Bad translator game

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BarnOwl

So! There's a website called "Bad translator" Found here: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator
It translates whatever you type in 8,18,27, or 34 times from English to another language over and over again. This is just a thread for people to share funny results.

Examples
Original text:

"how much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you drag the bar Muzez"

Original text:

"do you want to build a snowman "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Bonhomme"


Original text:

"I like meowing like a cat"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If x is not a suggestion."


Dark Hooves

Original text:

"hammer plus screwdriver equals broken screwdriver"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Screwdrivers, hammer, review"
<br /><br />everypony is capable of great good or great evil but everypony should be treated like their worth giving a chance<br /><br />My OCs. http://forum.legendsofequestria.com/index.php?topic=6860.0

BarnOwl



Original text:

"Screwdrivers, hammer, review"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hammer, screwdrivers"

Tiger

Original text:

"Today I planned a party and it's just for you!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Like cookies;"

Original text:

"There goes the super party pony Pinkie Pie!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... One part cream hair style. Not less than"


This is the best thing in existence.

A link to my tumblr above!
Tiger's OC page. Should re-do it...

waaaaaaah

Original text:
I am Groot

35 translations later, Bing gives us:
Something Fishy
I AM FIRE AND WATER, EARTH AND SKY! I AM POWER INCARNATE! YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME AS A WORSHIPER WOULD PROSTRATE BEFORE HIS GOD!"
-Me

My OCs
Book Keeper - Sketch Art - Star Diver

-ReiMar-

"My Little Pony".

35 terryfing translations later.

"Hair Models".

TwilightNight

2014 Sep 18, 12:58:33 #6 Last Edit: 2014 Sep 18, 13:04:57 by TwilightNight
Original Test: You must not commit adultery

After about 10 translations, it already say things along the lines of "You must die" or "In addition, you will die.", and I think also "They must die too"

Translation-thing: In addition, died.

Edit: tried "Friendship is Magic!" and ended up with "The Magic of Friendship."

Cormac117

Rainbow Dash is best pony

6 later (The bing one only gave me "")

The starter of the l 'l 'arco-e-O sky is the best foal.
Made a new account: Sunshine Smash.

BarnOwl

"Pinky Pie can break the fourth wall."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"4 Pink pastry brushes for the wall of water."
(Don't question my starting sentence.)

PlatinumJoystick

Original text:

"shake it, shake, shake shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Also seems to Polaroid, header"
Hail to the Knights Of The Dawn.

-ReiMar-

So, now I see that Pony=Hairstyle.
lol

PlatinumJoystick

Original text:

"Blackjack is best card pony!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cat in the dark, it was the best book on horseback."
Hail to the Knights Of The Dawn.

waaaaaaah

Original text:

"What's up doc? "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What's the problem? A doctor or not."
I AM FIRE AND WATER, EARTH AND SKY! I AM POWER INCARNATE! YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME AS A WORSHIPER WOULD PROSTRATE BEFORE HIS GOD!"
-Me

My OCs
Book Keeper - Sketch Art - Star Diver

waaaaaaah

Original text:

"I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Well, that's a ball."
I AM FIRE AND WATER, EARTH AND SKY! I AM POWER INCARNATE! YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME AS A WORSHIPER WOULD PROSTRATE BEFORE HIS GOD!"
-Me

My OCs
Book Keeper - Sketch Art - Star Diver

PlatinumJoystick

Original text:

"People called romans, they go to the house."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In Rome, the conversation."
Hail to the Knights Of The Dawn.

Nuserame

Original text:

"Give me a bucket, then I will show you a bucket!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The door and said, ' how are you?"

lol
Slate Grey, my OC! Awesome profile picture by Bakasan94

PlatinumJoystick

Original text:

"Hello good sir, may I interest you in some chocolate?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. More than they give."
Hail to the Knights Of The Dawn.

waaaaaaah

Original text:

"He didn't stand...a ghost of a chance!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... Haunted, cannot."
I AM FIRE AND WATER, EARTH AND SKY! I AM POWER INCARNATE! YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME AS A WORSHIPER WOULD PROSTRATE BEFORE HIS GOD!"
-Me

My OCs
Book Keeper - Sketch Art - Star Diver

MrEmu

I translated...
"Sweet Brew is most adorable foal!"
and got...
"Clear Candy is most beautiful dragonfly!"

...wut? -.-

PlatinumJoystick

Original text:

"Oh, you even made it your personal text and everything!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

""
Seems to have glitched.
Hail to the Knights Of The Dawn.

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