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Title: Fail thread
Post by: Darkangel on 2012 Aug 31, 01:38:37
Why isn't there a fail thread? lol You can post a something you did that failed or a time when a other person you saw failed.
Fail: When I was playing SSBB online, there was a sudden death match between me and another player and I kept dodging him until the bomb-omb rain came, so I stopped then the guy came running towards me and ran into a bomb-omb. FAIL!   lol
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 31, 02:04:35
somehow I missed class AND because of it I got an A+ O3O a fail that is also a win? kindof.. because I still got in trouble.
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: ~Durpy on 2012 Aug 31, 02:12:26
During the middle of the night..I was getting some water. And I noticed a large black shadow on the corner of my eye...I punched it really hard, then I realized it was a bag....full of stuff.....I failed.
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: Sea Foam on 2012 Aug 31, 02:43:13
Quote from: ~Durpy on 2012 Aug 31, 02:12:26
During the middle of the night..I was getting some water. And I noticed a large black shadow on the corner of my eye...I punched it really hard, then I realized it was a bag....full of stuff.....I failed.


I did the same thing, only I had a spasm and fell to the floor whilst I threw the cup of water in the air, only to have it splash water on me, and me alone.   
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 31, 02:47:00
trying to epic catch an object i dropped... I smacked it into the wall...
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 31, 20:57:35
Me: *Rolls over in sleep*

My cat, Phantom "Fuzzy": *Gets squished*

Me: Why is the bed fur- I'M SO SORRY, FUZZY!

Fuzzy: *Bites me and storms off*
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 31, 21:44:09
Fell off a cliff while on my horse in Skyrim, the horse died, but I survived; sadly still on the horse. lol
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 31, 21:56:32
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 31, 21:44:09
Fell off a cliff while on my horse in Skyrim, the horse died, but I survived; sadly still on the horse. lol


that sounds like a very awkward moment
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 31, 22:10:39
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 31, 21:56:32
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 31, 21:44:09
Fell off a cliff while on my horse in Skyrim, the horse died, but I survived; sadly still on the horse. lol


that sounds like a very awkward moment

Especially since I couldn't get off  :'(
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Aug 31, 22:18:25
4:45am alarm goes off
*Snooze*
*Snooze again*
*Shuts off alarm to get up for work*
*Passes out in bed again*
Then, my phone apparently rang 5-10 times between 6:45 and 8am, naturally my boss wondering where the hay I am, but my phone will NOT wake me up.
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 31, 23:30:49
Quote from: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Aug 31, 22:18:25
4:45am alarm goes off
*Snooze*
*Snooze again*
*Shuts off alarm to get up for work*
*Passes out in bed again*
Then, my phone apparently rang 5-10 times between 6:45 and 8am, naturally my boss wondering where the hay I am, but my phone will NOT wake me up.


OMG I have a dream im awake and go to school then school is over and right when i got on the bus I WOKE UP and found out IT WAS ALL A DREAM
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 01, 00:01:56
I electrocuted my ear with an earbud.


How?
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: LaptopCommandStation on 2012 Sep 01, 00:06:24
Once when I was 8 I took off the cover for a light switch and thought "Man this is one dirty light switch, imma clean it out with this butter knife"

Hilarity ensues...
Title: Re: Fail thread
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Sep 01, 00:11:17
Making soup on an electric stove in a metal pot. Is an idiot and sticks finger in soup, electrocute hand. Cuss, grab metal ladle and put in soup, electrocute arm. Attempts to pull pot off of stove, electrocute both arms. Finally realize fail and turn off stove.

I'm so stupid.