I was kind of suprised not to see something like this, but fear not, I have made one!
Here, I'll start:
"Sometimes I don't know what's thicker, your skull or your accent!"~West Side Story
My absolute favorite movie quote would be John McClane's catchphrase in the Die Hard films, hence why I can't post it X3
I'm too tired to think of more atm....
"HUGGBEES"-Freakazoid
Leonidas: Adjust you sword boy, it's digging into my back.
Sonio: But I'm not wearing my sword.
Leonidas: [Pause.] Carry on then
This is the only quote I can find from Meet the Spartans that doesn't have anything to do with.... a word I'll get banned for saying.
Scary Movie 2
Old man: Give me your hand! *shows his weird hand*
Man hanging on out of the window: Give me your other hand!
Old man: But I just went to the bathroom!
*akward pause*