bass. ovO
Tiger started rhyming with Cecilia,
And somepony made cupcakes, and
Pinkie said "That's my job!"
but everypony knows that her
cutie mark was making balloons,
But she still bakes cupcakes
with the balloon rubber. lol The
cupcakes Pinkie made tasted like
'something else'. Nopony wanted them.
So they pretended they liked
it so that Pinkie won't
cry, rainbow dash then went
into Pinkie's house, but was
actually Tom's house. Tiger screamed
and flew out. Lightning then
struck an oddly shaped tree
which swapped Tiger and Jenzy's
front doors, confusing everypony reading.
Tiger went into her house
and it was Jenzy's, not
tiger's, so tiger was confused
and entered. Jenzy opened Tiger's
door and was equally confused
and Pinkie baked oatmeal cookies.
Which somehow were yummy and
made her famous. Tiger then
went to "Jenzy's" library room
And then "Tiger" ate some books.
Then spellsworth was mad because
she ate the book he's
sad because he likes books
But it wasn't Tiger O:. It
was agent 7255 in disguise
as Tiger. Jenzy cooked some
bread, and it was delicious
like potatoes. Agent 7255 was
with artificial wings Tiger chewed
on bread agent 7255 said
"STOP IT!" >:O Then all of
the ponies ran around screaming
Bread came alive and walked
to Tiger's house. Jenzy locked
the door and was relieved
to find that the bread
wasn't really giant. The bread
was just gigantic. Jenzy then
went to Tiger's kitchen and
ate her bacon. But ponies
don't normally eat meat. ovO Jenzy
was actually a cat in
disquise of Jenzy. Brilliant cat!
Mr. Cat played video games
in Tiger's room where everything...
*gasp* That's six words Jenzy!
So Tiger checked Jenzy's room
And find that Jenzy has
left his scarf there so
Tiger took it and then
fed it to Madness. He
didn't like it and made
a burrito out of it.
Jenzy relaxed on Tiger's bed.
Tiger reluctantly used bees to
sting Jenzy. Jenzy got angry
used Ice Flower. Froze bees
((The bed was comfy too >.<))
and threw ice balls at
Tiger, froze her in his
room, but Tiger escaped by
shaking. P-Wings had no effect
but Hilda jumped in and
gave Tiger a feather. It
was a phoenix feather that
was on fire. Tiger shouted
"PEGASI CAN'T USE THOSE ITEMS!" :'(
So she flew out the
window, dying. But extra lives
were multiplied by 10000000000000000000. Tiger
grew out her mane and
respawned. She cut her mane
and gave Jenzy her hair
but Hilda thought it looked
a little odd on him
So she grabbed hairgel and
gave herself a makeover. Jenzy
reached into his bag and
pulled out a rabbit. Then
Quote from: Tiger on 2012 Dec 14, 21:39:27
pulled out a rabbit. Then
(the end end end end...jk lol)
the rabbit said he was
a cat. So he transformed
to his true form, which
has a lot of cutted
stuff. So now he was
big. And Tiger double posted,
"Sorry. Got impatient." Tiger whined.
"Bad pony!" Pyro scolded.
Tiger got angry at Pyro,
so Pyro gave her
Jenzy nuzzled Pyro and Tiger.
"That's four words Pyro!" said
Tiger scolding. "I thought it-
was!" Pyro complained. Then Skyler
thought, "Power playing? No way!"
So Skyler flew up and
patted Tiger in her head.
Then a flying burrito came
and kidnapped Tiger because she
was bored. Burrito then ate
her tail, so she yelled
and ran off. Burrito then
stole her face and gave
her a cat face. Tiger
just looked confused and happy
so she went outside and
demanded a cat tail, too.
But she already has a cat tail.
So she asked for another.
pair of wings. Then she
couldn't care less. So she
Used Chocolate Wings from fountain
soda, which she paid $50
which was 1 bit in
equestria currency and was not
That much to pay, for
that reason she bought it.
Then she went to the
Vulturous Vagabond, a tavern where
Nopony went because it was
not serving salt... just beer. >:(
The pony didn't want beer
so he threw it on
The ground and it went
'poof'. It looked magical, really...
Spectacular it was really amazing.....
SUDDEN FADE TO WHIIIIITEEE! Then
((Been watching some Tobuscus ovO))
credits start scrolling downwards... MUSIC!!!
Loud music then Pinkie pie
shouts "SUDDEN FADE TO BLAAAAAAACKKKK"
and Toby was terrified. "WHAAAAT?!!"
"SUDDEN FADE TO PIIIINK!" Pinkie
yelled, waving her hooves at
the camera. Tobuscus took his
hat off and chewed it
Then he got a pickaxe
and mined some iron to
make an iron sword. He
then sat under the mistletoe
And chopped up the mistletoe.
"Merry Hearths Warming Eve!" said
enderman with a santa hat
before taking ALL Santa's iron. lol
To give to Slender Stallion
and gave him a brotherly
belly rub! Somepony stood by
and said "OMG ENDERMAN!" and
fainted. Then he looked at
the enderman, and the enderman
jumped over all the ponies
all day and night until
he got burned by a
Fireball from a Piranha Plant.
So a pony dressed as
luigi ran into a goomba
and gave it a hug.
And then she bought a
hundred coins(Lolwut? Buying money?), then gave them
a lot of guns with
smiley faces. The coins went
to the tallest tower so
they did the Gangnam Style
until the sun came up
and dried up all the
bricks; the itzy-bitzy tower
fell over all again. YAY
Then the tower became a
giant fortress armed with a
Squeaky toy and baseball bat
and the parisprites all fled
to flowery flower field that
had many bright colored and
smelly flowers. The parasprites ate
all the flowers then got
eaten by sleep-walking Spike.
Then Spike barfed them out
in a belch of flame,
sending the parasprites to Celestia.
But one parasprite escaped and
ate Spike. Then Spike burped
out feathers to tickle the
parasprite's stomach, so it belched
and threw away Spike in
to an incinerator. Spike panicked
and called Tiger's butler, BUT
Tiger had seal of approval
(http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc451/Hamilah/SealofapprovalTiger_zps3532f443.png)
so she made the butler
Approve of her seal. Tiger
squee'd and danced around like
like a crazy monkey in
the backyard. Then she fell
fell asleep for ten days ovO
Meanwhile, spike needed help because
A manticore struck him with
it's paw very carefully and
striked him again with a
Vana Squared brushable. Super effective!
Then a wild Cockatrice appears
and froze itself into stone.
Timber wolves also came and
"That was the most ridiculous
Everfree scary monster meeting ever!"
The cockatrice did nothing. Timberwolves
ran around in big circles.
Shouted like a crazed lunatic.
Then Pinkie Pie Scared the
fourth wall away, causing a
Even Bigger Problem,So Twilight
escaped from her nightmare. The
One Princess Luna Made to
raise the moon with a
sprinkle of NYAN CAT and
Rainbow dash double Rainbow Epicness
gave away "Wat..." Tiger plushies!
Everypony Snuggled the Tiger Plushies
Even Tiger Then Itty Bit
then Cecilia Shell Fan too ovO
And a big fat hen :T
Then Range sniped a pony
which was actually a plushie.
So she sniper another pony
and hit the pony's tail...
She took her frying pan
and sniped it several times
Then she panned a pyro
starting a turn-based RPG battle.
and this music started playing
Then the sun was arriving
celestia woke up afterwards to
realize she rose the sun
and won the RPG battle.
Then everyone had some cake. ^-^
They had cake because of
The orange and blue robots
transformed into Elevators which led
to an secret cave that
Had a statue of the
Cake goddess, who awarded them
90 Bits. They were very
pleased to recieve the bits.
But the bits were fake
Infact, they were made of
pieces, not bits. Swebow banned
all Megaflash Banhammer Stickers. BUT
THE PIECES WERE STILL THERE!!!
Then they started to vibrate
and everything fell to Grassblade's
taco. And they didn't like
my taco, so they threw
it to the sky exploding
a random space station that
The Captain Blade Braveheart started
then a space invader appeared
To take taco explosion plans
on the Equestria Enterprise battleship
in the Moon Nation hangar
Prep was going as planed
despite tumultuous precipitation of anacondas
with space battleframes for snakes
With highly modified snake venom