Corrupt a wish

[Ramisha]

I wish for a superhero spy racoon

[MrSpyro]

The money came from the government. You are now a criminal.
I wish to be a breezie (from g4)

[Stalephreak]

Granted, but you live in Chicago, and it's something more than breezy everyday.  You're stuck indoors.

I wish for a date with Rarity.

[MrSpyro]

She doesn't like you.
I wish to be my OC, North Wind.

[Ramisha]

granted but you can only be him when you're sleeping
I wish for a lifetime supply of honey

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, but you have no container to put it in, so your house is covered in honey.

I wish I had the power to see my own future.

[Stalephreak]

Granted, but you're unable to change it once you've seen it.

I wish for more minions.

[Cutiebone]

Granted, but your minions are disloyal and run away within a week of receiving them!

I wish for World Peace!

[Stalephreak]

Well, that's the reason I need more minions in the first place!!!

Granted, regrettably, the world that received peace was Mars.

I wish for a useless box.

[Ramisha]

Granted but you also get a hungry cat in it. You must now feed the cat every 15 minutes.
I wish for a magic pen that changes ink color as you write!

[MrSpyro]

It only works when you write a cuss word with it while the  teacher is looking.
I wish for  http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Complete_Arsenal

[dynamite]

Granted but you only have the power in the minesweeper game.

I wish for a basket of fruit

[GoldenTerrabyte]

Granted, but it's all your least favorite kinds!

I wish I could jump really high!

[StrawSylveonSweet]

Granted, but Derpy is busy right now, the derp bots aren't here, and the mufffin has been bit on.

[DawnsEmbrace]

Granted, bu-wait.  You didn't wish anything.  Do that next time.

I wish people would stop being trolls.

[MrSpyro]

Now animals are being trolls.

I wish my laptop wouldn't get screwballed up whenever I use it.

[Ramisha]

Granted, but it's now unscrewcubed. Whatever that means.
I wish Rainbow dash had a more creative manestyle.

[MrSpyro]

Now she has the G3.5 Rainbow Dash mane.
I wish everypony would stop using this thread to complain.

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, but now everypony posts about how excited they are about random things!
(i.e. "Booyah! Just got my paycheck!" or "Going grocery shopping with the fam" or "Pink fluffy unicorns!  "

I wish that I could attend BronyCon with my non-pony friends and convert them all into bronies!

[DawnsEmbrace]

Granted, but now they're far more fanatical about it than your are, and you realize with sadness that you will never be as devoted.

I wish Mexican food wasn't so bad for me.