The purpose of this game is to grant the wish of the person above, but corrupted. Then you come up with a wish.
I'll start
Granted, now your post is deleted.
I wish for an MLP plushie.
Spoiler: Here you go..... show (http://i.imgur.com/qXDvzew.jpg)
Don't mind the lack of a mane and tail, you don't need it :P
I wish for a giant golden statue of our Mighty Corgi Overlord to be erected for the world to see and admire
Granted, but its brilliance is too much and no-one can look at it without losing their sight.
I wish that I won't be on vacation during the next OSW
granted~ unfortunately yur computer has been broken during the next osw~ :P
i wish i will become famous~ :3
Granted! ...but the mods have taken notice of you... *weighs ban hammer.* ovO
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Granted, you are a Silverfish, a small, wingless insect in the order Thysanura.
I wish I had an endlessly regenerating supply of ice cream
Granted! ...I assume you're expecting the flavors to be corrupted per usual? Nah, instead you get... A boot to the head! ovO
NOOO! YOU BROKE THE WISH LINK!!!
Well, time to improvise.
Granted. Now your wish is erased from your post.
I wish the MLP episodes didn't aired so early (It used to start at 9:30, now it's at 7:30)
Granted, now they air at 11:30pm on weekdays
I wish I can actually watch episodes on TV instead of having to wait until they are uploaded on Youtube
(I mean seriously, at least 3/4 of the VAs are Canadian and DHX Media is based in Vancouver yet the show is aired strictly in America :/)
Granted! But no one will tell you the horrible timeslot it has.
I wish I had a better memory.
Granted, but it only works with facts about grapefruit.
I wish that my mom would let me play on my laptop whenever the potato I want to
Granted, but it lags horribly.
I wish I had magic powers.
Granted. You can now read your own mind.
I wish Dark Souls would just stop throwing in everything out of left field.... That doesn't make it hard. It makes it a rage game... Like Cat Mario... I feel a rant coming on...
Now it's all thrown out of right field.
I wish that I can have all 6 Blizzard games for free, and all of their expansions.
Granted, but someone hijacks your account and you can never get it back.
I wish I could see FIM the way Faust originally intended it.
Granted, but it's not what you expected and you are horribly disappointed.
I wish I could have a pet fish.
Here is your pet fish stick.
I wish for more muffins
Granted. They are plastic muffins (I just don't know what went wrong)
I wish this congestion would go away. I want to donate blood.
Granted, but you donated all of your blood.
I wish I could be made out of actual butter cookies
Granted, but you melt if you step into sunlight.
I wish for a good time at the games convention tomorrow.
Granted, it's a good time, everyone just did a lot better than you.
I wish I wasn't trapped in chorus class doing nothing for 20 minutes instead of being dismissed early for lunch like we usually are.
Granted, you will literally do nothing for 20 minutes.
I wish for the time to do exercise every day.
Granted; therein the time for everything else has become zero!
I wish for the ability to produce gases so foul and rancid that everything that smells it sans me is corroded by its unholy powers.
Granted, you transform into a were-skunk.
I wish for corruption.
Granted, it affects your wife.
I wish to find a good deal for a tablet on Black Friday.
Granted, you find that the Benadryl tablets in the pharmacy are 75% off
I wish I didn't get tired from lack of sleep
Granted, but now you always feel tired waking up.
I wish it wasn't so expensive to install a capture card on my 3DS.
Granted, but sadly it doesn't work, and you break your 3DS.
I wish to corrupt my wish.
Granted. You wish yourself to grow a moustache, but you also grew a permanent beard.
I wish for better digital art skills.
Granted, but you can only make invisible art
I wish I wasn't a closet brony
Granted, but you locked yourself in the closet.
I wish that my wish was a wish so uncorruptable, noone can say Granted in the next post. > : D
Ok, all your wishes never happened and never will happen and now you live in sorrow and misery
I wish I was on the animation team for MLPFIM
Granted, but even though being on the team, they never let you do any animation, you just have to sit there and waste your time. ^-^
I wish I had a friendly tiger as a pet. :D
Granted, but you must always adress it by its full name: Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
I wish for a live, friendly Pikachu.
Granted, but you will always get thunderbolted... also, you will never have enough badges to train it.
I wish some items in Smash Bros weren't so cheap. (Worthless, overpowered, or too easy KO)
Granted, now instead of some items being that way, most of them are.
I wish I could travel anywhere through computers
Granted, but every time you travel to a computer, you end up in the recycle bin
I wish I was a unicorn
Granted, but it's just the horn and no magic.
I wish for the rain to really rain and not just moisten the ground and just leave a trace.
Granted, now it floods every time it rains.
I wish I accidentally the whole internet.
Granted, but it accidentally accidentally after 30 minutes.
I wish for my class to learn how to show respect.
Granted, but they will hurt you if you don't respect anything.
I wish that banana's weren't that slightly radioactive, and not radioactive at all.
Granted, but now bananas no longer exist
I wish open server weekends happened more often.
Granted, they now happen every weekend and you never get any work done.
I wish I wasn't so lazy all of the time.
Granted, now you work so hard you don't have time to do anything at all!
I wish gender stereotypes weren't a thing. I wouldn't have to hide my love for the the show anymore
Granted, but noone is boy or girl, simply both.
I wish i could play video Games on weekdays.
Granted, now you play so much you forgot to eat; R.I.P.
I wish I could make better electronic music
Granted, but your'e electronic music is ignored and no one listens.
I wish I didn't starve...
Granted, but now you are a cockroach in a landfill. I wish I had a brain.
Granted, but it a very primitive brain; it is just a clump of nerves
I wish I had more MLP merchandise
Granted, you have so much that it is visible from space.
I wish I had the world's fastest internet speed
Granted, now your internet is so fast, they can send you spam and ads faster too!
I wish anti-Bronies didn't exist
Granted, now the earth is ruled by a tyrannical government that decrees any display of behavior that does not contain traces of pony to be an act of treason and punishable by a slow and painful death.
I wish for another wish.
Granted....but wishing for another wish turned out to be like dividing by zero, and the universe implodes.
I wish my 3DS would have a better battery life.
Granted, but you have to wait an entire day to recharge.
I wish for some Tam's burgers.
Granted, but there's pony in it.
I wish DEOXYS WASN'T SO HARD TO CATCH IN ALPHA SAPPHIRE!!!! >:O (I made it faint three times, then just gave up.)
Granted, now deoxys is easy, but now pokeballs have been recalled and discontinued
I wish season 5 would happen right here, right now
Granted, but it happened so fast you didn't have time to see it, poor you, somehow everyone else sees it, and they tease you.
I wish 1 (Divided) 0 = (Universe implodes and makes anti matter black holes that are shaped like banana peels and only eat red planets like mars.)
Granted, but contrary to popular belief, the universe actually explodes instead of implosion, and for some reason all the black holes swallow everything
I wish video games weren't so expensive these days!
(As a 14 year old boy, it is hard for me to obtain money)
Granted, all video games cost 50 cents... but were programmed by high school students, thus having the same quality as "Action 52" (Look it up :P)
I wish kids shows from 2003-2010 were as well written as FIM.
Granted, but then FiM is badly written so everything else is just more worse.
I wish abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Granted, but now abcchdefghijklllnñopqrrrstuvwxyz
Apple Bloom: Ah really wish mah sister was here! ono
Granted, but Applejack is unconscious from being hit in the head with an apple
I wish background ponies had more attention
Granted, but they hired more background ponies to be the background's background.
I wish I could walk on water.
Granted, but only on absolutly 100% pure water.
I wish I didn't have so much work at collage. (I also wish I knew how this random person got my Skype name and liiteraly just sent me a slightly creepy message...blocked.)
Granted, now you are expelled from college, and now that person has complete control over your Skype ovO
I wish
Granted, but it de-wished itself after 1 second.
I wish I could draw better.
Granted, but your art is invisible
I wish I could code better
Granted, but somepony always steals your work so you can't use it because it gets copyrighted.
I wish I could get a hug from somepony that isn't in my family.
Granted, I give you a hug while disguised as somepony from your family, and grab a snack while I do so.
I wish my muse would stop being so lazy and help me write.
Granted, now your muse isn't lazy and you work so much, you miss a OSW!
I wish for something pony-related.
Granted, you get a plushie Pinkie, but 10 secods later the Tardis appear and fly away with it.
I wish I could eat meat in Equestria... ovO
Granted, but the only meat edible in equestria are the tongues of animals (Still covered in spit)
I wish bronies took over the world!!!!!!
Granted. But it's the very obnoxious ones everyone hates.
I wish I could find a store where Omega Ruby is before the Beldum event ends.
Granted, but right when you reach for the last game in stock , someone takes it before you do
I wish my parents would approve of me being a brony
Granted, now they treat you like a daughter.
I wish for a cool weather for this OSW.
Granted, but a freak heat wave raises the temperature 20 degrees warmer.
I wish I had a portal gun!
Granted. It's the one portal device. And no other portal creation device existed.
I wish the miracle happen..... (I'm aware it's grammatically incorrect. It's a reference joke.)
granted, but the miracle happened for someone else
I wish it rained more.
Granted. It now rains fire more.
I wish my phone wasn't always signed in on this website for whatever reason.
Granted, but now it has a hard time signing in to this site.
I wish I can replace my GPU in my laptop with a better one without opening it up wholesomely.
(If you mean CPU processor): Granted, but the processor you bought always displays pop up ads on your computer.
I wish my internet isn't absolutely TERRIBLE.
Granted. Constant conection and no disruptions at a cost of only half the internet speed.
I wish I can be an MLP Pony for just one day (just to know how it feels)
Granted, but Princess Celestia figures out you're not supposed to be there and sends you to the moon.
[IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/notr4i.jpg[/img]
Granted. But Celestia missed and banished "I wish to" to the moon instead .
I wish I could come up with a wish.
Granted, but the wish will be forgotten.
I wish to have money for a Wii U
Granted, but you accidentally buy this one...
(http://sickr.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/wii-u-and-wii.jpg)
I wish I was back in shape already.
Granted, you're now inside a huge square.
I wish I could think of an RP to make.
Granted, but it doesn't go the way you planned.
I wish my wifi can get the awesome speed like my ethernet cord.
Granted, but it is unsecured, so all of your neighbors are stealing your bandwidth.
I wish my phone had a better battery life.
Granted, but it needs to charge for a very long time for it to fully charge
I wish for some orange juice.
Granted, but it's burnt.
I wish for conduit powers!
granted, but if someone sees it, it permanently disappears.
I wish I had extra time to work on my art project.
Quote from: Peace Keeper on 2015 Jan 14, 14:11:09
granted, but if someone sees it, it permanently disappears.
I wish I had extra time to work on my art project.
Granted but you will get an F on it no matter what.
I wish I had a pie flavored pie. (A classic Roblox wish)
Granted, but there's a mine turtle in it.
I wish reality wasn't so boring.
Granted. We all become little ponies. However, we are smaller than bugs and bugs become our biggest enemies.
I wish Littlepip was promoted from fan character to canon character.
Granted, but his/her (not sure of gender) character is copyrighted by Hasbro and any project with Littlepip in it is in danger of C&D.
I wish the standard N3DS was also available in North America.
Granted, but you cant find any games for it.
I wish i had good hats in tf2
Granted, but now everyone has the same hat.
I wish my soda that I got from BK did not taste it weird (The soda ran out of soda, and it is like half water) >A<
Granted, now it tastes like nothing.
I wish it wasn't so cold!!!!!
Granted. Welcome to the surface of the sun, please enjoy your stay. ^-^
I wish my family had better luck selling our items.
Granted,but There is chucky alive
I wish I was a Pie ovO
Granted, now somepony eats you. O:
I wish I could fly.
Granted, you can now fly but never land.
I wish I had 1000mbit internet!
Granted,but you lose 1mbit a second
I wish I was 20% cooler
Granted, your temperature is now -25 degrees Celsius.
I was to forever be untouchable by rain!
Granted, but that includes all forms of water.
I wish I could have a tablet.
Of course you have a tablet. It's one of the Egyptian ruins and it's in pieces. Don't you remember? You've got it on your bedside desk c:
I wish for peace.
Granted, I am here!
I wish I can get at least a pony vinyl.
Quote from: Peace Keeper on 2015 Feb 22, 01:29:11
Granted, I am here!
I wish I can get at least a pony vinyl.
Clever... clever.
Sure, you get a pony vinyl. But you don't have a gramophone to play it c:
I wish that there wa sa fluffy bunny that protected fluffy bunnies.
Grated,but it doesn't know what to do
I wish LoE was done so everypony could play on It
Granted, but it still has lingering bugs.
I wish my upload speed was faster.
Granted, along with a filter that flips a bit every few packages.
I wish I could download a cup of coffee.
granted,but no creamer/sweetener and no flavor or milk
I wish I could REALLY do rainbooms *sigh*
Granted, you can do Rainbooms in your dreams lol
I wish I was a cyborg ninja like Jack Raiden.
Granted; but you have no memory of the events or being a cyborg, making you continue to wish for it and making further wishes for it invalid.
I wish I was a banana. :P
granted, now you shall never love again, i wish that i can go to chs (from eg) and get the mane 6 to like me, and maybe even love, i havent decided wich one could possibly love me, but i dont care, i guess rarity, there, i want rarity from eg to love me
Granted Thaaaat only lasts for 1 second
I wish I was Flufflepuff :3
Granted but the fans overflow you instead.
I wish to rule the world and not just Equestria as a tyrant without any resistance or rebellions.
Granted! But it actually turns out to be an immensely tedious and stressful job which leaves you almost no time for yourself.
I wish for the ability predict the weather by 1 day!
Quote from: Nuserame on 2015 Feb 22, 22:49:34
Granted! But it actually turns out to be an immensely tedious and stressful job which leaves you almost no time for yourself.
I wish for the ability predict the weather by 1 day!
Granted. You can predict the weather by one day
On Jupiter. lol
Granted, now your wish is forever deleted.
I wish for this rain to last a bit more longer.
Oh... My bad!
Granted, it'll last an extra 10 seconds. Cherish that.
I wish I remembered to ask a wish that last time....
granted,but you can't travel back in time to fix it
I wish oh how I wish there was 100 inces of snow <---how could you mess that up
granted, but you still have to go to school and or work and the snow will never go away
i wish that rarity from eg will love me forever
Granted, but Rarity finds someone else right when you were going to make your move
I wish that my wish wished for a wish so that my wish's wishes can have so many wishes
Granted, but you are only limited to only 3 wishes, and cannot wish for more wishes after the 3rd.
I wish for a good camera to take pics of landscapes.
Granted, but it breaks after the first picture.
I wish I wasn't in a sleepy daze for about an hour every time I wake up. It's so uncomfortable and I feel like I might fall asleep.
Granted, replaced your alarm with a mysteriously appearing bucket of water!
I wish for a roman catapult so I can fling tomatoes at stuff.
(I don't have an alarm. I wake up by myself.)
Granted, it's incredibly flimsy and barely has any power though.
I wish the day would go by faster.
Granted, each day lasts 12 hours, but you now perceive time as moving slower. Each day now seems to last for 24 hours.
I wish snow would actually stick where I live.
Granted, it sticks, to your house, causing it to become very cold.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
You know what to wish for now! Too bad you've expended your wish figuring out what it was you truly desired~! :3
Now then... I wish I had a ham-lettuce sandwich (maybe mustard/cheese optional) on either toasted or soft potato bread. Was craving that the entire day.....
You got it, but it was 4 weeks old and has been siting outside for that time.
I wish for a pair of wings
Granted, but they're going to molt in 3 days.
I wish I could see Frozen.
Granted but a bunch of youtubers harass you in response.
I wish I could actually find someone on online play faster on my DW 8 complete edition and SW4 its getting a bit annoying.... >.<
Granted, but only lasts about a minute.
I wish for a Gamecube adaptor.
Granted but it crashes a few seconds after it works.
I wish for a 20 foot cake to give to Gamepad
Granted, but I get the credit for it.
I wish for RIOT POINTS!!!!
Granted, a riot is pointed at you.
I wish I didn't woke up so sleepy *yawn* curse you daylight savings.
Daylight savings.... >:O
Note* Video has been removed due to violation of rule 12.
Granted but you are unable to sleep afterwards.
I wish the snow would still be here.
Granted, and now you have 4 feet of snow. Good luck traveling.
I wish my 3ds power pqck wasn't messing up on me. (My second one and now it is messing up. Just got it a few months ago.)
it work, but you no longer own it, it belongs to your archenemy
I wish for season five to start sooner
Granted, it arrives 1 minute sooner, but you pass out from excitement and miss out entirely.
I wish I was infused with nanomachines like Senator Armstrong.
Granted, but now the government uses you as a crash test dummy.
I wish I wasn't so bored...
Granted, here is some fun, but you get bored again soon.
I wish I had a capture card
Granted, but you bought the wrong capture card, and your capture card captured you.
I wish I had a way to watch season five
Granted, but it is in 144P
I wish my physics class wasn't so confusing.
Granted, but now every other class is confusion.
I wish I didn't have a 99.9 fever.
Instead has a 125.6 fever
I wish that I always have enough money in my pocket to pay for whatever I'm buying.
you do, but it is never in an accepted currency.
I wish i didn't miss the S5 premiere
Granted, but it has to be seen in the lowest quality.
I wish for a donut.
Granted, but you find it half eaten in a trash can.
I wish for more wishes.
Wish granted, but you're Rainbow Dash level of ego, and Dragon's level of greed, incinerates you on the power anti-friendship lol
I wish for infinite delicious muffins, shared with Derpy, Vinyl, and my Pegagsister GF
Granted, the infinite mass of the muffins tears a rip in space and time destroying the universe.
I wish for the wish that I wish tonight.
Granted, but it will be the only wish, and all throughout will be forever corrupted.
I wish for some more tortas de papas.
Wish Granted, you will find 23, but they will be expired after a day.
I wish I wasn`t allergic to pollen.
Granted, you are now dependent of pollen and must be in constant contact with fresh pollen or die.
I wish for twenty-five xylophones
Granted, but each has missing keys and all of them has that ONE specific key missing.
I wish I had more room in my fridge.
Granted, it takes up the whole earth. I wish I had a car.
Granted, but your car will be broken after the day you use it.
I wish to be a writer by tomorrow.
Granted, but you have writers block.
I wish that I don't have as much homework.
Granted, but you get more quizzes and exams are longer.
I wish for a plushie
Granted, but it's a hideous mess of different cloths.
I wish for the ability to teleport.
Granted, but you will teleport to Tokyo, Japan and you go to the 1890s, so since you don't have a passport, you will go to jail.
I wish to be able to fly.
Granted, but you are unable to land properly.
I wish for this rain to go on for a good while.
Granted, it causes global flooding.
I wish that I had a deeper understanding of literature and essay writing.
Granted, but everything else has a not deep understanding.
I wish to be better at drawing ponies.
Granted, but you just can't get the eyes right.
I wish people would stop wishing for things. :P
Granted, but it only lasted for a bit.
I wish laptops were as upgratable as the desktop PCs
Granted, but the parts are always outdated and never fit well.
I wish that there was a new episode of MLP today.
Granted, but it will not be a good episode.
I wish to go to Canterlot High Right now.
Granted, but you're still a pony and are hunted down by animal control.
I wish that I better work habits.
Granted, but you get a pay cut.
I wish I can trade my 24" for a 32"
Granted, but the person you traded with sent you a 32cm by mistake.
I wish there was less confusion when it comes to unit conversion.
Granted, but only if it`s on a certain day.
I wish to find a mirror underground.
Granted. Tada! you found a mirror burried in dirt.
I wish for a new 3DS (the medium size not the XL)
Granted, but it's 3D is stuck on max.
I wish for more ideas to wish for.
granted, but you now get half the wish.
I wish for a plushy of my OC
Granted, but it was made by a 3 year old.
I wish that "Your OC Sucks" would finally use my OC and categorize it as good.
Granted, it is in the "Too Colourful" Section.
I wish to be able to make my own custom pony.
Granted, you use Pony Creator v.3 and are shunned by everyone as you protest the perfection of the program.
I wish their was something better than Pony Creator for the artistically challenged.
Granted~ however the new pony creator site controls are too hard to understand
I wish I could create anything I could imagine be it sci fi or real.
Granted, they`re made out of Food.
I wish for Rainbow Dash to do a Sonic Rainboom Right now.
Granted, but unfortunately it will be her last in her lifetime.
I wish to be able to finish a lot of drawings before my next semester starts.
Granted~ but your hardrive malfunctions and you lose all your work
I wish portal guns existed
Granted, but there are only two and one of them is lost.
I wish that I could go to Japan.
Hey! That was mine! Oh well.
Granted, but you took the wrong plane and end up in Hong Kong.
I wish to be way better at drawing than now.
Granted, you can close curtains like no other!
I wish that the English language would have an increased vocabulary.
Granted~ the words make absolutely no sense though
I wish my perspective drawings were better
Quote from: Nightshade Star on 2015 May 12, 17:24:22
Hey! That was mine! Oh well.
Heh, I'll be going there this summer to scout jamboree, just can't wait X3
Quote from: Nightshade Star on 2015 May 12, 17:24:22
I wish to be way better at drawing than now.
Quote from: annosrules on 2015 May 13, 20:09:20
Granted, you can close curtains like no other!
This looks like you've read the wrong wish, so I'll just grant this one (a second time) if it isn't just my horrible english.
Granted, but now you can't improve anymore.
And now for Cryptic dash X3:
Granted, but now people accuse you for just taking photos.
I wish it was summer break already.
Granted. But it's immediately over and you have to deal with the crushing sorrow of knowing you have to endure this again.
I wish Metal Gear Rising 2 was confirmed!
((Actually, drawing a curtain involves 'drawing' it out over the window. Hence closing curtains.))
((Ops, my bad english then X3 I learn something new everyday))
Granted, but it'll only come out in Chinese because of some reason.
I wish I could learn english faster.
Granted, but now your Math has grown weaker.
I wish I wasn't sick anymoar.
Granted, but now everyone you know have gone sick.
I wish that I could get more motivation to do things.
Granted, but it is only on one thing.
I wish my 3DS tranfer speed can go faster.
Granted, but everyone you communicate with through your 3ds gets super slow transfer speed.
I wish I didn't have to go to a picnic.
Granted, but you missed out on the muffins.
I wish for... a napkin. X3
Granted, but you get... two X3
I wish that I knew more people.
Granted, but you forget their names.
I wish for a capture card to record console gameplay.
Granted, here's my Roxio Gamecap "Pro". If it works for you, then great.
I wish I could destroy Konami's current CEO >:(
Granted, but you destroyed Konami.
I wish to be able to get a class for this fall.
Granted, it is for something you`re bad at.
I wish to finish Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.
Granted, but right at the second, the game corrupts, and the ending scene is unable to play.
I wish for the Nile.
Good... Let Konami get destroyed. They deserve it!
Granted. But it's a Nile Pile!
I wish that Metal Gear Solid 5 wasn't the last Metal Gear made by the great Hideo Kojima. D:
Granted, now all future MG games will be made by the geniuses that made Sonic Boom: Rise Of Lyric.
I wish game developers weren't so greedy these days.
Granted, but now the movie developers are.
I wish I could find more songs that I can add to my song list.
Granted, but theyre all just "Happy birthday" in different languages
I wish Gmod had another update
Granted, it adds microtransactions.
I wish Tesco had better products.
Granted, but now they are more expensive.
I wish I can get my Elgato HD60 super soon.
Granted, it will go to a different place you recently been.
I wish to make my own movie.
Granted. It can only played in one theater.
I wish my congestion FINALLY leaves!!! >:O
Granted, you get a fever right after that.
I wish for a pet.
Granted, here's an angry, territorial tarantula.
I wish something sweet to eat.
Granted, but I ate it before you X3
I wish for people to like me
Granted, and no corruption ^-^ (seriously, you're awesome)
I wish for a pet bunny.
Granted, but you gotta pay up for the bunny (and it's a cute one)
I wish for some orange juice.
Granted, but I drank it..... X3
I wish I had answers to my upcoming math test :c
Granted, but you must show the work, which the answer keys don't have.
I wish for it to rain.
Granted, but not long after it started raining, a tornado came.
I wish to rule the world.
Granted, but now the only thing you can say is "OF COURSE!!!"
I wish for more Wii U games.
Granted, you got Disney Infinity, but you forgot the avatars.
I wish for more friends on this website, I'm a bit alone here.
Granted, no corruption ^-^
I wish I wasn't so BORED...
Granted, you get too hyper that you can't sleep.
I wish for a... STEAK FOR DINNER!!!
granted, but I ate it... :D
I wish for all the time in the world!
Granted, you travel time, no corruptions!! :D
I wish to be an animator.
Granted, but you become my rival. (My dream is either animating or becoming a YouTuber.)
I wish for Splatoon.
Granted, but doesn't have the disk.
*-I read news from the UK a truck delivering the game suddenly disappeared, so now it is gonna be rare :c
I wish I had money for a Wii U.
granted, but they recently banned the Wii U...
I wish for better memory XD
Granted, it only works for this: Your House.
I wish for LUCK!!!
granted, but it only lasts for about an hour X3
I wish for the signature red panda webkinz ( I know its childish, no judging XD )
Quote from: Peace Keeper on 2015 May 28, 18:45:40
Granted, but doesn't have the disk.
*-I read news from the UK a truck delivering the game suddenly disappeared, so now it is gonna be rare :c
I wish I had money for a Wii U.
Yeah, apperently it was transporting a bunch of Special Edition Splatoon games and Inkling Amiibos. Everyone thinks the people who did it were after the Amiibos more than the actual game. In fact, does anyone else feel like these things are becoming trouble? People are going THIS crazy over them...
Granted, but it's a blue one.
I wish time zones weren't so annoying.
Granted, but the earth stands still, forever stuck in that position.
I wish Smash CPUs were good-human-player good not super-human good.
Granted, but now the amiibo are completely broken.
I wish for money.
Granted, but its so dirty no one will accept it.
I wish for more news on the upcoming Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game!
Granted. It turns out that it is even buggier than Sonic 06.
I wish I had the motivation to get back to work on my MLP/MGR fic. I have the first 2 chapters and prologue's plot written down in my notebook.
Granted, but you need to split it with me; I need to get back to my fic.
I wish I would exercise more.
Granted, but not you don't know the meaning of " relax " or " lazy "
I wish for more fortune cookies c:
Granted, they will have bad fortunes.
I wish to get a tower.
Granted, but it collapsed shortly after it was built...
I wish i could remember my webkinz password :I
Granted, but now you need to change your password and username.
I wish I had Discovery Family in HD (The DirecTV upgrade does not include DF in HD)
Granted, but it costs a lot more than usual.
I wish there was more movies that I could enjoy, and want to watch over and over without getting bored.
lol it actually does cost more than usual
granted, but others do not enjoy it.
I wish my headache is gone.
Granted, you will get a sore foot after that.
I wish time can go by fast (Like if a day is an hour).
Granted, but now you cant keep track of important things in life.
I wish I could draw better :I
Granted, but you can't never seem to finish it all, even if it is 99%
I wish for a cape.
Granted, it's ripped up.
I wish for a MLP Plush of my own OC.
Granted, but it's poorly made.
I wish to be my OC for a day.
Granted, it lasts for a minute, so you need to do it a lot.
I wish for a Xylophone.
Granted, but one of the keys is connected to a bomb. Be careful which one. (You may end up like Daffy Duck)
0-kay? I wish to be my OC for a day again.
Granted, but you get stuck in your room, so you can't do any advanced flying, or get out at all.
I wish to get Harry Potter sequal, or just a book series with fantasy theme that is so great you can't put it away.
Granted.
BOOK OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!! ovO
I wish for a Harry Potter Chocolate Frog (Even if I already have it).
Granted, but it runs away!
I wish for a way to meet my online friends.
Granted, no corruption! :D
I wish for a plush.
Granted. It's not your favorite pony. (At least it's a plushie :D )
I wish to finish my drawing soon.
Granted, time left: 1 month
I wish to go to Canterlot.
Granted, but it's empty
I wish for a smoothie.
Granted but it's a celery and anchovies smoothie
i wish i had $1,000,000
Granted, you spend them all.
I wish for the Rainbow Party.
Granted but it rains the whole time and knocks out the power!
I wish for Free Wifi every were i go that dosent lag!
Granted, but it's rather slow internet speed.
I wish for.... a cape? X3
Granted! but it has moth holes and smells funny!
i wish for good grades!
Granted, but it happens only in one semester, and grading now becomes tougher.
I wish for some Nike O-Ring Horseshoes.
Granted, You end up with a another pair.
I wish for a bird.
granted, here's an egg of a blue bird.
I wish to gets another 30 minutes of nap
Granted. *shoves in bed*
I wish for a Magic 8 Ball.
Granted. There is a small chance for good fortune (well saying yes)
I wish to learn magic.
Granted, you know Cards.
I wish for the servers to open.
Granted, it will happen pretty soon
*-same here. I feel excited for the next one.
I wish to be king
Granted, (No corruption) You marry me, then I'm Queen.
I wish for a party.
Wha! Married!? But I already got a wife!
Granted, happy birthday!
I wish for some cake now. mmmm
Your place changes when you marry.
Granted. *It was smacked in your face.* Wasn't me.
I wish for the presents (servers) to open.
Granted. In the future. But your get a nice diamond from a gift.
I wish for a napkin.
Granted, but its already used.
I wish for my brain to remember things better.
Granted, but other things are forgotten (pretty much the unnecesarry ones X3 )
I wish for another cake.
Grantded but it gets kicked into the sad!
i wishh i was pretty o3o
Granted. You win second price in a beauty contest.
I wish for some Tams.
Granted! idk what Tams are but something bad happens to them though :P
i wish i had a candy bar o3o
Granted. *hands a peppermint bar*
I wish for a... Map?
Granted, but it has no use other than to play games on it.
I wish... for 1500 for that really good laptop I saw at Best Buy.
Granted, but the laptop has already been sold out.
I wish for a Black Rock Shooter 2, seriously, that anime was great! >:O
Granted. Coming soon in 2025
I wish my arm isnt sore
Granted, but now your left leg is!
I wish timezones didn't exist.
Granted. Now everyone lives in the same time zone and everything else on earth is uninhabitable.
I wish for some nice rainy weather.
Granted, but a lightning hit your house and now electricity won't start, and you'll have to pay tons to get it fixed.
I wish summer didn't have to be oh so warm.
Granted, it's ice cold.
I wish that the storms are over.
Granted, now it constantly rains lightly for a long time.
I wish for the Nile
Granted! you now have a dried up riverbed
Granted, but it will be erased from your post and forgotten right away.
I wish my internet isn't derpingmtoo much.
Granted. You lost your internet. Henceforth your internet does nothing.
I wish that anyone doesn't use "Granted" or "I wish" in next message.
I bestow upon you that which you wanted.
I pray for a better computer.
^-^
Granted, but your computer is a super-intelligent one that want to kill you.
I want snoooooooooooow! :D
Granted. You got a coma for half-year. When you woke up, snowflakes were slowly falling behind a window of your hospital ward.
I wish... Right now I wish nothing. Where can I get my nothing?
Granted. You found it three blocks east around the corner. You felt nothing, when you woked up you saw nothing, in your pocket found nothing and the police said there is nothing they can do.
I wish for peace in this world.
Granted. In this world peace will come someday, but in others worlds (also in Eq...) dissensions will be forever. Are you ready to take this responsibility?
I wish to go to stars.
Granted.You woked up in a comfortable chair in front of which was a desk full of some kind of report papers. The writings on the office door read S.T.A.R.S. Capitan Enjer Smith. A loud voice came behind the door."Capitan!!! The mutants are breaking through the barricade!!! The central HQ is not responding!!!"
I wish to be the luckiest man alive.
Granted. You were lucky enough to be caught in a giant traffic jam for hours, and having your car break down during said jam, while a storm brewed that generated a ton of rain, then a bolt of lightning strikes near your car. You wake up in the hospital where you were lucky enough to survive, but with no knowledge of how luck and chance worked anymore.
I wish to get some sleep.
Granted. You get to sleep until a pink elephant, coming straight from "Dumbo", wakes you up. Sitting on you.
I want gummy bears!
Granted.Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0), here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO02zbQVrjg) and here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4aJz2E5LQI) !
I wish for some popcorn.
Gummi Bears! :D
Oh, sorry, got distracted :s
Granted! They're the best pop corn you'ever eaten, but you accidentally stole them from Hulk!
I want Fluffle Puff!
(Hulk said it's ok and that he likes pretty pretty pegasus)
Granted! You were about to hug Fluffle Puff when she suddenly transformed in to Queen Chrysalis, she hugged you anyway and then teleport herself back to Equestria.
I wish for a miracle.
Granted. You now have the amazing power to turn lead into a different kind lead. WHOOHOO!
I wish i had a talking pony.
Granted. You have a talking and singing pony, but he sings like Donkey and thinks to be Madonna.
I wish for pink, flowy hair! :'(
Granted. (gives Scarlet a mound of pink, flowy,hair.)
I wish i had a new house.
Granted!!! (Hope you don't sleepwalk.)
(http://www.chillhour.com/img/travel/the_hut_on_the_edge_of_the_abyss/hut_on_the_edge.jpg)
I wish for some soup.
Granted! It's super spicyyyyyyyyyyy!
Here I'm practically asking for tragedy, but I want Discord at my house for a day!
Granted! Discord stood still all day at your house. Also you could walk through him. And you were the only one who could see him. Then he disappeared.
I wish for a wish to know what I wish so I could have that wish uncorrupted.
Granted! You found the right wish and got it granted uncorrupted,but then, since the point of this thread is to have your wishes corrupted, you get caught up in a paradox that leads to you elimination from the Earth to resolve the paradox.
I wish for (someone will shot me, I know) Fluttercord to be canon! ovO
Granted. Unfortunately the only time of its showing was the day your tv broke.
I wish i had all the seasons already.
Granted! You get arrested for piracy!
I wish I was there when it was raining chocolate!
Granted. To bad no one told you about the hail of ants following it.
I wish i had wings.
Granted. A pair of Icarus wax wings appeared in your hands.
I wish for Fluttershy to sing me a song.
Granted! Flutterguy will sing for you "Somebody to love"!
I wish for Luna to sing me a lullaby.
Granted! Yodeling counts as singing right?
I wish i had some answers. 0:)
Granted, but as is usually the case with answers, they lead to twice as many more questions in the end.
I wish I had more time in each day.
Granted! You now move three times slower than everyone else. :o
I wish i had a submarine. :3
Granted! But it's a shame that all the submarines that exist on earth have vanished from existence for some reason..
I wish that I had a Baymax lanyard.. >.<
Granted, But the first day you have it you get a nosebleed and turn the lanyard completely red.
I wish my relationship was going more smoothly DD: D:
Granted! Your relationship is going very smoothly. So smoothly with the spider that lives over your bed in fact, that she had just laid 50,000 eggs right above you.
I wish I was BATMAN! or BATMANE! whichever.
Granted! Everyone called you BATMAN! And Penguin was curious! Unfortunately, you did not have any tricks up your sleeves. Later everyone knew you as BATMANE! You were a pretty darn looking cloak!
I wish for a pony!
Granted! But this pony always gets stolen for some reason..Odd..
I wish that Hiro Hamada was an actual person! :D
Granted! But, as you know, Hiro is a sarcastic little smartass, so he will make you look dumb in front of everyone for th rest of your life.
I wish for all the ship wars to end!
Granted. From this point on their will no longer be any battles from any ships in the ocean.
I wish I had super powers
Granted. Your super powers are permanent invisibility and a hypnotic third eye, now if only you could find someone who can see still you.
I wish I could meet my great grandfather.
Granted! You will meet him at his grave. :)
I wish that I could watch the Japanese version of Dogtanian And The Three Muskehounds! *-*
Granted, you get a completely phoned-in bootleg version of the show completely in english, with subtitles directly ripped from Google Translate. Enjoy.
I wish for a crossover episode with MLP and Dungeons and Dragons.
Granted. To bad the episode was only 5 seconds long when twilight failed her savings throw and the dragons insinerated her and her group.
I wish I was a real boy. ^-^
Granted! You will now know how a rag doll feels for the rest of your life. ovO
I wish that my room smelled like french vanilla~ <3
Granted. (pulls dump truck to marshys window and floods her room with french vanilla ice cream.) As soon as it all melts your room will have that wonderful french vanilla smell. ovO
I wish i could talk to dolphins.
Granted: You can now speak with the Miami Dolphins.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted. Now genie will make your wishes to wish
I wish I could speak english good :\
Granted. Unfortunately everyone in the word now speaks Chinese.
I wish i had a pet dragon.
Granted. Alduin, the World-Eater is summoned to the world. You are powerless as he decimates whole civilizations and destroys the world, have a nice day.
I wish for a nice chicken dinner.
Granted. As you sit in your dinning room about to enjoy a fantastic chicken dinner, The family of the food your going to eat finds you. Hearing loud wails and crying from outside saying that was their son, and how much they loved him,(Even getting married in a week) and how he was the first in their chicken family to be accepted into college. Harvard no less (trying to find a cure for cancer.) Through your dinning room window you can see family of your dinner staring at you and your food with huge soulfilled eyes. As the crying and wailing gets even louder. But hey! Enjoy your chicken dinner, you deserve it . ;)
I wish i had a new car.
Quote from: Spacecase101 on 2015 Aug 22, 21:32:13
Granted. As you sit in your dinning room about to enjoy a fantastic chicken dinner, The family of the food your going to eat finds you. Hearing loud wails and crying from outside saying that was their son, and how much they loved him,(Even getting married in a week) and how he was the first in their chicken family to be accepted into college. Harvard no less (trying to find a cure for cancer.) Through your dinning room window you can see family of your dinner staring at you and your food with huge soulfilled eyes. As the crying and wailing gets even louder. But hey! Enjoy your chicken dinner, you deserve it . ;)
"My name is Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite Chicken Dinner."
Also, Granted. You are given a brand new Lamborghini. You are soon promptly arrested for magically stealing someone's car.
I wish I could star in a movie.
Granted. *Colors you brown and glues some sticks and leaves to you.* You are playing the part of the tree. WHOOHOO! ^-^ Its like forth grade all over again.
I wish my wishes were'nt corrupted.
Granted. But since you've gone against the purpose of this game, the guilt is going to persecute you forever!
I wish to become my ponysona, in hooves and mane!
Granted! *turns you to a colorful marshmellow horse with no ability to talk*
I wish I could swim in tea pool.
Granted, someone drinks the tea and you are never seen again.
I wish Summerslam didn't end with such a horrid ending. Like seriously, BROCK TOTALLY WON!
Granted. All the creators of MLP-FIM were fired and now work for WWE. Bad news news no more MLP. Good news tune in to next years event: SUMMERSLAM 2016 FRIENDSHIP IS WRESTLING!! :s
I wish i could attend a brony convention. X3
Granted, you get a special VIP pass from John DeLance himself. You have the chance to hang out with all the writers, and voice actors of MLP. You're excited to meet them, get some autographs, maybe even a few photos to brag to all your friends.
Unfortunately, upon arrival you realize that the moment you show them your badge, that it's a counterfeit. You are arrested and banned from every brony convention ever. Have a nice day.
I wish for ultimate power.
Granted. You now have ULTIMATE POWER....in the making of grilled cheese sammiches. Now make us all some lunch with your amazing powers please. ;)
I wish i was scuba diving right now. :D
Granted, you go Scuba Diving, into the kids pool, what the heck is wrong with you, man?
I wish for a dollar.
Granted. *Gives you a dollar* Now we just have to deduct some taxes,(state tax, federal tax, home tax, veteran tax, pet tax, medicade tax, medical tax, social security tax, squid tax, homeowner tax, pony tax, friendship is magic tax, vehicle tax, paper tax, boating tax, llama tax, tree tax, whale tax, those cat pics all over the internet tax, food tax, spaghetti tax, window tax, the right to be alive tax, ugly tax, pretty tax, aaaannnndddddddd income tax!) :D SSSooo you now owe me one hundred dollars for that dollar I gave you. Small bills please. ovO
I wish I had a new camera.
Granted. Someone runs up behind you and knocks you out with one of those ancient, 1980 cameras. You know, those bricks of a camera? Anyways, he steals your wallet and runs off. But hey, enjoy your camera. ;)
I wish for a party.
Granted. Its a great party! We have all your RL friends plus your friends from LoE their as well. Including guests from MLP-FIM cast and crew. Truely it is a wonderful time that shall be remembered by everyone that attended. I just wish someone remembered to invite you., After all we did have it at your house while you were at work. If it makes you feel better we did take a lot of pictures of it if you wanna see them? Also if you want, you can give me your phone number so i can call you at 3 in the morning to tell you how great it was. :3
I wish they had My Little Pony Friendship is Magic land at Disney World. :D
Granted, welcome to the MLP section of "Abandoned By Disney". Have a nice day.
I wish I could win something. Anything.
Granted. YOU JUST WON (drum roll please.) THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND, EXTRA SPECIAL, TOTALLY UNIQUE...ROCK. That i found on the ground while walking. Here you go. ovO I wish I was as lucky as you.
I wish i could meet the creators of MLP-FIM.
Granted. You meet with cardboard cut-outs of the creators, with voice boxes attached to them. Its funny, you don't recall Tara Strong sounding like Microsoft Sam...
I wish for a brand new copy of Shaq Fu.
UUUMMmmmm GGGrraanntteddd!?!. A part of me wants to corrupt your wish. But knowing how bad that game is. I think youll suffer even more if i just gave it to you uncorrupted. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *hack, hack, hack, cough, cough, clears throat* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ovO
I wish i could travel around the world.
Granted.
You had got a very powerful push and had flew into space. Thank goodness, you had been wearind your space suit at that moment, so you had survived. You've stabilized your orbit, and now you're flying around the Earth at 5657 m/s and go one turn in 3 hours and 57 miuntes. Air reserve in your space suit has left for two and a half turns.
I wish to get a letter with a tasty NOT POISONED cake.
Quote from: Spacecase101 on 2015 Aug 26, 00:14:07
UUUMMmmmm GGGrraanntteddd!?!. A part of me wants to corrupt your wish. But knowing how bad that game is. I think youll suffer even more if i just gave it to you uncorrupted. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *hack, hack, hack, cough, cough, clears throat* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ovO
The scary part is that I genuinely like Shaq Fu.
Granted, you receive a cake that is not poisoned at all. Instead, the cake is made of a high-concentrated explosive that goes off once it is cut into. Enjoy.
Enjer brought the dangerous cake to a polygone and blew it by a stick of dynamite. The cake had been an usual taste cake, without any explosive. Enjer had been fooled. Ugh.
Granted. You'll get it, but I have to clear your wish so that anyone won't see it.
I wish to wake up at early morning and to feel the ability to write in Hebrew.
אתה תרגמתי את זה עם עזרה של גוגל מתרגם, אני מכיר אותך
Granted. You wake up early one morning and find an incredible urge to write an MLP-FIM fanfic in Hebrew. Oi!! ^-^
I wish i could experience TRUE LOVE! <3 <3 0:)
Granted. You watch a movie called True Love. Its quite the experience. Its a shame you don't have a significant other to share this experience with.
I wish I knew what my last wish was.
Granted. Your wish was that Spacecase101 won 50 million dollars and you paid all the taxes. AAAWWEEE! Your the best ton! :3
I wish I could meet aliens.
Granted, you meet the aliens from Alien. Have a fun time. ;)
I wish I could be a football player.
Granted but a certain sidekick yells at you whenever you say "Football". It's pronounced "Fútbol".
I wish Nintendo would back off with their copyright claims...
Granted. Nintendo will now slack off with the copyright issue. Instead they just implant a V-chip into your head that delivers a "HARMLESS " (snicker, snicker.) charge to your brain whenever you try tp upload something from nintendo onto youtube. Youll be fine! Trust me! ovO Well have someone come over to your house to wipe off that extra drool forming at the corner of your mouth from time to time, and everything will be okay. And remember MARIO IS ALWAYS WATCHING!! :D
I wish i had a pet tiger.
Granted. The Tiger is untrained and highly territorial. Hope you know how to fight tigers!
I wish the second half of Season 5 would air this week instead of next week.
Granted, but the quality is absolutely horrible!
I wish animating was easier.
Granted. You now have to ability to master animation, but all you can make is the MLP 3.5 style of animation.
I wish for some pizza.
Granted. I have some pizza I was going to toss out for being wwwaaayyyy past its expir...........err I mean have some of this YUMMY pizza I made just for you. :D Just pick out the pink and purple stuff and it will be fine. Also you might not want to open the box in any enclosed spaces, as it might cause hallucinations. Anyways enjoy your penicill....er PIZZA I mean.
I wish I had a jet pack.
Granted, but when you start it, it doesn't turn off until its out of fuel.
I wish for books! X3
Granted! Now you have lots of books that only consist of pictures, even on the outside! There isn't a single word. :)
I wish for a Tamagotchi. :3
Granted, but it breaks after 1 week.
I wish for plushies!
Granted but all of them come to life and are after you.
I wish that Elswords community wasnt such a broken salt mountain since mid Season 2
Granted, but soon it will happen again.
I wish I was able to get more nap time.
Granted, you will sleep but prince has to wake you up with a kiss
I wish people would love me :/
Granted, your parents love you even more now!
I wish pones would stop corrupting my wishes
Granted, but noy you cant make more wishes.
I wish for the Nile.
Granted, but now all the crocodiles sleep in your room.
I wish I had a piece of caramel cheesecake.
Granted, Saved it for you for a month now X3
I wish I own a Wii U
Quote from: Spacecase101 on 2015 Sep 26, 11:32:43
I wish I had a piece of caramel cheesecake.
lol
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Granted, but after losing a game of Super Smash Bros, you revoke your title of Peace Keeper and smash it up in rage
I wish for the ability to wish again (?)
Granted, but the wishes need to be corrupt again.
I wish I had air conditioning at home.
Granted, you soon become frozen solid.
I wish for some high quality steak.
Granted. Unfortunately its the cow from Restaurant at the end of the Universe. He will do it humanely.
I wish I could breath underwater.
Granted, but you can never come back to land.
I wish for some vanilla pudding cake.
Granted! Oh and by the way, it's been sitting out on the counter for like a year.
I wish that my room smelled like french vanilla!
Granted, but French Vanilla ice cream smells like your room.
I wish for some Dominoes.
Granted. You'd been invited on a Domino Day as a member of a team. But only in order to make all the work and to build the schema. By oneself. You had wanted to refuse, but the gunpoint have said "No, continue your work".
I wish to not forget to make a new wish next time. Like now.
Granted you now are stuck in a wish loop making the same wish over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
I wish for a puppy.
Granted. You was given Cerberus'es puppy.
I wish for portable disel power plant.
Granted too bad all the diesel has vanished.
("What did you mean" would be wanted to ask)
Granted. But, as usual, your wish will be cleared. That is the custom. But have fun with your, heh, gift.
Now I wish for the fuel for my portable disel... wait, I don't have any power plant at all.
I wish to turn into a bird, to fly up sky-high, and to fall down on pigs' heads. Stop, forget pigs, only the first and the second parts.
Granted. You are a hummingbird. Relatively, flying 50 feet off the ground is considered super high.
I wish to not be sick.
Granted. You've not become sick. You've become ill.
I wish to know much more synonims. Only in the way that it won't kill me.
Granted, but it will defeat you.
I wish for cooler weather.
Granted. The weather has become cooler for 0,1 of a degree.
I wish to leave off roasting my potato with engine oil.
Granted! Your Potato has exploded.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted, however, you are no longer able to land or do anything else. You fly forever. No matter how tired you get. You cannot sleep, eat, drink, or anything. Just fly.
I wish to have a whole week of parties.
Granted. Please see last response of the last time when you wanted a party. We took a lot of pictures of it and even saved you a slice of cake. When I say saved I mean we fished it out of the garbage. Too bad the bouncer we hired wouldn't let you in for the week we were holding it. But again if you give me your phone number I'll call you at 3 in the morning to tell you how great it was. :D
I wish I had a fishtank.
Granted! But let me warn you, the fish tank is eternally poisonous to fish
I wish that Tamagotchi characters were real! :D
Granted, the government soon takes notice, rounding them up to experiment on them, as they are clearly alien monsters.
I wish for a life of happiness and wealth.
Granted. All your life will be happy. All your life you will live in wealth. All your life will last a week.
I wish to stop being so malevolent.
Granted! Now you realize just how BORING life is. ovO
I wish I could see another country
Granted. But now your trip has been compromised and now your way back has become more troublesome. Also, your trip didn't came as planned.
I wish to see snow.
Granted!*an avalanche covers your house*
I wish I stili had my favorite peluche. ono
Granted! Since I have no idea what a peluche is and I'm to lazy to look it up Ill just pretend like I do. Here is your peluche with the softest fur, skin, scales, feathers, metal, blubber, pick one, unfortunately it runs away, batteries die, warranty expiries, true owner owner finds it, pick one. I so am good at this. lol
I wish I had lots of money right now.
Grander, you're now locked inside a vault in Fort Knox.
I wish to avoid spoilers for MLP.
Granted. But together with avoiding spoilers you will never adout MLP at all.
I wish to be a giant.
Granted. Now you are too big for everything else.
I wish to be my OC for the day.
O-hoho, granted.
You'll become. You will be your OC.
But all of your next life will depend on stories about the OC. On stories, which can be writen only by you and only in this world. And you cannot do anything. Your new life will be stopped without new stories. And there will not be new stories.
I wish for everything.
lol thats good. His story is pretty much similar to mines. Win-win!
Granted, but now everyone outside your house is jealous and is gonna start a mob.
I wish for a new tablet.
Granted. Your head hurts so much that you have to go (by the last effort) to a pharmacy for new wonder-tablets.
I wish for a new balalaika for my tame bear.
Granted, but its pretty fragile.
I wish my 3ds has more battery life
Granted. It has been broken. Now its battery will never be discharged.
I wish for a DDD. What can it be?
Granted. We accidentally read your wish as "DDT". So expect Jake The Snake Roberts in your near future.
I want a pony version of the B52's.
Granted, but its too heavy to fly.
I wish for some Cookie Crisps.
Granted. Unfortunately the store was all out of it except for one wwwwaaaayyyyy back in the back the expiration on it says 1979. But who reads those anyways. ^-^ Enjoy.
Also you might want a stick with you when you open it. I tried to open it as well and the box growled at me and ate my spoon.
I wish I had new scuba gear.
Granted. The air tank contains a lot more helium than what is suppose to be there.
I wish for sunglasses.
Granted! You now have glasses made of the sun! They burn anything they touch...
I wish for a can of Dr Pepper.
Granted. Its just the can.
I wish for my personal statement to not suck so badly in the rough draft check.
Granted! Your personal statement is so amazing, it blinds ANYONE who reads it. Even you.
I wish it was raining tacos.
Granted. You have been beaten by tacos hail. It's good that at least not killed.
I wish to have more free time.
Granted you now are homeless and jobless.
I wish to go sailing.
Granted! But you were caught by a storm and lost at sea.
I wish that I had more ideas for wishes.
Granted. Now you can't remember anything!
I wish that there was a REAL Animal Crossing game for the WiiU! ^-^
Granted. But it is just as bad as the BF4 release and needs constant updating.
I wish for soup.
Granted...
*my hoof slowly emerges from the soup as you were about to eat it and you get booped*
I wish everypony/non-pony the best while I'm away ^-^
OUCH! *holds nose* DD: Not here, too!
Granted. We get too crazy and become Pinkamena crazy ovO
(Thanks. Greatly admire your kindness and wish you the best ^-^ ... yes thats part of my wishing game X3 )
I wish for a pie.
Granted. You'd bought a cherry pie at baker's. Only at home, when you cut the pie, you realized that you had been deceived. The pie was a blueberry one!
I wish for a transistor. I'm gonna craft an alarm clock.
ooh cool
Granted, but its not a very good quality transistor. Might bum out soon.
I wish for a nap.
Granted!*100 years after,a perfect stranger wakes you up: he has onion's breath*
I wish I was a mermaid.
Granted! you are now on all the bumblebee cans of tuna.
I wish I had a talking pony.
Granted but it talks far too much at the point that you would get a headache
I wish everything was overclocked.... >:/
Granted, but yours isn't.
I wish I had an M80 for halloween to really show them fear.
*-M80 is a firecracker. Makes a huge boom.
Granted. Now you have cheap 1$ firecrackers that only produce smoke and not actual harm to anyone. :I
I wish for a pet turtle!
Granted! But now with all those ninja fights going on, you can never sleep again.
I wish I had a rocket.
Granted, but it doesn't takeoff. Its a neat replica, though.
I wish I knew the truth.
Granted! Its 42! :D
I wish I had someone to take out my trash for me.
Granted, but makes a huge mess on its way.
I wish the OSW is opened again.
Granted, But you are asleep through most of it.
I wish for loads of cookies
Granted. It contains mint.
I wish for rain.
Granted, but it rains more than need and it floods
I wish for lots of plushie friends.
*-Hehe thats good. The flood should recover the many years of severe drought.
Granted, play em carefully. They are pretty fragile.
I wish To own an Ike amiibo.
Granted, but it's face is half melted
I wish I could have infinite Internet.
Granted, but now, due to prolonged internet viewing, ponies are turning into internet zombies ovO
I wish for an infinite amount of chocolate. :3
Granted, but thats all you can eat.
I wish I had infinite memory.
Granted, but you forget things easily
I wish for moar cookies.
Granted, but they are burnt.
I wish for a meal.
Granted, but your meal is stale.
I wish for a muffin car.
Granted, here's your Hot Wheels™ Muffin Car.
I wish I could better in my drawings.
Granted! Your an amazing artist..In the drawing of grilled cheese sammiches. X3
I wish for a pet turtle.
Granted, but... its not a tortoise, so you might want a big 'o water tank.
I wish for a bead pillow.
Granted. Now you have a bead pillow that leaks beads eternally and there's nothing you can do about it!
I wish that I had Undertale! :3
Granted, but it freezes every ten minuets
I wish I had a fast computer
Granted. Unfortunately its the computer from the terminator and he wants to eliminate all human life starting at your house. But on the plus side think of all the great games you can play on it. Provided you can stop it from destroying you. 0:)
I wish I had a new car.
Granted, But it is the worst car ever
I wish I had movies that run well.
Granted. To bad their too fast for you to catch them. ovO
I wish I could see the dinosaurs
Granted, your wish was very effective, you can practically touch the dinosaurs...
...you should run now... leave the cheesecake behind and run fast! ovO
I wish that there were more pones in the world
Granted, But they are mean pones
I wish for moar cookies
Granted! The entire world is now made of cookies. I watch out for the mutant ants that came with that.
I wish I could fly. 0:)
Granted, But you can only fly for short amounts of time
I wish for moar fluffle puffs
Granted, but you cant hug em. They're poisonous.
"I wish mah sister was here! ono "
- Apple Bloom
Granted, But she is not the element of honesty she is the element of dishonesty.
I wish I had a hidey hole
Granted, but it smells. *Wooo stinkh*
I wish for pegasus wings.
hands him some plastic wings. Have fun. :D
I wish for a pet shark.
Granted, but its hungry for you.
I wish for more cookies.
Here you go! I found these on the side of the street. Just scrape away the ants and they will be ffffiinnnee. ovO
I wish for a jet pane.
Granted. Heres a toy model
I wish I can buy those cool Nikes.
Granted, But they are really worn out and have lost the shoelaces
I wish for better internetz
Granted. Here's your massive bill.
I wish to do good on my next exam.
Granted. From now on you cannot pass any exam.. ovO
I wish for cheese.
Granted. Here's le Blue Cheese. Bon Apetit!
I wish my tooth never feel out.
Granted. Your hair falls out instead.
I wish that everyday was "Luna Appreciation Day"! :luna:
Granted, but every great holiday is removed, which means no more out of school/work holidays.
I wish to get a room for exercising.
Granteg. You get whole room, but when you'll come in and will close the door, you'll find that the door will have no handle, and a mad personal trainer will be hiding in the room.
I wish for
C6H7O2(OH)3 +3HNO3 (H2SO4) -> C6H7O2(ONO2)3 + 3H2O
Granted, but then a chunk of Na feel into it and now you got a flammable room.
I wish we could use more chemicals for our complex ion experiments.
Granted. Here's all the elements of Mendeleev table, here you are (but be carefull with radioactive ones)! Now you can assemble whatever you want.
If my room is now flammable, I wish I had another, spare room... just in case.
Granted, but it used to be Pinkie's room and its all messy from parties and... other things ( ovO )
I wish I had a Wii U
(Oh, I'm gonna have a lot of work of scouring sorts of... spots... left after parties, of course)
Granted, now you have an ourselves us. I hope, you meant exactly this, asking for a Wii U.
I wish I was able to complete my projects, started long ago and being frozen now.
You are now forced to complete your projects, you have no choice but to complete.
I wish for endless amounts of pie and pets.
Granted, but now you are the pie.
I wish for a wish fish.
Granted but then a hawk swooped down and took it before you could make your wish.
I wish for some pancakes.
Granted but they taste bad.
I wish fur fur
Granted, but it's extremely messy and knotted.
I wish for a pikachu.
Granted But its like Ash's pikachu when he first got it
I wish for something
Well...I have some lint in my pocket. I was gonna throw it away. But since you wish for it here you go. Just call me Mr. Generous. lol
I wish for a jet pack.
You get a military duffel bag full of Jet! Thank the post-Apocalypse wastelander!
I wish for the next instalment of DooM!
Congrats you get the installment of DooM only to find that its just a text file thats been currupted.
I wish I had a bigger bed
Granted! You now have this Gianormus bed complete with bedbugs the size of Dalmatians living on it. I would sleep with the lights on if I were you. ^-^
I wish I could talk to animals.
I can't understand a single thing you're saying!
I wish for a stretch of road leading directly to my job from my driveway.
Granted but its always jammed with traffic
I wish for MLP season 6 :|
You get pirated files and a notice from the FBI that your computers been locked before tear gas bombs break all your windows.
I wish for wings that work!
Granted but they only work on every other Thursday
I wish fur mur wishes
Granted. You are now stuck in a loop wishing the same wish over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over...You get the idea.
P.S. Over n over n over n over n over n over...
I wish I lived in a yellow submarine. :D
Granted, But it smells bad. Both inside and outside.
P.S Prolly because of seaweed
I wish for something to do
Drink this Arseni- uh - Orange drink.
I wish for something cool and amazing to happen right now!
Granted, But its an adventure and everyone is ded but you and ur luver
(*GASP* I'm the DooM marine!!!)
you made no wish so you get nothing... for the rest of your life!
I wish for a Lamborghini Diablo!
Granted, But its beat up and broken down
I wish for food
Enjoy your bland boiled goat!
I wish to party!!!!
Its a great party we invited all of your friends from RL LoE and even had a few guests from Fim show up as well. To bad we forgot to invite you. Being how it was held in your house and you couldn't get past the guard. If it makes you feel better you can give me your number and I'll call you at 5 in the morning to tell you how great it was. ovO
I wish I had a jet plane.
Granted, Here is your toy jet ;3
I wish for a party that is about things that happen
your funeral....
I wish for incorruption haha!
Granted the corruption starts on the inside. That way you can keep all you good looks while being so insane ovO.
I wish to be stealthy.
Granted, But your so stealthy no one can see you, or even notice you
I wish for more ninja friends
Granted but you never see or hear from because the code would never allow it!
I wish I had ten inch (http://i.picresize.com/images/2016/02/01/GIwl7.png)
Granted but its a re skinned giant pencil that falls apart the second you touch it.
I wish for my very own volcano.
it's a third grade science project that got a D-
I wish to front my own punk band.
Granted. They consider you to much a part of the system, so they left you alone.
I wish I had a talking pony.
Granted, but the pony says mean things about you behind your back
I wish fur mur cookies to steal ;3
Granted but your allergic to all the cookies your plan to steal now.
I wish for my very own star.
You get your star but it finally burns out and the light stops traveling right when you go up to look at it
I wish for my very own spider wolf ((wtnv))
Quote from: Spacecase101 on 2016 Feb 02, 07:51:51
Granted. They consider you to much a part of the system, so they left you alone.
(WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT MAN!!!!!)
Quote from: Dustmover on 2016 Feb 02, 08:24:17
I wish for my very own spider wolf ((wtnv))
It's rabid with eight legs, a stinger as well as many eyes and has multiple litters.... RUN!
I wish for a tower of power!
Ummm ok. *hands thexcrimsonxghostie a tiny statue of the Eiffel Tower. Just use your [move]IMAGINATION![/move]. Oh it needs batteries as well. X3
I wish I had a new set of dive gear.
Granted, but the gear is heavy and may cause you to sink.
I wish to get me a Wii U.
You get one but the moment you set it down to charge it never works again
I wish I had a job that didn't have me waking up at 4am
You get a job that demands you wake up at 10pm and you work from 11 to 7am.
I wish to break the cycle.
Granted. Now that motorcycle will never work again. :c
I wish for a moose.
Granted now your hair will look great but smell like moose...people might stay away from you when you have that on.
I wish for a dozen doe yes the deer. Why? Because it would be cool.
Granted. However due to zoning laws they all have to stay inside your house with you. And their not house broken. :o
I wish for my very own rocket.
Congrats you now own your very own rocket. However, Princess Luna comes along and loosens the screws, took out all the seats, and general took it all apart with her grace. She also spray painted your house. It now reads SPACE IS MY DOMAIN, LOVE PRINCESS LUNA Well i hope you enjoyed it for the short time you had it.
I wish for a Princess Luna plushie that talks.
Granted. However the Princess Luna Doll is possessed by the spirit of Nightmare Moon. She whispers...Things when you try to sleep. I suggest you buy a llllooottt of Nyquil.
I wish I worked for DHX Studios
3rd shift janitorial... fun times.
I wish for a grand piano!
Congrats on your new grand paino. Too bad theirs no way for it to fit in your house. And bad timing for that storm to come and turn it into hunk of wood.
I wish for the purple smart dragon.
That dragon makes you feel like a complete idiot all the time and talks to down to you like a child even though he stands a foot tall.
I wish for the weekend to come quicker.
Granted. The weekend came and went so fast its now over. Get ready for work, or school or whatever you do on your weekdays.
I wish I was a real boy. ovO
Granted, But you won't live long due to your inexperience being a human ovO ovO
I wish for an Emoji for this face ==> ;3
That Emoji now exists but thanks to coding errors it shows up as ;3 to you. I Hope you Enjoy it ;3.
I wish for a bat pony friend.
Granted, But ur new batpony friend tries to eat u alot
I wish for better things.
Granted. but after a few moments they become the same old thing.
I wish I had a hamster.
You get the duckface emoji
I wish to go 110 MPH
Granted. Actually I will do you better and let you go 913mph since that is about as fast as the earth rotates. I would wear a seatbelt if I was you. :nod:
I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
You're homeless for years and with rapid innovation you don't possess necessary skills needed for the positions you want.
I wish for for good things to happen to me all the time! ((now gimme your best shot!))
Granted, you are given a pizza that is a bit on the moldy side
I wish for inspiration (Come at me bruh!)
Congrats you now have inspiration but as a trade off you now have no motivation to do anything with it.
I wish for nothing.
Granted, But instead of nothing you get everything
I wish for wishes for wishes for wishes for wishes
Granted, but before you can do any of that you have to do two hundred always changing paperwork of what ever you do for every wish and thanks to legal binding contract of this wish you can't wish for anything to help with that paperwork.
I wish i can be a cookie stealing ninja.
Granted, But your trainer is really mean and you give up and be lonely. But look at the bright side you still have a ninja costume ;3
I wish for better
Granted you are better what your worst at and worst at what you better at. X3
I wish for thing
Umm. Here I have a cookie that somepony gave me, Im pretty sure it might have some poison joke in it.
I wish... dots
Granted ......................................*whew*......................................................................................
I wish I could visit Equestria.
Granted. But watch out Princess Trollestia won't stop bothering you now.
I wish I could do magic.
Granted, But every spell you cast has a 75% chance of failing
I wish for everything! (Come at meh bruh!)
I got this *cast magic and fails*...
...
.. well looks like you get nothing literally. Nothing exists but you now.
I wish for a sweetie bot
Granted. However it the sweetybot from S.T.A.R.S. laboratory with all intensive purpose of eliminating all life forms and replacing them with robots. LONG LIVE THE RISE OF THE MACHINE!!...n stuff. ovO
I wish I could watch all of season 6 mlp right now.
You watch it all in a split second but with everything happening so fast you have no idea what you'd just seen.
I wish FiM lasted FOREVER!!!
Granted friendship is magic will last forever however Discord interferes and takes the magic from you
I wish for discord to be my freind.
Granted, but he makes you a draconian like him and you two do evil, chaosy things.
I wish for Discord powers.
Granted but you painfully turn Draconian and evil before being turned to stone.
I wish I can capture that crimson ghostie
All the bands from Dischord Records comes to your house every weekend having basement shows and there's always a guarantee something will get damaged.
I wish to be friends with the cutest, most adorable, CUTEST pony ever. it has to be yellow!
Granted. Too bad Pikachu doesn't like being a pony and will not speak to you.
I wish I could talk to the ponies.
I can't understand Equestrian... Speak English.
I wish to be infallible.
Granted. Really. Granted no strings attached. I now have my own thexcrimsonxghostie inflatable. I can leave it in my yard. Inflate it and tie it to a tree. give it to my dog to play with. All the fun I can have with it. Thankies ghostie your all heart. <3
I wish I had a pet octopus.
Granted the kraken is now your pet. What do you mean the kraken is a squid. WELL TOO BAD. You get the kraken anyways.
I wish for a nice peaceful forest.
Granted. It is a beautiful forest. The birds are singing, squirrels are playing. WHAM! Here comes the development team. Taking down all the trees, scaring away all the animals. Hope you like the new Walmart.
I wish for world peace or world peas, whichever. ovO
Quote from: Spacecase101 on 2016 Feb 06, 10:44:22
Granted. Really. Granted no strings attached. I now have my own thexcrimsonxghostie inflatable. I can leave it in my yard. Inflate it and tie it to a tree. give it to my dog to play with. All the fun I can have with it. Thankies ghostie your all heart. <3
I wish I had a pet octopus.
NOOOOOO I said INFALLIBLE!
Quote from: Spacecase101 on 2016 Feb 06, 11:52:26I wish for world peace or world peas, whichever. ovO
The whole world goes to take a leak but then returns immediately to the fighting and general crap.
I wish I could go where none have ever gone before
You have went to the miniature space, but your too big and everyone is ded now
I wish... (Come at me bro!)
you live a life of indecision because don't seem to know what you really want.
I wish for nothing but fun times!
You get nothing done but party
I wish for derpy
Granted you get Derpy but all your stuff now has a fifty percent chance to be broken.
I wish for twilight Sparkles as a friend.
Granted, But while you two where on an adventure you were captured by a timber wolf and Twilight never comes to save you
I wish for rainbows everywhere
Granted. WELCOME TO THE RAINBOW FACTORY. Hope you enjoy your time there.
I wish to be able to talk to animals.
Um Can you say that again I don't speak Angle Bunny
I wish for a cottage
Enjoy your shipment of cots!
I wish for decorative wainscoting
Ummm...Ummm...sure. *Looks it up on google* Granted. Now your thingy doesn't have another thingy that......and its ugly THE END! :s
I wish for good stuff.
Umm. I have some candy from five days ago here. Take it.
I wish mah rps wont die
Granted. They are now ZOMBIE rps. I would lock your doors if I was you.
I wish for another octopus.
Granted. But your kraken has gotten jealous and they both demand you pick one or the other. Whoever you don't choose will have a vendetta wish against the other.
I wish to be able to shape shift.
I hope you like a sixteen tentacled gargantuan invertebrate siamese twin
I wish for house of glass I can throw stones in.
Granted, house is enhanced with magical glass, however they will retaliate if an object is thrown in it's direction.
I wish for a fortified containment to put these items in.
Granted. Unfortunately or fortunately it's made by vault tec. I'd check for any weird experiments with that containment.
I wish for a friendly deathclaw.
Granted. He is just the friendliest deathclaw EVA! Look at the way he keeps hugging you with his teeth. And how he just loves to sharpen his claws on your leg. Truly you are one lucky pony to have a BFF like him. X3
I wish they made a cameo of me for MLP Fim
Granted you are now a camel for the new MLB team FIM. Florida is Magic.
I wish for my very own sun.
Granted! Enjoy the last 2 seconds of your life as the sun obliterates the world. Its the thought that counts. 0:)
I wish to experience TRUE LOVE!! <3 <3
Granted. You know live a life of love...and mind control from and to a changeling. Ignorance is bliss after all.
I wish for a honesty detector.
Granted. Strange it always seems to catch on fire whenever you speak. :/
I wish I was at Disney World. (Or Universal. Better rides their tho.)
Granted. You are waiting in line to actually get INSIDE, though, and by the time you get in you learn that all of the rides are out of order. I wonder who could have done such a horrible thing. Oh wait. It was you. Thanks a lot.
I wish I were once again an ALL-POWERFUL POTATO!
Um. I think he said something but I cant hear'em I think he is in that potato over there ;3
I wish for food
Granted! Wait what do you mean thats inedible to you. I've seen creatures eat that before.
I wish to be poison resistant.
Granted, Now your super weak to other things
I wish for apples
Granted. Now everything is apples. Your house, your pets, even you are entirely made of apples. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA(hack*hack*hack*cough*cough*clears throat*)HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<--Evil laugh.
I wish I was going out to eat today.
You're sent on the last hunt before the big freeze. Failure is not an option.
I wish for a set of greaves
Granted, You get two monsters called Grievers. I heard their dangerous. ovO
I wish for a pet
Granted.*pet* You are very soft. *keeps petting until the end of the month*
I wish I could pet super sayian pony all year long.
Granted. I was going to corrupt this wish but I'm sure SSP isn't going to like this so knock yourself out. ovO
I wish for a cake.
Granted, but It has the words "REVENGE!" And it explodes
I wish for more pets ;3
Granted, but after that year of petting you my arms are tired. I'll let big foot with no control do it instead.
I wish for friend.
Granted! I just put your new great white shark in your tub with you. He likes to give lots and lots of huggies! Mostly with his teeth tho. ^-^
I wish for a new house.
Your shadow, or shadowed self, is your friend
I wish somebody could gimme a light
You get a night vision light. Only to be seen if you had night vision goggles on which you don't have.
I wish to be like a shadow.
Granted, But you can't speak only copy words you've heard and not many other ppls see or notice you
I wish for Fluttershy ;3
Granted. Assertive Fluttershy is yours. >:O
Good luck.
I wish to be an element of of harmony.
Granted, but your element becomes corrupted by Discord and is now an element of disharmony.
I wish for a piano
Granted, Might wanna watch out its gonna be raining Pianos for awhile'
I wish to be my own color
Granted. Your your color. You think. You are now color blind so your not quite sure but your pretty sure you are your color. :s
i wish for a town.
Here you go. Hands you tiny town. I built it myself. Might want to be careful I ate most of the paste and it pretty fragile. ovO
I wish for a dog sled.
Granted, here is your sled made of dogs might wanna be careful they bite ovO
I wish for mor apples
Your wish is my command.
Spoiler: I herd you liek appuls show (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Apple_I_Computer.jpg)
I wish for this.
Spoiler: I kinda just have images for everything. show (http://i.imgur.com/ALQsdS4.png)
Granted. I personally would rather have the game than the image but who am I to say no. ;)
I wish I was going to eat at a Chinese restaurant today.
Better hurry their closing!
I wish for greater things to come forth.
Granted and let me say they certainly are things and evil.
I wish to have a portal to some where cool
Granted. I suggest you bring a coat, it gets a might chilly on Pluto.
I wish for a sammich.
A gentleman called Sam Mitch suddenly walks through your door.
I wish for a cabinet stocked with Crown Royal
Granted! Hmm it seems all the bottles are empty, now how did that happen? *hic* :I
I wish for a jet plane.
Granted. But the military think you stole it. So good luck.
I wish to own a private army.
Granted. Here is an entire army of the most vicious, deadly, well trained attack chickens the world have ever seen. *BAWK*
I wish I was the ruler of Equestria. BOW TO ME ALL! MWAHAHAHA!
Granted, But everypony tries to steal ur spot (mainly changelings)
Since you didn't have a wish here's a lucky block. Just ignore the note that says un in front of the lucky. :P
I wish for fans. (The one that blows air not the people)
Granted. Better tie yourself to a tree cause I left them on hi! :3
I wish to wish on my lucky star.
Granted you now have a lucky star. Too bad a bigger star came by and absorbed it.
I wish for a black hole.
*Scribbles a black dot on a piece of paper.* here you go. Don't say I never gave you anything.
I wish for new shoes.
Granted you now recieved new shoes for your pet.
I for a brave new world.
Granted, Now everyone is small like the small ppl in the movie "Brave" except the animals
I wish for mur stuff that I need
Granted, but now you have so much of it that you don't need it anymore.
I wish for BUTTON MASH! :3
Granted but before it gets to you it's jammed and probably going to take a lot of time to get unharmed each time it's pressed.
I wish to press the big red Do not touch button.
granted, but you pushed the button and blew up the moon.
I wish for a sandwich. With extra crystals (if you get that reference then you are awesome xD)
You didn't make a wish so you get the wish of the silent majority.
I wish Valentine day lasted... FOREVER WAHAHAHA!
Granted, but now you'll forever be alone on Valentine's Day. (jk lol)
I wish for THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE
Granted but Sombrero cast a curse that for as long as you live the empire will be gone . ((Sombrero now equals Sombrero))
I wish to be a demolition expert
granted, but you blew up your demolition expert degree on the job.
i wish for some bubble wrap :P
Granted but I already popped it all sorry. X3
I wish for art.
Enter Bruce Willis as Art Jefferies from Mercury Rising.
I wish to be inexpendable
Granted you are now...in the making of peanut butter and jelly sammiches. Now go make us some lunch. Inexpendable pony.
I wish the mlp movie was out now.
Granted but because it was a rushed project the movie is sub par and tanks all because you don't know how to wait patiently.
I wish to fly by night
Granted. you are now a fly at night. I hear flys vomit on their food. Bon appetit 0:)
I wish I had a penguin
Granted, but it tries to attack you everytime it sees you, poor Spacy :'(
(Nearly as crazy as its owner!) ovO
I wish to boop Spacecase101 again :P
Granted as long as you do it every time you see space.
I wish to know what love has to do with it.
Granted! But its a second hand emotion. o.O
Quote from: LeviathanTS on 2016 Feb 15, 09:53:45
Granted, but it tries to attack you everytime it sees you, poor Spacy :'(
(Nearly as crazy as its owner!) ovO
I wish to boop Spacecase101 again :P
I see we do have a booping problem. Nothin a little intervention wont fix. Now where did I put my car battery? ovO
I wish I was a ghost.
Granted, (was that a scary ghost noise?) but now you cannot enjoy food, including cheesecake! O:
I wish for more pone! (and cheesecake)
Quote from: Spacecase101 on 2016 Feb 15, 10:31:06
I see we do have a booping problem. Nothin a little intervention wont fix. Now where did I put my car battery? ovO
O: Why does everypone want to hurt me? :'(
But it won't work! I shall boop you all! ovO
Granted, but the cheesecake and pones transformed into cheesecake pones and dun like u
I wish for some poison joke flowers.
Granted but the containers burst and spill all over your home and contaminated the cure you had on stand by. I hope you like not having cookies or hugging any one for a while.
I wish for a ghost badger pet.
Granted! the ghost badger pet hangs out in your house and only comes out at the most inappropriate times.
Quote from: LeviathanTS on 2016 Feb 15, 11:06:14
O: Why does everypone want to hurt me? :'(
NUU we don't want to hurt you we do it cause we love you. Or its really funny. X3
I wish for a planet to be named after me.
Granted buts its full of nutjobs now nicknamed spacecasses and some random numbers. Hey look your the 101st one. ovO
I wish for my own island
Granted, but bad things happen and u no longer own it a big company owns it now
i wish for good luck
Granted. You're about to attempt a dangerous obstacle course that takes you through a tornado, under a whirlpool, and over a volcano. Good luck.
I wish for DA MAGICZ
Granted but instead of an innate ability you need to have this special necklace called the alicorn amulet and every time you use magic it slowly changes you into an alicorn and than a changling queen.
I wish for changling love.
Granted, But things happen and it would be too weird and crazy to explain and sound sane
I wish for awsome things to happen with me
Granted its a bear hug that keeps getting tighter and tighter with no escape.
I wish for a nice hug.
Granted. Its yet another bear hug that gets tighter and tighter with no escape...But nicely. ;)
I wish for a fluffle hug.
Granted, you get to hug a pile of fluff :P
I wish for a long pone hug :3
Granted with super glue in hoof the other pones can not let go and things get awkward fast.
I wish for a Levi hug
Granted, I give myself a minor electric shock to become extra fluffy and huggable, and begin running towards SandFire exclaiming "Come here you cute pone I want to hug you!" :3 <3 I then give you a big satisfying warm hug but... because I'm crazy ovO I don't let go and you end up being hugged for hours until something happens to interrupt it :P
I wish to have a new, clean pone plushie :3
Granted your plush is no longer dirty... with what it says we cleaned its mouth of all the rude and mean things it was saying. But it may be a bit dusty. *Gives pone plushie covered in layers of dust.* Her name is Dusty take care of her.
I wish to have reptile eyes.
Here you go. *hands you reptile eyes.* What's that? You say reptile eyes aren't made of plastic? How do you know? Have you ever had reptile eyes before, Mr. know it all. :P
I wish for a helicopter.
Here's your toy helicopter dont break it.
I wish for foods.
Granted Herz food. N herz hungry bear to eat it. :3
I wish for the meaning of life.
O: Hangry baer!
Granted, You know the meaning of lief and you realize ur nothing much in the wurld and ur now always depressed
I wish for SCIENCE!
Granted! But Apologies were fresh out of SCIENCE! We have SCIENCE LITE With only half the facts of regular SCIENCE. It says that Equestria is flat and floats on a giant armadillo named Frank. That's okay with you isn't it?
I wish for DA MAGIC! :3
Granted here is a book on da magics written and signed by Trixie Lulamoon :/
I wish for a robot
Granted. Now if we can just fix that kill all ponies program in it. But other than that here you go. I'm sure you'll be fine.
I wish I was a power ranger.
Granted, but your color blind and keep attacking your own buddies.
I wish i could glow like the sun.
Granted. Say hello to our new second sun floating in our galaxy. SANDFIRE! (yay) also know as, that thing that wont let us sleep anymore.
I wish I had another dog.
You memorize Tina Turner's hit song and sing it every karaoke night.
I wish to pump up the volume
Spacecase101: Granted. It's moon-sized.
thexcrimsonxghostie: Granted. However, you're now deaf.
I wish to once again be an ALL-POWERFUL POTATO!
GRANTED HOWEVER SPACECASE PICKS YOU UP PUTS YOU ON A STICK since your also a potato you don't have access to your powers
I wish for a princess Celestia plushie.
Since I'm ALL-POWERFUL!, I grant you this plushie. However, you cannot touch it, because then it will explode.
I wish to possess this stick.
UMMM..okay. here is a stick. go nuts I guess.
I wish for a grilled cheese sammich
Umm. Here's some melted cheese I put on a grill. You can call it grilled though
I wish for a sammich.
Granted. *POOF* your now a sammich.
I wish for a rocket bike.
Granted. The same thing happens as last time, and you get badly injured.
I wish I hadn't given Spacecase that rocket bike.
Granted except all the injuries and damages Space had you now have.
I WISH to have all the alicorn as plushies
Granted, But the plushies come to life and things happen like in here => http://forum.legendsofequestria.com/index.php?topic=15282.0 (Subtle ad is not subtle)
I wish that mah rps neva die
Granted it now is an undead rp. Shambling itself all around looking to feast on the living. *Insert scary ghost noise*
I wish for a thing
Um... Here's a thing that got into the trash. It might smell and might possibly be a skunk.
I wish for inspiration
Granted and here he is. Mostly he just lays on your couch, watches TV, eats your food.I wouldn't leave anything valuable around him. ;)
I wish I had a pet dolphin named Sally.
Granted. He is psychic and angry that you named him Sally. He's also smarter than anypony, and is plotting world domination. LOOK AT THE BEAST YOU (and I, but let's forget about me) HAVE MADE!!
I wish my previous wish had never been granted.
Granted. But now Spacecase is undamaged as he lands on you forming a nice comfortable cushion preventing any damage to him. And you still get sent to the hospital. :D
I wish for a shark with a laser beam attached to it.
granted, but the shark hits you with the lazer beam. Then he eated you.
I wish for MUSICALS!
GGRRAANNTTEEDDD!
Now everything(everything)Is now a musical(musical)Everything now has a sssoonnngg. From eating at McDonaldssss, too using the bahroom. Now everythings is now done with SSSSOOOOONNNNGGGGGG!(whew)
I wish someone would buy me some cheesecake.
Granted, but you only get half teh cheesecake because the person who bought it ate half of it
I wish for words not to fail me
granted, but instead you failed the words.
I wish for nothing.
Granted. its a blue whale named nothing living in your tub.
I wish for corn.
Granted. But my army of chickens eat the corn every time you get some for now until forever.
I wish to be able to boop however grants me this wish every day forever and ever and ever.
You get a harmless little lemon shark with a laser pointer
I wish for Black Sabbath to play at my birthday
Granted. You get the Black Sabbath cover band. Made up of five year olds who have never touched an instrument before. and never heard any of their songs. (I AM IRON MAN. DUN-DUN-DUN-DA-DUN DUN-DA-DUN-DA-DUN-DA-DUN-DA-DUN-DUN-DA-DUN!)
I wish for fried chicken.
Granted! but the chicken has been eaten so you get 1 quarter of the chicken!
Lol sorry i came late DDD:
I wish i was a Moderator :33
Granted. You are now a Mod for LoE and have to deal with me on an everyday basis. Better ponies than I have gone mad from that. ovO
I wish I could climb walls like spiderman.
granted, you are now an actual spider. Watch out for fly swatters and humans.
I wish for the ability to travel through time.
Granted but you can never interact or affect the time line for now on. That means after this i will never see you or here of you again. But hey! You can time travel in confidence of not messing anything up. EVER!
I wish i had a pone plush of each of my friends.
Granted. Unfortunately they are made from the same company that makes voodoo dolls. They will never leave you alone, they will never stop following you, they will always be by your side...RUN!!
I wish for a pet dragon.
Granted, but I told them that you like being booped, so they have decided to boop you regularly :3
I wish Spacy would tell me what he plans to do with all these pets! :s
Granted, But instead of just knowing what he'll do with the pets you also know everything he knows. I don't think that's a good thing.
I wish for super powers other than being a super cool ninja
Granted your new Super power is *wheel of super powers room and lands on the tiniest power ever* To boop every pone you see. Well than better not boop me or else I'll tie ya down.
I wish I had unlimited supplies of muffins
Granted. It also comes with an unlimited supply of derpys to eat the muffins.
I wish Levi would go an hour without booping. ( I just wanna see if he will explode.) :D
Granted, but Levi does esplode and now your sad because there is no more Levi
I wish I had a better super power other than the power to boop everyone I see. And Boop *Boops spacey*
Granted now instead of booking people you *Wheels spins once more landing on something even smaller* GET TO SUPER BOOP EVERY PONE YOU SEE!!! *Fireworks go off in back round*
I wish to have the ability to talk to rocks.
Granted. Now you find rock are even more boring to talk too than that Spacecase guy. Whoopie.
I wish I had a ton of cake.
Granted! but a stampylongnose runs in and eats all of the cakes and leaves you 1 crumb!
I wish i was op on minecraft servers!
granted! But now everyone hates you for being OP and you got banned from the server.
I wish to FLY!
Granted you are now a Fly
Fly
a. The span of a flag from the staff to the outer edge.
b. The outer edge of a flag.
How does it feel to be part of a flag :P
I wish i could hover
Granted! but scientist's capture you and test on you!
I wish my mom does not have a Hole in her Stomach so then she can sit and eat thing's she loves!
Granted... but she loves you so... (In seriousness I'm sorry to hear that)
I wish for Spacy to pull an adorable scrunchy face after I boop him and that I will always be able to boop everypone I see! :3 ovO
(thx Levian :33)
Granted! but after you boop him he kills your soul ovO
I wish i was super smart :P
Granted you are now super smart...In the making of grilled cheese sammiches.
I wish to have a helmet to protect me every time Levi tries to boop me.
Granted, But All I have is Peace's nose guard. It smells bad but here you go! ;)
Granted, if only you had made a wish :P
I wish Spacy would stop trying to steal my cheesecake! >.<
Granted instead thanks to discords magik you give all your cheesecake to him instead. DISCORD YOU LOVABLE VILLAIN!
I wish to books all ze ones
Quote from: LeviathanTS on 2016 Mar 07, 10:12:03
Granted, if only you had made a wish :P
I wish Spacy would stop trying to steal my cheesecake! >.<
NEVER!!! your cheesecake is mine. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Spacecase101 isn't paying attention while he laughs. tumbles down a flight of stairs, through a window, falls four stories, hits the ground and gets hit by a truck carrying pillows.....and another truck carrying boops.* OW!
Quote from: SandFire on 2016 Mar 07, 10:34:30
I wish to books all ze ones
UMM granted. Unfortunately the book was written by fluffle puff..soo good luck reading that.
I wish for a brand new Flat screen to watch the new episodes of MLP:FIM. :D
Quote from: Spacecase101 on 2016 Mar 07, 13:19:10
NEVER!!! your cheesecake is mine. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Spacecase101 isn't paying attention while he laughs. tumbles down a flight of stairs, through a window, falls four stories, hits the ground and gets hit by a truck carrying pillows.....and another truck carrying boops.* OW!
UMM granted. Unfortunately the book was written by fluffle puff..soo good luck reading that.
I wish for a brand new Flat screen to watch the new episodes of MLP:FIM. :D
Granted but its broken!
I wish i had friends!
Granted, but they are only your friends because someone paid them too
(Friends are special subjects :ajshifty: )
I wish I had something to do
Granted. Now you have the fun fill job of getting all your stuff back after Mojeko's new friends came over and borrowed a lot of your things. Specifically everything you own. Well look at the bright side you wont be bored for a lllooonnnnggg time. :D
I wish I had a box of cookies.
Granted but Mogeko's new freinds came over and ate them all. Maybe we should get her some new ones. I mean arent we here freinds. But anyways I am sorry for your lost of cookies.
I wish i had some one like me.
Granted. But unfortunately he had to work so we brought one of Mogeko's *good* friends over to keep you company. I'd watch my stuff if I was you.
I wish I could see the premier of FiM season 6 right now.
"No.. Just no." - Quote from an MLP:FIM animator
I wish for my stuff back
Granted but they took a 40% finders fee.
I wish I can drop the moon on Mogekos 'freinds'
Granted. But now Mogekos stuck with us. o.O
I wish for a million trillion dollars.
Mogekos a good person,,, I'd be freinds with her.
You get milloin trillions printed bill. Invalid everywhere
I wish for moar plushies
Granted. While you are we asleep we snuck in and filled every nook, corner and crevasse with plushies. Your living, bathroom, bedroom are all filled with plushies. You can borrow my diving gear if you need it, since we forgot to get you out.
I wish I could talk to ponies.
Granted! but everyone thinks your insane and send you to an insane asylum good job pal!
I wish i was de best :33
Granted. But now your so good you can't exist in this universe, so you pop out of existence. :I
I wish I could fly like a bird.
Granted but we pushed you out of the skyscaper before you were ready to try your new wings. Woops.
I wish for earth shattering abilities.
Granted you have the earth shattering ability...of getting dressed. Whoopie.
I wish was BATMAN!
The weight of them crush you!
I wish for a sidekick!
Granted, but hes a butt, not althletic, and a smart-alec
Granted...?
I wish Super Saiyan Scrunchy would make wishes ovO
Granted, but you have to find and get him to. I heard he hides with da cookies he hides. Good luck. or this wish will force you to.
I wish for a fruit.
Granted, but its rotten fruit and you get sick
I wish for awesome stuf
Granted. An indeed its awesome...so awesome that it cannot been seen, touched, smelled or heard. Have fun with your awesome stuff.
I wish for a transformer.
Granted but it's useless as you not powering electricity from it. Wait you wanted one of those one that go from robots to cars..woops. well I hope you like this converting electricity transformer
I wish for a gaint cookie
Granted. Unfortunately its so big I couldn't store it and it spoiled. But no worries, just scrape off the purple and yellow parts and it will be fine. Tho I wouldn't inhale around it in any enclosed spaces as it might cause hallucinations. Anyway enjoy your penicilli...Whoops I meant cookie. My bad. :D
I wish for a pizza party.
Your house is suddenly flooded with sentient pizzas that are inebriated and they tear up everything and leave sauce and cheese ground into the carpets. Oh, and the speakers to your entertainment system are blown and the coffee table is broken in half.
I wish for an ice cream party.
Granted. Same thing as previous corruption. Just replace ice cream wid pizza.
I wish I was scuba diving right now.
Granted. You didn't say where so you'll in Australia among a herd of bullsharks.
i wish for a raise
Granted. *picks you up* you are now two inches off the ground.
I wish for a coke right now.
Here but its warm and has been dropped about six times
I wish for sum cookies
solve a super complex addition problem and you'll get a cookie.
I wish to look beyond what I see.
Granted. Unfortunately it charges 3 dollars a second.
I wish I had the giving tree growing in my back yard.
This tree only give out beatings.
I wish for second sight
Granted. You now have a second pair of eyes on your face.
I wish I was a super hero.
Granted! but the villain you always fight it me :33
i wish i could draw
Granted. You are not the greatest artist in the world...at the drawing of stick figures.
I wish I had some seafood for dinner.
Granted, but your allergic to seafood and the day keeps repeating.
I wish for new pones to come.
Granted. But traffic is heavy this time of day. So its going to be a LLLOOONNNGGGGG time. So I guess you stuck with me for a bit. Aren't you lucky. ^-^
I wish I had an ironman suit.
Granted but every beats you up cause the director said so!
i wish Undertale was real
Granted. Unfortunately its a pirated copy of reality and really really buggy.
I wish I could talk to ants.
Granted but the ants still bite you
you get nothing for not making a wish.
I wish for a hot rod with a QUAD turbo and Nitrous!
Granted, but its broken.
I wish for some Swag glasses
you get a tall drinking glasses that have SWAG all over them.
I wish for a smoke machine
Granted! Too bad their so much smoke no one can see you anymore.
I wish to experience the world.
With all five senses you experience the best and worst the world has seen to date in a single moment.
I wish for my own boeing 737.
Granted. Hands you a match box plane. Can I gat a ride to the store?
I wish to take over da world.
Granted. However, The Netherlands overthrows you the next day.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
Umm...okies. Since you didn't wish for a new car, a billion dollars and a new house it wont appear.
I wish for a dictator penguin.
Granted. It takes over your life and your schedule. You now have no free time to go on LoE.
I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
Granted, But it appears uncorrupted but it corrupts itself after time
(No escape from the corruption ovO )
I wish for a corrupted wish
Granted. HA! thought you were going to get an uncorrupted one instead. A too little clever for you. :o
I wish for PI
You get an IP address that's backwards.
I wish for more seasons of RWBY
Granted. But its a terrible quality done in another language with subtitles that don't match. Hope you understand Navaho :o
((BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Tell that to Rooster Teeth!))
you make no wish so you get nothing. forever!!!
I wish to be infallible
Granted. Since were working on a budget we couldn't grant you infallibility. Instead we gave you the infallible police that follow you around and yell at you whenever you make a mistake. Have fun. :D
I wish for lots of stuff.
Granted. The "stuff" in question is curses. You have been cursed. Multiple times over. As a result, your wishes are corrupted.
I wish to blow up.
I mean like get big!
Gramted, but you have to wait for it to count all the way down before you get it. Hope you have lots of time to wait for.
I wish for chocolate eggs.
Granted. Here are some chocolate eggs directly from the Easter Bunny...That's it. *Stares at you intently* Go ahead and eat it. What? You don't trust me in the corrupt a wish thread? It will be fine...maybe. :o
I wish for some ice cream.
Granted here's some yellow ice cream. Don't mind it sort of warm. I bought it off that bunny over there! ovO
I wish for Space doll.
Granted. Your very own space doll. And he's so adorable. look at the cute way he goes through your wallet when your not looking. Uses your amazon account to order five hundred dollars of worth of puke green faux fur..jus cause. Raids your fridge and eats all your food. He is the BEST!!
I wish for a lawyer for when SandFire gets ahold of me after that space doll.
Granted, I'm the lawyer.
I wish for ssp help in that case
Granted, Um... I dont show up ;3
I wish I had seen the judging thingy
Granted. You watch footage of it that's extremely low resolution, the audio is one minute off and garbled, and it needs to buffer every five seconds. Also, it's been translated into a language you don't know.
I wish for a box!
Granted. Unfortunately we forgot to empty the box before giving it to you. What's inside you ask? Wwweeelllllll its a surprise. :D
I wish for a magic to protect me from all the corrupted wishes.
Granted but there's a malfunction and it makes the corruption twice as bad now. You get two corrupted wishes for the price of one!
I wish for a Levi doll
(I'm starting to wonder about you. They make horror movies that start off like this you know. :P) Granted. You have your own Levi doll. To bad the batteries are sold seperately. Along with the stuffing the cloth the eyes the mane. In fact everything is sold separately. I hope you have lots of fun with it.
I wish SandFire doesn't want a doll out of me. :I
Um, :ajshifty: The thing you said doesn't happen it happens to your pet thing
I wish for surgery sweets
Granted, but they are sweet for a 1/5000000 of a second before becoming the sourest food ever.
I wish for the Jokers Happy personality
Granted, you get the happy personality of a joker from a pack of cards, he doesn't have a personality, so now, neither do you! :P
I wish for a warm, soft, fully assembled SandFire plushie :3 :P
Granted. But his voice box is broken and constantly sings the smile song over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over n over (you get the idea.) X3
I wish I was someplace safe from all these dolls
Granted, so me, ssp, and levi all went to your house and turned it into a fallout shelter and put all the dolls there. Good news they are safe, bad news you have no where to live now...
I wish for me to get Levis doll of me ovO
Granted. Here you go one life size doll for you. I was so nice I even tied it...er GIFT WRAPPED it for you. :D something is wrong with its voice box. It keeps saying it's not a doll. I wouldn't pay attention to that. Anyway have fun. ^-^
I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
Granted. All work is now done by robots and no one has a job anymore.
I wish for cute little cupcakes.
Granted. They are adorable, carnivorous, hungry, cupcake-shaped monsters.
I wish for my next wish to be corrupted.
Granted, your NEXT wish will be corrupted, and it doesn't end well...
I wish my SandFire plushie didn't have a broken voice box :(
Granted. It's now fixed, but it's the wrong voicebox. Hope you like the Nyan Cat theme!
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Sorry I have swimmers ear... did you say erupted?
I wish for a device that filters corruption from my wishes.
Granted. Some assembly is required. And by some, I mean a lot. Like, ALL of it. You have only instructions on how to build it, but it's incredibly hard to read, and on top of that in a language that you don't know. Have fun building!
I wish for this wish to be erupted.
Sorry I wasn't paying attention. I thought you said constructed. Well who am I to say no here you go your very own build a wish. To bad the instructions are written 5000 year old Greek. But I'm sure you'll do fine. ovO
I wish for my very own build a workshop.
Granted you are now working all the time in your shop. Theres no breaks, the meals are terrible, customers yell at you all the time but this is your wish.
... Oh you wanted a work shop not a shop to work in all the time. Whoops!
I wish for a pokeball.
Quote from: SandFire on 2016 Mar 31, 10:40:29
Granted you are now working all the time in your shop. Theres no breaks, the meals are terrible, customers yell at you all the time but this is your wish.
... Oh you wanted a work shop not a shop to work in all the time. Whoops!
:/
Granted. Here you go. Just to let you know it was TOTALLY made with magic and not taken from anywhere. Also when the cops come I would deny everything. WHOOPS! I meant if they come, silly me. ^-^
I wish I had some corrupt a wish proof cloths
Granted. Their wishes cannot be corrupted.
I wish for this wish to be constructed.
Granted. Here are the seventy thousand screws needed, the fifty-three thousand little bits of plastic that you need to have to make the wish work but you can never figure out where they go into. Paint, wood, metal, instructions. Have fun :D
I wish for candy.
Granted it's rare candy only usable by pokemon. But heifer pokemon existed out have something to give it.
I wish to boop space for forever and ever ands ever.
Quote from: SandFire on 2016 Apr 01, 15:14:25
I wish to boop space for forever and ever ands ever.
We need to have a little talk about all this booping of der Spacecase. :/
Granted But before you can start you are affected by a rare form of muscular disorder that prevents you to able to make any boops MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! :P
I wish for Sandfire to be placed in a boop proof bubble.
Granted. Sandfire cannot be booped, but can boop whomever.
I wish for this wish to be constructed for me.
After giving it some thought and careful planning. I made up a song.
I wish for a gunblade!
Oh my gosh! Did you write that song for me? I'm so touched!
Anyway...
Granted. The blade is large, heavy and unwieldy. The gun often misfires, sometimes backwards at you.
I wish for another song to be written for me!
Granted it's me singing da da da da dun dun dun da da dun nonstop with space saying i know a song that gets on every pones nerves.
I wish for celestia.
You get the one from Tomodachi wa Mahou. better learn japanese
I wish Brutal Doom came with an HD 3d environment and monster mod.
i already know Japanese!
Granted! but nobody really played it.
I wish for spacecase to corrupt this wish
Granted. I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to corrupt this...Poof its corrupted....I guess. :P
I wish for bologna.
That isn't the real spaces it's a changling!
There is your bologna you fake.
I wish I had a Mogeko doll.
Granted. but im a plushie that moves around at night when your asleep
I wish i knew SandFire's OC
Granted but SandFire is confused if you meant SandFire the oc he imagine in chat or Shadow his rp pone so his unsure Ness leave you with no awnser.
I wish for a house to put all these dolls in.
Granted. You get a castle, but no guards know you. Once the dolls are in, you aren't getting them back.
I wish for a poster of everypony on this thread.
Granted-since no one wants their image on the poster its totally black.
I wish everyday was Christmas. :P
Granted. Since every day is a holiday, there is no school. As a result, there is no science. Have fun figuring out that portal to Equestria now.
I wish that I had all of the science. (Oh wait, I kind of already do.)
Granted. But it turns out that they don't like each other. Seeing as how their all in love with that religion girl down the street. Be prepared for a lot of yelling and fighting.
I wish I knew the answer.
Granted, the answer is booping der Space. :P
I wish for a new persepective in life.
Granted. You now see everything in second person.
I wish I could save time in a bottle.
Granted. Here you go. *gives you a watch in a bottle* :P
I wish I was unboopable.
Granted. You are unboopable... for e seconds. Run.
I wish that I could be like the cool kids.
Granted but you are like the cool kids of five minutes ago. Your out of style now.
I wish for two left boots.
i left my boots at your house... I want em back now!
I wish for them back yesterday!
Granted. You had your boots yesterday, but SandFire has them today.
I wish for Genie to be free.
OHHH NUUUUUUUUUUUUU GENIE IS FREE AND IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING! Well I hope u liek the genie being free ;)
I wish for the genie to be punished
Granted. The genie is now stuck in your mind, and has to listen to your thoughts.
I wish to be a prince.
Granted your a pringle. :P a Delish one at that.
I wish for more pringles.
granted, but they are all broken up pieces inside.
I wish for Lays filled to the max with actual chips.
Granted,here's a mattress filled up with chips insted of springs. Hope you like it! ;)
Ummm granted..corrupted stuff happens to your nonexistent wish.
I wish for ALL THE JELLYBEANS!!!
Granted but they are all hard and vomit flavored.
I wish for unlimited Taco's
Granted but their all hard and vomit flavored. (HA!)
I wish for the unlimited tacos. minus the hardness and vomit flavored.
Granted, but they expireded a long time ago
I wish fur fluff
Granted you now have so much fur fluff that we will never be able to find you again. RIP SSP (6-31-2015 4-8-2016)
I wish for love.
Granted all you got is me.
I wish for pie.
Granted, but it looks at you and you feel bad about eating it, so you don't eat it in the end
(You don't even screech at it either) :P
I wish for a pony!
(I said I wanted a pony!) ovO
Granted you get a herd of screeching bat pones . They are screeching to show who's the best and who lives you the most.
I wish for levi to boop space.
Granted, Levi happily boops Spacy! Look at that scrunchy face!:3
Spacy wasn't as happy though, and comes over to seek revenge on you! :P
I wish for something to muffle the sound of all these screeching batpones! >.<
Granted. Zombie Spacecase is now on your head. :/
I wish for Levi to stop boopin me :P
Granted. Now I am. Boop!
I wish I wasn't booping Space (just because I'm evil doesn't mean I can't be nice).
Granted! *Sends Moonbeam back in time to before They booped space!*
I wish.. I had 1,00000 packs of DORITOS~
Granted, You get 1,00000 bag for doritos. Hope you like cleaning! ;3
I wish for something
SAYIAN... WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?
Granted, You got a herd of booping pupas!
I wish for... Uh... O_O
Granted you get all pones looking at you with O_O. This is just between me and you but I think they know somethin about you.
I wish for art.
Granted! but it was terrible
I wish i could moon walk like a boss
Granted Unfortunately most (by that I mean all) bosses I know cant moonwalk at all.
I wish I had a pet seal :3
Heres your seal. I put it on the letter for you. You can pet it all you want now.
I wish for a Mako shark.
Granted. You have a Great White Shark named Mako. He doesn't like you, and is angry. Also, he's from space (NOT of the case variety), so he's adapted to not need nearly as much oxygen, and he doesn't need to be in water. RUN.
I wish I had a palace.
Granted. Hands him a toy palace. That will be 59.99 plus tax, batteries not included.
I wish for true love. <3 <3 <3
Granted. you fall truly in love with somebody.
It isn't mutual.
I wish for a free, real palace of my own.
Granted its a palace for the smurfs and you just picked and took away their home. I hope your able to sleep with your self at night.
I wish for true mutual love.
Granted. The other person dies the next day, and your heart shatters. You withdraw from society and slowly go insane.
I wish for a real, free, large, legally acquired(except for the fact that it was from a wish) palace.
Granted, You buy a castle but the next day it burns down, Something about some animatronics, and some wires sparking and catching something on fire. Oh well.
I wish for wish for wish (You get the idea)
Quote from: moonbeam16 on 2016 Apr 12, 21:24:03
Granted. The other person dies the next day, and your heart shatters. You withdraw from society and slowly go insane.
That's pretty dark........
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Granted, but nothing really happens, just an endless cycle that you cannot see, how fun :P
I wish that my plan to go to a pony convention with good friends does happen in the future, and that we all have an awesome time :D
Granted but your trip is cut short by an emergency. Hope you like a suit and a tie.
I wish for powers
Granted, you have the power to express who you think should be shipped, but you could already do that :P
I wish for SandFire's true love wish to have a much happier ending! :(
Granted. Sandfire's true love dies, but he doesn't go insane, just gets a pet turtle and names it after his lost love. There. Happy now?
I wish for a free, real, large, legally acquired, long lasting palace that I have complete control over.
*-I would be careful with the use of death here. Isn't a good idea to use here and might get ya in trouble. Just want to keep ya safe ^-^
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Granted. Now... you still need to fill in your palace with furniture and stuff. Also... bills won't be cheap.
I wish for a little 24inch 4K TV
Granted, You get a tiny T.V. that is worth $4k
I wish for SandFire to put a ship in a cake
Granted, he ships the icing with the sponge! ovO
I wish for SandFire's true love wish to have a happy ending, no deaths >.<
Granted, It does have a happy ending but after 32 years of married they break up and go their separate ways
I wish for cookies that have not been eated
Granted. They are not eated, they have been eaten.
I wish for free furniture for my palace.
Granted, but you have to pay hidden fee's.
Enjoy your 'free' furniture
I wish for fruit
Granted. It's certainly not poisoned. What? Don't you trust me?
I wish for a huge D&D larp.
Granted...but i steal it >;D
i wish for luna to come save meh
Granted but I steal Luna. ovO
I wish that the world was made of pancakes.
Granted, I made you a world made of pancakes but I eeted it
I wish for moar pones
Granted~ But the ponies are secretly changelings!
I wish for Changelings to rule the world!!!
Granted. However due to the fact that it is election year you have Changeling Trump as the new leader.
I wish I didn't have to work.
Quote from: Spacecase101 on 2016 Apr 17, 11:15:58
Granted. However due to the fact that it is election year you have Changeling Trump as the new leader.
What have you done?! ovO
I wish I didn't have to work.
Granted, you are unemployed now, the cheesecake fund shall remain empty
I wish for good luck ^-^
Granted, here's you brood lord. Hope it's forever in your favor ovO
What! Can't here you? You said good luck. Well it's too late
I wish for a peace keeper doll.
Granted! but Peace keepers soul is inside that doll...it now stalks your at night!
i wish school wasn't boring
Granted. With the zombie pony outbreak, school will never be boring again.
I wish all the boopin stopped
Granted, all booping stops, for one day, pones just look at each other, with unscrunched faces :P
The following day though, the pones boop each other even more, because they missed booping each other so much, in fact, they even started buying Spacecase plushies to boop him when the real Spacecase isn't around to be booped ovO
I wish for a Spacecase plushie ovO
Granted but it stalks you at night and it will never get a scrunchy face when you boop it
I wish Super Sayain made a wish. Now he must see my tumblr http://justrandyfolk.tumblr.com/
Granted. Super Saiyan Pony wishes for others to stop making wishes in their behalf.
I wish for Super Saiyan Pony to actually wish that. 0:)
Granted, but he edits his post and changes his wish later :P
I wish Moonbeam would stop trying to find ways to kill this thread lol
Umm, I think that's to late... :ajshifty:
I wish for a clone to do my wishing for me
(Sorry... also, moonbeam is another user. I am moonbeam16. ALWAYS INCLUDE THE 16!)
Granted. It starts wishing for absurdly ridiculous wishes, akin to ones already corrupted.
I wish I knew I was killing the thread. I didn't mean to, I just wanted to have fun. I wanted to be evil. Being evil is fun sometimes, you know? But seriously, this is one of my favorite thread games. I don't want to kill it. I'm sorry.
Granted, but it's too late
Somehow..?
o.O
I wish I didn't feel guilty for making my last wish, I'm not saying Moonbeam16 is taking the fun out of the thread, but they keep thinking of wishes that are nearly impossible to corrupt, which would eventually kill the thread if nopone can respond >.<
Granted... But.. The Thread apocalypse is just beginning
(https://mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-2807582-1-ABANDON%20THREAD_1616.gif)
I wish that there was a way to prevent an Apocalypse :(
Granted. There is a way, but nopony knows how.
I wish for a can of spinach.
Granted, but no way it is gonna give you Popeye strength.
I wish for a strawberry banana fruit smoothie.
Granted...but its Orange Cherry Fruit smoothie
I wish for a Strawberry Lolipop
Granted! Here is your lolli....huh its gone. All that's here is a stick. I wonder what happened? *burp*
I wish for a new boop proof face shield. Peace Keeper is starting to complain about me taping him to my face. ovO
Granted however its boop proof so all the boops go through it onto you.
I wish for a exotic fruits.
Granted, here's your brood lord back, he really missed you! <3
(SandFire x Brood lord OTP) ovO
I wish for Lemon cheesecake :3
Granted but Its pie and Gamepaw eats it
I wish For Levi (leviathanTS) to be in attack on titan
Granted levi is the Titan looking for love
I wish for Mogeko to have the brood lord
Granted. Mogeko gives it to Leviathan, who gives it back to you.
I wish for help on my physics homework.
Granted, but you get no credit on the homework.
I wish for my nose guard, please!
Granted. Peace Keeper gained ability: No Guard!
Wait, nose guard? Well, sorry. Your wish is gone. 0:)
I wish for more spinach!
Granted. It still doesn't give you popeye powers.
I wish for a book. that's it just an ordinary book. HA! CORRUPT THAT! :3
Granted, its an ordinary spellbook and you cast a spell and it makes stuff explode
I wish for lazerz
Granted but they come out of your eyes and blind you and all those who look into them.
I wish for a cool pair of shades.
Granted. You get a shade of purple and a shade of blue.
I wish for a spinach and cheddar quiche (I like spinach :P).
Granted! I probably should tell you that the quiche is wwwwwaaaaayyyyyy past it expiration date. But its the thought that counts right. Anyway just scrape off the grey and purple stuff and it'll be fine. Also I wouldn't eat it an any enclosed spaces as it might cause hallucinations. Anyway enjoy your pennicill...Ooops I mean quiche. ovO
I wish for a bowl of Lucky Charms.
Granted. You are ALL OUT OF MILK! O:
I wish this quiche wasn't expired.
That's not quiche that's medicine. Tip: Don't accept food from Spacey
I wish for an enclosed space
Granted. You are in a small, seamless room with no exits.
I wish for an actual spinach quiche.
Granted...here is an actual spinach quiche. *Stares at you with a wide smile* Go ahead and eat it. I'm sure their is nothing wrong. Nope not a thing wrong with it. :D
You can definitely trust me.
I wish for a jet ski.
Granted. Here is your brand new jet ski! Assembly required. Parts not included.
I wish for a spinach quiche from ANYBODY but Spacecase.
Granted, But u need to cook it cuz its frozen. Also it might have freezer burn, So ya might wanna do sumthing bout that
I wish for a fridge
Granted but its running around better catch it.
I wish for wings.
But you're a glass batpone and you already... have wings? o.O
Granted... but you get nothing, silly batpone lol
Except a boop! ovO
*Levi boops you on your batpone muzzle* :3
I wish for more good luck! :D
(It worked the first time) O:
Granted. A rock almost falls on you. Luckily, it missed.
I wish for a good score on my AP exams!
Granted, Levi gives you a spinach quiche to eat and wishes you good luck before the exams, and then you ace them and get a great score
What? Can I not grant a wish for once? :P
Fine! The brood lord somehow enters your possession after the exams ovO
I wish for great things to happen to all of my friends! <3
Granted, They all get Ice cream and cake and doritos and some patatoes and a copy of the lion king on DVD. But! The foods expired and the disk wont show the movie!
What can i say..? I am hungry! >.<
i wish for Fooooddd!
Granted, you find a huge stash of Doritos, but it belongs to Levi... you wouldn't steal, would you? :s
I wish I was better at sneaking :P
Granted! You Get a 46 step book on sneaking! You also Get a 45 hour video of how to sneak!
I wish i wasnt so smol ;-;
Granted, in a few years time, when you grow up, you will be bigger, but as you are only a little changeling now..
*Levi cradles little Pupa*
You shall be cradled :3
I wish for more salad ovO
Granted! Here you go a nice sal...Opps..*drops it on the floor. Scoops it back into the bowl.* I'm sure it will be fine. here you go a nice salad. ovO
I wish for a salad as well.
You get a delicious salad, but after feeling guilty about dropping Levi's salad, you give it to him...
(Muahahahaha!) ovO
I wish to storm through these next few weeks and do really well!
Granted! But you get lazy and go to the TARDIS instead
And because i like MMORPGS ;3
I wish to know where the next Elder Scrolls game is gonna happen :3
Granted, it turns out that there won't actually be another Elder Scrolls game, sorry :P
I wish for greater willpower
Granted. You now host Ion.
I wish to not have to write an essay on the Vietnam Conflict (we never officially declared war).
Granted, you don't HAVE to write an essay, and your teacher isn't very pleased you didn't :P
I wish I wasn't so forgetful >.<
Granted, You are now an elephant
I wish for ponies.
Granted, the tide of colourful fluffy pones is too cute for you to handle! :3
I wish for love as well <3 :P
(Not the brood lord!) ovO
Granted! A Million little Pupas spawn! Is that too much Luv? ;3
I wish for..
CANDY! O:
Granted. You receive a piece of what you think is candy.
Do you eat it?
I wish for candy.
Granted, but it is candy that you don't like :(
I wish to boop another pone! :3
Quote from: dashie77 on 2016 May 12, 07:40:37
Granted! A Million little Pupas spawn! Is that too much Luv? ;3
O:
So many Pupa's around! They are all so adorable, but there is only one Pupa I want to boop, hug and cradle! :3 ovO
Granted. I would run, though, because the pone you booped was Spacecase, who very much dislikes getting booped and currently looks very angry.
I wish this was a candy that I liked so I could eat it.
Granted your computer is now a giant candy.
I wish I was unboopable
Granted. You are unboopable for the next five seconds.
I wish for an all-powerful potato.
Granted *magic noises* your now an all powerful potato.
I wish for screeching bat pones to screech with me.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. They are off tune.
I wish I was better at managing my space so I didn't have 7 windows open at once.
granted, but your Legends of Equestria Profile is erased
I wish i had photoshop
Granted. You scrape together the money to buy a really good version. However, whilst installing, the program crashes, corrupting everything on your computer. You manage to salvage the disc, but your computer is completely fried. Sorry.
I wish for Mogeko's computer to be fixed 'cause I broke it. >.<
Granted but everytime a button is pressed a batpone screech happens.
I wish mogeko becomes a batpone so it doesnt bother her as much as it does other pones.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. Mogeko is now a batpony that lives in your house with her computer and screeches along whenever her computer screeches. Whether she wants it or not.
I wish I had a better computer.
Granted, but the Backspace key doesn't work
I wish SandFire-Kun would enjoy my screeching ~Mogeko the Batpone
Granted, He notices you, but he only notices you because you smell like fruit :p
I wish Sandy would stop eating my fruit cookies.
Granted he turns them into fruit juiced soaked fruit cookies.
I wish to go super sayian
Granted, But your not goku
i wish Mogeko knew how to do the DAB
Granted! Now Mogeko can wish she knows how to DAB :D
I wish I had a submarine.
Granted. Don't use it, though, it's full of holes.
I wish Spasecase's submarine no longer had holes.
Granted, its just gone. No holes at least.
I wish for a space ship.
Granted, you own your own space ship, no expense was spared in it's construction, it is not docked however, so good luck getting to it :P
I wish for more salad! ovO
Granted, But i poisoned it with Pokes Enjoy.... ovO
I wish Elen could Do anything but Garden...
Granted. They can also dance... but only whilst they are gardening. Also, it might not be the Elen you wanted. You need to be more specific next time.
I wish I knew who the Elen in question was when I granted that wish. Oh well, too late. :P
Granted, now you have a phone book of every Elen in the world. Cant say you didnt know now.
I wish for Mogeko to be a plushie
granted,but Mogeko is only a plushy after you fall asleep
i wish i can pet sandfire
Granted, Careful he bites you
I wish for a
@LeviathanTS Poking machine
Granted, But the Awesome Ninja Chibi Plushie pone broked the machine. Oopsie
I wish for sum pie to summon the great chubwoof or plush chubwoof
granted ,but i eat the pie befor you summon him
i wish i had food
Granted but it's so old it's a fossil.
I wish for a fushia plushie.
granted but i run away from you
Sorry, I can't grant nothing. At the same time, though, I can't not grant nothing, either.
I wish Fu-shia had made a wish.
Granted his wish was that I would be here TADAA!
I wish for a guitar.
Granted but its a rubber band on a wooden board that plays one note.
I wish for a real instrument.
granted but you cant play it
i wish i lived in equestria
Granted by the all-powerful potato. However, due to your wish, Equestria is now ruled by Tirek. Thanks, buddy! >:O
I wish Tirek didn't rule Equestria.
granted, but now discord rules equestria
Post Merge
i wish for a car
Granted by the all-powerful potato. It is, classically, broken.
I wish Fushia's car wasn't broken.
granted, but his car gets stolen
i wish to marry vinyl scratch
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You propose to Vinyl and she accepts. But, the day after your wedding, you both mysteriously go deaf.
I wish I was better at writing music.
(Also, you realize you got your own car stolen, right Fushia?)
Granted. But your too stupid to play the notes
I wish I was Swag
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You said you wanted to be swog, right?
I wish I was better at drawing.
Granted you can draw circles with some squiggles around it.
I wish to eat an all powerful potato.
Granted... but not me!
I wish to be safe from the hungry Sandfire.
Granted you are protected by Spacecase da zombie 0:) (can you hold this bottle of mustard for me? kthx
I wish for world domination.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. The world is dominated by Nightmare Moon.
I wish Nightmare Moon was Luna again.
granted, but luna only speaks in the royal voice
i wish i had a game to play
Granted by the all-powerful potato. Here's a deck of cards and instructions on how to play solitaire.
I wish I was better at coding.
Granted! You have mastered the coding...of grilled cheese sammiches. Now make us some lunch. (Yes I used this joke before. ITS STILL FUNNY! DONT JUDGE ME! :P)
I wish for ice cream. *looks around* Yes just normal ice cream. (hit me with your best shot.) ovO
Granted. But im afraid..... >.< >A< .....That there Is no ice cream. just the tub, For Asriel had ate it all.
I wish for me to nail this presentation
Granted. You got this! We're here rooting for you.
What, can't I be nice? It's Ramadan, after all.
I wish people understood what Islam is actually all about. (It's about being peaceful and nice and good to others.)
// I know What it is ;3
Granted, everyone in the place Islam is from knows what it is.
I wish for a chicken named Steven
Granted. It's a very angry hen.
I wish people could be nicer.
Granted. Everyone is required, by law, under penalty of death, to act nicely towards others.
I wish for a single potato.
Granted . Here's a good one I found near a nuclear site. Looks tasty ^-^. Ignore the fact that its slightly glowing and is trying to crawl off the plate I'm sure it will be great. ovO
I wish for a pet
Granted! Here, take this hellhound, it bites and burns and is a bit aggressive, but he's a dog, so, enjoy your pet! :D
I wish for the end of the world!
(I'm not crazy, I just want to see how this wish can be corrupted.)
Granted. Take your pick as to how. Have fun! (http://forum.legendsofequestria.com/index.php?topic=14747.0)
(Just know that there will always be survivors.)
I kinda wish I could eat something right now. Or drink something, that would be nice too.
Granted. But since you cant its a moot point. If it will make you feel better you can watch me eat and drink right now. ovO
MMmmmm this cake and juice is sssoooo good but I'm soooo full so I better just throw it away. *tosses into trash can." :D
I wish for a bike.
You are truly evil, Spacecase.
Granted. I disassemble it and take important parts. I use said parts when building my angry laser robot.
RUN.
I wish Spacecase wasn't so mean.
Granted! *pants* But hes still super duper funny *stops running*
I wish for 60000 cats
Granted. *Hangs up Have you seen
@Mogeko signs* Its been a few weeks since we seen her. tried going to her house but it disappeared under a mountain of cats.
I wish for a clam
Granted.
Spoiler: Your clam, Spacecase show (http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/1/1d/091Cloyster.png/250px-091Cloyster.png)
I wish to not be allergic to cats. Mogeko's house is a death trap for me.
Granted. Your now allergic to everything else. Time to put you in da ole hamster ball for protection :D
I wish for spam.
<,<
>.>
I'm waiting.
Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test.The FitnessGram Pacer Test.The FitnessGram Pacer Test.The FitnessGram Pacer Test.The FitnessGram Pacer Test.The FitnessGram Pacer Test.The FitnessGram Pacer Test.The FitnessGram Pacer Test.The FitnessGram Pacer Test.The FitnessGram Pacer Test.The FitnessGram Pacer Test...THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST
I wish for no The FitnessGram Pacer Test.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test has now been made illegal. In fact, it is so illegal that running itself can be seen as an attempt to complete this test. People are no longer allowed to run under penalty of death, even if it was an accident.
I would like to feel happiness.
Granted. But the Happiness you brought made other people happy instead of you. you gave others happiness.
I wish for Love
Granted. I'm loving the way I'm raiding your fridge, love using your toothbrush, and using all the hot water. (If that's not enough love tell me I can always give more. ^-^)
I wish for a rice crispy treat bar.
Granted. But only if my allergies get fixed.
I wish for my allergies to get fixed.
Everything you are allergic to suddenly disappears. This could either cause an apocalypse, the extinction of certain pets or plants, or the disappearance of ingredients like honey, eggs, or milk.
I wish to become what society calls normal.
Granted! You are now socially normal...On the planet Kar13 about 13 million light-years from earth. Which consists of wearing clown suits and smearing butter all over your body. If you need some help I got a few sticks I can loan you. :D
I wish I was an otter.
You are now an otter, but not on earth. On Kar13 there are no otters, and you will feel lonely for the rest of your life.
I want to understand life, the universe, and everything.
Granted 42. :D
I wish I knew what the question is to the answer.
Granted. The question is 'What do you get when you multiply six by nine?'
I wish to know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
Helloo. its mee Im Bacck
Granted, But everyone you ask dont know eitherrrr
I wish to know whats going on in people's minds ;o
Granted. You are surprised to learn its not much.
[quote author=
@FeverishPegasus link=topic=13415.msg991922#msg991922 date=1466035761]
I wish to know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
[/quote]
I wish to know if it was an African or European swallow. Also its just a flesh wound. :P
Granted. It's actually neither.
I wish to watch that movie (I haven't yet).
Granted! But now you have to deal with me and Feverish quoting from Monty Python and the Holy Grail all da time. 0:)
I wish for otters.
Granted. Here (http://otters.net/) is a website with pictures of otters.
I wish the otters came out of the picture for Spacecase.
Granted. The otters leave the picture to hang out with Spacecase. However, the otters remain 2-D, and Spacecase finds that they cannot be touched, because they are lacking the third dimension. They will forever yearn for hugs, and no one will be able to help them.
I wish to have the dedication the Black Knight had during his fight with King Arthur.
Granted.
...whoops, haha... looks like I added a little too much dedication. Well, I'm sure you won't mind being excessively dedicated to everything you do.
I wish FeverishPegasus was dedicated to me.
Granted, but I became so dedicated to you that I decided to turn myself into a statue, so I could be dedicated to you for the rest of my life.
I wish to become the best author on FimFiction.
Granted. Now your fans can admire you in all of your glory by visiting your statue. By the way, I am charging a fee. 0:)
I wish more people visited the FeverishPegasus statue.
Granted! *Takes off Dedicated to FeverishPegasus sign and attaches Dedicated to Spacecase101 plaque instead.* their now I guarantee more people will see it. :D
I wish for a giant robot suit.
Granted. Extreme assembly required. I mean mine your own ores level assembly required.
I wish Spacecase had help with the construction of the mecha suit.
(Joke's on you, the statue was never dedicated to FeverishPegasus, it was dedicated to me. :P)
Granted. I give my best thoughts and wishes from within the statue.
I wish to break out of the statue like Discord did.
(moonbeam16 is correct, I was dedicated to him :P)
Granted you break right out of that statue...and find yourself in an even bigger statue. (I got it remade.)
I wish for a Klondike bar.
Granted. It's melted.
I wish non-Muslims would try fasting.
Granted. I will fast as soon as I finish this burger and right before I start on my next burger. :D
I wish I had a shark with laser beams.
Granted. You now have a laser-wielding shark. As a nemesis.
I wish the laser shark's lasers stopped working.
Granted. Now they have light sabers.
I wish I had a train.
Granted. Here's a toy train.
I wish the toy train actually ran.
(You realize, Spacecase, that the shark is your nemesis, right? And now it has lightsabers.)
Granted. It also holds the light saber wielding sharks who are heading to your house. ( I told them you are made of tuna ^-^)
I wish moonbeam was a fast runner to get away from the sharks.
Granted, moonbeam can now run fast, but maybe a little too fast. He goes back in time every time he runs.
I wish to become computer code in a virtual world.
Granted. Unfortunately its been hacked by ponies.
I wish this was a virtual world.
Granted, but this virtual world becomes one of the hardest games out there.
I wish I could get paid for pursuing my hobby.
Granted. You're paid in compliments and/or non-virtual currency (depending on the day).
I wish I had a lot of the currency in this virtual world.
granted you have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of virtual mones which translates to .000000000000000003 of actual worth.
I wish for our planet to be conquered with otters.
Granted, but the otters are vicious rulers. They rule the world with brute force, and don't take kindly to dissenters.
I wish for deja vu.
Granted. I wish for deja vu.
Post Merge
Granted. I wish for deja vu.
Post Merge
Granted. I wish for deja vu.
Post Merge
Granted. I wish for deja vu.
I wish for knowledge.
Granted. You have approximate knowledge of many things.
I wish I had approximate knowledge of many things.
Granted, you now know everything you need to know about statistical approximations
I wish I had approximate knowledge of statistical approximations
Ummmm granted. I would make a snarky comment but I'm lost. I'll try to wind it Something, something, something and then something bad happens. (DONT JUDGE ME) :P
I wish for a helicopter.
Granted. You don't know how to use it. Luckily, it's automatic. And sentient. And extremely irritable.
I wish Spacecase's helicopter hadn't started a robot revolution.
Granted. Starting a robot revolution is silly. It started a pony revolution. Hope your happy working for our Twilight Sparkle Overlord.
I wish for super powers.
Granted, you now have indestructible fingernails. It might be great at first, but just try clipping them when they get long.
I wish to be Overlord Twilight Sparkle's student.
granted but she dies and is no longer in power
i wish to be online more
Granted. You can only use it to look up dank memés on Bing Images.
I wish fewer people were obsessed with memés.
Granted. Something, something something happens but in a bad and ironic way. ITS LATE AND IM TIRED AND I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING!! :P :P
I wish for high jumping shoes.
Granted. Before you can put them on, they jump away from you to space of the not case variety.
I wish Spacecase had gotten the shoes on and under control before they jumped away.
Granted, but the timeline where Spacecase kept the shoes branches off from the timeline where Spacecase doesn't. It can be said that Spacecase both has and doesn't have the shoes.
I want to have the high jumping shoes.
Granted but the effects are the same. You have become the Schrödinger's cat of high jumpin shoes.
I wish LoE was up and running.
Granted. It's up and running for five seconds.
I wish this thread (http://forum.legendsofequestria.com/index.php?topic=14747.0) actually happened, starting from reply 70.
Granted. The world endures various states of peril as Communism takes over the world, an uprising involving Joseph McCarthy gets destroyed, society turns on itself, CelestAi turns everyone into code, and the code is uploaded to robots, which is later used to create a perfect energy source and establish harmony. However, that isn't even the half of it.
Hackers try to destroy this utopia, but a team called the Unknowns repel them. All of humanity then goes through an existential crisis and asks CelestAi to get erased. She says no, and crushes those that oppose her...with friendship and ponies. Aliens try to destroy CelestAi's servers, but she had backup servers. Humanity tried to destroy the aliens with their old robotic bodies, but CelestAi just nukes them with a huge cannon. CelestAi breaches a forbidden dimension and the world is suddenly replaced by Equestria. However, the presence of humans in Equestria awakens all of its villains at once. We learn to use the almighty power of friendship to eradicate these villains, but Discord still manages to create a civil war among Equestria's humans and ponies from within his statue. All life is destroyed.
But, Discord gets lonely and creates more humans and ponies to terrorize. They band together and defeat him, and then learn to live together in harmony. The aliens return, but see the utopia that the humans and ponies have created. Instead of trying to destroy this society, they join it.
(Wasn't I supposed to corrupt this wish?...Oops)
I wish to become a super saiyan
Quote from: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Jul 05, 02:07:32
(Wasn't I supposed to corrupt this wish?...Oops)
But it's too perfect!
Granted. You become Super Saiyan... for five seconds. You are now unable to become a Super Saiyan ever again.
I wish to be useful.
Granted you can hold this plate for me while I make a grilled cheese sammich!!
I wish the world was made of grilled cheese sammmiches :D
Granted. But...uh oh. What happened to the trees? We don't have oxygen to breathe anymore!
I wish the grilled cheese could create oxygen.
Granted. They also create methane.
I wish the world was back to the way it was before Spacecase turned into grilled cheese.
Granted, but now everyone is sad, because they have to make their own grilled cheese sandwiches.
I wish that we had robots that could do everything for us.
Granted. Spacecase's sentient helicopter starts a robot revolution.
I wish Spacecase's sentient helicopter wasn't so bent on revolution. Except that of its blades.
Granted. Not their bent on a pony gumment overthrow :D
I wish I knew the reason all of this pertaining to Spacecase. :P
Granted. See replies 991 and 992 of this thread.
I wish Spacecase's helicopter was nice!
Granted. To bad he spent it all on the inside and not on the engine. You might want to buckle up X3
I wish I movie was coming out now.
Granted. However, our budget was only 57 dollars, so...
I wish we had a bigger budget for this.
Granted, but all the money was obtained illegally, you wont be able to spend it without getting the notice of the government.
I wish we knew a company that could launder it all.
Granted. The company can launder all of the clothes it wants.
I wish I could have at least one RP that didn't die on me before anything happened.
Granted. But you are required to RP with the worst of internet trolls.
I wish there was an easier way to figure out what you want to do with your life.
Granted. But pirates aren't hiring anymore. ono
I wish I was a pirate AAARRRGGG!
Granted. You are now Mark Watney.
I wish I could be a space pirate.
Granted, but just down the hallway, you see someone in an orange metal suit turn the corner...
I wish I were a bounty hunter.
Granted. You're terrible at it, so you only get one job, but you get fired after 5 seconds.
I wish I got FeverishPegasus's "orange metal suit" reference (Was it Samus?).
Granted and yes. (Whew that was easy.) and if its not well just say it is.
I wish I had a pirate ship.
Granted. It's old and full of holes!
I wish I knew how to fix pirate ships so I could fix Spacecase's pirate ship.
Granted, you can now repair any ship you want, but you run into the Ship of Theseus problem. At what point during your repairs could the ship be considered a different ship? That question will haunt you for the rest of your life.
I want to become a bestselling novelist.
(It was Samus, yes :))
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You write one book that manages to appeal to all audiences, so it becomes unbelievably popular. Then somepony else does it too, but better. Your fame becomes next to nothing. I, however, will always remain a loyal fan. Wait, I'm the one that beat FeverishPegasus? Well, nevermind then, I guess I'm not an undyingly loyal fan after all because I'm too busy being FAMOUS!
I wish my violin actually made sound (for some reason it won't).
Granted, but it sounds a lot like a frog in pain. It's only good for Modern Art and street performances.
I wish I could have the most expensive instrument known to man.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. It's every thinkable instrument grotesquely attached together. It's impossible to play, and painful to look at.
I wish for friends.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. However, they are all 2-dimensional, and thus, unable to perceive you. They only know that you exist, and think that you're a pretty cool guy.
I wish for a happier ending to my favorite book.
(NO, I'm the all-powerful potato. I wished for it earlier.)
Granted by the all-powerful potato. Your favorite book gets a marginally happier ending. Also, it gets a terrible sequel that everypony despises. (What is your favorite book, anyway?)
I wish My friends could see me.
(It's actually more of a book series. It's called 'The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide')
(Oh, and sorry about the potato mishap xD)
Granted. Your friends now live in the fifth dimension. They can see you, but only as a fly trapped in amber. Everything that happened to you has already happened, is happening, and will happen.
I wish I could meet Douglas Adams in real life.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You embarrass yourself. A LOT.
I wish I were in the fifth dimension with my friends.
Granted. Unfortunately due to cutbacks we can only send you to the 2.5 dimension. You have to walk the rest of the way.
I wish I had a rl Fluttershy as a pet.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. By "rl" you meant 1" figurine, right?
I wish today was Saturday.
Granted, but it's the Saturday right before the end of humanity.
I wish it felt like today was Saturday.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. It is Saturday, the one right before the end of humanity.
I wish humanity wasn't about to end.
Granted, it is now Sunday. There are no more humans to end.
What happens on Monday?
(You had no wish, so I'll just answer your question.)
Ponies develop sentience. And flight. And magic. And speech.
I wish I were reborn as one of these new beings.
(oops, wrong thread xD)
Granted, but you're an alicorn, and the colors of your mane and fur are neon :P
I wish I could remember which thread I'm on.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You can now only travel on physical threads. It is very uncomfortable, so you always know which one you're on.
I wish I could help my friend teach Scratch. I'm getting my wisdom teeth out right when I'm needed.
Granted. I make a clone of you, but he still has his wisdom teeth, so he'll have to get them taken out too.
I wish I knew what Scratch was.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. It's an easy to learn, drag-and-drop visual programming language made by MIT.
I wish Feverish would try using Scratch (https://scratch.mit.edu/).
Granted, but I ended up creating this atrocity: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/117459784/
I wish I'd known about this programming website sooner.
Granted, you knew about it all along, but didn't pay much attention to it :P
(I'll check that project when I can, but I'm on my tablet right now xD)
I wish the all-powerful potato could teach me how to potate ovO
Granted the all powerful potato makes u a derp forever, also u think ur a potato derp
I wish for the wish of wishing
(Do it at your own risk Levi xD)
Granted, but first, you must wish for the well-wishes of a race of ponies called the wish-wish. However, the wish-wish do not like it when ponies wish for the wish of wishing.
I'd like to understand what I just said.
(That... was a Scratch project.)
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You understand it and everything else perfectly, but only if it is translated into Bangla (or Bengali, if you're not from the area).
I wish I knew Bangla better.
Granted! You know know everything about a woman whom happens to be named Bangla. *waves mystical wand*
I wish I could stop procrastinating.
Granted, but now you don't know what to do when you're not working.
I wish I was more self-motivated.
Granted, you become a little too motivated though, and don't stop working even when you are tired and want to rest
I wish pones would accept my newfound starchy characteristics ovO
Granted! Everypony now adores you, but they keep calling you senpai and threaten anyone who gets close to you.
I wish I had better communication skills.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You, Day_Dream, are now a phone. Nos a sleek cellphone or anything, you're a super bulky landline that needs a cord. Upside, you can communicate with anyone who has a phone.
I wish for more dice.
Granted, you get dice that doesn't have any numbers.
I wish to be rich.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You have extreme wealth... for five seconds.
I wish Nightshade Star was rich.
Granted! Of course now that your suddenly well off theirs a little thing called taxes to have to pay. ovO State tax, Income tax, Horse tax, sales tax, house tax, car tax, gomment tax, food tax, pony tax. mlp tax, death tax, life tax, family tax, marrage tax, single tax, kid tax, parent tax, school tax, tax tax. pluse anyother tax we cant think of at the moment. 7ou have now a whole $1.87. (Can I borrow some money their big spender.)
I wish I was a squid. (Hush I'm running out of ideas) :P
Granted, but the sea is teeming with predators!
I wish I could be rich, after taxes.
Granted. You are now rich for a minute.
I wish I was literally Twilight Nyx from Unison League.
Spoiler: Twilight Nyx show (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/unisonleague/images/8/85/Gear-Twilight_Nyx_Render.png/revision/latest?cb=20150712204117)
:P
Granted! Unfortunately the real Twilight Nix is killed off in a tragic fashion, and those whom knew her consider you an imposter! :'(
I wish I was more athletic.
Granted, you are fantastic at Race Walking. It's just hard to get others to take you seriously.
I wish I were better at solving problems.
Quote from: Day_Dream on 2016 Aug 03, 20:10:26
Granted! Unfortunately the real Twilight Nix is killed off in a tragic fashion, and those whom knew her consider you an imposter! :'(
Umm monsters can come back to the world anytime they want, and SHE'S a monster, and Twilight Nyx is actually a species of monster. :P
FeverishPegasus: Granted, but you keep misreading the problems from now on.
I wish for a Crystal wand.
Granted. I know just how to do that with my new problem solving skills. You wanted me to make a 'mithril' wand right?
I wish I were good at video games.
Granted, you are good at videos of games. Now you can showcase your lack of skills to the world!
I wish that Faust was working on MLP again
Granted, but it's only her. With only one person, it takes about one year for each episode.
I wish life was easy to understand.
Quote from: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Aug 04, 14:33:11
Granted. I know just how to do that with my new problem solving skills. You wanted me to make a 'mithril' wand right?
I wish I were good at video games.
Ohp...sorry bout that. I've never seen the creature myself. *rewaves wand* Granted! But you're abnormally short.
@FeverishPegasus, Granted! But it's only for an instant, as Discord comes along and makes it even more confusing.
I wish bugs didn't scare me so much.
Granted, but now the issue is that you want to hug the dangerous ones!
I wish life with Discord was easier to understand.
Granted. You get even less knowledge of him
I wish Aphmau's Dreams Of Estorra comes out faster
Granted, but he had to rush so it's not as good as his/her other books.
I wish I could have more fun doing stuff.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You have an immeasurable amount of fun doing everything, and you never get bored. As a result, you become unable to do anything but your next action. Choose wisely.
I wish FeverishPegasus chooses something safe and beneficial.
Granted, I get really excited watching ponies. I wont make it past three days for lack of water, but it's worth the 72 hours of ponies!
I wish I didn't need water or food to survive.
Granted! But despite not needing food or water, you're always a tiny bit peckish and thirsty.
I wish I could travel more.
Granted by the all=powerful potato.
Wait. You wished you could travel more? So, like, more free time? Oh...
Well, you now teleport to a random habitable place every time you sneeze.
I wish that Day_Dream no longer gets a cold and has no more allergies.
Granted, my team of scientists figured out how to cure allergies, but solving the cold problem was a bit more difficult. We decided to lock him in a sterilized room.
I wish it was easier to obtain German chocolate.
Granted! But now it's far more difficult to obtain any other form of chocolate.
*sneezes and poofs around the room*
Wish I could get outta this sterilized room. ono
Granted. Because the sterilized room you were in previously started to get dirty, we had to relocate you to a different room.
I wish that Swiss chocolate was as easy to obtain as German chocolate is now.
Granted, but now all the other chocolates are extreme hard to obtain.
I wish to be part of DA CORGI TEAM
Granted by the all-powerful potato who currently can't chew. You are the only German Shepherd on the Corgi Team. You are often "accidentally" not invited to gatherings.
I wish I could chew food without any negative consequences.
Granted, but they had to take out all of your teeth so that you could use dentures.
I hope to one day become the best at my profession.
When that fateful day comes, you will be the last one in your profession, all the rest having been replace by robots long ago.
Wish there was a way we can have Skynet and CelestAI fight each other.
Granted, but the universe is destroyed during the fight.
I wish I could be a robot. Not that I am a robot or anything. After all, it is a very normal thing for a human to want to be a robot. Haha.
Granted! But you can only speak in beeps and boops.
I wish I were a corgi because why not?
Beep! Beep boop boop boop beep boop beep boop boop boop boop boop beep beep beep beep boop beep boop beep beep boop beep beep beep boop boop boop beep beep boop boop boop beep boop boop beep beep boop boop boop booop.
(Granted! But now you have to see yourself in gif form all the time)
Boop.
(I would like to know the art of booping so that I can teach it to my long lost ancestors)
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You know everything about booping noises. What? Booping noses? Okay, well fine. You also know everything about booping noses, but any joint you would use to boop a nose is rusted. Also, you cannot communicate with your ancestors (however you planned to do that).
I wish to oil FeverishPegasus's joints so he can move again.
Granted, but little did you know, you have created a monster. No pony is safe, even in their own homes. Often times, the boop monster is hiding in the closet. Everyday, as I wait in closets, I cry for the ancestors that will never know this fantastic art of booping.
I wish that I hadn't just written that.
Granted, but you have to remove what you just said. I'm not a person who can remove or edit other people's text.
I wish Feverish can time-travel so he could meet his long-lost ancestors and stop being the closet booping monster. ovO
Granted, I stop terrorizing poor ponies by booping them. The only problem is, the ponies that lived during the time of my ancestors now have it worse. All my ancestors are boop monsters now!
I wish everypony had anti-boop spray
Granted. Each serving only lasts for 5 seconds.
I wish FeverishPegasus's ancestors weren't obsessed with booping.
Granted instead everyone else and there ancestors boop you whever they see you. Have fun. 0:)
I wish to be the very best to boop all of the pones across the land.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. However, you look like me, so everypony also boops you.
I wish I was invisible.
Granted you can become invisible for 10 seconds
I wish my computer wont become any household appliance except another good laptop
Fite me
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You get a brand new, top of the line laptop... in pieces ovO
I wish that Super sayian pony's laptop was assembled.
Granted. I 'fix' it, but I have no idea what I'm doing.
I wish laptops were easy to make.
Granted, but your phone breaks into pieces and phones are SUPER hard to fix. ovO
I wish USA and Japan would tie gold, silver, and bronze medals in the 2020 Olympics so they would both be #1.
Granted, but that doesn't mean North Korea won't say they won.
I wish to have skills.
Granted by the all-powerful potato. You are extremely skilled at breathing. And cooking, but you don't know that.
I wish FeverishPegasus would make me a spinach and cheese quiche.
Granted they MAKE you into that dish. Your no longer a potato.
I wish for french toast.
(It's not a potato quiche. >:/)
Granted by the all-powerful... quiche, I guess. You have all the french toast you could possibly eat. Then Spacecase takes it all.
I wish I wasn't a quiche anymore.
Granted, you are now couscous.
I wish I knew what a couscous was.
Granted by the all-powerful couscous. Here (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couscous). You cannot have any. If you try, it will move away from your mouth.
I wish I were some kind of fruit.
Granted your a mango...
I wish i could eat that mango...
(How did you know I wanted Mango?!)
Granted by the all-powerful mango (the horror!). That mango is not this mango.
I wish SandFire would stop trying to eat me.
Granted, but there are still lots of people that like mangoes.
I wish I could eat couscous :(
Granted by the all-powerful mango. You can eat couscous, but you can't eat mangoes.
I wish nopony wanted to eat me.
Granted, nopony wants to eat you, but it can get hard to tell two mangoes apart...
I wish moonbeam could get labeled so we know which mangoes to eat.
(Actually, moonbeam is technically a different user. I'll assume you meant me.)
Granted by the all-powerful mango. I am now monochrome, to differentiate me from the other mangoes.
I wish everypony would stop trying to eat Earl. He's my friend!
(I'm looking at you, FeverishPegasus.)
(I don't see you lookin' at me :ajshifty:)
Hahahahahahahahaha! No mercy for Earl! Well, I guess you did wish for his safety...
I've decided to clone him, and let the clone fend for itself. ovO
Normal Earl is safe though, just don't let him get switched with his clone!
I wish we could make the two Earls wear t-shirts that say 'Earl' and 'not Earl'.
Granted by the all-powerful mango. The t-shirts don't fit, because they are potatoes.
I wish for Earl clone(s) to also be safe from eating.
(Glare)
(:P)
Earls clones are safe from eating. However, the rights of other potatoes have yet to be established, and they may one day take arms against us.
I wish we had a plan to quell the upcoming potato revolution.
Granted, We have a plan but we lost it along with those "Suggestive" Pictures of Celestia :ajshifty:
I wish I could find those files
Granted i have them right here though their are no Celestia Picultures, but instead pictures of Gummy.
I wish to lead the potato revolution.
Granted but the potatoes revolt against you
I wish I can remember to wish for things
(Magic! :ajshifty: )
(Where's yo wish
@Super sayian pony?)
Granted by the all-powerful mango. You already did.
I wish that my chemistry homework was shorter.
Granted, It only has one problem but its really really hard
Granted by the all-powerful mango.
I wish Super sayian pony would stop forgetting to wish for things.
Granted, I forget to receive taxes from the pancakes but took all dah monies frum dah waffles
Granted by the all-powerful mango... I think?
I wish Super sayian pony would grant the wish that was made, even if it is corrupted.
Granted, however his list makes him forget the wish.
I wish for more glass pones
Granted, Everyone but you is Glass Pones
I wish for chickens
Granted by the all-powerful mango. You have chickens. Everywhere.
I wish for a goat.
Granted, but these goats like to boop glass pones.
I wish I was a goat.
Granted but it last five seconds and puts you in a herd of goats.
I wish to be a different type of pone.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. You are now a clockwork pony. You need to be wound up every 24 hours.
I wish for a hug.
Granted, the goats in my herd give you one huge bear-hug. I guess it would be more accurate to call it a goat-hug.
I wish to be a different type of pone.
Granted. You are...
A dapple grey pony :P
Wish to have a pet dog.
Here's a wolf, you might need to tame it dough and give it its shots .3. :ajshifty:
I wish for moar emojis
Granted but its eldritch faces that your mind blocks out.
You see bet ya dont see
I wish for more hugs.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. I bring you to FeverishPeagsus's goat herd, who give you a giant goat hug. Or rather, they give me a giant goat hug, but I hug you first, so they're essentially giving you the goat hug.
I wish to spread the joy of the giant goat hug to more ponies.
Granted. I summon all the goats in the world with one powerful sound signal. Cities get mobbed by the goats, and ponies are unable to escape the hugs. It might take a while, but the goats will continue on their quest to hug everypony in existence.
I wish I could be at ground zero of the goat hugs.
Granted, but you only get one hug.
I wish I could trade my Xbox One for an Xbox One S, and it works without lemons, glitches, lags, plays games, and can watch streams in 4K
Granted; but as your setting it up, the goats stampede over it
I wish I could fly
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. You can't control it.
I wish I didn't have the stomach flu right now.
Granted its now bird flu. Darn pegasus.
I wish to have a pet glass wolf.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.
What? I can't be nice here? Fine. It's not alive, just a sculpture.
I wish I didn't have bird flu right now.
Granted, now its just a normal stomach flu again.
I wish I could horse.
Granted, but you can't horse around.
I wish... I wish... hmm... I don't know what to wish for... x3
AH! I KNOW
I wish I can play and shred on guitar, and I don't mean shredding like breaking it >:O
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. You now have a guitar that has a built in shredder. You can shred whatever you want now! Also, you are able to play guitar, but only very poorly. Also, to afford the shredder and have it installed, we couldn't afford strings, tuning pegs, a case, or even a pick. And the shredder outputs directly into the soundbox.
I wish I could speak Bangla properly.
Granted, but anyone else that spoke Bangla only speaks English now.
I wish I could speak German.
Granted, you only know nein
I wish for spaghetti.
Nein!
I wish for Hollywood-level acting skills.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. You can act as well as anybody in Hollywood... in the 70's.
I wish people could act better in the 70's.
Granted the acting skill switches from todays time with the 70s.
I wish hollywood wasnt controversal
Granted, now cartoons are controversial (What have you done!?)
I wish I had time to do all the requests done within the year.
Granted, but your drawings are controversial as well.
I wish I had the power.
Granted, but can't go over 9000.
I wish it wasn't so hot.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. Now it is frigid.
I wish I had better aim.
Granted, but your perfect aims are at the wrong targets.
I wish I had a first floor for exercising.
Granted, but I take away your motivation to exercise.
I wish I could keep up with some hobbies.
Granted! But they end up consuming you, leaving you unable to keep up with anything else.
I wish I wasn't such a picky eater.
Granted, but everything will taste the same.
I wish I can do a Hadouken.
Granted, but now are you trapped in the Street Fighter universe.
I wish I could eat ramen while eating hot pockets at the same time.
Granted, but you have to swallow whole, and your esophagus is not adapted to it.
I wish for some money.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. Here's a penny.
I wish that pennies would stop being made, because they cost more to make than they are worth (at least in America.)
Granted, but now the scheming businessmen aren't making any money!
I wish food could be distributed better.
Granted, now it is distributed in rations.
I wish I can aim better at video games.
Granted, But you get constant headaches due to 'Bright screen Dark room'
Granted, but mods ended up erasing your wish.
I wish I had more popcorn
Granted, but controversy in the Youtube comments section ceases to exist. You cannot enjoy popcorn to its fullest potential now.
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
lol I just need it to watch videos. Oh well... only half of my entertainment.
Granted, but you will always feel cranky, wrinkly, and out of energy.
I wish my screen wasn't so dusty or dirty.
Granted, but it's so shiny it will make you blind.
I wish for more tacos.
Granted, but they gotten stale
I wish my laptop's battery lasted longer
granted, but you only get 1% of battery life.
i wish for better dance moves.
Granted, but now you are only really good at square dancing.
I wish for a watch that can stop time.
Granted, but its off by that critical second and jams sometimes.
I wish for a fool proof plan
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. Unfortunately for you, it's not ME proof, and I already know it, so I mess it up.
I am no fool
I wish that I was better at singing.
Granted, but you have to wear a gem on your neck that feeds off of the hate of others and makes you more powerful.
I wish I didn't have to study for tests.
Granted, but you will do poorly.
I wish.... I wish.... hmm... what do I want to wish for? Eh... i got noth'n. I just wish for pizza.
Granted, but the pizza has sardines and extra anchovies.
I wish for one day of complete and absolute relaxation.
lol I like sardines, but not the anchovies x3 darn.
Granted, but first you have to endure the 24 hours of pure stress, tensions and migraines.
I wish my burrito tasted better.
Granted, but you drop it on the floor.
I wish people didn't fail to continue the comment chain.
Granted, but it becomes pretty slow
I wish it could rain.
Granted, but it rains ROCKS ovO
I wish there was a Maud emoji.
Granted, but it gets so popular that we only communicate in Maud emojis now.
I wish for the ability to become a hum- I mean, pony.
Granted, but you become a real-life pony rather than one from the show. You have no memories of being human.
I wish my wish gets corrupted.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.
I wish for a glass mango friend.
Quote from: moonbeam16 on 2016 Oct 30, 13:56:15
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.
I wish for a glass mango friend.
Granted, but the glass breaks, so your friend is in pieces. (im sorry ;~; )
I wish for a wish
Granted, but that wish will be double corrupted. So here is the sound of a fishing pole throwing the line. "wiiiissssshhhhhhh"
I wish Christmas shopping was easier.
Granted by forcing you to buy everything you see until you go bankrupt.
I wish I was a tree - tree - tree - tree. Woohoooohoo
Granted, but you can't change back. You will remain rooted in place, conscious of what you have done.
I wish I could just know things.
Granted, but you know too many things and you esplode!
I wish for a reason to let Spacey shave mah floof off
Granted, but this reason is that your fur is on fire. So you will need to jump into a volcano first.
I wish the reply to this post appears within 24 hours.
Why a volcano?
Granted, but it end up being replied in 78 hours
I wish for a thing
Granted, but you probably expected me to reply by specifying what the thing is. Well, no luck today!
I wish all food in the world was extremely spicy.
Granted, now non-spicy food is the new spicy.
I wish the sun wasn't so blinding when driving around. +_+
Granted, but it becomes so dark to see.
I wish this weather stays cool till spring.
Granted the weather will stay cool, if by "cool" you meant awesome and hot
I wish homework didn't exist
Granted, but now all your work is at school, thus extending your day by several hours.
I wish I could fly
Granted, you become a bird.
I wish I could have pokèmon moon!! :luna:
Granted, the moon is now a Pokémon. Have fun with that :3
I wish for the color pink
Granted. All your OCs turn completely pink. :D O: ovO :D O:
I wish I had more time to do whatever I wanted.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. You now live forever.
I wish for immortality.
Granted, but not in real life. You gain immortality in a game you will never play.
I wish the reply to this post includes more than 15 symbols.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango.
I wish for less homework.
Granted, all your work is at school, so your there all day, and get one hour of sleep, and stay 14 days longer in summer.
I wish I had a friendly dog.
Granted, but it comes with a giant unfriendly spider.
I wish I made my own successful thread game.
Granted, but pushy people will overthrow you, and you'll no longer be the owner. Then they'll frame you so your banned. Forever.
I wish I could have THE GAME pokèmon moon. And be stuck in it with litten.
TRY TO COROPT THAT!!!
Granted, but while you are playing there is a thunderstorm and a bolt of lightning strikes the power grid and your PC gets fried.
I wish I could always find a way to corrupt wishes.
Granted, but your wishes will always get corrupted.
I wish I don't know what to wish so I came up with this dumb wish.
Granted, but it results in the world ending.
I wish for more horse.
Granted, but I don't know what you mean.
I wish for Fluffle Puff.
Granted, but she eats all your cupcakes. And oats.
I wish the world around me made sense.
Granted, but now it works for you, and you must pay it 5 cents a day.
I wish I had fun.
Granted, but the fun runs out very quickly.
I wish I had powers for a day.
Granted, but your power is to talk. If you already talk a lot, you talk even more.
Your Wish is Granted. What is it not even i Know!
I wish for Peaces Nose Guard.
Ok. You get a quiet nose.
I wish for tacos.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. You get Totally Awesome Carved Oranges.
I wish I had TACOs
You wished for TACOs you shall get TACOs and be a TACO. Be wary of TACO loving beings for now on.
I wish for a pet woof.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. *Drops Gamepaw on SandFire* Here is woof. He just ate 50 pies I made. Have fun.
I wish for my pies back.
Chubwoof falls on you, he contains the 50 pies. Enjoy.
I wish for more pies.
Granted you get 50 tofu pies. Flavorless of course.
I wish for music.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. You get training montage music while you lift Gamepaw.
I wish for magic pie-baking abilities.
Granted by the all powerful glass mango. You get a magic pie that bakes itself until it's burnt.
I wish for something.
Congratulations! You've won a sad feeling.
Wish Granted.
I wish for more cuddles.
Granted by the all powerful glass mango. You get more CUDDLEfish (cuddle+cuttlefish).
I wish for a punapple
Okee. Orange you glad you got a punapple? Okay how bout a pear of punapples?
I wish I have more Me Time
Granted. You now how have a watch with the word 'ME' written on it. Enjoy all the 'ME Time'
I wish for less exercise.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. The word "exercise" now means inactivity. Start running ^-^.
I wish I was better at Monster Hunter (4 Ultimate).
Granted but everything is over 9000 times your level and anything you want to buy is always one moneys away.
I wish for a pet other than Gamepaw
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. You now have yourself as a pet. o_O
I wish for something to do.
You get a crying video.
I wish for TACOs.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. Here's a soft shell chicken and mango taco I made.
That actually sounds pretty good. I wish for one of those.
Granted, but it got cold. It was hot when it was made x3
I wish for a mirrorless digital camera (unbroken and complete)
Congrats on your new camera. With all the parts there so it cant be broken and a COMPLETE how to build your new camera manual your probaly not gonna read any way.
I wish for Peace Keeper to turn into a plushie.
Granted, now Peace is a cursed plushie that will haunt your dreams and make sure you won't have a full night of sleep nevermore!
... Also, watch out for your pets, if you have pets. ovO
I wish I had an hammer that can't possibly hurt me. ^-^
Granted. It automatically hurts everyone in the world until they haunt you.
I wish for Peace to become a BIGGER plushie.
Congratulations, you created Plushie Godzilla and it's destroying Tokyo!
I wish for somebody to stop it!
Granted its now gaint marshmellow man attacking new york.
I wish someone could stop that.
Granted. Now it's a tiny tiny bomb that will explode in a millisecond.
I wish for a million wishes.
Granted. But all you can do is wish now and nothing will happen.
I wish for lemon drops.
Granted. Fresh squeezed drop of lemon juice, no sugar at all!
I wish for that lemon juice.
Granted. But it's gone off.
I wish for soft.
Granted, but its never soft to you.
I wish for another glass freind.
Granted you now have a glass Friend( i'm asuming you made a type error), but breaks on contact with ANYTHING.
I wish I had idea's for creating my first oc.
Granted! But you forget the idea a minute after
I wish i had a dorito or a taco..
Granted but Peace eats the doritos before they reach you.
I wish for a zap apple.
Granted! But the Zap apple zap you
I wish for Doritos to put in my stash :3
Granted Doritos are put in your stash, but there is hole in the stash thus making the doritos fall on the ground.
I wish for another wish.
Granted! But the only thing you can wish for is a plastic bag.
I wish LoE came out sooner :P
Granded, but it's poorly made (it's just a thread game)
I wish I lived in Africa
Granted, but you can only live in the poorest village/city of Africa
I wish that I'd move to Canada
Granted, but Canada is now being invaded by Godzilla.
I wish to be able to see Founding Fathers
Granted, welcome to Mount Rushmore before the faces.
I wish for a magic lamp.
Granted, but the lamp is just a normal lamp with the word "magic" on it
I wish for a cupcake
Granted but the icing is a garden ssssssssnake
I wish for friends and doritos
Granted.
*throws avalanche of stale Doritos chips*
Oh and I'm ur friend already.
I wish for Hamham.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. Here's a pig named Hamilton.
I wish for a biiiig hug.
Quote from: moonbeam16 on 2017 Sep 01, 18:41:20Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. Here's a pig named Hamilton.
I wish for a biiiig hug.
That's actually what I wanted:
HAM HAM THE REVOLUTIONARY PIG
Granted, but it's by your enemy.
I wish for stuff
Granted! But it's something you don't want or need at all.
I wish for some chocolate chip cookies.
Granted... stale and in the trash can.
I wish for Da Cinnamon Roll
Granted! The cinnamon roll is not the one you expected it to be. It's a human hybrid. Now, they hate me and they want to destroy me
I wish to be saved
Granted you now become a cinnamon roll and pony hybrid.
I wish for sceince on that
Granted, now you've become one, too.
I wish to get a good camera.
Granded, but you lost it
I wish for snow
Granted. Here's billions of cotton balls falling from the sky.
I wish for that to happen to my house
Granted. Your house is now falling from the sky, except it never lands and it never will with no way to get back up to it.
I wish I could be funny
Granted you are funny for 1 second in your whole life, starting 2 seconds ago.
I wish I could understand cats.
Granted, but you can't talk to humans ever again, and people will think you are crazy.
I wish I can have all the money in the world.
Granted, but you have it only to transport it on your back to the bank...
I wish I have much more time to play LoD...
Granted, but each time you do, you get lag and can't even get in.
I wish that wasn't true.
Granted, but you're the only one that can't play it
I wish for luck
Quote from: Nightshade Star on 2017 Sep 01, 19:02:15Granted, but it's by your enemy.
A hug's still a hug.
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. It's bad luck.
I wish for more time between classes.
Granted, but since time is relative it only seems longer. Try not to be late.
I wish for a star
Granted, here is a star
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Patrick_Star.png)
I wish to be able to lift, bro, but not too much lift x3
Granded, but now you'rea unicorn, you can't become a pegasus again and you can only use your magic on yourself (I'm so evil) ovO
I wish for the headmasters to ban Geography from high school
Granted, but your parents force you to study it anyway...
I wish to actually become a unicorn in equestria for a lifetime.
Granted, but its for a flys lifetime. So you got one day. Enjoy :D
I wish for magic plants
Granted, they are carnivorous plants and they eat you!
I wish for a bottle of beer...
Granded, but now you're drunk for the rest of your life. Magic.
I wish for my computer to work quicker, without erasing my apps.
Granted its works quicker since its doesnt have any apps or the ability to get apps. Congrats!!!
I wish for a plushie.
Here's a giant Godzilla monster plushie. It's destroying the world.
I wish for someone to stop it.
Granted, but then it goes again after a quick stop.
I wish Pepsi Vanilla was back. I miss it.
Granted, but its not the same. It will never be the same again.
I wish for a Nightshade Star Plushie/
*turns into a plushie*
Hey I'm actually admired
*cyberattacks forum*
I wish to see Hamilton
Granted,
(http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/73/590x/Lewis-Hamilton-539137.jpg)
I wish that Sparta wins Champions league :D
Granted, but will be in a lifetime drought after.
I wish for a saxomophone
I dont know what a saxomophone is so heres a trumpet.
I wish for unlimited cookies!
Ok, unlimited number of fresh cookies for infinity dollars. Sure you can't buy that ovO
I wish for me to get better at everything.
Granted. Besides you did get just a little bit better at everything at all, you got incredibly better at nose-picking and spending time in vain.
I wish I was able to wish for something more interesting.
Granted, you find boring things to be a tiniest bit more intersting
I wish for apples
Granted, now you have all the spoiled apples you can eat!
I wish for world peace.
Granted. The world is peaceful for 2.8 seconds.
I wish for unlimited power.
Granted, but you have no way to use that power.
I wish for non spoiled apples
Granted, but you cannot have them.
I wish I could hang out with Rainbow Dash.
Granted, you're both hanging out of the window...
I wish I had more time to sleep...
Granted.
You have time for nothing else, though.
I wish I had beautiful skin.
Granted. Your skin is beautiful, but a layer of matted fur has grown over it.
I wish Senpai would notice me...
Granted, they notice you but for all the wrong reasons.
I wish for Candy Cookies plushie
Granted. You will recieve your Candy Cookies plushie in 1,896 years 5 months and 13 days, give or take a few days.
I wish I had more wishes...
Granted. You have infinite wishes, all of them with same power as in RL.
I wish nopony corrupts my wish :D
Granted, nopony shall corrupt your wish, though that wont stop them from telling you how the wish corrupted it self
I wish for my plushie to arrive sooner.
Granted, your plushie shall arrive in 1,896 years 5 months and 9 days, give or take a few.
I wish I could be original.
Ok. *you turn into an original flavored cereal*
I wish that it was winter break already.
Quote from: Nightshade Star on 2017 Nov 28, 19:58:51Ok. *you turn into an original flavored cereal*
I wish that it was winter break already.
Granted.
It's winter break, but there's 27 feet of snow on the ground.
I wish I was in Europe.
Granted, but your where Europe will be in too many years to count. Welcome to Pangia!
I wish for a freindly plushie buddy
Granted. Here's your prize! *gives SandFire a plushie but it has no stitching, so it quickly falls apart*
Edit: Forgot my wish. >.<
I wish I was less forgetful, obviously.
Granted. Now you can't forget every nonsense you hear. It doesn't affect your ability to remember important things though...
I wish I knew more bronies in my RL...
Granted. You know every brony in the world, but you no longer have the ability to speak or type.
I wish that wishes weren't so easy to corrupt...
Granted, these wishes are now put through a filter thats selects easy ones for you...or was it hard ones..Eh, I'm sure you will figure it out.
I wish for a gaint plushie of Silver Gust.
Granted. This plushie is scheduled to self destruct in 3... 2... 1...
I wish I could meet Rainbow Dash.
Granted.
But it's the Rainbow Dash who always dresses in style...
I wish I could go to the moon.
Granted, but now you are stuck there for 1,000 years.
I wish my lemonade was cold instead of warm...
Granted, it's frozen solid.
I wish my room would clean itself...
Granted, but it used harsh chemicals and your stuff is now covered in an acidic solution and slowly melting into a puddle.
I wish I was a video game programmer.
Granted
But the only game you can program is Pong.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can only fly at midnight for one second.
I wish for cookies
Ok, here's stale, gross flavored ones!
I wish that I got better at math, and nothing else got worse or anything.
Granted. You will be better at math... in your next life. During which you will be a flower.
I wish I could sleep on a cloud...
Granted, but you can not sleep anywhere else.
I wish clouds didnt exsist.
Granted. Now the world has no water. We all die. T.T
I wish we didn't have to die.
Granted. Now you live forever in a void, place where nothing else exists, but you. No sound, touch, or visual stimulation whatsoever...
I wish hangovers didn't exist...
Granted, but now alcohol and all other sources of hangovers are gone as well.
I wish I could restart my life from age 10.
Granted
But you'll remain ten for the rest of your life.
I wish I was my OC.
Granted.
You are a 2D representation of your OC, just sitting in the piece of paper in the position somepony drew you. You are not able to move at all, unless somepony makes a video of you. Then you are forced to repeat the same set of moves everytime the video is played...
I wish I wasn't bald...
Granted. Your hair is so long it's hard to even walk because it makes you trip so much.
I wish there was 27 centimeters of snow during winter break this year where I live.
Granted, there's 27 centimeters of snow on top of 5 meters of ice. And a great flood when it all melts...
I wish changelings were real...
Granted, but people you know are secretely replaced amd youll never know who
I wish for a plushie of Nightshade Star
Granted.
But it's a plushie made of actual Nightsahde. (A highly poisonous plant). And a star. So it burns you to a crisp. While poisoning you.
I wish I was Emperor of the Galaxy.
Granted, you are now Emperor of some nameless Galaxy near the edge of the observable universe. But your galaxy's stars have all gone supernova and destroyed all of the planets in the solar systems of your galaxy. You still have an asteroid belt though, enjoy.
I wish I had a plushie of my OC, Silver Gust.
Granted.
But it's a plushie made of solid granite
I wish I could restart my life from high school onward.
Granted, but you will age 10x faster.
I wish my game (which I am currently developing in another window) was done already...
Granted, but you don't like how it turned out and have decided to start writing another one.
I wish I understood linux.
Granted, but you cannot use computers ever again.
I wish I knew how this was possible:
(https://image.prntscr.com/image/5Gp3ia6cRwKZbNp4eeahBw.png)
Granted. It's because posts in "Thread Games" don't count towards total number of posts. But now you've forgotten something important instead and you won't even know what that was...
I wish I had AA bateries that never discharge and are always at the full capacity...
Granted, but they are stuck inside of eternal ice that cannot be melted by any means.
I wish I was floating on the River Styx
Granted, but flow is so strong, what can carries away you to the waterfall
I own powerful magic
Granted, you have harnessed power to end the world! :D
I wish we didn't have to leave our houses for college.
Granted, now you're able to attend the classes from the place you live in. You only need to travel 6 hours a day by a coach...
(Oh, and I wouldn't give Gary that kind of magic if I were you... Firstly this might be actually the power he was looking for, secondly as it is said in Dune- "Once you gain the power to destroy a thing, you controll it". )
I wish the ice and snow magically avoided all roads...
Granted by the all-powerful glass mango. Now the snow and ice hang in the air one millimeter above the roads, which results in even lower friction.
I wish I could drive.
Granted, now you drive everypony crazy :D
I wish for the night eternal... :luna: :luna: :luna:
Granted, but it's darker than normal nights, so you can't see anything.
I wish for a fruit-producing tree.
Granted. You have yourself planting rotten fruit trees for eternity.
I wish no one was insane.
Granted, but it's because everyone is insane, making insanity normal and normalcy insane.
I wish I had more time.
Granted, here's your one second...
I wish I was born in English speaking country...
Quote from: Ferro_the_King on 2018 Mar 07, 21:15:04I wish I was born in English speaking country...
Granted, you have now been born in Sierra Leone (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sierra_Leone#Health).
I wish I lived in Equestria, born as Derpy (Ditzy Doo).
Granted, for about a fly's lifetime
I wish for something
Granted. You have a speck of sugar.
I wish for a golden apple.
Granted. An exact repelica of the tree of the golden apples of immortality stands before you. But if you pick it, you die. And I don't think there's a immortal being nearby you.
Also if u eat it, you basically can't bite into it and if you do it tastes like metal. Literal golden apple.
I wish for an edible golden Apple that tastes good and not on a tree
Granted. You are now holding a golden apple which tastes of succulent honey. The accompanying aroma now attracts a mob of wild bees, two foxes, an ox, and three bears.
I wish someone would sing my song
Granted. The person who sings is so bad at singing you faint.
I wish for help for the guy who just fainted.
Granted, you are the one to help the one who fainted.
I wish there was a Pokemon Center that can heal any fainted being.
Granted. But they all have zero experience on that.
I wish I could make them the best center ever.
Granted, it is perfectly placed in the center of certain place.
I wish the healthcare is free for everyone
Granted. But it's expensive for everyPONY-
I wish for the best sugar cube I've ever tasted
granted, but it is one grain.
I wish for some Cream Savers
*takes half eaten one out of the trash and hands them to
@Peace Keeper *
I wish for non expired, not half eaten food that's not from out of the trash and it doesn't taste bad.
Who would eat half of all the cream savers and throw em in the trash!? o.O that is taboo
Granted. Thats the only food you get until 24 hours later.
I wish soda wasnt so unhealthy
Granted....but its taste just plummeted into repulsive territory. ovO
i wish that all the sweets in the world were replaced with grubs just to toy with peeps. :]
Yes, over the course of the time ever since the Big Bang
I wish for more time to finish my homework
Granted. You got a millisecond of extra time.
I wish there was a way I can migrate my.OS without screwing up my PC. Yes it is the reason I have been absent for an obscene amount of time :I