how tis game work~
pony 1: why the sky is blue?
pony 2: because its not green.can i go to equestria?
pony 3:yes when you are dreaming...
and so on~ :3
lets start tis game~
why rainbow dash can do a sonic rainboom?
Because skittles needed more advertisement.
Why am I a mod? :3
Because ponies.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Exactly one wood million.
How do I door? o.O
I door know X3
What is this I don't even?
It's....pineapples....*evil laugh*
Why am I so adorable?
Wait, that's not a stupid question! O:
Because you had adorable lessons from Fluttershy. ovO Or it could be natural. Maybe...
Why am I drinking coffee this morning?
Quote from: Ateren on 2014 Oct 22, 12:28:36
Because you had adorable lessons from Fluttershy. ovO Or it could be natural. Maybe...
Why am I drinking coffee this morning?
Just cause~
:P
Aren't cats adorable?)
yes they are :3
can we eat the sky?
Yes, it tastes like cotton ca- no wait it tastes like water...
Why oh why do I like peanuts!? DD:
Because they are totally not peas~
lol
How can you defeat a Tetracorn?
:P
With this:
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091220124610/gurennlagann/images/f/f3/Gurrenlagann.gif)
How do I shot web?
With a rifle)
:P
How do you escape from the Xenomorph?
Popcorn and a pair of 3D glasses
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Ummm...in Peter Pen's belly~
lol
Heroes of Might and Magic, is it amazing?)
Yes, with barbecue sauce.
I have a roll of scotch tape. I can wrap all of it around a 1995 Buick Riviera widthwise about three times. Taking into account the cruciform frame, how many days will it take me to learn a spin-kick?
are armored cores awesome?
No because refrance
Who's a silly pony
definatly not me :ajshifty:
What even are birds?
Birds are Birbs who go to the bird school for birds who learn to bird and not to birb.
how much watermelon is too much watermelon?
When it's too much to eat aggressively.
Where did all these mods come from? ovO
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a0016089836b72c859955f2078f07d71/tumblr_ndu0jbqEXC1rsrgz2o1_400.gif) still not enough watermellon
first thing you would do if you were your pone oc?
All the Mods Come from the magical land of Corgi
Chase down a Crab Apple
Who likes my new corgi
Evweywone! :3
What is 1 divided by 0?
Fatal error, Universe is destroyed~
Are scorpions awesome?)
:D
Yes, when fried to a crisp with a flamethrower.
Am I, or am I not?
Both actually!)
:D
Alien or Preadator?~
:]
Ripley :3
How much grass can a lawnmower mow on a full tank?
All of it!)
:]
Earth Ponies, Pegasi or Unicorns?)
:D
Mules.
Are corgis best dogs?
wat is corgis~? a type of dogs~? i think its a type of mods~ ovO (ijk)
why derpy named derpy~? :P
Because cupcakes are just small lies.
Why am I so pretty?
Because those who'd say you aren't get their computers glared at to death.
Did I accidentally? I think I accidentally...
No, you purposely.
Cats or dogs?
Parrots
Was the 90s not the best generation ever? :3
I'm a 00's kid.
What is beauty?
Root beer
Who is the king of the hill?
You.
Love or hate? Which is the ultimate power?
Metal! Rock on! >:O
Can I learn to balance on my pinkie?
If you bake cupcakes for her.
Does this count as a question?
Maybe.
WHO WANTS TOAST?!
The guy who's married to Chrysalis probably does.
What smells like air in here?
The air. :ajshifty:
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
nope
can the sky explode
Let's leave that unanswered.
How do you break physics?
first, you need pinkie pie~ :ajshifty:
why derpy loves muffin~?
It all started in 2009. Manhattan, New York. The virus was unleashed.
Do people have hidden psychic powers, waiting to be surfaced?
I am psychic. For example, I know somepony here works at ze mufffin factory.
Hugs?
No thanks, I've just eaten.
What is f(x)?
I'm about to go learn it in school XD
Does Chromastone64 like Chrysalis?
actually he likes you~ shh dun tell anyone~ :ajshifty: (ijk)
would u rather be attacked by 50 duck sized horses or one are sized up~ :3c
50 50ft watermelons
What would happen if we could climb into our computers?
I'd find MrSpyro and tell him to STOP!!!
"I'd tell him to keep going."
What if you had a giant crystal weapon?
OM NOM NOM! :3 (http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110823134231/mlp/images/c/c3/Spike_full_of_gems_S1E24.png)
What would happen if Pinkie broke the 4th wall and entered our reality?
I would say hello pinkie pie, and welcome to my world. :D
if you could find a way to play with physics, would you?
if i could I would play around with gravity so i could fly around
*lurk at myself* great~ im now pinkie pie~ ovO
if you give pinkie a coffee~?
If you give a beagle a brownie
How awesome is Darth Vader riding a unicycle while playing the bagpipes?
About as awesome as General Grievous doing a light-saber twirling show in Vegas, on New Year's Eve o_O
It's lonely where I am, should I come back down?
Only if your sure you can handle the truth.
I haven't had pop rocks in years do they still make them?
Omg yes pop totally rocks¨!!111!!!! <3 <3
How many corgis are on loe?
Not enough. ovO
Jolly good day is it? (:
Indubitably good sir!
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
Coin-operated self-destruct. Not one of my better ideas.
Why do we even HAVE that lever?
Because the crocodile loves eating llama.
WHAT. IS. SPARTA?!
Not sure?Sounds Italian though........
Is there even such a thing as purple people?
No. Human Twilight is magenta ^-^
Ryu from Street Fighter?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vKLMHNttODc/TIagrD4Ia_I/AAAAAAAAAaA/8BttU7RZywk/s1600/Screen+shot+2010-09-07+at+4.29.01+PM.png)
THIEF OR BARD
I'd rather be Bard than Thief; Bard got to give Dwarf back the Dwarvenstone after all, while Thief is the one that stole the Dwarvenstone from Dwarf in the first place.
Can you Win Ben Stein's Money?
Yes I can, but you can't, srry
when is dinner?
When you want to eat something~
Who am I :ajshifty:
you are the babe
what babe?
the babe with the power
what power?
the power of voodoo
who do?
you do
why did the mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
Because she worked at ze muffin factory?
Leeroy...?
jethro gibbs
If a car moves at 60 km/h how soon will it get to neverneverland?
When the gasoline run out~
Can i sleep without sleeping :0
Coffee.
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? :ajshifty:
This~
Y we hav cristmas :0
because it was a pagan celebration that cele... oh wait silly answers right. because god.
does a hologram weight a holo gram?
No, he has holo-vision, and fights in a holossium.
Whotectusfrom?
Cheese.
Why mayonnaise isn't an instrument?
Because horse radish is all the instrument you'll ever need! ovO
What am I gonna do with all this motor oil?
Possibly drink it.
Where's Donut Steel?
Dont steal my quote :ajshifty:
Why im blue~ :0
Because cows make delicious.
Jalapenos?
Hot stuff!
Why are chocolates good gifts??
Because it's CHOCOLATE!
Why is chocolate so addicting?
Because it makes good gifts! - inception
Why are violets blue, not violet?
Because purple is indigo.
Is green lime?
All limes are green, some greens are lime
Why do brazilians laugh huehueheueheueh
Because laughing incorrectly in some countries can get you up to 20 years imprisonment, under anti-Pinkie Pie laws O:
What is your new years resolution?
about 1080p, of course :nod:
What was the last thing you threw off a balcony? ;)
Why is this taking so long...
Ah, here we go
I haven't thrown anything off a balcony, one second....
*Goes on laptop*
Now I have...
My tablet (Load Google faster next time!)
The first of many likely impromptu balcony related incidents
Do you know how to fix a tablet?
Have you tried turning it on and off?
How do you like this new year 2015?
Bah, hum-oh wait, that's a little late...
Genuine fake zebra head?
Nope, its a fake fake Zebra head, yep, its a changeling! You can change back now, I saw you transmute!
How do you find out if something is a changeling?
Challenge it to a staring contest.
How could you tell if it's a changeling, though?
use mirror~ :ajshifty:
wat is above the Da Vinci code~?
da vinci's account
why im soo awesome? :3
because rainbows are made of awesome :D
Will my wishes be granted?
Your wishes are always granted. You're just not in the right dimension to notice it.
How do i confuse my pony ?
If you have to ask how to confuse yourself, you're already confused!
What is Derpy doing now?
i juz dunno wat went wrong~
can u can a can as a canner can can a can~?
(http://s6.postimg.org/z8t9bl5r5/image.png)
If the mass of a pony is 15 kg, how much newtons does it take for it to achieve 1 banana/second squared?
Why do bananas have legs?
What is a space marine?
What is a pony?
you ask too much questions >.<
why Rainbow Dash look like skittles?
bcos you can find the answer on first page~
why i feels soo cold~ :0
Because you wet and when water evaporates, its molecules take away your heat. They need your heat to escape from your body's surface. Get it?
What do ice do before melting?
It dances a merry jig.
Have you seen Deoxys out there in space?
No, I died in a vacuum.
What kind of radiation coming from a quasar most of all?
Quasar's like to be famous, that's why they doesn't split any radiance, and when they show up in the big space scenario, they bright more than the sun, that's why they call themselves "electromagnetic" but you know.. that's not excuse about why legends of equestria is down even if they an't update it and of course, an apple pie contains sometimes apples.
The question is... If nothing can be quicker than light, if you travel in a train at speedlight and you use a laser point, What could happend?
(sowy if there are some mistakes, not native english, you know :D)
Universe will go Error 404 Speed Not Found. Also beware of sanic appearing.
Why do people exist?
because matter won the war against the antimatter, and then, matter created us just to answer this question.. now the world will be destroyed by antimatter cupcakes.
Look at your right object for a few seconds and then look the sky. according with that information, How many stars are in the sky tonight without using the 47 potency?
Obvioudly it's yellow
If you look at 16 billions light years ahead, what will you see?
your post~ :ajshifty:
how many stars in the sky~?
I lost count 'cos one of them has fallen
Why Applejack can't tell lie?
Y u no ask bout Maple jack?
Why won't you join the royal guard for pony kind? (no not the royal guard for Luna and Celestia)
Y no Applejack drool over pancaek?!
Because too many questions.
Why does meat not melt?
because Rainbow sandwiches are digestive. ovO
Why do the verb hates the adjetive?
'cos the verb is an elf and adjective is a dwarf
why the elves are so beautiful styling?
um 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0:) <3
Theres no question... Default to 42!
My answer is 42.
But wet dog smell to the meaning of life, what is the meaning of sandwiches? :/
Wolfgang is. "cue rock music"
WHO ATE DE COOKIES?!?!
YES!
Now where did I leave my bucket of cement?
You left it on the second track of the 42nd factory of magical blue rainbow eating giants that arent connected with space and time whatsoever, however protect the nature with their gigantic claws.
Why does cheese smell cheese?
Because cows make delicious.
Have I posted that already?
I do not know. But why does Derpy place with spaghetti?
Because the server is down.
¿why we use "why" to question?
Because muffins cant talk.
But why can muffins not talk?
Because FUS RO DOUGH >:O
Fish?
FIASH!!!!!!
Shoo be do?
Quack quack meep kaboom!
While were on the subject, why do sheep say baaaaaa?
because he's tring to finish the word "baaaaaanana"
why nicolas cage don't make good movies?
Because he does amazing as a tree.
Why cant I think of a silly question to ask?
it didn't give you some flovers on your birthday!
What does your mouse feel when you turn the wheel?
feels the banana flying power.
Why the celestia guards wear armors if every single enemy of equestria uses magic and not weapons?
Quote from: Crescent Sun on 2015 Feb 04, 18:50:37
feels the banana flying power.
Why the celestia guards wear armors if every single enemy of equestria uses magic and not weapons?
(http://blit.com.mx/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Its_free-300x130.jpg)
why doesn't charizard's flame ever turn off?
The same reason he never goes to the toilet ovO
Why does an elephant wear yellow shoes?
So you can't see him when he's stealin yo bananas
Why do we bake cookies but cook bacon?
:I "implosion"
Who made a pie?
Who wasn't? (answering with a question counts as answer?)
Why do scooby doo hates voodoo and fear cthulhu?
he hates voodoo
who do?
you do!
Do what? >:/
how many licks to the center of the lollypop?
INFINITY
Y U NO WORK?
Because it is not yet time for the narwhal to bacon.
Where did the soda go?
It went in the TARDIS lol
What is YTP?
it's the sound you make when you see donuts
How do you catch a ninja?
Nanomachines, son!
How do you bake a delicious apple pie?
With gusto!
How do I keep wires from getting all tangled up?
Don't let them out of your sight, even in your sleep.
Who's on first?
Queen Chrysalis.
What is a tur-duck-en?
a newly discovered edible alien O:
How many fingers am I holding up?
Quote from: Ramisha on 2015 Feb 23, 05:24:49
a newly discovered edible alien O:
How many fingers am I holding up?
Trick Question. 0 you have hooves.
Why am I so floofy?
you ate too much ice cream :3
Why is my OC called Pixel?
I QUOTE from the sour cider "Pixel watched everything happen infront of him with a smile.
i've been given my name because i am known in my family to game alot so like tv pixels"
What is minecraft?
a game that is played by me right now
what is google?
google is love google is life
what are dreams made of?
Dreams are made of food. (At least mine are.)
Why do small spaces not work for me?
because you are floofy :3
who is Fluttershy??
A nervous butterfly.
Moja?
Why of course. He's simply the most adorable dueling partner.
Who is Mario?
My grew uncle twice removed from an alternate universe.
(45^5)+(42/6)^7=
ECCH.
Me-me?
Me-me GEAR!?
Why can't I fly?
Because your heart contains the near infinite mass of a black hole. :P
Why did the Celestia cross the street?
Because there was an army of Pinkies behind her.
Why is there a sun?
Because Lauren Faust says so.
Did you accept Lauren Faust as your lord and savior?
Yea, her Nanomachined equine inspired me.
Did you remember to take the trash out today?
No, trash goes out Fridays.
What role will the number 42 serve in LoE's official release?
The hour that Celestia enters deep thought.
Who stole mah poneh?
Deviant art, it was sold in the adoptables market.
Why don't people have creative ideas for their OC's?
Because all the creative ideas have been stolen by Celestia.
Why can't I complete the Great Bay Temple quickly?
Because the princess is in another castle.
How did I, the fairly unknown Dark Spectre, manage to start a pony tower in PonyDale?
By using the magic of instant messaging
Why can't I think of a question?
Because Discord made questions answers and answers questions.
Where did the soda go?
In the sodastream.
Is it Reyn time?
Nope, but it is your time!
Why is Kingsman so good?
Because he is King.
Why am I even a princess? (You`re supposed to know why, this is why it`s a stupid question.)
Becuase of your sparkly horseshoes ovO
Can I fly like a pegasus?
Yes, with a plane.
Why am I hungry?
Because you are Heropon!
Who needs a map?
When you are lost.
Why is a Amythest a Amythest?
Becuase its an Amethyst
Why is there so much dust all the time? >:O
bcos i didn't clean it~
why everyone is asking weird question?
Because boredom.... dun dun duunnn.
Why are you here?
Because my sandwich is here.
How you don't know that? :3c
bcos i ate the sammich~
did it work~?
no, because banana bomb :P
where's your watermelon? :P
My watermelon falls into my toilet.
What is your favory fruit?
Nanomachines, son!
Why don't you have nanomachines?
because I always step on them >A<
... Who am I? :3
you are a mirror made by glass~ :ajshifty:
is this post over 9000?
>:O NO! This post is OVER ONE THOUSAND! (nope)
What is your favorite number?
Quote from: Julien999 on 2015 May 22, 13:24:59
>:O NO! This post is OVER ONE THOUSAND! (nope)
What is your favorite number?
Pinapple.
What's your favorite flavor of the alphabet? :P
Divided by zero.
Why is cosplay so expensive?
bcos u dun hav money~ :ajshifty:
why you are a pone~
Because you are.
Why is it different?
Because there is the Pauli exclusion principle (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauli_exclusion_principle), and the perfect copy cannot exist.
Why did I write it now?
Because you have no avatar.
Who is the button on my desk?
Not me... :ajshifty:
Why is the cider gone?
(In the sense it disappeared) Because you drank it without knowing. (In the sense that it go somewhere) Because he's alive.
Hey, how to make tea?
Go to China, buy a tea bush there, take big flower pot - and next spring you'll get fresh green tea. Simple.
Why do I never use pony-smiles?
Because of quantum indeterminacy.
Why are the aliens shy?
Because they think they can't run around naked.
What am I?
What ever you want to be. Imagination gives us infinite possibilities.
Why do flowers blossom in spring?
Because they can't put on sweater during winter.
Why are snowflake all different?
So they could distinguish one another.
Why are we even posting here?
Because free time is an anguish and lazyness brings to sillyness.
Why is Rarity white?
Because they couldnt find the plaid.
IF the moon is made of cheese, then why are all the mice here?
Because they don't know how to build a spaceship that could fit them.
Why is my sister blonde and not me?
Because they ran out of yellow. ovO
Why is it so hard to get up in the morning?
Because at morning your cat lays and presses on you with force of two-ten kgf. You feel that weight and have the difficulty of getting up.
Why I mentioned a cat? I don't at all have any cat...
Because cats are slowly taking over everyting!! Its a conspiracy I say. RUN!!!! :/
Why do they call hamburgers hamburgers if they come from a cow?
Why they made from cows? Hamburgers, citizens of Hamburg, Germany, I guess, made from humans, like all normal people. (Actually, I counldn't understand what you meant)
What should I do at first so that to make my own language?
(There's no answers. I should fix it)
For making an own langage, firstly, you need a note book and a pencil so that to write new words down!
Why has no one answered it?
I was gonna do it but things happened. UUhhh yeah things....
Why do fish get wet?
So that to feel less water friction.
Why the Americans speak English... instead of American?
Because...Reasons.
Why is Derpy- er, Muffins, best pony?
Because the others got stuck in traffic during the contest.
Why wont anybody make me a cake?
Because theres's no "anybody" here. Olny "anypony". They're everywhere...
Why can you move yourselves on the space dimensions in all the directions and can do on the time dimension only forward?
Because 'Time' has no time for anything else.
Why coffee and not bean water?
Because actually it be called cherry water.
Do fish get thirsty?
Of course! Fishes from the sea always drink salt water. Try to drink at least a glass of it, you'll feel their torment.
Why the Moon isn't gonna fall to the Earth? The Moon is very heavy, unlikely everyone can raise it up. And Earth's gravity is significant. This rock is so heavy and doesn't fall. Why?
Silly the moon isn't made of rock its made of cheese that is why it stays up their. X3
On that note. If the moon is made of cheese why do all the mice live on earth?
Because even if starships are meant to fly, mice aren't.
Why are starships meant to fly?
Because they would sink in the ocean.
Why do cats hate water?
Because in my native language your question sounds in rhyme - "pochemmu kotti boyatsa voddi"
Why do They exist? That should not be.
It exists because it is. If it shouldn't be then it wouldn't. ;) Cognito Ero Sum
Why is Schrodengers cat only alive or dead when I open the box? Can't it be doing something else like bathing or something
Because it's indecent to open a box when someone takes a bath in it.
Why if to mix coal, saltpeter and sulfur and then to set fire to the mixture, you see bigbadaboom?
Because science
Why do teachers need to be so boring?
Because teachers get paid by each child they bore. ovO
Why are ducks called ducks when they aren't doing any actual ducking?
Because otherwise they would be sitting ducks if a predator discovered they couldn't duck, so the name keeps them safe ovO
Is it safe to eat a chocolate bomb?
Not if it explodes or else you would be deaded
Why don't Fluffle Puffs speak like normal ponies?
because their insides are fluffy as well making normal speech impossible.
Why are turtles so slow when they have such big feet
Because their big feet weigh them down.
Why are puppies so cute?
Because if they weren't they would be uglypuppies :3
Why do certain video games lag so much?
Because they can't handle the player's awesomeness! :3
If airplanes weigh so much, why are they able to fly?
Because the wings generate enough lift to carry its weight plus the passengers and cargo. In other words they laugh at gravity.
What's a question?
Lol
A question is an awnser just waiting to be found or rainbows
What is Love!
Love is a fluffle puff. Fluffle puff love. All day fluffle puffs!! :3
Why is the sky blue and not rainbow colored? :3
Crayola's are expensive.
How wet is wet?
Wet is as wet as dry is dry.
Why do?
Why not. ovO
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Make soup out of pumpkins and socks
Why do do if don't don't?
Because because :D
Why are we being redundantly redundant?
Because I said you can be! :D
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? :3
Because wood and derp
Why do chickens taste bad raw?
Because they never bathe.
What does a shaved fluffle look like? *breaks out razor* ovO
Very cold sad and fluffless *Hides behind GlassMirror*
Why do other ppl and ponies want fluffle fluff coats?
Because their warm and soft, plus they stay crunchy even in milk.
Why can't we raise fluffles for their furr and sell it to make money?
Then changling will raid your farm and save the fluffles
Why does Spacey want a fluffle puff fluff coat?
because anything that looks like a puffy marshmallow with legs I want to shave. ;) jking
why does Super sayian pony against my shaving of the fluffle?
Because I has an owner. (TwinkieMinkie)
Why does Rarity have fluffle puff fluff coats?
Because of the shaving of der fluffle. O:
Where do fluffle puffs come from?
A fluffy stork :ajshifty:
Why do cows make cheese
They don't, they make milk when then is made into cheese by humans.
Does 1+2+3=0?
That is math :)
Whats 9+10?
21?
What are clouds made of?
Post Merge
((Sorry meme senses were tingly.))
clouds are made of stuff ovO
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSANDS! >:O
Spoiler: It's pinic time, partner show (https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12208867_528464213988946_1315745790515130696_n.jpg?oh=4f09c9b36561abc05c27a52053540cb6&oe=56F97750)
Did ya want a sandvich?
nuh, gimme tea
how was Equestria made?
earth and a pony made a baby and that baby was Equestria
How does magic work?
Well you have to have to ponies then you get a bunch of cards...Oh the other magic. It just does O:
Can fluffles live on the moon?
Yes and no. Yes because fluffle logic and no because they belong on rainbows.
What is the meaning of lemons?
Derp :P
Why are penguins adorable? (There not more adorable than fluffles though ;) )
Because they have the cutest tuxedoes on all the time. :3
Why be you when you can be new?
Because you can't be new if your you. And if you are old.
Why are grey skies depressing?
Because sunny skies are out of business.
Why does a hurricane have an 'eye' but not an 'ear'?
Because its too loud for it to hear itself
Why are cats and dogs enemies?
Because if they were friends they would conquer the human race.
Why is Undertale so popular?
Because everyone likes tales, don't they?
Why does matter, heated to 2000K, glowing with yellow light; to about 5000K, doing with white one; but if matter is heated to over 9000K, it shines light-blue light?
because u heated it~?
wat does sandwich taste like~
Like butterbread, I guess.
Why does Kelvin's banner picture look so flattened?
That is a question for the banner
Why are Pikachus so cute?
Their not really that cute Its all a mind control. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! O:
Why are sloths so slow?
because it is going to catch you~ huehue~
is honeydew make by honey?
I think, honeydevs should not be made from honey; I think, they're people, who develop honey. (And I don't think that people are made from honey, though who knows?)
How do Celestia and Luna come to an agreement on solar and lunar eclipses?
They play the Potato game. :o
Where do Twinkies come from?
From the planet Twinkie
Why is Christmas the most celebrated holiday? ovO
Because its a conspiracy *insert scary ghost noise.* want a tinfoil hat?
No, thanks, I don't want your tinfoil hat.
What are you thinking about now?
I'm thinking that I'm definitely similar to a owl.
Who invented the smileys?
John E. Smiley lol
Why are Nokia phone practically invincible?
because if u drop the nokia phone it will cause earthquake~
why ponies have 4 legs~
because they couldn't join the circus if they had three.
Why do flowers bloom in the morning?
Because they bloom not in mornings, and in spring.
What might the number 299792458 mean?
It means the hidden number of... Apple Pie!
Why are numbers hard to make math 2+2=Fish
Because the Fish doesn't wanna be made from numbers.
Why does this game sometimes turn into "ask a silly question and get a smart answer"?
Because reasons
Why do bananas smell like coconuts?
because bananas are really coconuts in disguise.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
go to shopping mall~
what is the color of a strawberry~?
This berry is blue, but painted in red. :3c
Why monkeys love bananas? (I love bananas~ :3c )
because monkey hate parallel line~
why here is raining everyday~
Весацзе зомешнеге 1т 1з ьяу ань щаям ецегуьау.
Шну 1з му техт зо сяоокеь?
Reasons
Why do ponies make perfume out of flowers?
Because trees are to big to get in those little glass jars.
Why does staring at the sun hurt our eyes?
Fire ovO ovO
Why do trees smell like flowers when flowers smell like perfume?
Because perfume actually smells like trees.
Why does SSP spoil my questions with his laconic "because reason"?
(I really dislike it. If you dislike the questions or if you just want ask your own one and don't want to come up with an answer, I'd still suggest you to wait a little bit and let someone else reply it themself. Because your doings... are not serious. Please)
Because ovO
Why does Enjer try and ruin my fun?
Because I am an evil and vengeful one, and try to ruin the fun of those who ruin mine.
Why water is so liquid?
bcos it will becom ice when it is freeze enuff~
why steam is so hot~
because steam comes from the sun.
Why does it get cold in the winter?
Because Pegasus ponies
Why are earth pony OCs not used much?
Because they're so strong and awesome they intimidate the fans.*coming from a proud owner of a Earth pony OC and ponysona* :D
Why are Alicorn Ocs so despised?
Because there are already enough Mary Sues in the world
Why must small Pokemon be cute?
because you cant put it in cupboard if it is too huge
why im cleaning my room
Because were looking for the team that went in their and never returned. O:
Why is their so much cuteness on LoE?
because im cute
why here is soo quiet
Because reasons that make thing quiet
Why does Celestia like bananas?
Because bananas invasion! ovO (I bet someone while make a rp of bananas army taking over equestria and ponies need to find a solution for this)
Why Luna disguised as Scootaloo in the video "Celestia's banana song"?
Because Scootaloo is (supposedly) a chicken
Apple?
Pie! :D
Cat?
Fish! :D
Ham?
Eggs! :3
Toast?
Banana!
Cookie?
Cake!
Ice cream?
Chocolate chips!
Ball?
Basket!
Chirp?
O: Birdie!
Do you know who stole Applejack's apples? :ajshifty:
IT WAS YOU! O:
Who took my cookie?? >:(
The cookie monster! :3
Chicken! (?)
Cow! :P
How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks? :3
Banana?
Want a bannannanna
NEIN!
A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit? :/
Pikachu
Who thinks Pokemon is a good game.
......... That question has a so obvious answer that if I was your Trainer I'd put you to bed without even a Oran Berry as a treat. :l
Why is Pikachu yellow?
Pikachu reasons
Why are bananas yellow? :P
Banana raisins.
Why are leafs multicolored? :o
Ask Fluttershy
Why are slowpokes so slow?
Ask the slowpoke.
Why is fear so fearful?
o_O (Question answered)
PokéPuff?
NEIN! (No in German. :P )
This like talking I am why?
Apples apples apples and moar apples
Meow?
Quack!
Glub?
Neigh :v
Friendship is...?
BANANAS!
Moar fruit puns?
Fruit puns? Come on, they're so lime. X3
Am I right or wrong?
Neither! :P
What is life like without cookies?
All these bad jokes are making the thread unBEARable :P
Are we going to have more jokes like this?
YES! :D
Moar raisens to make fruit puns?
Orange you glad you used that pun? ovO
How many moar fruit jokes are we going to have?
Until a doctor comes because that means we haven't use enough fruit puns
Moar raisens for fruits puns?!
Raisin the bar on fruit puns.
Are we going to use other things or just fruit?
"I will heal you from your fruit puns! ovO" - Medic (which I added some words)
Heavy is a pretty princess, right? :I
"Medic is Pretty Princess!" - Heavy
Meow?
QUACK!
Moo?
Nien!
Who knows what tf2 is? (Besides Julien lol )
Not me :c
Who can tell me what TF2 is?
TF2 means Team Fortress 2 a game on the pc.
Are we done with the fruit puns?
NIEN!
"I need some doggone help!" - Enginear
"here, have a cat to help you," -Me just now
Who is best pony?
NOPONY! *quake*
Who's the best dog?
I think you know the answer to that one :P
Why not floofs?
Because Corgi is best.
Any objections?
Da!
Why are Derp Face cute on Derp Horse and Pink Horse?
Because sugar contained in sweets and muffins speeds up thinking and reaction time and because of that ponies can't keep up just looking at one thing so they have to administrate more things at once so they feel like they are not slowed down.
Also, Derp horse and Pink horse are cute.
Why do people drink coffee?
Because of the War between Tea and Coffee
"Muffin?" -Derp Horse
-Yes, take a muffin from the shelf, if ya want.-
Why is electricity so blue?
nuff said. ovO
Why are muffins so good?
Because Derp horse
Why do apples apple?
Because EppalJeck!
Why the Twilicane is so popular? I mean, seriously! Why?
Discord... :P
Pika pika pi?
(Why do all Pokemon only say their name?)
Because....that's it just because.
Why are the pokemon so diabeticly inducing cute?
Because of the toys! The Toys! Not the toys! *cough*
Why not Legends of Wolfestria?
(http://i.imgur.com/ALQsdS4.png)
Take to long to house train them.
Why does it take so long to come up with bad jokes. o.O
Because not every-bone can be a jokester. lol
Why am I in the trash can?
Because you visited it. :]
Why do so many people hate Comic Sans?
Because Papyrus (http://img09.deviantart.net/a282/i/2015/278/3/6/papyrus__from_undertale__render_by_nibroc_rock-d9c1tak.png)
Why is Undertale one of the best rpgs?
Because it literally munchs on your heart and soul and makes you feel the weight of your actions and love beautiful monsters that - with the exception of two - won't ever suspect yu could destroy them...
Why wasn't this a silly answer at all? ovO
Because your silliness in your brain is in hibernation.
Why is the earth round?
*Insert Pecola intro joke here*
Are you a wizard? O:
Only every second Friday, it's when the second hand store throws out it's hats and furniture.
Can I noms you?
Only on days that don't end with a "y"
Why do flowers smell?
Because there is a tiny factory inside the flower that makes the smell of the flower
Why is Derpy derpy?
Because Derpy Derped derpy derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Derp Dee Derp Da Derpity Derp.
Why is wolfy chubby?
Pie... :ajshifty:
I would like to know why the chubwolf is only domestic?
Because he is so chubbeh floofeh.
Why does pie = happiness?
*noms on a pie piece* Because *nom* its tastes yummy :3
Would u liek some pie?
I would like pie, because pie is life.
Why don't everypony be everywolfy? Much more fun
Wolfy isn't as fun as pony. >.<
Why does it take so long between seasons?
Because of ppl and pony's bad grammer
Why do things do things?
Depends on what type of things your talking about.
Why is the center of the earth so hot?
Because the earth love so much the space that it heart began to heat?
Why does it take 5 months for someone to reply on this last reply?
Because this thread was hiding from the likes of ME!!!!
... why was the thread hiding from me?
Cuz Trixie put a spell on you that made you unlikable
Why is Trixie so mean?
Becuase she wants love...
What is love?
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/466/434/b50.gif)
Where is Ellowee?
She's wherever you want her to be. In her house, in the sky, under that bag of chips, down at the local store buying twinkies.
Why do clouds float
Because of question marks.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woodchuck could chuck wood... chuck... wait, what?
*shrugs*
Why does does do
Because we do it to do it to do it do it in a wadledoodoodoo way. (I don't know what I just said. Deal with it)
Why did I modified my previous reply? (Reply #384)
I think its because of wheels. :/ :P
Why did i do X3?
Because you like it.
:P?
because you like muffins
why dose mlp make me smile?
its a dose of love and tolerance
Why does Levi hate poking?
Don't you know? The feeling's mutual.
Why does poking hate Levi?
Because......
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
727 licks. Ii counted the last time u ate one :3
Why dus Spacey and Sandey Want to steal my cookies, Especially my fruit ones.
Becuase cookies and to our cookie god ovO
Why do ponies shatter the glass bat pone SandFire?
I hadn't noticed, sorry. Did they?
(since you didn't ask a question I just pretend you did.)
because snails hate peanut butter. :P
Why are turtles so slow with such big feet?
They enjoy viewing the scenery.
Why didn't you see my question in my last post? (it was "Did they?")
Cuz cookies r delishus
Why do Sandy steal my fruit cookies and give me yucky cookies.
Cause Sandy likes your cookies better. Obviously.
How well will I do on the SAT tomorrow?
As well as another person that gets your same score.
Will I ever achieve my dreams?
*ahem* DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS. SO JUST DO IT!
Will Life give me a bad end?
Not if you have an aglet!
Why can't penguins fly?
They just don't feel like it.
When are cyborgs going to be a thing?
As soon as we can make a cyborg robot. (That would be sssooooo cool.)
What is the meaning to life?
Monkey! :D
What did I just quote?
Someone who made a quote about a monkey. :P
why do kangaroo's hop?
It might be better to ask, how have I been written?
Is this statement false?
Me: Uh...true. I'll go "true". Huh, that was easy. I'll be honest, I might have heard that one before, though; sort of cheating.
FeverishPegasus: [exasperatedly] It's a paradox! There is no answer!
Me: Ah...false. I'll go "false".
Life just gave me lemons. What do I do?
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your dang lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give moonbeam16 lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
How does speed work with portals?
P.S: I don't actually intend to burn anyone's house down, it was a reference.
Stuff happens, followed by more stuff, then a thingy is used to make yet even more stuff happen. It goes like something something something SCIENCE!!
Why are hotdogs called hotdogs when their not made of dog?
Fun fact, they actually used to be.
Why can't we warp spaceships yet?
Cuz our spacships r 2 lazee
Y am I so late?
Because the chibi ninja pone had to take down all enemies in his path before reaching here :3
When is ice cream day? :P
In 7426 days
Wai duz Ai make cookies if Levi and Sandy Steal them all duh time
A mind-control fungus is making Ai bake cookies. The fungus is controlled by Levi and Sandy.
Why can't I be creative?
Can't really talk to much about it but it involves aliens the Loch-ness monster and pizza.
<.<
>.>
Why is the ocean blue?
Because it's afraid of most other colors.
Why, scientifically, does the universe exist?
I did a lot of scientific 'research' and came up with this: Why not?
What is my purpose?
MONEY!! :D
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers when they come from a cow?
The inventor knew people at the time liked pig burgers (gross), but beef was cheaper. So, he made beef burgers and marketed them as 'ham'burgers.
Why do people like to eat pig, despite the fact that science has proven that it is bad for one's health?
One word: BACON!!
Why is der sky blue?
the Blue birds fly, The blue birds cover the sky. so no bread outside kids!
Why ARE memes REAL?! ovO
O:
So people can look up dank memés on Bing images.
Why does the sun set red?
To make it harder to see the watermark on stock photos.
Why does my heart go on beating?
Because you breathe.
Why do we breathe?
Because your body has nothing better to do.
When can I fly?
I don't know for sure. All I get when I run the numbers is that it has something to do with pigs.
Why is science?
MAGIC!! O:
Why do mosquitoes bite?
Because they're female.
Why do only female mosquitoes bite?
Because matter is lazy.
Why does matter have mass?
Because it's Catholic.
Why does mass affect gravity?
They have nothing better to do.
Why isn't the universe made out of spaghetti?
The flying spaghetti monster created it.
Would the phrase 'I think, therefore I am' be considered a valid way to view consciousness?
No, because you think when you dream.
Do other animals truly think?
Yes. They think mostly of der spaghetti mentioned earlier.
What is consciousness? Besides otters. (otters are everything)
Since otters are everything, that means consciousness is otters.
Why are otters everything?
Trick question the conductor wears sandals.
Why do we bones inside of us?
So our bodies don't run out of calcium.
Why is calcium important?
Meellk
Y does the water wave?
It's trying to tell you that it's leaving you.
Why do people make so many typos?
I dno't konw waht yuor takling abuot :P
Why does the sun shine?
So we wont look up.
Why is the sun yellow?
Same reason the ocean's blue: it's afraid of most other colors.
Why are colors so scary? (I'm looking at you, #3137FD and #BADA55!)
Because as human beings, we are inherently racist.
Why do hackers exist?
Idle hands are the devils plaything.
Why do we do bad things when were bored?
Because bored-games like monopoly destroy friendships.
What are some synonyms to bored?
Board.
What's a synonym?
I don't know, but I know some synonyms to 'synonym' are 'equivalent' and 'metonym'.
What is an antonym?
I am raiding your fridge while your on the computer is an antonym. (Also a word opposite in meaning to another. thank you google. :P)
Why doesn't FeverishPegasus have anything good for me when I raid his fridge. That's not very considerate.
I am sorry Spacecase101. I like ramen, burritos, and rice too much. It's all I got.
What is the antonym to the number 42?
Raiding 42's fridge while it's on the computer.
I don't know who this 42 person is, but they have some amazing-looking food here! Of course, I don't know how it tastes, but it looks great. Why didn't Spacecase raid this fridge?
Haven't gotten to it yet.
Why do all of you not put the food I want in your fridge so I can have something to enjoy when I raid it.
So you learn that there's nothing for you in my fridge and you stay out of it.
...Why do I not want you in my fridge?
Your trying to keep the cake all to yourself.
Why don't you have more cake for my fridge raiding?
So you stay out of my fridge.
Why did Spacecase take my coconut water?
The more important question is why wasn't their cake in your coconut water. ( I was seeing if you were hiding it in their.)
Why is the moon so far away?
It's a little bit afraid of the Earth.
If the Moon is afraid of the Earth, why doesn't it just run away?
That's because the Moon secretly loves Earth, and just wont admit it.
Why doesn't the Moon just admit that?
Quote from: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 04, 04:36:15
That's because the Moon secretly loves Earth, and just wont admit it.
Why doesn't the Moon just admit that?
(I'm going to be honest, I was hoping I would get this answer. Thank you.)
Because it's also afraid of the Earth.
Why is the moon afraid of the Earth?
Quote from: moonbeam16 on 2016 Jul 04, 13:09:05
(I'm going to be honest, I was hoping I would get this answer. Thank you.)
(lol, no problem)
Because the Earth is just soooo kawaii.
Or maybe it's just because Earth is older. How old is the Earth compared to the moon again?
Only about 13 million years older, so... I doubt it.
Why is the Moon attracted to the Earth in the first place?
It has so many layers. Mysterious planets are attractive.
Why wont the Earth notice the moon?
Because the Earth is a snob
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Well, if you go straight for the bite...
...what will happen?
I can't say for sure, but you'd probably get the same effect dividing something by 0.
Why are some books so hard to read?
They're made of stone, not paper.
Why are rocks so hard?
To protect the creamy nougat inside.
Who do they get the creamy filling inside a Twinkie.
Trees.
Why are people so focused on saving trees when algae and phytoplankton process so much more carbon dioxide? The reason we have more CO2 is because we're just putting so much more out. Forget saving forests, let's have Twinkies!
You didn't made any question. (You replied yourself to your own question)
Why Princess Twilight want you to buy Red Bull and drink it?
I know it has to do with something that isn't lying to you, but I'm too lazy to look at Spacecase's profile picture.
Why is it hard to think when you're under pressure?
Cause under pressure your blood concentrates, thickens and your metabolism slows down. So your brain doesn't get enough oxygen.
What am I doing here?
Not noticing that I was asking why people care about trees, that's for sure.
Why was that question overlooked (I most certainly did NOT address that matter)?
It is very easy to get the 'gist' of a message, but miss a vital detail. Curse you heuristics!
When are we going to get a spin-off MLP show?
It's called Equestria Girls.
Why is Equestria Girls so unpopular?
because their not ponies. (I thought they gained a little bit of popularity)
Why is Equestria no ruled by sammiches like everyone knows they should?
Because Celestia decided to crush the sandwich population... BY EATING THEM.
Do we eat sandwiches alive?
Heavy does. #TeamHeavy
Why are you looking at my banana head?
Uh, I'm going to assume you're talking about an actual banana. It's because I want to hold a conversation with it.
Under US states for 100, we have "Name the state with the largest electoral vote count".
What is Alaska?
What is Alaska?
Alaska is what you get when you combine all the universe's suffering, and then package it into a silver box, with a bow of polar lights attached to the top.
Why can't I find it within me to move to Alaska?
Because it's too dark in the winter and too sunny in the summer.
Why do you want to move to Alaska?
Because whales. :D
What are whales?
They're the elephants of the sea!
What are elephants?
Whales of the...land?
What would happen if you mixed the genes of a whale and an elephant?
A whalephant, I guess.
So, there are elephants of the see and whales of the land. Any suggestion what would be related to the space?
It would be Wales. Not the mammal. The country in the United Kingdom.
What would be related to the sun?
Sundaes.
Why does Ice Cream taste so much better frozen than melted?
Because then, your taste buds are too cold to realize what you're eating
Why can't we have hot ice cream like we have hot coffee?
But you can, if you believe... in your heating appliance.
Does everypony have a microwave?
Yes, in fact, 140% of the population has a microwave.
What would a microwave look like in the 5th dimension?
Different than it goes in the fourth dimension, probably.
How does the fourth dimension look?
I'd say it looks like a restaurant staffed with robots.
If there's one thing you could control for the rest of your life, what would it be?
My life.
If there's one thing you could control for the rest of your life, what would it be?
My emotions.
If there's one thing couldn't control for the rest of your life. What would you choose?
And then came in the babbler
;)or :P
Honestly, I prefer 'xD'
If you could have fun doing something you'd normally hate, what would it be?
Studying. I HATE IT
What game would you want to literally enter yourself?
Legends of Equestria. (INSERT SHAMELESS PLUG!) ovO
How do they get the filling into an Oreo cookie?
I don't know, but I'm sure it's painful for the cookie.
Why doesn't everyone like Double Stuffed Oreo cookies?
Because evil exists somewhere in the depths of the moldy labyrinth of Bellerophon.
Why are there no lawn gnomes in this game yet?
The lawn gnomes are on strike. As soon as they negotiate their new contract they will be added. (Good luck with that.)
Why cant we just get cheese from der moon.
The mare on the moon is extremely possessive.
How is there so much cheese in space?
All the cheesy science fiction novels certainly don't help.
Who was it that liked cheese in Skyrim again?
Everyone like cheese in Skyrim! Except that guy who got an arrow on his feet because he doesn't like cheese.
Does Wario love eating cakes?
Envoyé depuis mon GT-S7500 avec Tapatalk
Yus he does ^^ Onion Cakes ;3
Wai dus pokemons say their names instead of speaking words? :p
They were actually named after the longest nonrepeating string of syllables that they could say.
Who has Pokémon Sun/Moon already?
I dunno, Celestia and Luna do.
Why does the earth Rotate?
Does it? I had no ideaaaa :o
Do colors exist? ._.
Erm, purple* exists.
(*DA USERNAME)
Why does the moon not rotate the sun?
Then wouldn't it be night on the moon? O:
Quote from: Nightshade Star on 2016 Nov 24, 09:12:06
Erm, purple* exists.
(*DA USERNAME)
Oh my gosh, you're right! I
DO exist!! :o
Quote from: Cyree123 on 2016 Nov 24, 17:09:39
Then wouldn't it be night on the moon? O:
I thought it was always night on the moon ._. it is the moon after all.
Lions or Bats?
Oops. Meant sun :P the one time I don't proof read lol
Lions, cause they're fluffy
Why do we need to sleep?
"Sleep is a curse, but it is a curse I must live with." - Steven Quartz Universe
should you eat cake?
Nah, I heard that thing's a lie.
Why is pi so tasty?
Because it's pie.
How do you not ask a question?
You don't open your mouth.
Why are there wild animals?
Because their souls could not be tamed -.-
Where does the sun go in a solar eclipse?
On vacation in the Caribbean Islands.
Why are there no spells shown in MLP other than teleportation, age change, sex change, love it need it, stripping talents, levitation, and blast?
Because unicorns and alicorns don't know magic.
Why are there always the same hairstyles on other ponies except the main characters?
Because those hairstyles are popular.
Why does everyone keep asking me about my bags?
Because they intrigue us.
Why is Fluttershy so Kawaii?
Because she is.
Why are my parents a bat and a Pegasus, and my brother a bat pony, yet I'm an earth pony.
Because Genetic is Magic!
Why does some OCs have so complicated backstories and some are just "left my parent's house and opened a library"?
...That may partially be my fault X3 (hides 3 books worth of backstory for my OC)
Why am I so Kawaii?
...that's totally not egotistical of me at alllll :P
Because pones are cute! :3
Why are there different races of ponies when there can only be earth ponies?
Because earth ponys rule!! :]
Why does my main oc have no normal friends? One of her friends is a siren!! A SIREN!!!
Because she's friends with a siren and sirens are know to be evil?
Why do I have a taco in my face right now?
Because I didn't like tacos.
Why do I not know what to say?
Because your mind is always stuck!
Why don't I like Twilight?
Because she's now an alicorn.
Why do I like the season 6 finale?
Quote from: Aqua Fire on 2016 Dec 16, 18:39:17
Because she's now an alicorn.
Why do I like the season 6 finale?
((That's why I like her some better, but it's okay))
Because you have never watched it!
Why doesn't fluttershy fly well?
Because she's FLUTTERshy.
Why do the old and new changelings, except for Chrysalis, have no manes?
It's because they can't afford a good haircut, so they get rid of it.
Why are the new changelings so green?
Cause they're sick of how nice they are.
Why did I just come up with a species caled the cloudie that you should really check out?
Because you were sleeping
Why don't I sleep early?
Because staying up late is fun :P
is Anime good?
Which anime? Is is Sailor Moon?
It it :P
Why does Pie =3.?????????? ?
Pie is as Pie does.
Why do people put pizza's on roof?
Because they want to have dough much fun on the roof(kill me now):facehoof:
Why is Sans called Sans?
Because the font is so beautiful :3
And since we're on the topic: best Undertale character?
Jerry! *it took all of Scarlet's strenght not to say Sans*
Best anime ever? ;)
"My Love Story!" <3
I mean seriously. It's so funny. :3 lol
Best pony?
Twilight Sparklee!!! (as many ponies and small kids who watch the show would say)
Why is Canterlot far away from Cloudsdale?
Because CLOUDSdale is in the CLOUDS(I don't get it either)
Why does Gaster speak in Wingdings? Actually, When does Gaster speak?
He CONSTANTLY speaks. He just can't seem to stop talking, but since he's lost in the void no one can hear him.
In the void, no one can hear you scream.
How big is the void? ^-^
I don't know what your talking about. I've also never played the game. The void must be as big as a void.
WHEN DOES GASTER SPEAK?!?!?!?!?!
When 17 happens.
(entry number 17 in Undertale's files)
Cake or pie?
Pie? Is there a wrong and a right answer?
Why is pikatchu more famous than other pokemons?
Because of it's stubborn attitude with a pokèball.
Why a, I making this question?
For the same reason I'm giving this answer :P
Where can I find a pone? :3
Right under your post!
Why is my main OC called Thunder Spin?
It ties in with why asked where I can find a pone actually...
*Levi picks up Thunder Spin, hugs them and spins around while hugging them* :3
That's why your called Thunder Spin :3
... and sorry, I know you don't like hugs... but that was necessary :P
Will the good luck I've had over the last few days continue? ^-^
No.. Tomorrow your luck will run out.. Jk..
Why am I up 30 minutes away from midnight?
Because timezones.
Why do ducks exist?
So they can attack people on Milo Murphy's law.
Why is Phineus and Ferb canceled?
Summer is over.
Diamonds or Pearls?
Platinum.
Pop tarts or waffles?
Yes.
Winter or Summer?
Autumn.
Money?
Money for what? NO, whatever that is!
What is doughtnut made of??!!
Dough and nuts, obviously :P
(sorry people with Tree nut allergies, apparently doughnuts aren't safe I have a severe allergy to tree nuts)
how do you make a pancake?
You bake a cake in a cake pan, and the cake that sticks to the sides is pancake!
How does one make a car?
Well, you add an A, a space, a C, an A, and an R.
Bill Cypher?
No thanks, Pine Tree.
Mabel?
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BEDAZZLED MY FACE. BLINK. ow
Snow?
How much?
SNOOWW
Shooting Star?
(Lol Gravity Falls)
Pine Tree.
Woodcutter?
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck CHUCK NORRIS.
Can an apple be orange? o_o
Only when it is a lemon :P
Ruby or pearl?
Moon.
Why are we saying words as questions?
'Cause we have to
Why is French a language we learn?
Because we need Fries.
Why can't I think of a question?
because the library of questions in your brain was raided by thought pirates.
Favorite color?
Green.
Derpy best pony? :P
No
Everything okay?
No. :o Derpy sad.
Lunar Republic?
:celestia:
((no))
Why are tomatoes fruits?
Um.. They grew first?
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Because cookies cannot escape from the oven :P !
Why am I cyan?
Because ayan is already taken and byan sounds silly.
Why has no one used any counterspells in mlp?
Because J. K. Rowling already bought them all and used them in Harry Potter.
Where am I?
Home. Because home is where the heart is, and yours is always inside of you (I hope). :I
Is it a bad thing if I have no pulse?
[Granny Smith]: what's that? You have no purse? Well why would that be a problem?
sorry, somehow a pony came into the real world and got onto my computer. I hope you fix your purse problem soon.
So we know what happens if a tree falls in the forest no we don't, but what happens if a BUSH falls in the forest? Does THAT make a sound?
yes it does.
It makes the sound The Great Tiger Warrior makes when intimidating his foes "Rawr"
Wut happens if u divide 0 by a black hole?
You get PARTY HARD
Why is light so bright?
Because it studies.
Is light heavy?
Depends if your a molecule or a pony.
What is a question?
The true question is "What do you get when you multiply six by nine?" This is my question to you.
You get the opposite of 45
Why?
It rhymes with pi!
Do I?
I does, but is your name Lilly-eye?
Why is pi pie tasty?
Because it is a pie. All pies are tasty!
Why is it raining?
You must've made the sky sad somehow. Stop making it cry!
Why did Thundergirl make the sky cry?
Because she did.
YOU
Why am I using my DO YOUR CHORES! base?
Because I haven's done my chores yet.
What are my chores?
Your mom: Clean the house, honey!
You: WAIT A SEC!!!
Why did I write a dialogue?
Because that's just how life is, people talking and talking without end.
How's things?
Things are things.
How's the day?
Hungry.
What is love?
This food that I hate.
Why is love so pure?
Because it's been distilled several times.
Where does love come from?
Heaven
Why do ppl need love?
Everyone's secretly a changeling.
Who is Houdini?
A magical unicorn-human.
What is a changeling?
YOU. O:
Who am I?
You are You
Why can't I see that?
because it doesn't exist.
Applejack?
Cereal.
Why?
True. Too true.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he already crossed it, saw the other side, wasn't impressed by it and decided to go back home.
What came first? The egg or the chicken?
AHEM. QUESTION PLEASE
Why can't Nightshade make a question?
Because she's socked
The "WHAT" was a question.
Why does it matter?
It matters because cookies.
What is the purpose of a Question Mark?
The question mark has no purpose. It's just a question mark.
Why did
@Thundergirl write that I'm socked?
Because sock smells shocks
Why do we all want to play LoE right now?
Because it will now be an unlimited game!!!!
WOO
Why haven't I played ever?
Because you knew everypony was a changeling and that they're out to get you.
Why does almost everypony like Fluttershy?
Because reasons
Why do goats exist?
They exist because they're the failed attempts of earth ponies trying to be a unicorn
Why do bugs exist?
Pollination!
Where are the beeeeeeeeeeees?
SOMEWHEREE
Are there people here obsessed with Wings of Fire like me?
*shrug*
Onions?
Depends.
Are they fried?
No, because shallots was the right answer! (adapted from "the impossible quiz")
Hello? Are you in the other side?
I am job
QUESTIOOOOOON!!! Wait, was "job" a question?
Will you give me your phone number? (do not)
Eenope, may I get a million dollars?
If you earn it.
Can I bake a pie?
Nope, but you can eat it.
May you solve my mathematical problems instead of me?
I'll solve you instead of your mathematical problems. GET YO FACTS RIGHT
Can someone give me tickets to the Broadway musical Hamilton?
Because she wants to see the shooting 'Star' during this only 'Night'.
What am I spying?
Applejack's apples?
Why did "Equestria's got talent" stop?
Quote from: Aqua Fire on 2017 Feb 25, 16:48:21I don't know what your talking about. I've also never played the game. The void must be as big as a void.
WHEN DOES GASTER SPEAK?!?!?!?!?!
@Aqua Fire I think you want an answer. Wait, am I allowed to answer this :o ? Now, ponies, just answer the question above x3
@Aqua FireNever
@ThundergirlBecause no one was brave enough to audition.
IM CHANGING THAT
Why is no one in Equestria listening to Hamilton right now??
Because this thread is too long, so it takes everypony too long to catch up. Give it a few hours.
Why did I choose to reply to this thread?
Quote from: Flat Dragon on 2017 Nov 15, 18:33:41Because this thread is too long, so it takes everypony too long to catch up. Give it a few hours.
Why did I choose to reply to this thread?
Because you did. Choose your answer.
Why did I try out for JV?
Because V was a little down and J tried to cheer it up.
Why can't we enter the Matrix?
Because you don't have a hole in the back of your head.
I hope.
He doesn't have it, does he?
"NOPE!" I think it's a hole in the heart because of a love arrow. Wait a minute...
What is love? I am going to hurt you if you don't care to reply!
It's a song by the Black Eyed Peas.
Who let the dogs out?
*runs up to the doghouse*
WHAT THE DOGS ARE OUT-
Why did I win the Hamilton lottery but I couldn't go?
(BTW I actually did win but it was in Chicago and I live like thousands of miles away so I couldn't go :'( )
You couldn't go because you were too busy watching a chicken cross the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other-
Wait no.
Why DID the chicken cross the road?
I'm not sure. I think he said something about laying an egg, but I'm quite certain he was a rooster.
Can you tell me more?
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE-
(From Grease)
Why do I make so many references to musicals?
Because Music is Magic.
What does the fox say?
Yo diggity.
Why have I been listening to Kick Back by SMOR3S on repeat for the last week, give or take?
I guess you're a fan of tough guys who always say that word
How to make a cat sing?
Quote from: GaryHappyPony on 2018 Jan 15, 04:40:58I guess you're a fan of tough guys who always say that word
How to make a cat sing?
like this:
best horse?
A UNICORNN
What's the difference between a horse and a pony?
One's a boy and one's a girl! ovO
Why does Ellowee have a weird hat!?
Weird? What do you mean weird? Ellowee's hat is fabulous! :ellowee:
How come Fluttershy's parents named her Fluttershy? Did they know she was going to be shy, or did her name affect her disposition? o.o
Because Fluttertimid and Flutterbashful didn't quite have the same ring to them.
What is the square root of Pinkie Pie?
Simple, Fun. Fun3? I forget how many. It's been a while since I took statistical convivialitics.
If winter is wrapped up by ponies, what is the timing of the seasons in other areas?
Quote from: TobaiasofTantalus on 2018 Jun 20, 09:13:27Simple, Fun. Fun3? I forget how many. It's been a while since I took statistical convivialitics.
If winter is wrapped up by ponies, what is the timing of the seasons in other areas?
magical mice.
what am i?
С сегодняшнего дня что-то произошло, и я не могу получить в любой сервер. Написано мне следующую ошибку Could not connect to server"
Как решить эту проблему.
Quote from: CleverCreations on 2018 Jun 20, 11:08:06magical mice.
what am i?
You're one of all reincarnations of you, according to Andy Weir's "The Egg"
Can someone elaborate on this?