Corrupt a wish

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted

I wish I had gandalf's rod

[Little Star]

Granted but it's plastic

I wish I had a high quality microphone

[super_chris85]

Granted but the artist you hate the most is being played through them
I wish I could be like Dr. Strange

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but you have to meditate at the north pole.

I wish a pudding

[super_chris85]

Granted but it taste like war hammers 
I wish pinkie threw me a party

[Xodakat]

granted but she is "threwing" it away

i wish that the next pony got 2 wishes

[byndbored]

I wish i didn't have 2 wishes.

[Weremetalwolf]

Then I'll take 'em

I wish to be able to teleport me anywhere in the world to my liking without risk.

I wish I could shape shift into anything I want.

[Nightmare702]

Granted the teleport spell will malfunction
Granted you'll shape shift into a pie

I wish The PS4 came out extra early.

[Weremetalwolf]

granted, but those were all sold yesterday.

I wish a guitar

[Dark Hooves]

granted, but it is full of splinters. i wish for an armored core

[byndbored]

granted but it's demanding that you corrupt the previous wish already or it will destroy your house.
I wish that ... I knew what to wish for right now.

[Dark Hooves]

sorry i just jumped in

[byndbored]

that's OK.

[Weremetalwolf]

granted, but that wish can't be granted.

I wish for a devil fruits (the ones from one piece)

[Enstramentall]

Sure, but it literally has horns and a forked tail...

I wish for a lightsaber.

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but it works with 100 batteries.

I wish for a mug of cider.

[Little Star]

Granted but it has cob webs in it
I wish that boxes were less heavy

[Jenzy]

Granted, but the box collapses if you stop carrying or pushing it.

I wish I had a Poltergust Vacuum Cleaner.

[Enstramentall]

Alright, but it's got a hole in it...

I wish for a puppy.