So! There's a website called "Bad translator" Found here: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator
It translates whatever you type in 8,18,27, or 34 times from English to another language over and over again. This is just a thread for people to share funny results.
Examples
Original text:
"how much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"If you drag the bar Muzez"
Original text:
"do you want to build a snowman "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Bonhomme"
Original text:
"I like meowing like a cat"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"If x is not a suggestion."
Original text:
"hammer plus screwdriver equals broken screwdriver"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Screwdrivers, hammer, review"
Original text:
"Screwdrivers, hammer, review"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Hammer, screwdrivers"
Original text:
"Today I planned a party and it's just for you!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Like cookies;"
Original text:
"There goes the super party pony Pinkie Pie!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... One part cream hair style. Not less than"
This is the best thing in existence.
Original text:
I am Groot
35 translations later, Bing gives us:
Something Fishy
"My Little Pony".
35 terryfing translations later.
"Hair Models".
Original Test: You must not commit adultery
After about 10 translations, it already say things along the lines of "You must die" or "In addition, you will die.", and I think also "They must die too"
Translation-thing: In addition, died.
Edit: tried "Friendship is Magic!" and ended up with "The Magic of Friendship."
Rainbow Dash is best pony
6 later (The bing one only gave me "")
The starter of the l 'l 'arco-e-O sky is the best foal.
"Pinky Pie can break the fourth wall."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"4 Pink pastry brushes for the wall of water."
(Don't question my starting sentence.)
Original text:
"shake it, shake, shake shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Also seems to Polaroid, header"
So, now I see that Pony=Hairstyle.
lol
Original text:
"Blackjack is best card pony!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Cat in the dark, it was the best book on horseback."
Original text:
"What's up doc? "
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"What's the problem? A doctor or not."
Original text:
"I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Well, that's a ball."
Original text:
"People called romans, they go to the house."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"In Rome, the conversation."
Original text:
"Give me a bucket, then I will show you a bucket!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The door and said, ' how are you?"
lol
Original text:
"Hello good sir, may I interest you in some chocolate?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. More than they give."
Original text:
"He didn't stand...a ghost of a chance!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... Haunted, cannot."
I translated...
"Sweet Brew is most adorable foal!"
and got...
"Clear Candy is most beautiful dragonfly!"
...wut? -.-
Original text:
"Oh, you even made it your personal text and everything!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
""
Seems to have glitched.