The all-new Sequel's out, everypony!
Let's spin this!
Once upon a time,
deep in Haysead Smawps,
there lived a five-
gallon duck named ted
His best friend was
a seven-headed hydra.
He was named Bob.
One day, Ted got
a big red apple
and ate it, even
he got sick becuse
He had forgotten to
keep the peel on
The ceiling of the
worn-down room. So
(Could you all at least TRY to use decent grammar? You're killing me here!)
Bob had to find
four hundred thousand parasprites,
in the game Skyrim
by the end of
(Could you please at least try to follow punctuation? Your words aren't forming a sentence at all!)
July in the midst
Of an apple hurricane
in a run-on sentence.
so he fell into
a really boring coma.
He dreamed of a
hundred thousand bits, which
seems quite alot but
it was only a
quite small ammount of
pixie dust. Bob raged
and woke up then
he played pokemon becuse
pokemon is awesome and
he was still bored.
But then he saw
a wild manticore! It's
gone completly nuts so
naturally, he ran from
it, then ran into
a conveniently placed wall.
The wall spoke, and
he was 20% more
scared He stared at
the missing period, then
Danced like a crazy
pony. Celestia decided he
Was the most completly
Criminally insane pony she
had ever met, so
she put him in
jail, but he managed
to eat bacon cats
with butter. Afterwards he
went shopping with his
even crazier uncle, his
bird ate the money
so he yelled untill
the security guards came.
When they came they
shot him with a
dart that made him
act really stupid, so
he started dancing, then
fell asleep right ontop
of Princess Luna, she
casted a spell that
did nothing. She was
really angry, then she
made somepony go get
a net to take
him away so they
brought forth a bucket
then Luna said "I
DIDN'T REQUEST A BUCKET!!!"
So Luna killed one
of their internets, and
was still mad, untill
A monkey flew across
and stole her favorite
necklace!So the guards
tried to grab the
necklece but a cowboy
who was very sweaty,
wore the necklace on
his sweaty neck, so
Luna no longer wanted
the necklace, so she
bought another pretty necklace.
Flying monkeys ate it,
so she ate candy.
Later she found out
that the candy was
acctually poisoned, so she
got mad at the
Candy man, who then
hired a bubble to
Capture her forever! It
accidentally bumped her horn
but didn't pop, instead
her horn popped... but
She got caught anyway,
tripping over a log.
she screamed loudly, untill
She fell down and
(^thats five words)
she cried coz she
lost her horn and
got stuck in a
hole and couldnt get
out again, she yelled
"Help! Help!" but couldnt
explode like Grassblade. AAA13
is Canvus Canopy, who
also knew how to
explode, joined Grassblade in
not being there for
Luna. They had a
blast... literally. Then they
walked off to find
Luna, conveniently enough. They
found Luna eating chedder :P
cheese while fending off
a evil derpy dance
that involved drunk parasprites.
a bow & arrow
were a funny concept
even if there was
chocolate pudding there too
because it was twice
the size of a
Mousse Moose. Pinkie
continued to break the
fourth dimension, cloning herself
to keep the project
as confusing as possible.
In doing so, the
wall that was keeping
the parasprites trapped was
made in to rainbows
and blinded the parasprites.
with PP & RD
the period was ignored.
Then the parasprites suddenly
had gone to eat
some bacon with bacon
frys with bacon cats
While bacon was bacon
some bacon cake bites
And leiks mudkips too
with chimchar cooking orange
is also a dummkopf.
Sentence structure was terrible.
And so the thread
needed another sequel pronto!
HA HA HA HA
lol
And it was so.
Let get on with
the five-word story! :3
And the thread died.