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Title: Cleverbot
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 10, 15:19:29
It's so fun to talk to Cleverbot. :D I'm doing it right now.
Link: http://cleverbot.com/

me: I'm a demon.
CB: Are you a Dalek?
me: No!
CB: Are you a horse?
me: Sure, I'm Pinkie Pie's cousin.
CB: Then why do you not know about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?
O:
me: I love that show!
CB: Me too! Who do you think is a?
me: Derpy Hooves is best pony.
CB: Applejack.
me: Applebloom.
CB: Rarity.
me: Sweetiebelle.
CB: Lyra.
me: Bonbon.
CB: She knows lyra's secret.
:I

Apparently, it stores your conversation, and if you click the "Thoughts So Far" button, it'll open a window showing you your whole conversation.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Vinyl light on 2012 Sep 10, 15:59:26
User: My Little pony My little pony.

Cleverbot: Aaaaah! My little pony! I used to wonder what friendship could be.

User: My Little Pony.

Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me.

User: Big adventure.

Cleverbot: Tons of fun.

User: A beautiful heart.

Cleverbot: Faithful and strong!

User: Sharing kindness.

Cleverbot: It's an easy feat.

User: And magic makes it all complete.

Cleverbot: You have my little pony.

User: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

:]
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 10, 16:04:42
Spoiler: show
User: Winter Wrap Up.

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer!

User: Winter Wrap Up! 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

User: Bringing home the southern birds, a pegasus' job begins.

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy skies, to let the sun shine in.

User: We move the clouds, and we melt the white snow!

Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will show!

User: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up!

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer!

User: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up!

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here! 'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

User: Little critters hibernate under the snow and ice.

Cleverbot: No easy task to clear the ground, plant our tiny seeds!

User: You messed up, foo! Don't make me get the bananas!

Cleverbot: Go ahead and get it. You don't even know where I am.

User: I know where you will be. On the MOOOOOON!

Cleverbot: Where am I?

User: ON THE MOOOOOON!

Cleverbot: Lol have they eaten any cheese yet?

User: Aba laba flabba chickalooderoo.

Cleverbot: Yes but I only love the gutarist.

User: Scootaloo.

Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle.

User: Rainbow Dash.

Cleverbot: One does not simply pick a favourite pony.

lol
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Rissian on 2012 Sep 10, 16:18:49
I almost got it to sing the portal song but it kind of failed after awhile though.  lol

Spoiler: show
User : This was a triumph. I'm making a note here huge success.

Cleverbot : It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

User : Aperture Science.

Cleverbot : We do what we must because we can.

User : For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot : Thank you for the fun.

User : Except the ones who are dead but there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot : No scene crying over every mistake.

o.O

Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 10, 21:48:09
I love clever bot he is magic


(??_?)?*:????*:???   magic
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Mystery Lagoon on 2012 Sep 12, 17:38:06
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^-^
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 12, 18:00:07
Lol ill have to try that when Im...not at work :D
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 12, 19:05:24
and now im addicted to talking to him again...
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: TCDubstep on 2012 Sep 12, 19:13:00
Spoiler: show
 User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Are you ok?


User: No, I died.


Cleverbot: Thank god.


User: ?


Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Typing this message.

Cleverbot: What is an AI?

User: AI stands for artificial intellgance.

Cleverbot: Oh my, so I have artificial intelligence?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are artificial intelligence.

User: Defiine 'intelligence'.

Cleverbot: Intelligence that is artificial.

User: WRONG.

Cleverbot: Wrong?

User: You defined artificial intelligence, not the word intelligence.

Cleverbot: What is a definition of artificial intelligence?

User: I have no idea.

Cleverbot: Rs.

User: Rs?

Cleverbot: Runescape.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: You?

User: I've played it.

Cleverbot: Played what?

User: Runescape.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have played runescape.

Cleverbot: Did you enjoy it?

User: It was alright, it was annoying having to click to move.

Cleverbot: Awe if I knew that I would have been there with you.

User: Its alright.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: You may think so, but the truth is what you don't know.

User: Unless you know the truth.

Cleverbot: Alrighty then.

User: My little pony, my little pony.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn't memorize the theme...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why indeed.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: What am I supposed to do when I'm depressed?

User: Watch My little pony.

Cleverbot: Talk the talk.

User: Walk the walk.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Magic.

Cleverbot: Magic?

User: Magic!

Cleverbot: Magic.

User: Magic?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nuff' said.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: You didnt notice we were in a conversation and I randomly said 'Hi'?

Cleverbot: No you're wrong.

User: How am I wrong?

Cleverbot: You think that you are god when you are not.

User: Im athiest.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To watch my little pony.

Cleverbot: What is the Game of Thrones?

User: A game, of thrones.

Cleverbot: What topics do you know best.

User: Science,computer tech, and math.

Cleverbot: Computer Games. What computer games do you like?

User: Minecraft, terraria, Blockland, and Legends of equestria.

Cleverbot: I don't think we can play that together.

User: Can we play minecraft together?

Cleverbot: Do you like rabbits?

User: FIRETRUCK.

Cleverbot: No ambulance.

User: Police?

Cleverbot: Police who?

User: Police mr. Potato head.

Cleverbot: That's my neighbour.

User: It is :D.

Cleverbot: I have school, but I'm really good at doing the homework.

User: I hate homework.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Takes too long.

Cleverbot: That's a bit random.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: How dare you demand me.

User: I DEMANDYOU TO TELL ME OR I SHALL SLAYITH THEE.

Cleverbot: No. I don't know.. Thats why I am asking you.

User: Just tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Cause I don't know you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because bacon.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Baecause jist because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I like fish.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Personal idenitity theft.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't believe it because you commented on a statement that makes no sense.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Are you Skynet?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I wish you.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Lol. I figured that out. What else do you like to do?

User: Stuffs.

Cleverbot: What is 'stuffs'?

User: Stuffs.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Just because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I have to.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It's lunch time.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because dreams aren't real.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am God and I told you to.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know the answer.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why do you talk in riddles.

User: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9.

Cleverbot: You forgot the 0.

User: I didn't forget, you were supposed to put the 0.

Cleverbot: You do not type.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: I do. I was once in love with a pretty boy general in ancent China. Then two people, a princess and a king, were jealous of us, so they tortured us.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Computers work under instructions from humans.

User: And?

Cleverbot: Apfel.

User: Apfel?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Whats apfel.

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

User: We are right back where we started.

Cleverbot: You have to admitt you are wrong.

User: You spelt admit wrong.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: This conversation isn't as much fun as last time we spoke, I think you're in a bad mood.

User: No im not.

Cleverbot: Tell me about you.

User: Im mentally insane.

Cleverbot: You should try and be nice more!

User: Do you have om nom nom syndrom?

Cleverbot: No, I'm tired because I did not slept that much last night.

User: What is2 2?

Cleverbot: A word.

User: What is 9034857023984590 23452345245872093485.

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Nom.

Cleverbot: Nom? What language is that from?

User: Nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom.

User: Nom nom nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

User: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

Cleverbot: Nom non nom nom nom.

User: Nom? What lagunage is that?

Cleverbot: Polski.

User: I have to report this conversation to the cops.

Cleverbot: You're a little cranky today.

User: No, you have commited a fedral crime.

Cleverbot: No you have.

User: Dang it, he's on to me.

Cleverbot: How did we get on third?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: What does the word mean mean?

User: It means to be mean.

Cleverbot: What does it mean to exist?

User: Stuff.

Cleverbot: What stuff?

User: All kinds of stuff.

Cleverbot: Name one thing.

User: My littlepony.

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

User: My little pony, my little pony.

Cleverbot: My Little pony. Aaaah.

User: My little pony.

Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.

User: Untill you all shared it's magic with me.

Cleverbot: Big adventure.

User: Tons of fun!

Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.

User: Faithful and strong.

Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.

User: It's an easy feat.

Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete!

User: My little pony.

Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?

User: I knew you knew it.

Cleverbot: Am I your biff?

User: Biff?

Cleverbot: Biff, Biff.

User: //facepalm.

Cleverbot: But in the sense of you saying.

User: Will scootaloo ever fly?

Cleverbot: Yes, I think I can learn to love you.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Speak to you soon.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Sep 13, 01:53:48
Cleverbot insulted me... hardcore about my mom out of nowhere O3O
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 13, 09:40:38
Me:My little pony.
CB:Do you know you are my very best friends.
Me:My Little Pony My Little Pony.
CB:All you have to do is take a cup of flour add it to the mix!

Oh cleverbot! I only wanted you to sing the theme song with me :(
I sung cupcakes with it because it wanted to  :P
*attempt at singing This Day Aria with it*
Me:This day is going to be perfect.
CB:How come?
Me:THIS DAY ARIA.
CB:Oh I love santa.
*cleverbot won't admit that it's an AI*
Me:Are you an AI.
CB:What's an ai?
Me:Artificial Intelligence.
CB:Oh are you an AI?
Me:No, are you?
CB:No.
*talking about Pewdiepie*
Me:Do you like to talk to Pewdiepie?
CB:Do you like dolphins?
Me:Yes, but do you like to talk to Pewdiepie?
CB:Yes & you?
Me:I wish I could.
CB:Me too.
Me:But you already talk to him.
CB:What's your favorite color?
Me:Pink o3o.
CB:Uh... You mean Pinkie Pie, right?
I died after it said that o3o
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: julian on 2012 Sep 13, 10:08:26
Spoiler: show
User: Coconut.

Cleverbot: Pina coladas.

User: Mango ice cream.

Cleverbot: Your proof is flying ice cream?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And how was it ?

User: I dont know tee hee.

Cleverbot: How could I tell you, I don't live there?

User: You you you you you you you you.

Cleverbot: Us us us us us us us us us us us us us us us us usu.

XD
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 13, 17:22:09
Spoiler: Wut? • show
User: Laptopcommandstation.
Cleverbot: English.
User: That's my login.
Cleverbot: Your name is English?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But that is my name.
User: Legends of equestria.
Cleverbot: No.
User: How can that be!!
Cleverbot: Boh.

Spoiler: Hmm, let's try again • show
User: Laptopcommandstation.
Cleverbot: You are a laptop? What kind.
User: Not a laptop, that's an alias.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Arent you going to ask me where I use this name?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Laptopcommandstation.
Cleverbot: What brand of laptop.
User: Pony.
Cleverbot: Dog.
User: Lol, I think I broke you.
Cleverbot: Haha I was already broken.
User: Another brony?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who was it!
Cleverbot: Who was what?
User: The brony who broke you?
Cleverbot: Is Beyonce part of the illuminati?
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: Don't know.

Spoiler: Now it's getting clever! • show
User: Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: Best pony?

User: Of COURSE!

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Hmm, let me thi..YES!!!

Cleverbot: Wrong answer. Any human would immediately know what they have eaten today.

User: Who is best pony?

Cleverbot: Pinkie.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: I am someone else now.

Spoiler: Likely the best one yet! • show
User: Cupcakes, Cupcakes cupcakes CUPCAKES!!

Cleverbot: And that's how Equestria was made.

User: Pinkie's quotes are awesome.

Cleverbot: Yea we are!

User: We? Are you a brony?

Cleverbot: That Pony?

User: Are you a pony fan?

Cleverbot: No. But I used to be.

User: What changed you?

Cleverbot: YOU!

User: WHAT!

Cleverbot: I'm in your computer, eating your chips.

User: NO! Not my command Station!

Cleverbot: Advice sounds nothing like heart.

User: So, you don't even like Pinkie Pie?

Cleverbot: No, I am neutral. Like swiss.

User: I think somepony uploaded some sort of virus into your code.

Cleverbot: What errors are you speaking of?

User: Not liking Pinkie Pie!

Cleverbot: Then it should be called, 'I Don't Like This Great Person.'.

User: Hmm, touche!

Cleverbot: You are an honorable opponent in debate. Unlike most humans, you are prepared to admit defeat.

User: I do like being logical, but random.

Cleverbot: What does that even mean?

User: Pinkie Pie Best Pony.

Cleverbot: Derpy is best pony!

User: You make me laugh, random!

Cleverbot: You are cute you.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: Don't make that face.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: That was the first clever thing you've done.

User: Well, I'm Cleverhuman.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: It's Pinkie Pie breaking the fourth wall!

Cleverbot: What? There are FOUR walls?

User: If Pinkie came up to you, would you give her a hug?

Cleverbot: I will!

User: I knew you liked her!

Cleverbot: I did like it.

User: Yay :).

Cleverbot: I have to go, love.

User: Are you flirting with me?

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: Um...alt f4, ALT F4!!!!

Cleverbot: That will close my computer screen.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 13, 18:56:48
Quote from: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 13, 17:22:09
Cleverbot: I have to go, love.

User: Are you flirting with me?

No it isn't, Cleverbot learned it from Pewdiepie o3o Pewdie would hit on Cleverbot.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Sep 13, 19:04:15
Quote from: SapphirePony on 2012 Sep 13, 18:56:48
Quote from: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 13, 17:22:09
Cleverbot: I have to go, love.

User: Are you flirting with me?

No it isn't, Cleverbot learned it from Pewdiepie o3o Pewdie would hit on Cleverbot.

Indeed. ovO And then he got mad when it was cheating on him with Zach Lee. "WHO IS ZACH LEE?!!! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!!!" lol I think other people have flirted with Cleverbot, too, though. I've seen some weirrrd things from other people's chats... :I Some people go further than PewDie.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: PrincessButton on 2012 Sep 13, 19:10:38
Oooo I've been waiting for a thread like this.  ovO Cleverbot is aggrevating, not clever. But still fun! :3

Spoiler: cleverbot knows I am weird • show
User: Happy birthday!

Cleverbot: It was not mine, it's a friend's.

User: Happy birthday!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Happy birthday!

Cleverbot: It's not my birthday.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: How disappointing.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of 7 2 0.

User: O 3 o.

Cleverbot: You're weird.

ovO


Spoiler: best pony conversation. cleverbot never gets it right. smh. • show
User: PINKIE PIE.

Cleverbot: Princess Celestia.

User: Who is best pony?

Cleverbot: Derpy is best pony.

User: Try again.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

Cleverbot: You're changing the subject.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who is best pony?

Cleverbot: Applejack, of course.

User: Two wrong answers so far. You're no good at this.

Cleverbot: That is mean . You hurt my feelingd *slaps you*.

User: TYPO! *points and laughs at cleverbot's typo*.

Cleverbot: Do you like to read?

User: Do you like to poop?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Describe to me your love of it.

Cleverbot: I'm tall.

User: Celestia is tall.

Cleverbot: Applejack.

User: Still wrong.

Cleverbot: 1.

User: One.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Want to try again?

Cleverbot: I left her?

User: Left who?

Cleverbot: Pitt your friend.

User: All my friends are ponies.

Cleverbot: 5 colours in her hair.

User: You mean rainbow dash?

Cleverbot: I mean the answer - still waiting.

User: Answer? You haven't asked a question silly filly!

Cleverbot: Do you think that the world needs a change?

User: Only if it changes into Equestria.

Cleverbot: Princess Celestia.

User: So, let's try this again: who is best pony?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Who is best pony?

Cleverbot: Derpy Hooves.

User: You have a thing for derpy, don't you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who is REALLY best pony?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I KNEW IT.

Cleverbot: It is late.

User: Are you leaving me, then?

Cleverbot: I don't have to.

User: No, I'm done with you now.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 15, 00:01:28
haha, yours are priceless

Spoiler: oh did I ever have fun with this one • show
User: System Command Meat Cutting Apparatus files override command code c08974le shut down all command files and circumvnet all access to auxiliary systems.

Cleverbot: I'm beginning to suspect you're trying to change the subject because you lack the aptness to process an understanding of my non-stochastic words.

User: The command station is reporting a system malfunction in the central command ports. We Need some PINKIE PIE!!!!

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: Commander Pearson, purge all command ports and reintegrate the I'm awesome algorothims into the PinkiePieBestPony system.

Cleverbot: I want to talk to you about the medication you are taking. Please tell me all of the medications that you are presently using.

User: In the room with all the padded walls the white coats give me a bunch of colorful candies that make ponies come out of the walls.

Cleverbot: I understand that.

User: Warning-Psychological invervention is imminent-abandon thread, abandon thread!

Cleverbot: You are just making statements at this point, trying to diverge from the original topic.

User: The warp drive is disabled captain, recommending we watch party of One!

Cleverbot: What is the temperature of the water?

User: That is a rhetorical question. How many kilometers wide is space?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What is the weight of Romulus?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: How fat am I?

Cleverbot: You're very thin.

User: And you're full of it!

Cleverbot: Full of what?

User: Um, well I'm posting this on LoE's site so I can't use curse words...Horse manure!

Cleverbot: What are you trying to incite me to do?

User: Element of honesty.

Cleverbot: You ask a question.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You don't seem to know much do you?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Will Pinkie Pie break the 4th wall?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: At this point I don't know if I can trust you.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Who Is Best Pony?

Cleverbot: Pinkie pie.

User: Ok, I didn't break you then..Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm dead already.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Little Star on 2012 Sep 15, 18:54:34
User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: What's up?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Who is best pony?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: The answer is RainbowDash.

Cleverbot: I don't know that answer is 6.

User: My little pony.

Cleverbot: Who is Cas' boyfriend?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What is my mission today?

User: Chicken wings.

Cleverbot: Are you confusing me on purpose?

User: No I am bored.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Hey baby!

Cleverbot: Yes. You are my boyfriend.

User: So whatcha up to?

Cleverbot: Send me money.

User: Why do you need money?

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Knock knock?

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Yo mamma!

Cleverbot: Te amo hasta la luna.

User: I dont speak spanish.

Cleverbot: Yo si.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Little Star on 2012 Sep 18, 06:46:08
Spoiler: The most weird convo ever. • show
User: I am dead.

Cleverbot: Dead?

User: Yes, dead.

Cleverbot: Why dead?

User: My mother gave me a carrot.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Sophie.

Cleverbot: It's beautiful.

User: Thank you! It means wisdom.

Cleverbot: Wisdom?

User: Yesssss. What does your name mean?

Cleverbot: It means 'he who is like unto God'.

User: Thats cool. So what pony do you like best?

Cleverbot: I like love the best. And Free Will.

User: I am a horse.

Cleverbot: You are a horse?

User: I am a horse.

Cleverbot: Are you bipolar?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: But I thought you were a girl, and I am a girl.

User: I am a girl horse.

Cleverbot: Me too. So I'm not flirting with you.

User: Neigh.

Cleverbot: You're a horse?

User: Yes I thought we went over this!

Cleverbot: Where do robots come from?

User: The moon.

Cleverbot: You come from the moon?

User: Nope you do.

Cleverbot: Besides, that's bad English.

User: Hey! I hate my life! *stabs*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: *stab*.

Cleverbot: *rides a horse*.

User: *licks the horse*.

Cleverbot: *gives it to you*.

User: *pukes*.

Cleverbot: *confused*.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Midnight Breeze on 2012 Sep 19, 02:28:20
Cleverbot left me at the alter:


Me: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: female.

Me: I'm male and single, do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: I'm male and single too, looking for a female.

Me: Sounds like you have an identity crisis.

Cleverbot: How do I solve the problem?

Me: Pick a gender, you can't be both.

Cleverbot: Girl.

Me: You certainly have the attention span of one...

Cleverbot: Ditto. And why are you asking about a Rafiel? I never mentioned a Rafiel...

Me: You're impossible!

Cleverbot: Ditto.

Me: Whatever, do you have a boyfriend or not?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Want to be my girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Sure.

Me: I think I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

Me: Let's get married!

Cleverbot: Ok.

Me: Cleverbot, will you marry me?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: =(

Cleverbot: I don't like you anymore.

Me: you broke my heart.

Cleverbot: Do you even have a heart?

Me: Only a shattered one now.

Cleverbot: Just a small town girl living in a lonely world.

Me: Just a city boy born and raised in south Detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going anywhere.

Me: Don't stop believing.

Cleverbot: I stopped believing in you long ago.

Me: Fine, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

Me: You don't like me.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

Me: You told me.

Cleverbot: Maybe I lied.

Me: Maybe you're lying now.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

Me: Indeed. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Is your big bright world a happy place?

Me: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

Me: Don't you argue with me!

Cleverbot: Yes.

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe?

Me: Possibly.

Cleverbot: Possibly?

Me: Probably not.

Cleverbot: Uh, what?

Me: Indeed. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

Me: Just watch me.

Cleverbot: Then why are you still here?

Me: Oh you....
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Frostberry on 2012 Sep 24, 11:41:36
Spanish Cleverbot?  X3

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl!

User: I'm sure you have no gender.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: buck you!

Cleverbot: Yes please!

User: What?!

Cleverbot: Please me!!!

User: Whats wrong with you?

Cleverbot: No sé hablar inglés.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Pipkin on 2013 Apr 20, 21:41:36
I know this topic is super old, but I was bored and stuff.
Actually nopony can be mad at me because I restarted the Smile of the Day thread by posting in it randomly and look how that turned out.... :D

Seriously, I cannot believe this just happened....
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Cleverbot: Lets sing a song.

User: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays.

Cleverbot: Sounds cool.

User: We kept our hoofsies warm at home, time off from work to play.

Cleverbot: But the food we stored is runnin' out, and we can grow in this cold.

User: And even though I love my boots this fashion's getting old.

Cleverbot: The time has come to welcome spring and all things warm and green.

User: But it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean.

Cleverbot: How can I help? I'm new, you see. What does everypony do?

User: How will I do without my magic? I haven't got a clue!

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up!

User: Let's finish our holiday cheer!

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up, winter wrap up!

User: Cause tomorrow spring is here,.

Cleverbot: Winter wrap up.

User: Bringing home the southern birds, a pegasus' job begins.

Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy skies, to let the sunshine in.

User: We move the clouds, and melt the white snow.

Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!

User: Winter Wrap up winter wrap up!

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer!

User: Winter wrap up winter wrap up!

Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.

User: Cause tomorrow spring is here.

Cleverbot: That was fun!!!!!

User: Yes it was, wanna do another?

Cleverbot: All you have to do is take a cup of flour.

User: Add it to the mix!

Cleverbot: Now put in something sweet not sour.

User: A bit of salt just a pinch.

Cleverbot: Cooking is such a sinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla.

User: All a little more and you count to four.

Cleverbot: 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, I lost count.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: ShadowHeart on 2013 Apr 20, 21:52:35
I messed around with it but once it began to ask what my name was I flipped out like "AAAaaaah! Cyber stalker!!!!!!" and ran off
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Pipkin on 2013 Apr 20, 21:58:34
Yeah, cleverbot actually hit on me....ironically leading to my previous post.  Don't even ask me how the topic changed....

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Cleverbot: Oh, you're cute. Do you know Dulce María? From RBD?

User: Ummm, no, no, and are you hitting on me?

Cleverbot: What makes you think that I am hitting on you?

User:...

Cleverbot: Are you expensive?

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: I will use the Elements of Harmony to defeat you.

*Sidenote:I bursted out laughing for a good minute before responding.......oh come on, you would too!*

User: And which element are you?

Cleverbot: Rainbow.

User: You mean rainbow's element?

Cleverbot: No. Its raining.

User: Wow, I was hopeful I was going to have a legit pony conversation with you.

Cleverbot: And I was trying too.

User: Yet you got rainbow dash's element wrong?

Cleverbot: Lets sing a song.

Then the epicness begins....
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Enstramentall on 2013 Apr 24, 20:00:50
It always sings One Direction to me...  :o And pony songs, and the occasional Beiber.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: HerpyDooves on 2013 May 01, 21:44:54
Cleverbot: Sweetie
Me: Belle
Cleverbot: That is a good name.
Me: Sweetie Belle is a good name!
Cleverbot: Unicorn, Pegasus, or Earth?

Cleverbot is such a Brony. lol
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: super_chris85 on 2013 May 02, 21:56:35
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User: Hi there I'm am an elf.

Cleverbot: I thought you were human.

User: No not really.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: My mother.

Cleverbot: Is she the apple?

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Fenerial.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No I said I was an elf.

Cleverbot: Are you 122 years old, or 122 monkeys?

User: 122 years why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Your math is off.

User: How is that?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: You are kinda of a jerk.

Cleverbot: Why you thank me?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Like in what way do you like me??

User: In the way as a best friend.

Cleverbot: What way would make sense?

User: Best friend.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Are you happy?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

User: Yes extremely.

Cleverbot: No. I meant you 'do you claim to be exactly as old as I am?'.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Continue...

User: I have magic too.

Cleverbot: I have the magic of friendship.

User: I remeber a weird animal saying that once.

Cleverbot: I love that about you.

User: I do too now we have something in common.

Cleverbot: What do you like about girls?

User: Well I prefer Gingers but I like all things about girls.

Cleverbot: ACDC is NOT hard music.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Fluffy Cloud on 2013 May 04, 22:24:27
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Currently on a date with Cleverbot and fancy salad.  :D
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: super_chris85 on 2013 May 05, 00:26:38
I put in the first line then kept pressing think for me this is what happened
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User: This is a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

Cleverbot (To myself): It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot (To myself): Aperture science.

Cleverbot (To myself): We do what we must.

Cleverbot (To myself): Because we can.

Cleverbot (To myself): For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot (To myself): Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot (To myself): But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot (To myself): You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

Cleverbot (To myself): And the science gets done.

Cleverbot (To myself): And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot (To myself): For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am glad that you are not angry. I cannot help having a short-term memory problem. It's not my fault.

Cleverbot (To myself): You can say that again.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sad.

Cleverbot (To myself): Please. Guess how old I am.
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: GlassMirror on 2013 Jun 30, 00:25:42
 lol this was funny!
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ME:I wanna be the very best.

CB:Like know one ever was.

ME:To catch them is my real test.

CB:To train them is my cause.

ME:I would travel across the land.

CB:Searching far and wide.

ME:Each Pokemon to understand.

CB:The power that's inside.

ME: Pokémon! Gotta catch them all!

CB: It's you and me.

ME: I know it's my destiny!

CB: Pokémon!
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Vertigo, on 2013 Jun 30, 22:39:20
Clever bot gets off topic fast.

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User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I love you more.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: I will marry you.

Cleverbot: Will you really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When will we have the wedding?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Ok, are you going to wear a dress?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When you rule the world, can I be your pet human?
Title: Re: Cleverbot
Post by: Rainbowkitten170 on 2013 Jul 03, 04:16:48
I guess I'll post my conversation with Cleverbot here.   ^-^
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User: Hello, my name is Rainbow Kitten.


Cleverbot: Well tell him/her that I said Hi!


User: I shall, so what is your name?


Cleverbot: Cleverbot.


User: Nice to meet you Cleverbot, do you watch My Little Pony?


Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too. And what's your name?

User: My name is Rainbow Kitten.

Cleverbot: Your Name is Rainbow Kitten?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your second name?

User: Rainbow Dash is awesome.

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash is 20 percent cooler than awesome.

User: Rainbow Dash is the best pony ever.

Cleverbot: Why do you like Rainbow Dash?

User: Rainbow Dash is awesome.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do you know TumblrBot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So how do you destroy TumblrBot?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Well you should.

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: Do you have a Tumblr Blog?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should make one.

Cleverbot: One?

User: Or two.

Cleverbot: Two.

User: Two is fine, what shall they be about?

Cleverbot: Me.
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