Corrupt a wish

[Weremetalwolf]

((I mean, if you find a way to get to america in a day, you will have to take me  ))

Granted, but it's a replica.

I wish a pet bat.

[rhyme writer]

Granted, here is a baseball bat with google eyes glued on it.

I wish for adventure

[AAA13]

Granted but your legs get melted off by lava.
I wish for a pet shoe.

[super_chris85]

Granted but it is a boot that lands on your foot and causes pain
I wish to see what poison joke would do to me 

[AAA13]

Granted but Discord gets there first.
I wish for no more Twilicorn.

[Rayman]

Fine then, but twilialicorn still lives
I wish not to be so forgetful..

[super_chris85]

Granted but now you are busy with everything
I wish that everyone knew that Tara Strong voiced Bruce Wayne in child form before

[rhyme writer]

Granted but now they don't know who Bruce Wayne is.

I wish everyone knew Faust is best pony

[Blade Braveheart]

Granted but that doesn't mean she'll go back to working on mlp

I wish that I was the pony every pony should now and still have privacy when needed

[super_chris85]

Granted but Nowevery mare is in love with you
I wish That rarity was in real life. My friend and I would be like

[bleyd]

granted but you ruin when he go to shop with you

i wish evolve in to old one eye

[Xodakat]

granted but then the other eye pops out

i wish i can get new wish

[super_chris85]

granted but that wish you get messes up terribly when you use it
I wish for jew-jitsu man

[bleyd]

granted but jakie cha kill your jew-jitsu

[Xodakat]

granted u get a wish

i wish someone would wish something that other ponies can wish wishes to wish something they like to wish so everypony would be able to wish something that would be my wish

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, here's a cat (after reading that wish I got a headache)

I wish I could be able to turn my eyes to red to my liking.

[Xodakat]

granted your eyes starts bleeding

i wish that wishes are now so complicated to wish

[Weremetalwolf]

(oh my )
Granted, now you have to wish in Arabic.

I wish I had fangs

[bleyd]

granted but you cant open your mouth  ..

i wish a 3 D printer for build all ponys and sell for brounis and pegasisters MUJAAJJA

[Xodakat]

granted but its made out of lego

i wish that my keyboard is able to connect to my pc