STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! >:O
You violated the law! Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence!
Your stolen goods are now forfeit!
Resist Arrest.
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 May 13, 14:26:12
Resist Arrest.
YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!
HARG!
^^ That is what made me want to post this lol
I actually just got Oblivion for the ps3, I haven't done any crimes yet so I didn't understand what this meant until I saw the video lol
(40 bounty added to Canterlot)
(Slowly walks away)
You have my ear citizen.
(http://images.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw1780-1322069891.gif)
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! You're just saying that 'cause I'm a khajiit! >:O
*Hides stolen necklaces behind her back*
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 20:06:18
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! You're just saying that 'cause I'm a khajiit! >:O
*Hides stolen necklaces behind her back*
HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 13, 20:58:57
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 20:06:18
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! You're just saying that 'cause I'm a khajiit! >:O
*Hides stolen necklaces behind her back*
HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You'll never take me alive! *Turns invisible*
*random friendly NPC runs up and starts punching guards*
I love it when that happens.
Also, I was hoping I'd get to say "Hope you rot, criminal scum," but it looks like the possibility of anyone choosing to go to jail is pretty slim. :/
Best way to ditch guards is to sic townspeople on them with fury.
Pay with their blood rather than your own ovO
You should've paid the fine >:(
I'm with the guild, nothing to see here*slips bribe*
Its ok, I'm the thane of Whiterun :3
What does this have todo with video games?
It's a Skyrim thing.
Quote from: Zaner-Boy on 2012 May 14, 13:14:26
It's a Skyrim thing.
More of a Elder Scrolls in general thing, though it started out for the most part with Oblivion.
Quote from: Ash on 2012 May 14, 14:16:08
Quote from: Zaner-Boy on 2012 May 14, 13:14:26
It's a Skyrim thing.
More of a Elder Scrolls in general thing, though it started out for the most part with Oblivion.
So now its a Elder Scrolls thing now eh? I'll be the one to say it...
I used to be a adventurer like you...BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!! lol
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 14, 16:51:02
Quote from: Ash on 2012 May 14, 14:16:08
Quote from: Zaner-Boy on 2012 May 14, 13:14:26
It's a Skyrim thing.
More of a Elder Scrolls in general thing, though it started out for the most part with Oblivion.
So now its a Elder Scrolls thing now eh? I'll be the one to say it...
I used to be a adventurer like you...BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!! lol
(http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Caturday/Not%20Amused.jpg)
that's the reaction i thought i would get
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 23:31:47
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 13, 20:58:57
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 20:06:18
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! You're just saying that 'cause I'm a khajiit! >:O
*Hides stolen necklaces behind her back*
HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You'll never take me alive! *Turns invisible*
*all of the universe attacks you on sight for the rest of your life*
Quote from: Zygrograxgra on 2012 May 14, 19:56:26
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 23:31:47
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 13, 20:58:57
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 20:06:18
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! You're just saying that 'cause I'm a khajiit! >:O
*Hides stolen necklaces behind her back*
HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You'll never take me alive! *Turns invisible*
*all of the universe attacks you on sight for the rest of your life*
I hate it when the game does that... nothing left to do now but put on the grey cowl and steal everything!!!
:I
.... Someone stole my sweet roll! DD:
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Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 23:31:47
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 13, 20:58:57
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 20:06:18
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! You're just saying that 'cause I'm a khajiit! >:O
*Hides stolen necklaces behind her back*
HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You'll never take me alive! *Turns invisible*
*Legendary Life Detection*
This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!
*is shot with an arrow*
Huh. Must've been the wind.
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 May 15, 11:15:44
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 23:31:47
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 13, 20:58:57
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 20:06:18
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! You're just saying that 'cause I'm a khajiit! >:O
*Hides stolen necklaces behind her back*
HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You'll never take me alive! *Turns invisible*
*Legendary Life Detection*
This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!
DIE YOU MANGY HOUSE CAT!
HARG!!!!
*gets hit with umbra*
POH!
*dies*
*other guards hear death from 2 districts away*
*gasp* what's going on?
HELP! HELP! MURDER! MURDER!
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 15, 16:45:28
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 May 15, 11:15:44
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 23:31:47
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 13, 20:58:57
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 20:06:18
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! You're just saying that 'cause I'm a khajiit! >:O
*Hides stolen necklaces behind her back*
HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You'll never take me alive! *Turns invisible*
*Legendary Life Detection*
This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!
DIE YOU MANGY HOUSE CAT!
HARG!!!!
*gets hit with umbra*
POH!
*dies*
*other guards hear death from 2 districts away*
*gasp* what's going on?
HELP! HELP! MURDER! MURDER!
By the gods, there's a psychopath on the loose!
Quote from: lurk852 on 2012 May 15, 16:54:54
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 15, 16:45:28
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 May 15, 11:15:44
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 23:31:47
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 13, 20:58:57
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 20:06:18
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! You're just saying that 'cause I'm a khajiit! >:O
*Hides stolen necklaces behind her back*
HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You'll never take me alive! *Turns invisible*
*Legendary Life Detection*
This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!
DIE YOU MANGY HOUSE CAT!
HARG!!!!
*gets hit with umbra*
POH!
*dies*
*other guards hear death from 2 districts away*
*gasp* what's going on?
HELP! HELP! MURDER! MURDER!
By the gods, there's a psychopath on the loose!
No one can face the power of the IMPERIAL LEGION!!!
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 15, 22:58:24
Quote from: lurk852 on 2012 May 15, 16:54:54
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 15, 16:45:28
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 May 15, 11:15:44
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 23:31:47
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 13, 20:58:57
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 13, 20:06:18
I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! You're just saying that 'cause I'm a khajiit! >:O
*Hides stolen necklaces behind her back*
HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You'll never take me alive! *Turns invisible*
*Legendary Life Detection*
This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!
DIE YOU MANGY HOUSE CAT!
HARG!!!!
*gets hit with umbra*
POH!
*dies*
*other guards hear death from 2 districts away*
*gasp* what's going on?
HELP! HELP! MURDER! MURDER!
By the gods, there's a psychopath on the loose!
No one can face the power of the IMPERIAL LEGION!!!
Let's see how you handle an army of dragons!
Did someone ask for a dragon army?
Ah, dragons. :3 My first random dragon attack scared me. Mostly because I was just wandering about, picking flowers, when the music got all dramatic and I was expecting thugs or something. But then my controller started vibrating, and I was like "What's happening?!!!! ... Oh. It's a dragon."
I really need to do more questing and less robbing Whiterun blind. I'm behind enough as it is. X3 At first, we couldn't afford to just go buy video games, and our old 1st gen Xbox360 can't handle new games, but then we got a 360 Slim and saw that GameStop still had Collector's Edition Skyrim for $100. But then...
college... :I "Must.. resist... or I'll do... no homework...."
I like oblivion gates over dragons any day, especially since you just walk around the gate instead of having to fight it.
I actually hated going through the oblivion gates. They freaked me out.
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 16, 22:44:31
I actually hated going through the oblivion gates. They freaked me out.
Yeah, I was a little creeped out by those little cocoons labeled "The Punished" everywhere... and then there's the fact that many Oblivion gates have those spiky scythe traps that pop out of the ground with no warning whatsoever :I
Quote from: lurk852 on 2012 May 16, 22:49:42
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 16, 22:44:31
I actually hated going through the oblivion gates. They freaked me out.
Yeah, I was a little creeped out by those little cocoons labeled "The Punished" everywhere... and then there's the fact that many Oblivion gates have those spiky scythe traps that pop out of the ground with no warning whatsoever :I
I know! I never went into one without actually needing to they freaked me out so much!
Walks through portal for the first time, everything is going fine, get's to the minefield without noticing it and sees the spinning/flying object in front of me
"What the he-"
*Explodes*
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 May 17, 00:07:04
Walks through portal for the first time, everything is going fine, get's to the minefield without noticing it and sees the spinning/flying object in front of me
"What the he-"
*Explodes*
Heh, when I first saw those I was like "Kill all the things!" and ran out in the middle of them with my sword :P
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 May 16, 15:57:09
I like oblivion gates over dragons any day, especially since you just walk around the gate instead of having to fight it.
I dunno about
having to fight dragons. I mean, the second random one I saw showed up out of nowhere, I was like "Awesome, now die!", it circled around a bit, and... left. And I was like "What the heck, man? Where're you going?!"
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 May 16, 15:57:09
I like oblivion gates over dragons any day, especially since you just walk around the gate instead of having to fight it.
Alternatively, if you want the sigil stones (if you're playing with Midas Magic, or just want the uber enchants), it's pretty easy to "beat" each gate just by running through it like crazy and zigzagging to avoid projectiles. You don't even have to kill anything.
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 18, 03:16:37
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 May 16, 15:57:09
I like oblivion gates over dragons any day, especially since you just walk around the gate instead of having to fight it.
I dunno about having to fight dragons. I mean, the second random one I saw showed up out of nowhere, I was like "Awesome, now die!", it circled around a bit, and... left. And I was like "What the heck, man? Where're you going?!"
You think that's bad, wait until you find a dragon that ignores you and focuses on killing mudcrabs instead. It's humiliating. :c
once when i was fighting a dragon he glitched and stood on a rock then crawled down the rock into the underground. o_O
but he could still breathe fire on me.. o.O
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 18, 14:17:57
once when i was fighting a dragon he glitched and stood on a rock then crawled down the rock into the underground. o_O
but he could still breathe fire on me.. o.O
Dat glitch lol
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 May 21, 22:42:22
Quote from: Driftless Night on 2012 May 18, 14:17:57
once when i was fighting a dragon he glitched and stood on a rock then crawled down the rock into the underground. o_O
but he could still breathe fire on me.. o.O
Dat glitch lol
It was all fun and stuff until he killed me! >:(
My monk hit a glitch in skyrim where no matter how many times he pays the fines or escapes from jail, the guards will always run up and try to arrest him in Winterhold :I , looks like I'm never going there again :l
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 May 23, 00:41:28
My monk hit a glitch in skyrim where no matter how many times he pays the fines or escapes from jail, the guards will always run up and try to arrest him in Winterhold :I , looks like I'm never going there again :l
Playing a monk in a game with virtually no support for unarmed combat? I'm impressed. I tried once with Khajiit + unarmed damage gloves, but it was still pretty wimpy :c
Quote from: lurk852 on 2012 May 23, 00:56:51
Quote from: Book Smarts on 2012 May 23, 00:41:28
My monk hit a glitch in skyrim where no matter how many times he pays the fines or escapes from jail, the guards will always run up and try to arrest him in Winterhold :I , looks like I'm never going there again :l
Playing a monk in a game with virtually no support for unarmed combat? I'm impressed. I tried once with Khajiit + unarmed damage gloves, but it was still pretty wimpy :c
I had to think it through before actually making the character in game.
khajiit= 15 points of extra unarmed damage
enchanted gloves,necklace, and ring= 30 or more damage
enchantment perk=Enhances fortify unarmed enchantment
heavy armor perk= Juggernaut increase the gloves armor rating
heavy armor perk= Gloves/gauntlets armor rating is converted to damage which scales with new gear and upgrades
extra effect perk=enchant items twice ovO
This character has a crazy amount of attack damage potential, I also gave him alteration for more defense ovO
My character's a Khajit assassin with main combat skills as sneak and archery, I also have a dark elf battlemage. I'm going for full skills too.
In Windhelm, I'm trying to complete "Blood on the ice" a really glitchy quest. I need to go see this guy in the house of 'wachamacallit' but it was closed so I decided to lockpick myself inside. Now he just keeps saying I'm not supposed to be in here and calls the guards if I don't leave after 3 warnings. I feel like fireballing that place now or just hitting the idiot with the wobbajack. (I also played dumb and forgot to save before lockpicking inside, I kept exiting and entering and now my game's autosaved the glitch.)
Anyway, dragons are fun to fight sometimes :D
EDIT: I just went on it now and I got past the glitch. Whoop! Time to aim for the Daedric bow
1.Becoming a vampire not knowing the badsides thinking it will just give you powers ,but then keep dying in the morning ,and getting hungry for blood then getting hunted down unable to feed because everyone will kill you before you get the chance ,and not being able to cure yourself because the person that cures you will try to kill you.
2.Passing the oblivion gate at chorrol creeping me out ,and making me say screw it bruma can save its self [ Invalid YouTube link ]
3.Playing as a wood elf archer wanting to join the Stormcloaks until he says "Why would an elf want to fight for skyrim?" making me shoot him in the knee ,and joining the imperial legion.
4.When I try to get the jagged crown I see a dragon ,and blood dragon fighting the stormcloaks while we strategies ,and when we are done while the stormcloaks shoot the dragons ,and kill the blood dragon I shoot them in the back while they kill the regular dragon swooping down absorbing both their souls
5.shooting a bunny with the wabbajack to see what happens turning it into an ancient dragon that flies to attack whiterun ,but i shoot it again while its in the air turning it into a mudcrub falling to its death.
a typical day in my elder scroll life
Your Elder Scrolls life is awesome! :3 Please tell me you do a Let's Play series, so people can watch your antics.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I- AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ahem. Yeah. Anyone else still plays Morrowind? I find it really enjoyable, especially considering how large the world is (Not to mention THREE expansions that add layers and layers of extra fun :3)
Quote from: Ezio Auditore da Firenze on 2012 May 25, 19:08:34
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I- AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=15428
Quote from: Ezio Auditore da Firenze on 2012 May 25, 19:08:34
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I- AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ahem. Yeah. Anyone else still plays Morrowind? I find it really enjoyable, especially considering how large the world is (Not to mention THREE expansions that add layers and layers of extra fun :3)
I have Morrowind, however my virtual windows 7 doesn't like it for some reason
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 May 25, 11:40:10
Your Elder Scrolls life is awesome! :3 Please tell me you do a Let's Play series, so people can watch your antics.
I can't make a public lets play because of my egyptian accent ,and you know youtubers ,and I have skyrim on PS3 so recording it will be a problem I can make a private video with subtitles instead of me talking ,but recording it will still be a problem however if you find a way for me to record it I can make the lets play series.