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Title: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Parasprite on 2012 Aug 16, 05:50:55
I've been researching a little bit on our nations various presidents, like Abraham, George Washington, Hoover, ect, and look what I just found out about good ol' Mister Teddy Roosevelt. America's 26th president.



"During a stop in Milwaukee on his 1912 "Bull Moose" campaign for the presidency, Roosevelt was shot at close range by John Schrank, a psychotic New York saloonkeeper. Schrank had his .38 caliber pistol aimed at Roosevelt's head, but a bystander saw the gun and deflected Schrank's arm just as the trigger was pulled. Roosevelt did not realize he was hit until someone noticed a hole in his overcoat. When Roosevelt reached inside his coat, he found blood on his fingers."

This what he said after he found out he's been shot.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

He then finish his 90 min speech with the bullet still near his heart and THEN was sent to the hospital! How can you not admire that!?

He also Hunted Elephants and was a deputy sheriff in North Dakota where he hunted 3 outlaws that stole his riverboat and caught them! He watched over them for 40 hours straight keeping watch on those criminals till they go to trial! O: Seriously, I don't know why Chuck Norris jokes exist when we have this guy being the true figure of manly!  :D I just thought this was so awesome when I discovered more about Teddy that I just had to share this with you guys. This man defiantly is in the same league as George Washington and Andrew Jackson. I'm sure he probably did much more than what I already listed.
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Lary on 2012 Aug 16, 07:27:50
Teddy Roosevelt? That's a funny way to spell Ulysses S. Grant.



Just look at him. And his initials. U.S. Grant. Can't get more American than that.

inb4 this topic turns into a political debate
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Parasprite on 2012 Aug 16, 07:32:37
Quote from: Lary on 2012 Aug 16, 07:27:50
Teddy Roosevelt? That's a funny way to spell Ulysses S. Grant.



Just look at him. And his initials. U.S. Grant. Can't get more American than that.

inb4 this topic turns into a political debate


Ulysses S Grant also rightly deserves to be called one of the manliest! After all, he defeated Robert E. Lee.
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 07:50:36
Ponies please. Although you all made valid points, you're both wrong.
Abraham Lincoln was the most manliest.
He may not have lead the union army, nor was he shot and gave a speech.
But he was a vampire hunter.
Spoiler: show

This movie proofs everything.

Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 16, 10:23:14
Not to mention he fought in a war, took an expedition to the Amazon, and I believe he had two bear cubs while in the Whitehouse (This is up in the air at the moment)

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 07:50:36
Spoiler: show
Ponies please. Although you all made valid points, you're both wrong.
Abraham Lincoln was the most manliest.
He may not have lead the union army, nor was he shot and gave a speech.
But he was a vampire hunter.
[spoiler]
This movie proofs everything.
[/spoiler]

Please tell me your joking....
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Parasprite on 2012 Aug 16, 10:30:16
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 16, 10:23:14
Not to mention he fought in a war, took an expedition to the Amazon, and I believe he had two bear cubs while in the Whitehouse (This is up in the air at the moment)

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 07:50:36
Spoiler: show
Ponies please. Although you all made valid points, you're both wrong.
Abraham Lincoln was the most manliest.
He may not have lead the union army, nor was he shot and gave a speech.
But he was a vampire hunter.
[spoiler]
This movie proofs everything.
[/spoiler]

Please tell me your joking....

I think he also raised a tiger and a lion kit.
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Ateren on 2012 Aug 16, 10:30:30
Everyone knows Minecraft Steve is manliest president. Who else can compress pure diamond with their own hands?  ovO
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Parasprite on 2012 Aug 16, 10:31:58
Quote from: Ateren on 2012 Aug 16, 10:30:30
Everyone knows Minecraft Steve is manliest president. Who else can compress pure diamond with their own hands?  ovO


Is he AMERICAN though?
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Ateren on 2012 Aug 16, 10:33:09
Quote from: Parasprite on 2012 Aug 16, 10:31:58
Quote from: Ateren on 2012 Aug 16, 10:30:30
Everyone knows Minecraft Steve is manliest president. Who else can compress pure diamond with their own hands?  ovO


Is he AMERICAN though?


Medic: I have no idea!  ovO
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Zygrograxgra on 2012 Aug 16, 10:35:43
Quote from: Ateren on 2012 Aug 16, 10:33:09
Quote from: Parasprite on 2012 Aug 16, 10:31:58
Quote from: Ateren on 2012 Aug 16, 10:30:30
Everyone knows Minecraft Steve is manliest president. Who else can compress pure diamond with their own hands?  ovO


Is he AMERICAN though?


Medic: I have no idea!  ovO

Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Parasprite on 2012 Aug 16, 10:36:48
Quote from: Ateren on 2012 Aug 16, 10:33:09
Quote from: Parasprite on 2012 Aug 16, 10:31:58
Quote from: Ateren on 2012 Aug 16, 10:30:30
Everyone knows Minecraft Steve is manliest president. Who else can compress pure diamond with their own hands?  ovO


Is he AMERICAN though?


Medic: I have no idea!  ovO


Unless you have proof that he's a born American or, at least, a American citizen then HE DOESN'T BELONG HERE!  >:(
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 11:09:16
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 16, 10:23:14
Not to mention he fought in a war, took an expedition to the Amazon, and I believe he had two bear cubs while in the Whitehouse (This is up in the air at the moment)

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 07:50:36
Spoiler: show
Ponies please. Although you all made valid points, you're both wrong.
Abraham Lincoln was the most manliest.
He may not have lead the union army, nor was he shot and gave a speech.
But he was a vampire hunter.
[spoiler]
This movie proofs everything.
[/spoiler]

Please tell me your joking....

But the movie...
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Zygrograxgra on 2012 Aug 16, 11:11:42
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 11:09:16
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 16, 10:23:14
Not to mention he fought in a war, took an expedition to the Amazon, and I believe he had two bear cubs while in the Whitehouse (This is up in the air at the moment)

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 07:50:36
Spoiler: show
Ponies please. Although you all made valid points, you're both wrong.
Abraham Lincoln was the most manliest.
He may not have lead the union army, nor was he shot and gave a speech.
But he was a vampire hunter.
[spoiler]
This movie proofs everything.
[/spoiler]

Please tell me your joking....

But the movie...

Spoiler: show


Best president?
Spoiler: show
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 16, 11:32:29
Quote from: Zygrograxgra on 2012 Aug 16, 11:11:42
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 11:09:16
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 16, 10:23:14
Not to mention he fought in a war, took an expedition to the Amazon, and I believe he had two bear cubs while in the Whitehouse (This is up in the air at the moment)

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 07:50:36
Spoiler: show
Ponies please. Although you all made valid points, you're both wrong.
Abraham Lincoln was the most manliest.
He may not have lead the union army, nor was he shot and gave a speech.
But he was a vampire hunter.
[spoiler]
This movie proofs everything.
[/spoiler]

Please tell me your joking....

But the movie...

Spoiler: show


Best president?
Spoiler: show


I convinced President Eden to blow up and take Raven Rock with him  lol
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: GuitarBrony on 2012 Aug 16, 15:45:42
Quote from: Lary on 2012 Aug 16, 07:27:50
Teddy Roosevelt? That's a funny way to spell Ulysses S. Grant.



Just look at him. And his initials. U.S. Grant. Can't get more American than that.

inb4 this topic turns into a political debate


Grant's birth name was Hiram Ulysses Grant. His initias spell HUG. I'm sorry, but that's ludicrously manly.

Still a Teddy Roosevelt fan, though. always been my favorite president.
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 16, 16:02:56
Quote from: Zygrograxgra on 2012 Aug 16, 11:11:42
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 11:09:16
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 16, 10:23:14
Not to mention he fought in a war, took an expedition to the Amazon, and I believe he had two bear cubs while in the Whitehouse (This is up in the air at the moment)

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 16, 07:50:36
Spoiler: show
Ponies please. Although you all made valid points, you're both wrong.
Abraham Lincoln was the most manliest.
He may not have lead the union army, nor was he shot and gave a speech.
But he was a vampire hunter.
[spoiler]
This movie proofs everything.
[/spoiler]

Please tell me your joking....

But the movie...

Spoiler: show


Best president?
Spoiler: show



It is a real movie, sadly.
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Firefly on 2012 Aug 18, 03:26:59
DAT MAN >_>
Title: Re: Manliest president in American history?
Post by: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 18, 04:17:55
just wanted to fly in here and say... I have no clue...