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I just almost did a stupid thing that once resulted in an accident and new oven mits, so I decided there should be a thread where we tell stories of dumb things we've done that led to accidents.

I'll start. One day, I was going to cook something on the stove, but instead of turning on the Left Front burner, I accidentally turned on the Left Rear burner. Our oven mits were touching the Left Rear burner, and I didn't realize what happened until they started smoking. :I At first, I smacked them on the counter like people do in movies, but then I remembered how much I said how stupid they were for not using the sink, so I turned on the sink and stuck them under the water.

And that was the day I almost burned our kitchen down with oven mits. X3 Fire retardant =/= Fire proof.

I was using this really old plane machine in school (I don't know how old but there was a drill machine from 50s so the plane machine probably was old too)
The working jacket I was wearing somehow got in the rolling blade thing which ripped almost whole right side of the jacket.
Luckily that was the only thing that happened.


I used the machine without permission. My teacher didn't like it.
If I remember right, they renovated the class and bought new machines the same year that happened.

Quote from: Johannes on 2012 Aug 02, 10:57:46
I was using this really old plane machine in school (I don't know how old but there was a drill machine from 50s so the plane machine probably was old too)
The working jacket I was wearing somehow got in the rolling blade thing which ripped almost whole right side of the jacket.
Luckily that was the only thing that happened.


I used the machine without permission. My teacher didn't like it.
If I remember right, they renovated the class and bought new machines the same year that happened.

You saved everyone by proving the unsafety! O:

When I was five years old in Senior Infants (In school). There was a "Parent's room" where parents and their daughters would go to wait for someone or just have some tea. (It was a school for girls). You were allowed to go before, or after school. I used to go after school with my mom to wait for my older sisters. There was a wooden toy box with sharp corners. One day I was running after my friend because she took a toy I was playing with. When I was running after her, she dropped it and I slipped on the toy. I cut a piece of my ear of the toy box. There was blood everywhere and I had to go to the hospital to get stitches. So now I am missing a tiny piece of my ear. Atleast the school got a plastic toy box and got rid of the wooden one. I also got to keep the stitches when the doctor took them out of my ear. I still have them  ovO .....

I like how accidents on unsafe things make people get rid of them and get safer things. lol Wow.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 02, 11:49:54
I like how accidents on unsafe things make people get rid of them and get safer things. lol Wow.

lol   lol. Yeah, I would hate to be the person who was in the accident. Oh wait...

I wonder what kinds of stories we'll have when we play LoE in Beta. :3 Like, if we'll find any glitches or anything.

I mean, once in this one MMO, I was playing around and I fell into a spot I wasn't supposed to be able to get in. I couldn't fly, so I was stuck. :c Luckily, though, in that MMO, everyone has a Recall spell that sends them to the nearest town, so I was able to get out that way.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 02, 11:49:54
I like how accidents on unsafe things make people get rid of them and get safer things. lol Wow.

I'm not sure if the new machines are safer... I haven't even seen them.
I still think what if I hadn't been so lucky... That thought has been creepying me for three years and will creep for long time.
I want to forget it.

When I was in Lourdes, I had this dog puppet. I loved it dearly and would bring it with me to lots of places. One time, I got distracted by the puppet during when we were heading back to the hotel in the night. I looked up, discovering the group was gone and I was left behind. Not knowing what to do, I stayed where I was, hoping they'd come back to find me. I started crying and some people tried to help me but they couldn't because they didn't know English. Thankfully, two adults came to my rescue and we said we wouldn't talk about it. I don't think I've ever brought that puppet with me anywhere ever again after when I returned home. lol

My recent accident two years or so ago was breaking my arm, our lab got off her leash and was trying to chase down the school bus I think to bite it's tires or something shes obsessed with chasing any vehicles what so ever so we have to keep her tied up, to stop her from getting hit by them anyways shes a pretty big lab and I was holding her leash after we got it back on her while on the porch and as soon as the school bus for my nephew went by she ran full speed and jumped off the porch pulling me off with her causing me to hit the ground face first thankfully that wasn't what broke my arm, what broke my arm was me chasing her down trying to catch her before she runs after the bus, but I was stupidly wearing flip flops while running in the yard which caused me to trip and fall directly on my arm in way it's not supposed to bend.  ovO

Needless to say an out of place broken arm was more painful then the broken leg I had 7 years or so before that

(I actually had to have surgery on it and I now have a scar there.)

Not sure if this counts, but one day when I was in third grade, I was having trouble getting an electrical plug to fit into a socket because the prongs were bent. So, demonstrating my colossal intellect, I tried to squeeze the prongs together while inserting them. So of course I got semi-electrocuted - it was kind of an interesting experience, actually. It felt like my whole body was buzzing strongly, and my fingers seemed glued to the prongs. After several seconds I managed to move my hand. I felt weird and shaky for a few hours after that, but my first thought upon getting free was "holy crap, I can't tell the teacher this happened 'cause she'd be really ticked off".  :s

Quote from: lurk852 on 2012 Aug 02, 13:51:39
Not sure if this counts, but one day when I was in third grade, I was having trouble getting an electrical plug to fit into a socket because the prongs were bent. So, demonstrating my colossal intellect, I tried to squeeze the prongs together while inserting them. So of course I got semi-electrocuted - it was kind of an interesting experience, actually. It felt like my whole body was buzzing strongly, and my fingers seemed glued to the prongs. After several seconds I managed to move my hand. I felt weird and shaky for a few hours after that, but my first thought upon getting free was "holy crap, I can't tell the teacher this happened 'cause she'd be really ticked off".  :s

Ah, I hate the feeling of being electrocuted. >.< Whenever I get electrocuted by any kind of joke electric things, I automatically release it without thinking, so I'll just kinda drop whatever's electrocuting me.

Once when I was a kid, I rolled off my parents' bed and hit my head on the corner of an old metal filing cabinet. Aaagh.

Once in Middle school, I tripped while walking down the stairs, and fell down about 8 or 9 steps before hitting the ground. I got taken to the nurse, and somebody started saying I fell down one step and had to be taken to the nurse.

This is one of the reasons I hate other people.

Quote from: Zaner-Boy on 2012 Aug 02, 14:14:58
Once in Middle school, I tripped while walking down the stairs, and fell down about 8 or 9 steps before hitting the ground. I got taken to the nurse, and somebody started saying I fell down one step and had to be taken to the nurse.

This is one of the reasons I hate other people.

Ugh, rumors suck. :l During the summer after 11th grade, my friend did something to defend his future mother-in-law. In senior year, people completely left out the fact that he was defending her, so they way they talked about what he did made him sound bad.

Where to start?
I have had my right pinky between the hinges of a door, it was cut of right after the nail. Miraculously, the nail grew back... it's an ugly finger.
I have bumped my head against a sharp corner of a cupboard. I ran to my dad and said I had hole in my head the size of an ant-pool.
I have fallen into spines (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/368192415_a26678f4fc.jpg), a deep cut wound. Last thing I remembered was deciding: Sharp plants or rusty metal?

This all before I was six, it's a wonder I never broke a bone or something

I was trying to take jump with a BMX using a skate-platform (http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6672968-0-large.jpg). I had to much speed and landed to far on flat ground, front wheel first an face-planted.
That moment in the air when you have enough time to think: "*Sigh* F***". I have others from the skatepark, but they weren't that memorable.
When sailing we discovered a small cove (http://www.darwinsgalapagos.com/gallery/Tagus-Cove.jpg), my brother, step-dad and me went in to explore. We saw that we could clime in that cave, so we did.
The rocks were slippery but we reached our destination. then they said: "Lets jump in the water from here." I said: "I am going to clime down safely.
I slipped and fell in the water while also cutting my right hand and left feet on small clams. I had to swim back to the boat with the two other limbs in
very salt water. Later my siblings teased me by saying I lost the fight against small clams.
A later accident has a more chemical touch, It consists of concentrated H₂SO₄ and a pair of jeans that contain two small holes. This happened  with two different pair of jeans.

Those were the anecdotes and the funny ones, the rest are boring.

I haven't had any accidents as bad as you guys. :o

On a trip to Utah, while swimming in a lake (forget the name), I stepped on a prickly spiky plant and it got stuck in my foot. It hurt a lot and my mom had to pick all the spines out of my foot. It took about 30 minutes but after that it was over. Save for my the fact my foot felt softer.

Quote from: Teal Turken on 2012 Aug 02, 15:42:45
I haven't had any accidents as bad as you guys. :o

On a trip to Utah, while swimming in a lake (forget the name), I stepped on a prickly spiky plant and it got stuck in my foot. It hurt a lot and my mom had to pick all the spines out of my foot. It took about 30 minutes but after that it was over. Save for my the fact my foot felt softer.

Acupuncture...?

Hmmm. I tried to skateboard once. I was in the backyard of my parents' friends' house, standing atop an incline. I stepped onto the skateboard, started to go down the incline, and then I fell backward and hit my head on the ground while the skateboard kept going without me. I actually laughed.

Then, there's one time in elementary school, I was getting into my daycare's van, but I fell out. For some reason, the way my hand hit the sidewalk sprained my middle finger on my right hand. I'm right-handed, so having to do a lot of things with my left hand kind of improved my ability to use my left hand a little. I should probably practice more.

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 02, 15:36:32
I was trying to take jump with a BMX using a skate-platform (http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6672968-0-large.jpg). I had to much speed and landed to far on flat ground, front wheel first an face-planted.
That moment in the air when you have enough time to think: "*Sigh* F***". I have others from the skatepark, but they weren't that memorable.

Man, I know that feeling. I did a completely accidental jump on my bike while going very fast in the dark on a bumpy bike path. I remember thinking "this is kind of cool, oh hey I'm tilting, this is going to suck". Fortunately I didn't faceplant like you, I just tipped over sideways in midair and scraped over a lot of asphalt. I still have some scars from that.

Oh. Scraping on asphalt. I don't remember where I was or how young I was, but when I was a kid, I once... I think I tripped or slipped and fell, or fell from a car. My ankle scraped against asphalt really badly. It hurt a lot, and when I looked at my ankle, there was blackness, so I thought "My ankle bone is black?"

I was like two years old. Extremely tall and narrow stairs.
Took one step to go down, slipped, and fells down the WHOLE WAY.
I should've died. No, really. I wasn't breathing or anything like that.
Maybe a minute later, with my mother too shocked to do anything, I just stood up and walked away.

Quote from: lurk852 on 2012 Aug 02, 15:58:25

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Aug 02, 15:36:32
I was trying to take jump with a BMX using a skate-platform (http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6672968-0-large.jpg). I had to much speed and landed to far on flat ground, front wheel first an face-planted.
That moment in the air when you have enough time to think: "*Sigh* F***". I have others from the skatepark, but they weren't that memorable.

Man, I know that feeling. I did a completely accidental jump on my bike while going very fast in the dark on a bumpy bike path. I remember thinking "this is kind of cool, oh hey I'm tilting, this is going to suck". Fortunately I didn't faceplant like you, I just tipped over sideways in midair and scraped over a lot of asphalt. I still have some scars from that.

Normally I was a blader and I was using my friend's BMX.
I also landed pretty hard on my tailbone with those blades when jumping over spines (http://img.archiexpo.fr/images_ae/photo-g/spine-mini-for-skatepark-58149-2079453.jpg). I couldn't sit for two weeks.

Bike accidents? I had one of those it was my own stupid fault but I was riding bikes with my sister and her friend when I was younger and well I got a bit stupid and decided to play chicken with one of them I was a little kid though so that explains my lack of common sense at the time anyways I didn't turn in time and we hit straight on I flew to the road and my sister flew into a ditch and hurt her shoulder a bit, and I ended up with the edge of the bike bars hitting me in the head causing a gash, it wasn't serious enough for the ER but it did require one of those butterfly bandage things after we applied pressure to the wound to stop it from you know.

(Thankfully my sister was fine and she got out of it with minor shoulder bruises.)

This was a car accident that happened about 6-7 years ago:

It was just like any other morning, heading to school through the usual route in the van.
We were only 5 minutes away from home waiting at an intersection.
My mom was in the middle of taking a right turn when out of nowhere,
a speeding red pick-up T-boned us and our car spun to the left about 90 degrees.
We were hit pretty hard but no one was hurt, although my mom's door was jammed.

As a result, both cars were totaled and we ended up walking home taking the day off.
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Close call:

My dad was driving home late at night, very tired.
Soon he fell asleep behind the wheel and his car happened to slightly turn onto the other side of the road
and when my dad woke up, he saw himself seconds from hitting a pole, he quickly steered the car away
and back onto the road, shocked.

My dogs fur clogged the back of my old computers fan and caused it to start smoking.

I should've vacuumed the vent more often  :s

My cousin and I wanted to see who could stay awake the longest... in the end he won when I feel asleep and smashed thru a glass coffee table...

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 02, 19:36:43
My cousin and I wanted to see who could stay awake the longest... in the end he won when I feel asleep and smashed thru a glass coffee table...

:I

I almost fell on a sword from sleep deprivation. I randomly lost balance, nearly fell, and when I caught myself, I was leaning over a sword. It doesn't have a sheath because its blade is shaped funny with spiky bits.

oddly for me I was left un cut even thou I annihilated the thing...

I tried doing a jump on my bicycle off a speed bump and ended up with a road burn on the majority of one of my arms.

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 02, 20:09:40
I tried doing a jump on my bicycle off a speed bump and ended up with a road burn on the majority of one of my arms.

I find it odd that road burns seem to hurt more than real burns... NOT EVERY TIME... but they do time to time.

I was shooting my bow and arrows with my brother in the backyard, and I didn't pull back far enough, and when I let my arrow go, the fletching skewered my hand. >.< I still have the scar.

Another bow and arrow fail; I badly misaimed, and my arrow hit the roof. It flew off, busted a hole in the fence, and landed several yards away. :I

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 02, 21:27:07
I was shooting my bow and arrows with my brother in the backyard, and I didn't pull back far enough, and when I let my arrow go, the fletching skewered my hand. >.< I still have the scar.

Another bow and arrow fail; I badly misaimed, and my arrow hit the roof. It flew off, busted a hole in the fence, and landed several yards away. :I

Ah, I wanna learn archery. But I'm kinda weak, and I have stupidly horrible aim. lol

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 02, 21:29:04

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 02, 21:27:07
I was shooting my bow and arrows with my brother in the backyard, and I didn't pull back far enough, and when I let my arrow go, the fletching skewered my hand. >.< I still have the scar.

Another bow and arrow fail; I badly misaimed, and my arrow hit the roof. It flew off, busted a hole in the fence, and landed several yards away. :I

Ah, I wanna learn archery. But I'm kinda weak, and I have stupidly horrible aim. lol

It's fun, but so hard if you're not strong.

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 02, 21:30:05

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 02, 21:29:04

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 02, 21:27:07
I was shooting my bow and arrows with my brother in the backyard, and I didn't pull back far enough, and when I let my arrow go, the fletching skewered my hand. >.< I still have the scar.

Another bow and arrow fail; I badly misaimed, and my arrow hit the roof. It flew off, busted a hole in the fence, and landed several yards away. :I

Ah, I wanna learn archery. But I'm kinda weak, and I have stupidly horrible aim. lol

It's fun, but so hard if you're not strong.

I'd have to at least work out my left arm.

Once, when i was like 6 years old, my parents rearranged me and my bros bedroom. and that night there happened to be a storm that woke both of us up. and it went sorta like this

Bro: hey,  you awake
Me: Yeah
Bro: Wanna come to my bed and tell spooky ghost stories
Me: okay :D
Me: *forgets room was rearranged that day*
*attempts to jump to old location of bros bed*
*hits head and has to get 13 stitches*

and thats why i am no longer left handed, and have a dent in my head  ovO

I think when I was about seven years old, I did something very stupid. In my old house, there was a double bed. Right beside it was a dresser. I was resting my neck beside one of the bed supports, pulling out most of the drawers at once. It fell on me, crushing my neck between it and the bed support. I screamed for help and my mom rescued me. I remember having a sore neck for days. :o

A shard of glass got through the side of my sandal and caused a minor slash wound on one of my big toes

I once had a thorn stuck under the skin of the bottom of my foot. I mean, my skin had grown over the thorn. So in order to get it out... we had to actually..... :c

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 08, 20:04:06
I once had a thorn stuck under the skin of the bottom of my foot. I mean, my skin had grown over the thorn. So in order to get it out... we had to actually..... :c

O:

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 08, 20:04:06
I once had a thorn stuck under the skin of the bottom of my foot. I mean, my skin had grown over the thorn. So in order to get it out... we had to actually..... :c

Just thinking of that I can imagine how painful it was...  :c

I remember jumping off my swing set as a kid only for my foot to land on some glass that was stuck in the ground, I think all we had to do was pull it out thankfully as it didn't go horribly far into my foot or anything.

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 08, 20:07:25

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 08, 20:04:06
I once had a thorn stuck under the skin of the bottom of my foot. I mean, my skin had grown over the thorn. So in order to get it out... we had to actually..... :c

O:

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The worst part is, my parents' friend, who is strict and tough on her kids, said that I should've dealt with it myself instead of having my grandmother help me. I was like 10 years old!

Well, good thing you didn't have do as that nutty person said  lol

i tried bicycling down into a dip once, but didn't realize how steep it was, and the bicycle flipped up over me in front and fell behind with a crash.  For some reason, I wasn't even scratched.  I never used that dip again, though xD

my dad said ''dont touch that!'' ''dont do it, is very hot''
then i did. XD, i had a bubble on my thumb for days and it hurt
i was cold showering and the lightbulb was  hot and i just shaked my head randomly  XD
and the cold water made the lightbulb explode but gladly i didnt got hurt by the glass
(i think it was the water drops that touched it, i didnt felt my head hitting the bulb)

was running in a hall once and somepony opened the door in front of me... x3

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 08, 23:35:25
was running in a hall once and somepony opened the door in front of me... x3

Something similar happened to me when I was maybe 9 or 10. I was running past a bathroom door, and someone opened the door really quickly. In retrospect it was kind of hilarious; I got thrown sideways for a pretty respectable distance and landed on my side.

hilarious in hindsight, painful at the time lol

same goes for when I slipped on my own flute left lying around and slammed on my flank x3

My house has a tiny tilt to it to where it affects some of the cabinets in my kitchen. I was putting dishes away one day, and I decided to use a spoon to prop a cabinet door open because I got tired of it closing by itself. The spoon pushed my dad's tea/coffee pot. I didn't bother to catch it because I thought it was completely plastic, but... well... it kind of wasn't. It broke all over the place. :c I felt really bad.

I actually fell out of the tree in front of my house once which although painful was slightly funny the impact was enough to knock the wind out of me but it also taught me to stop climbing trees or your flank and back may hurt the next day.

i've only had one real accident, but i've also almost caused one, unintentionally..

When I was 4 years old I followed my mom into the barn(of course she insisted I didn't, which is like handing a kid a cupcake and telling him not to eat it..).  I slipped going up the stairs and almost lost my right big toe(the term hanging by a thread popped in my head just now).  I don't remember how many stitches that needed, but I can still make out the scar if I look close.

Also, once, in auto shop class my classmates and I were working on my pickup truck, which was a standard.  We needed to start it to run the obd diagnostic, so I jumped in, fired it up, and instinctively took my foot off the clutch.  Whoever parked my truck last LEFT IT IN GEAR!  I hit 2 classmates, lightly, i should add....this is why you will never catch me parking a standard vehicle in gear, which i've never done.

I was sitting on a curb waiting for somepony once, and a car randomly nearly backed right into me x3

Once when I was a kid, I sat too close to my mom while she was smoking, and her cigarette accidentally touched my arm for a split second. It hurt a lot. >.< She felt so so so so sooo bad.

:(

I was cutting vegetables once... >.<

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 09, 00:30:52
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I was cutting vegetables once... >.<

I was cutting an apple because my mom wasn't home and my dad was taking a shower. I hadn't known that if I just waited a little bit longer, my dad would already be done and dressed. But noooo, instead, I cut the apple, got hurt, and my dad walked in fully dressed just at the right time to see a half-cut apple and me realizing that I had just hurt myself.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 09, 00:22:54
Once when I was a kid, I sat too close to my mom while she was smoking, and her cigarette accidentally touched my arm for a split second. It hurt a lot. >.< She felt so so so so sooo bad.

My grandma does that too often when she's not paying attention to her surroundings I think she's burned me and my sister 2 or 3 times by accident.  ovO

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 09, 00:30:52
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I was cutting vegetables once... >.<

Err ouch, I actually hate handling knives I'm slightly clumsy with my hands (I also tend to drop things sometimes which annoys me.) and I've cut myself by mistake once it was minor but man glass and knife cuts are more annoying then normal injuries... (like a paper cut but well even more annoying.)


I've actually made the mistake of running on a smooth kitchen floor with socks and falling directly on my back once which after the initial impact I was like umm ow?  o_o

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 09, 01:02:10

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 09, 00:22:54
Once when I was a kid, I sat too close to my mom while she was smoking, and her cigarette accidentally touched my arm for a split second. It hurt a lot. >.< She felt so so so so sooo bad.

My grandma does that too often when she's not paying attention to her surroundings I think she's burned me and my sister 2 or 3 times by accident.  ovO

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 09, 00:30:52
:(

I was cutting vegetables once... >.<

Err ouch, I actually hate handling knives I'm slightly clumsy with my hands (I also tend to drop things sometimes which annoys me.) and I've cut myself by mistake once it was minor but man glass and knife cuts are more annoying then normal injuries... (like a paper cut but well even more annoying.)


I've actually made the mistake of running on a smooth kitchen floor with socks and falling directly on my back once which after the initial impact I was like umm ow?  o_o

I fell down in the shower a few months ago and hit my head (and other body parts) on the tub pretty badly. It was actually kind of interesting, but my head felt kind of funny for the rest of the day...

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 09, 01:02:10
Err ouch, I actually hate handling knives I'm slightly clumsy with my hands (I also tend to drop things sometimes which annoys me.) and I've cut myself by mistake once it was minor but man glass and knife cuts are more annoying then normal injuries... (like a paper cut but well even more annoying.)

I think knife and glass cuts hurt worse because they're more jagged. Jagged edges rip the flesh, whereas a perfect smooth edge like paper is a clean cut, just slices right through like butter. Clean cuts are better, which is why some surgeons use obsidian scalpels instead of metal these days.

Even the finest steel scalpel has a jagged edge on a microscopic level, whereas obsidian is smoother, far superior. A clean cut from an obsidian scalpel will lead to a quicker recovery, less pain, and less scarring.

Anyway, I question whether I should handle sharp objects to sometimes. It's a conundrum. On one hand, my mom and I are very clumsy people, and my mom's especially clumsy with knives at times. On the other hand, I have a habit of not being cut on even broken glass.

However, I suppose it's not entirely a good idea to play around with dishes as I put them away, since I dropped a really big knife once while showing off to absolutely no one. :I

ouchie >.<

I've been really silly before when cooking.  Like that time when boiling-hot food fell off the stove and I actually tried to catch it...

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 09, 01:15:10
ouchie >.<

I've been really silly before when cooking.  Like that time when boiling-hot food fell off the stove and I actually tried to catch it...

Oh, don't worry, the knife landed harmlessly on the floor. But it scared me. X3

I can't remember if I've ever caught something dangerous before.

glad to hear x3 i've accidentally slammed the piano cover on my own fingers before >.<

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 09, 01:14:01

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 09, 01:02:10
Err ouch, I actually hate handling knives I'm slightly clumsy with my hands (I also tend to drop things sometimes which annoys me.) and I've cut myself by mistake once it was minor but man glass and knife cuts are more annoying then normal injuries... (like a paper cut but well even more annoying.)

I think knife and glass cuts hurt worse because they're more jagged. Jagged edges rip the flesh, whereas a perfect smooth edge like paper is a clean cut, just slices right through like butter. Clean cuts are better, which is why some surgeons use obsidian scalpels instead of metal these days.

Even the finest steel scalpel has a jagged edge on a microscopic level, whereas obsidian is smoother, far superior. A clean cut from an obsidian scalpel will lead to a quicker recovery, less pain, and less scarring.

Anyway, I question whether I should handle sharp objects to sometimes. It's a conundrum. On one hand, my mom and I are very clumsy people, and my mom's especially clumsy with knives at times. On the other hand, I have a habit of not being cut on even broken glass.

However, I suppose it's not entirely a good idea to play around with dishes as I put them away, since I dropped a really big knife once while showing off to absolutely no one. :I

For some reason, I'm reminded of this:


Every thought of trying that?  :D

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 09, 01:19:05
glad to hear x3 i've accidentally slammed the piano cover on my own fingers before >.<

Ouch. The worst I've done is closing a car door on my fingers, which wasn't as bad as it sounds.

Quote from: lurk852 on 2012 Aug 09, 01:20:28

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 09, 01:14:01

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 09, 01:02:10
Err ouch, I actually hate handling knives I'm slightly clumsy with my hands (I also tend to drop things sometimes which annoys me.) and I've cut myself by mistake once it was minor but man glass and knife cuts are more annoying then normal injuries... (like a paper cut but well even more annoying.)

I think knife and glass cuts hurt worse because they're more jagged. Jagged edges rip the flesh, whereas a perfect smooth edge like paper is a clean cut, just slices right through like butter. Clean cuts are better, which is why some surgeons use obsidian scalpels instead of metal these days.

Even the finest steel scalpel has a jagged edge on a microscopic level, whereas obsidian is smoother, far superior. A clean cut from an obsidian scalpel will lead to a quicker recovery, less pain, and less scarring.

Anyway, I question whether I should handle sharp objects to sometimes. It's a conundrum. On one hand, my mom and I are very clumsy people, and my mom's especially clumsy with knives at times. On the other hand, I have a habit of not being cut on even broken glass.

However, I suppose it's not entirely a good idea to play around with dishes as I put them away, since I dropped a really big knife once while showing off to absolutely no one. :I

For some reason, I'm reminded of this:

Spoiler: show

Every thought of trying that?  :D

Ah, my dad used to play around with his butterfly knife like that a lot. Though, not quite that fast. I dunno, though, I have a feeling I'd end up with another story to post on this thread. lol

so many dangerous things >.< maybe there should be a warning in the OP, "don't try any of this at home" x3

I would likely lose a finger if I ever attempted that with a knife or it would fly through a window. o_o

I was bracing myself on a doorframe putting my shoes on when my brother's friend slammed the door and my hand got caught. >A<

was moving a vase once... my toe didn't need stitches, but it felt like it did >.< good thing the vase didn't break...

I dropped a plate on my toe, right on the joint.

ouch...

dropped a teacup with hot tea in it once... and tried catching it with bare hands...

Once when I was a kid, I had a little car I could sit on and push myself forward to "drive" it. I ran over my big toe on my left foot on accident. For some reason, that toe has a scar now. o.O

i was walking around in the garden once, and didn't notice a nail sticking out of the ground...

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 09, 18:41:24
i was walking around in the garden once, and didn't notice a nail sticking out of the ground...

I'm guessing that called for a tetanus shot?

good thing i HAD my shot just before that x3

When I was a very little I fell on my left arm in a weird way the injury made me use my right hand for stuff even after it healed (because I got used to using it) In otherwords I use my right hand to write even though I'm left handed making my penmanship bad.

i tripped over my dog and ran into a hot plate of food once

I accidentally killed a slug once when I was a kid. It started bleeding goo, I realized it was dead, and I ran into my house crying and apologizing. :'(

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 09, 20:52:10
I accidentally killed a slug once when I was a kid. It started bleeding goo, I realized it was dead, and I ran into my house crying and apologizing. :'(

Adorable.
... And of course a bit funny.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 09, 20:52:10
I accidentally killed a slug once when I was a kid. It started bleeding goo, I realized it was dead, and I ran into my house crying and apologizing. :'(

:c

I accidentally killed a small lizard on a sort of school wilderness field trip, and (appropriately) got yelled at by the person leading the hike. On the way back, she stepped on one too, and immediately tried to draw everyone's attention elsewhere...  >:/

i accidentally ran my bike into a tree once

Well... you see....
Pampered Chef.
Their stuff is so sharp I told my mom this about a year ago.
"Two robbers are breaking into a man's house, both have a gun. The man realizes this and pulls a knife out of his drawer, and approaches them. They laugh and ask him what he's going to do with that. He calmly replies 'It's Pampered Chef.' Both robbers instantly drop their guns and shout 'WE SURRENDER!'"

...yeah, my mom keeps getting hurt on that stuff when she uses it...

Bucking epic, Zyggy.

o_O

i have bad experiences with just about every tool imaginable... but miraculously have never had a broken bone...

I cut meat for a living, you can't get sharper knives than that, so now many times do you think I cut myself?

well...actually I didn't.  My worst cut was off of the meat wrapper, somehow.  It sliced down my right hand from the tip of my pinkie to about halfway down the side of my palm.

A friend thought it would be cool to twirl a metal broom pole we found around like a jedi. After a few spins, it slipped and went flying conveniently into my kneecap  DD:

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 09, 22:35:13
A friend thought it would be cool to twirl a metal broom pole we found around like a jedi. After a few spins, it slipped and went flying conveniently into my kneecap  DD:

I used to twirl stuff like you, but then I took a broom to the knee.

>running to car
>trip on nothing and skid a foot or two
>insane knee bleeding
I recovered perfectly fine though.
I used to be hyper like you, but then I took a sidewalk in the knee. Actually, I'm even more hyper now.

The story of how I almost died at school running away from bullies...


...the same year they got rid of the chain and installed proper fences and gates and even a garage in the car park.
If you dont care please be nice enough not to post it.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 00:38:39
The story of how I almost died at school running away from bullies...

Spoiler: show

...I tripped on the chain at my school, face planted into the ground and knocked myself unconsious.

10 mins later I woke up again and my face really hurt and my cousin, who did the same thing at the same time
(we always seem to do weird stuff in unison) was gone. So I ran to the office, but everything was blurry.
My face felt wet, so I touched it. My hand came off covered in blood.
Nobody at school except the principal was worried, and they cleaned my face before they let me see her.

Then I couldn't eat anything so I got taken to hospital. I had a broken jaw, a broken nose, a concussion, and over all I was lucky to make it home alive. My skull is apparently slightly thicker than most peoples (found this out the same day) or I wouldn't be here today to post this...

...the same year they got rid of the chain and installed proper fences and gates and even a garage in the car park.
If you dont care please be nice enough not to post it.

Another reason it's hard to believe that people didn't realize how bad bullying is until last year. I hate how insensitive people who've never been bullied are to bully victims, calling those of us who try to escape stupid. I guess you have to experience or see the suffering first-hand to realize that it's not just physically or emotionally damaging, it can be psychologically damaging too.

And the fact that your bullies almost killed you is outrageous. They should've faced legal charges, whether by being sued or facing assault charges.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 00:38:39
The story of how I almost died at school running away from bullies...

Spoiler: show

...I tripped on the chain at my school, face planted into the ground and knocked myself unconsious.

10 mins later I woke up again and my face really hurt and my cousin, who did the same thing at the same time
(we always seem to do weird stuff in unison) was gone. So I ran to the office, but everything was blurry.
My face felt wet, so I touched it. My hand came off covered in blood.
Nobody at school except the principal was worried, and they cleaned my face before they let me see her.

Then I couldn't eat anything so I got taken to hospital. I had a broken jaw, a broken nose, a concussion, and over all I was lucky to make it home alive. My skull is apparently slightly thicker than most peoples (found this out the same day) or I wouldn't be here today to post this...

...the same year they got rid of the chain and installed proper fences and gates and even a garage in the car park.
If you dont care please be nice enough not to post it.

When I hear stuff like this it kind of makes me glad I was home schooled, but seriously the bad thing is half the time the principles don't even care I've heard my cousins talk about their encounters with bullies and they not only gave the bully detention but also the victim who just happened to be defending themselves detention, my friend actually told me about him getting hit on the head with a binder by bullies he had a headache that lasted the entire day from that, and I'm pretty sure the school didn't give the bully detention or anything.

Another reason I'm glad I never went to public school is because me and my sister took self defense class for a few years and would likely have gotten in trouble for defending ourselves.

(I mean you see commercials say get a teacher instead of defending yourself but the sad thing is a lot of the time that isn't an option depending on the situation.)

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 00:50:19

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 00:38:39
The story of how I almost died at school running away from bullies...

Spoiler: show

...I tripped on the chain at my school, face planted into the ground and knocked myself unconsious.

10 mins later I woke up again and my face really hurt and my cousin, who did the same thing at the same time
(we always seem to do weird stuff in unison) was gone. So I ran to the office, but everything was blurry.
My face felt wet, so I touched it. My hand came off covered in blood.
Nobody at school except the principal was worried, and they cleaned my face before they let me see her.

Then I couldn't eat anything so I got taken to hospital. I had a broken jaw, a broken nose, a concussion, and over all I was lucky to make it home alive. My skull is apparently slightly thicker than most peoples (found this out the same day) or I wouldn't be here today to post this...

...the same year they got rid of the chain and installed proper fences and gates and even a garage in the car park.
If you dont care please be nice enough not to post it.

Another reason it's hard to believe that people didn't realize how bad bullying is until last year. I hate how insensitive people who've never been bullied are to bully victims, calling those of us who try to escape stupid. I guess you have to experience or see the suffering first-hand to realize that it's not just physically or emotionally damaging, it can be psychologically damaging too.

And the fact that your bullies almost killed you is outrageous. They should've faced legal charges, whether by being sued or facing assault charges.

They were 11 year olds :l (Yep, even 11 year olds know how to bully now.)
I was 9 at the time.
I remember coz it was the same year we moved, and we moved when I was 9.
But still, I hardly think they're gonna take a 9 year and three 11 year olds to court.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 01:11:34

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 00:50:19

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 00:38:39
The story of how I almost died at school running away from bullies...

Spoiler: show

...I tripped on the chain at my school, face planted into the ground and knocked myself unconsious.

10 mins later I woke up again and my face really hurt and my cousin, who did the same thing at the same time
(we always seem to do weird stuff in unison) was gone. So I ran to the office, but everything was blurry.
My face felt wet, so I touched it. My hand came off covered in blood.
Nobody at school except the principal was worried, and they cleaned my face before they let me see her.

Then I couldn't eat anything so I got taken to hospital. I had a broken jaw, a broken nose, a concussion, and over all I was lucky to make it home alive. My skull is apparently slightly thicker than most peoples (found this out the same day) or I wouldn't be here today to post this...

...the same year they got rid of the chain and installed proper fences and gates and even a garage in the car park.
If you dont care please be nice enough not to post it.

Another reason it's hard to believe that people didn't realize how bad bullying is until last year. I hate how insensitive people who've never been bullied are to bully victims, calling those of us who try to escape stupid. I guess you have to experience or see the suffering first-hand to realize that it's not just physically or emotionally damaging, it can be psychologically damaging too.

And the fact that your bullies almost killed you is outrageous. They should've faced legal charges, whether by being sued or facing assault charges.

They were 11 year olds :l (Yep, even 11 year olds know how to bully now.)
I was 9 at the time.
I remember coz it was the same year we moved, and we moved when I was 9.
But still, I hardly think they're gonna take a 9 year and three 11 year olds to court.

Even kindergarteners and 1st graders know how to bully. Kids who're 4, 5, and 6 years old. I got bullied a lot as a kid, and I have no idea why. Even when I was a toddler, I got punched in the ribs by some older kid in day care. It makes me wonder about the rib pain I get these days.

Like Trege said, it sucks that the victims get in trouble for defending themselves. I ended up getting into fights with my bullies in kindergarten. The principal threatened to send me to an off-campus discipline school for it, but my parents insisted it was just self-defense, so they let it slide that time.

I ended up looking up that discipline school at one point, and their rules were horribly strict. It was like a prison, where lunch was a privilege that could be taken away if you misbehaved. The rules have changed now, so it's not so harsh there anymore, but I can only imagine if I had been sent there as a 4-year-old.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 01:19:16
Even kindergarteners and 1st graders know how to bully. Kids who're 4, 5, and 6 years old. I got bullied a lot as a kid, and I have no idea why. Even when I was a toddler, I got punched in the ribs by some older kid in day care. It makes me wonder about the rib pain I get these days.

Like Trege said, it sucks that the victims get in trouble for defending themselves. I ended up getting into fights with my bullies in kindergarten. The principal threatened to send me to an off-campus discipline school for it, but my parents insisted it was just self-defense, so they let it slide that time.

^ THIS is why I was pulled OUT of kindergarten.
Except I dont remember my bully-ings quite so well.
I have almost no memories at all before my dog died at age four, 3 days before I was pulled from kindy.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 01:26:54

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 01:19:16
Even kindergarteners and 1st graders know how to bully. Kids who're 4, 5, and 6 years old. I got bullied a lot as a kid, and I have no idea why. Even when I was a toddler, I got punched in the ribs by some older kid in day care. It makes me wonder about the rib pain I get these days.

Like Trege said, it sucks that the victims get in trouble for defending themselves. I ended up getting into fights with my bullies in kindergarten. The principal threatened to send me to an off-campus discipline school for it, but my parents insisted it was just self-defense, so they let it slide that time.

I ended up looking up that discipline school at one point, and their rules were horribly strict. It was like a prison, where lunch was a privilege that could be taken away if you misbehaved. The rules have changed now, so it's not so harsh there anymore, but I can only imagine if I had been sent there as a 4-year-old.

^ THIS is why I was pulled OUT of kindergarten.
Except I dont remember my bully-ings quite so well.
I have almost no memories at all before my dog died at age four, 3 days before I was pulled from kindy.

Thing is, I don't remember any of it. I only know that it happened because my parents told me. By 2nd or 3rd grade, I completely had no memory of kindergarten whatsoever. The bullying was so bad that my brain blocked it all out. I can't remember a lot of elementary school. I don't even remember the time I tried to help a boy whose father was abusing him. I apparently ended up taking him to tell the principal when I realized it was too big for me to help him alone.


Let's see, on-topic... Once, in day care, I got to eat a really big marshmallow, but I tried to shove the whole thing in my mouth. Of course, that triggered the gag reflex, and I threw up. I got to go home early. :P

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 01:33:27
Let's see, on-topic... Once, in day care, I got to eat a really big marshmallow, but I tried to shove the whole thing in my mouth. Of course, that triggered the gag reflex, and I threw up. I got to go home early. :P

I'm not sure if thats a curse or a blessing.

When people say stuff randomly.
Thats my job. :l

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 01:37:42

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 01:33:27
Let's see, on-topic... Once, in day care, I got to eat a really big marshmallow, but I tried to shove the whole thing in my mouth. Of course, that triggered the gag reflex, and I threw up. I got to go home early. :P

I'm not sure if thats a curse or a blessing.

When people say stuff randomly.
Thats my job. :l

Meh, I was an outcast even in daycare. I've been an outcast ever since I started being around other people my age. So I guess that accident was kind of a blessing.

My long term memory actually annoys me sometimes since I can recall almost any event in my life painful or not I can remember usually exactly what happened and picture it in my head usually my brain likes to remind me at which points I injured myself likely to stop me from ever doing it again.

Let's see another story...

Well when I broke my leg as a kid it was during a family/friend BBQ I was playing tag with one of my friends it was getting dark though so it was harder to see other people anyways I was trying to tag him and almost did but I didn't notice someone riding a bike and actually ran directly into that bike while they were still moving the wheel directly contacted near my knee breaking my leg right above the growth plate thankfully it was a clean break and it barely missed the growth plate itself after hitting the ground the shock wore off and I didn't know what happened and tried to stand only to find that my leg was indeed broken and did not like that. Next thing you know I shout AGHHHHHH! and my dad jumps over the deck fence clearing it o_o like it was nothing and runs straight at me and manages to get me to the house where we determined it was broken and my mom drove me to the emergency room the most annoying thing about a broken bone is when you go into shock start shaking and getting thirsty, anyways after the doctors X-rayed it that's when we found out it was broken directly above the growth plate any closer and my leg might not have healed back correctly.

was doing hurdles once... you can guess what happened.  and i still didn't learn after and tried high jump.

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 10, 13:31:00
was doing hurdles once... you can guess what happened.  and i still didn't learn after and tried high jump.

lol I love how you said. You can guess what happened

For some reason, it was years before I finally managed to make it to a toilet on my own when vomiting. :\ I think I was like... 17 or something the first time I puked somewhere other than the floor without someone's help.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 18:17:30
For some reason, it was years before I finally managed to make it to a toilet on my own when vomiting. :\ I think I was like... 17 or something the first time I puked somewhere other than the floor without someone's help.

o_o...

Just... just o_o...

same thing happened in long and triple jump.  i guess i'm just not cut out for track and field... except hundred meter, i can do that...

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 18:42:36

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 18:17:30
For some reason, it was years before I finally managed to make it to a toilet on my own when vomiting. :\ I think I was like... 17 or something the first time I puked somewhere other than the floor without someone's help.

o_o...

Just... just o_o...

I never got the warning feelings until immediately before I puked. DD:

One time, my mom had me take a pill to feel better. I washed it down with some cold water. But then almost immediately after, I got up, gagged, my mom brought the trash can, and I puked up the water. It was still cold and flavorless. :I

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 18:51:41

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 18:42:36

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 18:17:30
For some reason, it was years before I finally managed to make it to a toilet on my own when vomiting. :\ I think I was like... 17 or something the first time I puked somewhere other than the floor without someone's help.

o_o...

Just... just o_o...

I never got the warning feelings until immediately before I puked. DD:

One time, my mom had me take a pill to feel better. I washed it down with some cold water. But then almost immediately after, I got up, gagged, my mom brought the trash can, and I puked up the water. It was still cold and flavorless. :I

I puked in my water bottle last monday... I had to clean it out 10 times and I got sent home from school :l

was drinking something when somepony told a joke once...

I choked on a tiny piece of York Peppermint Patty once. :l So delicious, but not fun to choke on.

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 10, 18:59:20
was drinking something when somepony told a joke once...

Been there, done that.

Spraying Fanta from your nose ain't pretty or fun.
Especially when you have a horrible cold.

i have a feeling HOT tea is worse xD

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 10, 19:10:49
i have a feeling HOT tea is worse xD

Definatly.
Just ask my grandad.
He should know. >.<

choking on hot liquids, always "fun"

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 10, 19:33:26
choking on hot liquids, always "fun"

Yeah, so's having a chunk of your eye gouged out.
Accidentaly.
Again, just ask my grandad.

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 19:08:25

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 10, 18:59:20
was drinking something when somepony told a joke once...

Been there, done that.

Spraying Fanta from your nose ain't pretty or fun.
Especially when you have a horrible cold.

Happened to me with chocolate milk  lol

or nearly getting yourself hurt badly because you were an idiot and thought the grinding stone was "cool"

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 10, 19:36:51

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 10, 19:08:25

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 10, 18:59:20
was drinking something when somepony told a joke once...

Been there, done that.

Spraying Fanta from your nose ain't pretty or fun.
Especially when you have a horrible cold.

Happened to me with chocolate milk  lol

I had snot+fizz goin everywhere.

burned nasal passage and nice little trip to the doctor

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 10, 19:41:56
burned nasal passage and nice little trip to the doctor

Why does that happen with FIZZY?!?
Fizzys not even hot!
My grandad cant smell very well since the tea thing though...

My brain derps sometimes when I'm drinking something. I've said this before, but I think AAA13 hasn't heard. Sometimes when I'm drinking something, my brain decides to make me inhale, and then I start choking.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 19:46:32
My brain derps sometimes when I'm drinking something. I've said this before, but I think AAA13 hasn't heard. Sometimes when I'm drinking something, my brain decides to make me inhale, and then I start choking.

>.< ohhh.... hhhhff... o_o

After I hit my head on the edge of my cousins PS3 because it was sitting on the couch I got random headaches every now and then but as the days went by the random headaches slowly got farther apart until they eventually went away.

(I've hit my head by accident before but it's never resulted in random headaches for a week, until that happened.)

Got my foot caught in a vacuum cleaner wire while running and I fell face first to the ground  :P

smacked my head against the sharp part of a fence while gardening once

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 11, 16:25:47
smacked my head against the sharp part of a fence while gardening once

Man, we're all accident prone.
If we ever meet in real life, remind me not to have any sharp things near-by, and to pad the ground with bubble wrap.

^ Who doesn't like bubble wrap??? ^-^

Back to topic:
I was walking around outside when I was 3 and got a rock the size of a cough-drop stuck in my foot.
I got it taken out at hospital.
Same time next year, a smaller rock, resulting in Dad's tweasers and a trip to the doctors to get it bandadged.

speaking of bubble wrap... it might be a bad idea to have that around too x3

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 11, 16:55:11
speaking of bubble wrap... it might be a bad idea to have that around too x3

:I
WHAT DID YOU DO?!? :I :I :I

oh.. you know... bubbly popping fun, don't realize how loud the pops are when near your head, nor how hard the ground is if you land on popped bubbles, or how easy it is to get tangled in popped sheets...

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 11, 17:37:46
oh.. you know... bubbly popping fun, don't realize how loud the pops are when near your head, nor how hard the ground is if you land on popped bubbles, or how easy it is to get tangled in popped sheets...

o_o :I now your just scary...

i was just a foal at the time! >.<

still...

i so  :P as a foal x3

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 11, 17:57:17
i so  :P as a foal x3

Isn't everypony?

xD

anyhow... bottles of milk... x3

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 18:17:30
For some reason, it was years before I finally managed to make it to a toilet on my own when vomiting. :\ I think I was like... 17 or something the first time I puked somewhere other than the floor without someone's help.

I remember eating a rotisserie chicken with my family not too far in the past, you know, the ones you get at Walmart, etc, that are already hot and stuff?

We finish eating it, next day fine, then the MIDNIGHT after, I notice myself not feeling too well. At the time it felt kind of like a normal morning with low blood sugar and stuff, then I was like "Oh god, I'm about to throw up.."

It was nasty (don't read the next part)

Quote from: Lucien on 2012 Aug 11, 18:22:52

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 18:17:30
For some reason, it was years before I finally managed to make it to a toilet on my own when vomiting. :\ I think I was like... 17 or something the first time I puked somewhere other than the floor without someone's help.

I remember eating a rotisserie chicken with my family not too far in the past, you know, the ones you get at Walmart, etc, that are already hot and stuff?

We finish eating it, next day fine, then the MIDNIGHT after, I notice myself not feeling too well. At the time it felt kind of like a normal morning with low blood sugar and stuff, then I was like "Oh god, I'm about to throw up.."

It was nasty (don't read the next part)

Spoiler: show

Realizing that I was about to throw up, I took the covers off me, cupped my mouth and started running for the bathroom. I started throwing up before I got there, and it was all in my mouth and hands, I remember it dripping on the floor, and when I got to the bathroom, there was a trail all the way to my bed. I didn't even get to the toilet, I had to throw up IN THE SINK. You can imagine how long that took to clean up x.x

Oh Thor almighty! WHY?!? WHY DID I READ THE SPOILER?!? WHYYYYYYYY??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!???????????

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 11, 18:34:51

Quote from: Lucien on 2012 Aug 11, 18:22:52

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 18:17:30
For some reason, it was years before I finally managed to make it to a toilet on my own when vomiting. :\ I think I was like... 17 or something the first time I puked somewhere other than the floor without someone's help.

I remember eating a rotisserie chicken with my family not too far in the past, you know, the ones you get at Walmart, etc, that are already hot and stuff?

We finish eating it, next day fine, then the MIDNIGHT after, I notice myself not feeling too well. At the time it felt kind of like a normal morning with low blood sugar and stuff, then I was like "Oh god, I'm about to throw up.."

It was nasty (don't read the next part)

Spoiler: show

Realizing that I was about to throw up, I took the covers off me, cupped my mouth and started running for the bathroom. I started throwing up before I got there, and it was all in my mouth and hands, I remember it dripping on the floor, and when I got to the bathroom, there was a trail all the way to my bed. I didn't even get to the toilet, I had to throw up IN THE SINK. You can imagine how long that took to clean up x.x

Oh Thor almighty! WHY?!? WHY DID I READ THE SPOILER?!? WHYYYYYYYY??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!???????????

Don't say I didn't warn you  o_o

Quote from: Lucien on 2012 Aug 11, 18:37:33

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 11, 18:34:51

Quote from: Lucien on 2012 Aug 11, 18:22:52

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 10, 18:17:30
For some reason, it was years before I finally managed to make it to a toilet on my own when vomiting. :\ I think I was like... 17 or something the first time I puked somewhere other than the floor without someone's help.

I remember eating a rotisserie chicken with my family not too far in the past, you know, the ones you get at Walmart, etc, that are already hot and stuff?

We finish eating it, next day fine, then the MIDNIGHT after, I notice myself not feeling too well. At the time it felt kind of like a normal morning with low blood sugar and stuff, then I was like "Oh god, I'm about to throw up.."

It was nasty (don't read the next part)

Spoiler: show

Realizing that I was about to throw up, I took the covers off me, cupped my mouth and started running for the bathroom. I started throwing up before I got there, and it was all in my mouth and hands, I remember it dripping on the floor, and when I got to the bathroom, there was a trail all the way to my bed. I didn't even get to the toilet, I had to throw up IN THE SINK. You can imagine how long that took to clean up x.x

Oh Thor almighty! WHY?!? WHY DID I READ THE SPOILER?!? WHYYYYYYYY??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!???????????

Don't say I didn't warn you  o_o

I will if I wanna :P

:\

and now we know everypony's embarrassing moments!

When I was a toddler, I fell off the couch and landed head-first in a trash can full of my dad's used tissues. :P He has allergies pretty bad, especially during spring and summer. He used to get bronchitis a lot when he was younger. Terrible, terrible sinuses.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 21:54:52
When I was a toddler, I fell off the couch and landed head-first in a trash can full of my dad's used tissues. :P He has allergies pretty bad, especially during spring and summer. He used to get bronchitis a lot when he was younger. Terrible, terrible sinuses.

Nasty!

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 11, 21:55:45

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 21:54:52
When I was a toddler, I fell off the couch and landed head-first in a trash can full of my dad's used tissues. :P He has allergies pretty bad, especially during spring and summer. He used to get bronchitis a lot when he was younger. Terrible, terrible sinuses.

Nasty!

Hey, it saved me from head trauma and brain damage. lol What's a little snot when I got a cushioned fall?

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 22:00:52

Quote from: AAA13 on 2012 Aug 11, 21:55:45

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 11, 21:54:52
When I was a toddler, I fell off the couch and landed head-first in a trash can full of my dad's used tissues. :P He has allergies pretty bad, especially during spring and summer. He used to get bronchitis a lot when he was younger. Terrible, terrible sinuses.

Nasty!

Hey, it saved me from head trauma and brain damage. lol What's a little snot when I got a cushioned fall?

Still... Nasty!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

I was playing kickball in gym and a kid kicked the ball fast and low in my direction

Lets just say it hurt...it hurt a lot  DD:

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 11, 22:05:13
I was playing kickball in gym and a kid kicked the ball fast and low in my direction

Lets just say it hurt...it hurt a lot  DD:

:o

My dad yelled "SLUG BUG!" I dodged and he hit my shin. >A<

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 11, 22:08:23
My dad yelled "SLUG BUG!" I dodged and he hit my shin. >A<

NO TAG BACKS! >:O Jk. I'm sorry for your pain. :(

was trying to touch my toes, stretched a *bit* too far..

I hit my head against my desk today.

i think i accidentally ruined somepony's sidewalk art today >.<

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 11, 22:05:13
I was playing kickball in gym and a kid kicked the ball fast and low in my direction

Lets just say it hurt...it hurt a lot  DD:

same thing nearly happened to me... I caught it though between my knees and the whole gym yelled OOOOOOOHHHHH!!! :D

sometimes, less is more, and by more I mean less painful.

I fell off the top bunk of a bunk bed. :D They wonder why I'm not right in the head. ovO

was trying to sit down once, missed the chair..

I'm pretty sure I leaned too far back on my desk chair once and fell over it's one of those rotating chairs so if you lean to far back it takes you with it., it was more humorous then painful though.  :D

Something really painful has nearly happened few times when I've played rinkbandy.


Few years ago I hurt my knees really badly. I couldn't really walk and next day it felt like my knees were on fire.
We played rinkbandy in school. The blades on my skates were bad. I fell down a lot, usually on my knees.
The last time I just wanted to stay down and cry and I almost did. Teacher asked if I was okay and I stood up and nodded.
Luckily there was only few minutes left.

i've shattered expensive plates before x3

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 12, 19:01:29
I'm pretty sure I leaned too far back on my desk chair once and fell over it's one of those rotating chairs so if you lean to far back it takes you with it., it was more humorous then painful though.  :D

That's the preferable kind of injury, I think...

I once ran at full-speed into a screen door that I hadn't realized was closed. Miraculously, it didn't break. It was actually pretty interesting being smashed into the wires and feeling my momentum turn the other way; it threw me backwards pretty violently, but I wasn't hurt much.

and of course, there's running in the woods and not noticing a dip in the ground..

I've hit my head when I was young, maybe on a corner of a table.
I don't remember hitting my head but it's the only logical explanation for the scar on my head.

i remember almost accidentally impaling myself on a nail while working in the garden once.

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 12, 18:52:20
I fell off the top bunk of a bunk bed. :D They wonder why I'm not right in the head. ovO

Once, when I was 4, I gulped down something I wasn't of the legal age to drink. I didn't know. I thought it was something else. I drank it so fast that I didn't taste it until after I stopped. I thought "Ew, this is nasty." and promptly blacked out.

These days, I wonder what effect it had on my brain. :\ Could explain the random derps where my brain has me inhale while I'm drinking something.

Quote from: lurk852 on 2012 Aug 12, 19:23:06

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 12, 19:01:29
I'm pretty sure I leaned too far back on my desk chair once and fell over it's one of those rotating chairs so if you lean to far back it takes you with it., it was more humorous then painful though.  :D

That's the preferable kind of injury, I think...

I once ran at full-speed into a screen door that I hadn't realized was closed. Miraculously, it didn't break. It was actually pretty interesting being smashed into the wires and feeling my momentum turn the other way; it threw me backwards pretty violently, but I wasn't hurt much.

I actually did something stupid as a kid once and jumped off a roof onto a trampoline landing directly on my front, I don't remember if it hurt or not but the resulting impact made me bounce up 3 times doing a flip each bounce from momentum it was kind of scary and stupid as I could have landed on my neck but I ended up fine thankfully.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 12, 20:24:27
Once, when I was 4, I gulped down something I wasn't of the legal age to drink. I didn't know. I thought it was something else. I drank it so fast that I didn't taste it until after I stopped. I thought "Ew, this is nasty." and promptly blacked out.

These days, I wonder what effect it had on my brain. :\ Could explain the random derps where my brain has me inhale while I'm drinking something.

My parents always love to remind me that when I was 3 years old during family get togethers I would go around stealing the last sips of specific drinks they had when no one was looking, what's funny is doing that actually made me hate wine or any other type of thing similar to it, as my parents would sometimes ask if I wanted to try tasting their drinks like a wine cooler or something despite me not being old enough to drink it anyways. I'd be like "No, no thank you not after what happened when I was 3. :l "

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 12, 20:57:14

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 12, 20:24:27
Once, when I was 4, I gulped down something I wasn't of the legal age to drink. I didn't know. I thought it was something else. I drank it so fast that I didn't taste it until after I stopped. I thought "Ew, this is nasty." and promptly blacked out.

These days, I wonder what effect it had on my brain. :\ Could explain the random derps where my brain has me inhale while I'm drinking something.

My parents always love to remind me that when I was 3 years old during a family get togethers I would go around stealing the last sips of specific drinks they had when no one was looking, what's funny is doing that actually made me hate wine or any other type of thing similar to it, as my parents would sometimes ask if I wanted to try tasting their drinks like a wine cooler or something despite me not being old enough to drink it anyways. I'd be like "No, no thank you not after what happened when I was 3. :l "

Meh, those laws are in place for a reason. I'm pretty sure that event must have given me some form of mild brain damage. Those kind of drinks are not something you want to mess with if you're not old enough and can't do it responsibly. It takes responsibility, self-control, and not being a teenager with an immortality-mentality. Sadly, there are adults who still have that same mentality teens tend to have, and they're not very responsible with it. :c

But enough of that, I think we're really pushing it rules-wise. X3

Anyways one time when I was a kid I used to spin in circles a lot because it was always a thing that was fun to do, until I ended up spinning too much that I face planted into a big screen TV breaking the screen on it, and my nose the screen was thankfully not made of glass so it wasn't anything more serious then breaking my nose, but man now I feel like I'm accident prone remembering all of these things.  ovO

Doing a mile run for fitness and I tripped over somebody and we both went down when taking a sharp turn lol

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 12, 20:24:27

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 12, 18:52:20
I fell off the top bunk of a bunk bed. :D They wonder why I'm not right in the head. ovO

Once, when I was 4, I gulped down something I wasn't of the legal age to drink. I didn't know. I thought it was something else. I drank it so fast that I didn't taste it until after I stopped. I thought "Ew, this is nasty." and promptly blacked out.

These days, I wonder what effect it had on my brain. :\ Could explain the random derps where my brain has me inhale while I'm drinking something.

-Orders vigirn daquiri and makes that clear.
-Is an idiot and takes huge sip.
-Has an alcohol induced headache for the rest of the day.

Happened twice. :l

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 12, 21:55:02

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 12, 20:24:27

Quote from: Stitchin Time on 2012 Aug 12, 18:52:20
I fell off the top bunk of a bunk bed. :D They wonder why I'm not right in the head. ovO

Once, when I was 4, I gulped down something I wasn't of the legal age to drink. I didn't know. I thought it was something else. I drank it so fast that I didn't taste it until after I stopped. I thought "Ew, this is nasty." and promptly blacked out.

These days, I wonder what effect it had on my brain. :\ Could explain the random derps where my brain has me inhale while I'm drinking something.

-Orders vigirn daquiri and makes that clear.
-Is an idiot and takes huge sip.
-Has an alcohol induced headache for the rest of the day.

Happened twice. :l

My mom makes cordials and stuff, and I remember my mom crushing raspberries for the juice, and I remember seeing the juice in the fridge, in a jar. I took a sip, and immediately was like "What the heck did she put in that juice?" And then realized it was a raspberry cordial. I hadn't swallowed the stuff yet so I spit it out in the sink. xD It was bitter and well, nasty for me, though I bet some people liked it.

Whenever I sleep on the top bunk, I wake up either hanging out halfway or in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
When I sleep on a normal bed,most of the time I end up wrapped up like a mummy and struggling to breath.

BUT, when I sleep on the floor, I find it strangly comfy and fall sleep in 10 mins once I finish reading.

I've almost been killed by a normal bed or a bunk at least 300 times in two years.

:\

fell down a flight of stairs once >.<

In 1rst grade, primary school, I was on a wooden bench swinging around on it. I fell and the bench fell on my hand. My middle finger broke >.<

>.<

i have lots of splinter stories...

Once when on a cub scout jamboree (retreat-esque thing) I sat around a campfire with all my friends as we ate smores. We eventually ran out and had to make more, and I volunteered to help. I took two crackers, stuck a marshmallow in the middle, and then stuck a bar of chocolate in the middle. Then I stared at it for a second and realized that I can't just hold it in the fire to melt it (or I'd severely burn my hand obviously), so in an incredible feat of intelligence I grabbed one of the sharp, metal prongs used for toasting marshmallows and proceeded to shove the prong through the smore. Because of the chocolate bar I put in there, it didn't want to go through anything more than the first cracker and marshmallow. So I laid the smore on one hand, and used the other to push the prong as hard as I could. After I finally got the prong through the smore, I had a sudden, apprehensive feeling that something wasn't quite right... A few moments later I realized that the hand I rested the smore on was stinging, and every time I moved the smore or prong, it stung even more. Apparently I shoved the metal prong into my hand, through my skin and muscle, but thankfully not through my bone. As deep as it was, it healed in about a month afterward :I. And let me tell you... It was a [insert derogatory term meaning female dog] to get out.

Quote from: Tekner on 2012 Aug 13, 17:59:41
Once when on a cub scout jamboree (retreat-esque thing) I sat around a campfire with all my friends as we ate smores. We eventually ran out and had to make more, and I volunteered to help. I took two crackers, stuck a marshmallow in the middle, and then stuck a bar of chocolate in the middle. Then I stared at it for a second and realized that I can't just hold it in the fire to melt it (or I'd severely burn my hand obviously), so in an incredible feat of intelligence I grabbed one of the sharp, metal prongs used for toasting marshmallows and proceeded to shove the prong through the smore. Because of the chocolate bar I put in there, it didn't want to go through anything more than the first cracker and marshmallow. So I laid the smore on one hand, and used the other to push the prong as hard as I could. After I finally got the prong through the smore, I had a sudden, apprehensive feeling that something wasn't quite right... A few moments later I realized that the hand I rested the smore on was stinging, and every time I moved the smore or prong, it stung even more. Apparently I shoved the metal prong into my hand, through my skin and muscle, but thankfully not through my bone. As deep as it was, it healed in about a month afterward :I. And let me tell you... It was a [insert derogatory term meaning female dog] to get out.

dang :I is there a scar?

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 13, 18:02:44
dang :I is there a scar?

Nope! :D

Oh! I remember someone telling me that when I was a baby, I apparently swallowed a metal ring on accident. Let me tell you, my parents never unwrapped a gift like that before!

I have had 3 pencils accidentally go through my hand :T

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 13, 20:06:42
I have had 3 pencils accidentally go through my hand :T

How deep? :s

most of the way through one of them went ALL the way through.

Oh my Celestia. :x

My friend did something stupid once in middle school. At his house, he decided to use a lighter and bug spray to make a flamethrower... in his kitchen. He and I each have a plastic cup from the camp we went to in 5th grade with pretty much every other 5th grader from school. Well, his cup caught on fire, so he picked it up, ran out to his backyard, and threw it on the ground. Melted plastic got on his middle finger, so he grabbed it and pulled it off. The flesh on his finger came with it. I wasn't there, but that's what he told me happened, and he showed me under his bandage at school. >.<

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 13, 22:42:29
My friend did something stupid once in middle school. At his house, he decided to use a lighter and bug spray to make a flamethrower... in his kitchen. He and I each have a plastic cup from the camp we went to in 5th grade with pretty much every other 5th grader from school. Well, his cup caught on fire, so he picked it up, ran out to his backyard, and threw it on the ground. Melted plastic got on his middle finger, so he grabbed it and pulled it off. The flesh on his finger came with it. I wasn't there, but that's what he told me happened, and he showed me under his bandage at school. >.<

what kind of bandage was it?

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Aug 13, 23:22:06

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 13, 22:42:29
My friend did something stupid once in middle school. At his house, he decided to use a lighter and bug spray to make a flamethrower... in his kitchen. He and I each have a plastic cup from the camp we went to in 5th grade with pretty much every other 5th grader from school. Well, his cup caught on fire, so he picked it up, ran out to his backyard, and threw it on the ground. Melted plastic got on his middle finger, so he grabbed it and pulled it off. The flesh on his finger came with it. I wasn't there, but that's what he told me happened, and he showed me under his bandage at school. >.<

what kind of bandage was it?

It was kind of big, considering the hole took up the area between his knuckle and the first finger joint.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 13, 22:42:29
My friend did something stupid once in middle school. At his house, he decided to use a lighter and bug spray to make a flamethrower... in his kitchen. He and I each have a plastic cup from the camp we went to in 5th grade with pretty much every other 5th grader from school. Well, his cup caught on fire, so he picked it up, ran out to his backyard, and threw it on the ground. Melted plastic got on his middle finger, so he grabbed it and pulled it off. The flesh on his finger came with it. I wasn't there, but that's what he told me happened, and he showed me under his bandage at school. >.<

Eww... Just, just, just... EWWW!!! >A<

swallowed all SORTS of things as a foal...

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 14, 16:26:23
swallowed all SORTS of things as a foal...

Yeah, I'm sure if they scanned my stomach, they would a find a penny or two  lol

Sliced my hand up with glass during art class. >.<

Got my had stuck behind the sliding door... >A<

when my hand gets slammed in a car door.

Got a glass splinter today. :D

spilled all sorts of dangerous chemicals in chemistry..

Seems I've forgotten how to guzzle/gulp down a drink, so when I went to finish off my drink, I ended up filling my mouth to full capacity without swallowing any of it, and I drizzled some off my chin and all over the darn place. :l Really... What's wrong with my brain, for me to have such problems with ingesting liquids?

These issues make me hate taking pills even more. Kinda hard to trust yourself to not do something stupid with a pill, when your brain can unpredictably derp in the middle of taking a drink.

i've accidentally chewed a pill before >.<

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 15, 17:33:58
i've accidentally chewed a pill before >.<

Try chewing a swallow-only Omega3 fatty acid fish oil pill. Those things are nasty! :I

no thank'ee, i've had enough time throwing up and/or rinsing my mouth out >.<

I accidentally ran over my foot with the lawnmower.
Don't worry, it was off!
...the mower that is, not my foot.

:I

glad you're ok...

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 15, 18:10:33
:I

glad you're ok...

Don't worry, it's one of those gas powered push mowers, not anything with actual weight.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 15, 16:56:31
Seems I've forgotten how to guzzle/gulp down a drink, so when I went to finish off my drink, I ended up filling my mouth to full capacity without swallowing any of it, and I drizzled some off my chin and all over the darn place. :l Really... What's wrong with my brain, for me to have such problems with ingesting liquids?

These issues make me hate taking pills even more. Kinda hard to trust yourself to not do something stupid with a pill, when your brain can unpredictably derp in the middle of taking a drink.

It may just be something normal that happens I can remember countless times where I've inhaled Dr Pepper or various other drinks by accident because I tried to talk or inhale while drinking it, it usually happens when something distracts me or I'm just not plain paying attention to what I'm doing or sometimes just randomly when I'm drinking soda. (Soda seems to do it more often to me then other drinks though I'm not sure why myself, I've actually spilled the soda all over my shirt once from similar things happening to me.)

I've hated taking pills whenever I had allergy problems or when my arm was broken and I had to take some pain killer the first week because my arm was out of place and the doctors couldn't get me in to surgery for a few days sleeping was not easy at all with a broken arm that was barely being held in place by a splint and it was even creepier when I had to move my shoulder, thankfully my fingers were still movable as Chrono Trigger was my favorite game to play during that time since it helped keep my mind off of my arm until surgery. The pain killer pills were pretty big and I've coughed up smaller allergy pills before so it always freaks me out trying to take any sort of pill.

I always tend to get hit in the face when I'm playing basketball  >:(

I was in a playground at daycare, on top of one of the playset things, while other kids played kickball. Someone kicked the ball, and it went flying all the way to the top of the playset I was on, and it hit me in the face. I thought I'd be safe there! DD:

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 15, 22:55:05
I was in a playground at daycare, on top of one of the playset things, while other kids played kickball. Someone kicked the ball, and it went flying all the way to the top of the playset I was on, and it hit me in the face. I thought I'd be safe there! DD:

Something similar happened to me, but it was a soccer ball and it had just been pumped full of air.
:l

i accidentally ripped my graduation gown during the ceremony x3

I just cut my arm in art class on glass and didn't notice until the class was over. :I

i scratched myself on the wire fence of my garden

I was playing with my parents and suddenly found myself on the couch with a bandage on my head...
Apparently I walked into the bench and a pot fell on my head and knocked me out.
And I was out for 2 hours :I

I was playing games at 3am. I was really tired and I decided to go to sleep.
I turned right quite quickly and hit my head on computer. The corner hit just few centimeters below my left eye.

smashed my finger trying to lift a heavy box of stuff once

I slipped and fell down some stairs once, luckily I was just got the breath knocked out of me

i drove a go-cart into a tree at 35 mph, its funny cause my bro jumped off before i hit it and he got hurt worse than me

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 16, 16:14:53
i accidentally ripped my graduation gown during the ceremony x3

how did you manage to last through the ceremony then?  lol

One time, my family and myself were bringing our dog to the park. The lake was frozen and my dog rushed out onto it, thinking it was a path or something. It cracked and broke, and my dog fell into the water. Luckily, my dog knew how to swim his way out. :I

When I was 4 years old, me and my cousin where playing close by the shed of my grandmother. We kicked a ball and a bee hive fell down the shed... We where stung like 20 times each. At that time, we didn't know if we where allergic... At least not.

A friend and I went wandering around some woods once. That night, his mom called my mom to tell her to check me for ticks because she found some crawling on him. There was one crawling on me. We had carried those ticks for hours, and luckily they hadn't burrowed their heads into us yet. :I

Quote from: Firefly on 2012 Aug 18, 02:59:47

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 16, 16:14:53
i accidentally ripped my graduation gown during the ceremony x3

how did you manage to last through the ceremony then?  lol

with much embarrassment xD

Just a while ago, I was cutting potatoes, and I accidentally cut a thin layer of the skin on my thumb. It hurt and stung pretty badly, but it didn't bleed, so I resumed cutting and ignored the pain until it went away. I think most of the pain came from the fact that the knife was kinda serrated, which means it also ripped my skin while cutting it. You know how kitchen knives tend to be slightly serrated on the side of the blade's edge, right?

i've done that before, luckily with a blade like that, not the ones I use at work
Hit any part of your hand with a butcher's knife, you're going to the hospital. The end.

Yesterday my brother accidentally stabbed himself in the thumb with scissors.  Wasn't bad at all, more of a prick, but my mom thinks he hit a tendon because he went on his way to the bathroom to get a bandage and right collapsed in the middle of the living room, for a good minute, random... :I

Stabbed myself with a grill cleaner while looking at it in a store  >.<

Quote from: Nala Valor on 2012 Aug 18, 15:20:55
When I was 4 years old, me and my cousin where playing close by the shed of my grandmother. We kicked a ball and a bee hive fell down the shed... We where stung like 20 times each. At that time, we didn't know if we where allergic... At least not.

That must've hurt bad O_O How did you get away?  :I

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 18, 15:23:41
A friend and I went wandering around some woods once. That night, his mom called my mom to tell her to check me for ticks because she found some crawling on him. There was one crawling on me. We had carried those ticks for hours, and luckily they hadn't burrowed their heads into us yet. :I

That's gross  DD: luckily you found them early  >A<

Quote from: Firefly on 2012 Aug 19, 21:45:07

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 18, 15:23:41
A friend and I went wandering around some woods once. That night, his mom called my mom to tell her to check me for ticks because she found some crawling on him. There was one crawling on me. We had carried those ticks for hours, and luckily they hadn't burrowed their heads into us yet. :I

That's gross  DD: luckily you found them early  >A<

I always hated ticks because of where I live when I played outside as a kid I'd constantly find at least one on me and mom or dad would have to pull it off because I was always worried about getting lime disease, from not pulling it off correctly.   :c

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 19, 21:51:33

Quote from: Firefly on 2012 Aug 19, 21:45:07

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 18, 15:23:41
A friend and I went wandering around some woods once. That night, his mom called my mom to tell her to check me for ticks because she found some crawling on him. There was one crawling on me. We had carried those ticks for hours, and luckily they hadn't burrowed their heads into us yet. :I

That's gross  DD: luckily you found them early  >A<

I always hated ticks because of where I live when I played outside as a kid I'd constantly find at least one on me and mom or dad would have to pull it off because I was always worried about getting lime disease, from not pulling it off correctly.   :c

In hind-sight I was kind of an idiot. After all, this was in middle school, when I watched Naruto, and one of the characters had kind of parasitic bugs that he used. I saw the ticks while we were in the forest, but I didn't know what they were. I thought they reminded me of that character's bugs. It didn't dawn on me that maybe it was because they were parasitic just like in the anime.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 19, 21:58:52

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 19, 21:51:33

Quote from: Firefly on 2012 Aug 19, 21:45:07

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 18, 15:23:41
A friend and I went wandering around some woods once. That night, his mom called my mom to tell her to check me for ticks because she found some crawling on him. There was one crawling on me. We had carried those ticks for hours, and luckily they hadn't burrowed their heads into us yet. :I

That's gross  DD: luckily you found them early  >A<

I always hated ticks because of where I live when I played outside as a kid I'd constantly find at least one on me and mom or dad would have to pull it off because I was always worried about getting lime disease, from not pulling it off correctly.   :c

In hind-sight I was kind of an idiot. After all, this was in middle school, when I watched Naruto, and one of the characters had kind of parasitic bugs that he used. I saw the ticks while we were in the forest, but I didn't know what they were. I thought they reminded me of that character's bugs. It didn't dawn on me that maybe it was because they were parasitic just like in the anime.

nature's reference picture  :]  lol

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 19, 21:58:52
In hind-sight I was kind of an idiot. After all, this was in middle school, when I watched Naruto, and one of the characters had kind of parasitic bugs that he used. I saw the ticks while we were in the forest, but I didn't know what they were. I thought they reminded me of that character's bugs. It didn't dawn on me that maybe it was because they were parasitic just like in the anime.

The only reason I knew about ticks when I was young was because my parents started warning me each time I went outside after moving to the country when my mom found some on me, because me my sister and friend would constantly goof off climbing trees or making clubhouses under a huge tree that had branches touching the ground, it's amazing how careless we were as a kids, we usually goofed off constantly on the property and even walked down the creek for a long time in snow and ice we never really checked for snakes either in the summer when we walked around outside which was dangerous not to do and could have lead to an accident.   :c

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 19, 22:24:58

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 19, 21:58:52
In hind-sight I was kind of an idiot. After all, this was in middle school, when I watched Naruto, and one of the characters had kind of parasitic bugs that he used. I saw the ticks while we were in the forest, but I didn't know what they were. I thought they reminded me of that character's bugs. It didn't dawn on me that maybe it was because they were parasitic just like in the anime.

The only reason I knew about ticks when I was young was because my parents started warning me each time I went outside after moving to the country when my mom found some on me, because me my sister and friend would constantly goof off climbing trees or making clubhouses under a huge tree that had branches touching the ground, it's amazing how careless we were as a kids, we usually goofed off constantly on the property and even walked down the creek for a long time in snow and ice we never really checked for snakes either in the summer when we walked around outside which was dangerous not to do and could have lead to an accident.   :c

Yeah, my friend went to go use the bathroom at a creek. I walked away, but he suddenly ran past, saying there was a snake in the creek. Later on, he looked it up, and it turned out to have been a Cottonmouth, a venomous snake.

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 19, 22:29:08
Yeah, my friend went to go use the bathroom at a creek. I walked away, but he suddenly ran past, saying there was a snake in the creek. Later on, he looked it up, and it turned out to have been a Cottonmouth, a venomous snake.

o_o

Me and my mom actually almost got bitten by a water moccassin at the river vacation we went on, and out there down south it takes an hour or so for life flight to get there, we found that out one vacation when someone broke their legs or something maybe from jumping off a cliff into the river not realizing a lot of it was shallow anyways the water moccassin went under a dirt hill that didn't touch the bottom of the river and I had to walk past it praying that it did not bite me, it was one of those moments where your heart rate is ridiculously high, I was also getting dizzy because I knew life flight takes a long time to get out there even worse when theres hardly any place to land due to trees anyways I walked past it then jumped out of the river as fast as possible something I hope to never experience again and thankfully did not get bitten.

I almost got bit by a rattler when I was on a hike with my brother. We didn't know what it was at first, and I almost stepped on it. I jumoed back, screameing, and my brother laughed. Then when we were walking back we saw it again,and my brother said stay away from it, it's venomous.

One day after school, my friends told me about how they were walking away from the wooded area with a creek behind the campus with their environmental systems class. One of them tripped and fell, and while the other was helping him up, the second friend saw a snake, so he dropped the first guy and jumped back, shouting "Snake!"

Not a good time to fall, and not a good time to drop your friend. lol No one got hurt, though. They were already laughing about it afterward.

I'm unsure if this counts as an accident story, but one day I was helping my dad mow, and ended up running over an animal after I ran over it I started freaking out because at the time we had kittens running around the yard that one of our cats had and I was hoping I didn't hit one of them by mistake, but it was just a snake we don't know if it was venomous or not but we were glad it wasn't one of our cats, I probably would never touch a mower again if I hit a cat or dog by accident.  :c

this wasn't really my accident but my mom ran over a bird on a road trip and we all burst into laughter! We are so mean XD! It was like in the cartoons where you hear this bump and feathers fly! I guess the bird didn't hear our deer whistles.

was on my bicycle going down the driveway in front of my house... well... the bushes weren't soft, however much they look like clouds xD

i was cleaning the basement and a sewing machine fell on me it was heavy and the needle cut my wrist but gladly not so much but it hurttt that thing was heavy

didn't notice that my little cousins left tiny, hard and pointy toys all over the floor >.<

Ah. My parents' friend Tommy was playing around with his teen son Kris, and they were running around the house. The hallway that you enter from the front door is tile, and they used to have a rug in there. Well, Kris ran after his dad into that hall and decided to stop on the rug, but the rug wanted to keep going. ovO So he slid all the way to the door.

That was actually hilarious. But the time that Kris ran around chasing his parents' friend Shauna was.. not hilarious. He actually kinda tripped, and he's kind of an abnormally large guy (not fat-wise, I mean tall and just generally a big person). He landed on her and cracked her rib. :I Uh oh...

ouch >.<

Eeyup, and that's why running around the house can be dangerous, kids. You can fall and land on something or hit your head or something else on something. Stuff like that.

and then when they just pick up random THINGS off the ground or OUT of the ground and put them in their mouths... >.<

I was carrying my cat Callie to the kitchen, so she wouldn't bother my mom who was getting ready to leave for a doctor's appointment. I put my hand under Callie to try to support her, but as soon as my hand touched her hind legs, she panicked for some reason. I must've scared her, I guess. She kicked off my hand and flew straight up into the air. And then she panicked again in mid-air!

She kicked me in the arm and chest and slapped my chin, leaving scratches in all three places, then landed on the floor and hurried away. Needless to say, I bled.

hurt my right arm carrying my (very little) cousin around too long

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 22, 16:00:45
I was carrying my cat Callie to the kitchen, so she wouldn't bother my mom who was getting ready to leave for a doctor's appointment. I put my hand under Callie to try to support her, but as soon as my hand touched her hind legs, she panicked for some reason. I must've scared her, I guess. She kicked off my hand and flew straight up into the air. And then she panicked again in mid-air!

She kicked me in the arm and chest and slapped my chin, leaving scratches in all three places, then landed on the floor and hurried away. Needless to say, I bled.

Reason why I'm glad my cat had his claws removed, compared to his bites, the best he could do was swat us with his paws which were like pillows  lol

....miss my cat  >A<

forgot it was hot sauce and not ketchup i was using...

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 22, 16:18:36

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 22, 16:00:45
I was carrying my cat Callie to the kitchen, so she wouldn't bother my mom who was getting ready to leave for a doctor's appointment. I put my hand under Callie to try to support her, but as soon as my hand touched her hind legs, she panicked for some reason. I must've scared her, I guess. She kicked off my hand and flew straight up into the air. And then she panicked again in mid-air!

She kicked me in the arm and chest and slapped my chin, leaving scratches in all three places, then landed on the floor and hurried away. Needless to say, I bled.

Reason why I'm glad my cat had his claws removed, compared to his bites, the best he could do was swat us with his paws which were like pillows  lol

....miss my cat  >A<

My mom doesn't believe in declawing cats. It's one of their main methods of defense.
Though, she also doesn't wanna get our cats microchipped. I wanna get 'em microchipped. Especially Abby, since she keeps charging out the door. :c

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 22, 16:18:36

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 22, 16:00:45
I was carrying my cat Callie to the kitchen, so she wouldn't bother my mom who was getting ready to leave for a doctor's appointment. I put my hand under Callie to try to support her, but as soon as my hand touched her hind legs, she panicked for some reason. I must've scared her, I guess. She kicked off my hand and flew straight up into the air. And then she panicked again in mid-air!

She kicked me in the arm and chest and slapped my chin, leaving scratches in all three places, then landed on the floor and hurried away. Needless to say, I bled.

Reason why I'm glad my cat had his claws removed, compared to his bites, the best he could do was swat us with his paws which were like pillows  lol

....miss my cat  >A<

Someone once suggested that for our cats but from what I've heard and seen it actually hurts them a lot when you have their claws removed, and they can't climb or defend themselves.

My friends dad let a cat that was declawed live outside and the cat ended up vanishing which made my friend mad.

Quote from: Trege on 2012 Aug 22, 17:07:36

Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 Aug 22, 16:18:36

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Aug 22, 16:00:45
I was carrying my cat Callie to the kitchen, so she wouldn't bother my mom who was getting ready to leave for a doctor's appointment. I put my hand under Callie to try to support her, but as soon as my hand touched her hind legs, she panicked for some reason. I must've scared her, I guess. She kicked off my hand and flew straight up into the air. And then she panicked again in mid-air!

She kicked me in the arm and chest and slapped my chin, leaving scratches in all three places, then landed on the floor and hurried away. Needless to say, I bled.

Reason why I'm glad my cat had his claws removed, compared to his bites, the best he could do was swat us with his paws which were like pillows  lol

....miss my cat  >A<

Someone once suggested that for our cats but from what I've heard and seen it actually hurts them a lot when you have their claws removed, and they can't climb or defend themselves.

My friends dad let a cat that was declawed live outside and the cat ended up vanishing which made my friend mad.

My cat didn't seem to care much, he still trotted around our neighborhood like he was king

saw my friend playing a "balanced game"... and godmod EVERYTHING

Long story short i literally broke every single bone in my left foot and dislocated it. :c

Quote from: Vinyl light on 2012 Aug 25, 19:25:08
Long story short i literally broke every single bone in my left foot and dislocated it. :c

o_o

Quote from: Vinyl light on 2012 Aug 25, 19:25:08
Long story short i literally broke every single bone in my left foot and dislocated it. :c

i..... are you all right?

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 22, 18:48:04
saw my friend playing a "balanced game"... and godmod EVERYTHING

I know someone on a website that does that when they RP... its not this one its a blog website... but they do it all the time.

My mom asked me to peel an apple for her. I have absolutely no experience in peeling apples. I keep coming close to cutting the tip of my finger. Let's see where this takes me.

i think I ruined a good pair of filpflops when i tripped into the mud...

Quote from: The Wandering Magus on 2012 Aug 26, 17:50:24

Quote from: Vinyl light on 2012 Aug 25, 19:25:08
Long story short i literally broke every single bone in my left foot and dislocated it. :c

i..... are you all right?

It was over 6 years ago so my foot has been pretty much restored.

Tho i got some really nasty scars.

i will never complain about accidents again...