The oddest thing you have ever said

[ComputerDeathglare]

Cousin: Curse you.

Me: Why?

Cousin: You got me addicted to My Little Pony.

Me: *Hug* Welcome to the Herd.

Cousin: You're the only one in the "Herd".

Me: *Creepy laugh* Just wait, little brony, just wait.



That was like, in November.

[Julius]

Cousin: Curse you.

Me: Why?

Cousin: You got me addicted to My Little Pony.

Me: *Hug* Welcome to the Herd.

Cousin: You're the only one in the "Herd".

Me: *Creepy laugh* Just wait, little brony, just wait.



That was like, in November.

You so awesome girl.

[Flamestriker]

Cousin: Curse you.

Me: Why?

Cousin: You got me addicted to My Little Pony.

Me: *Hug* Welcome to the Herd.

Cousin: You're the only one in the "Herd".

Me: *Creepy laugh* Just wait, little brony, just wait.



That was like, in November.

You so awesome girl.

That is awesome.

[ComputerDeathglare]

Her Skype pic is of an OC she made on Pony Creator, and she helped me write a couple fics. I am so proud.

[Chishio Kunrin]

We were discussing dinner.
me: *Picks up Callie* I has a cat. She's not edible.
mom: She's not a vegetable, either. Rose is the vegetable.
me: Is she a potato?
mom: "Does she have cable"??
me: Is she a potato?!

[Dreadnaught 308]

(I was talking to some random guy and this is what I said to him)

Me: "I'm you"
Some Guy: no, I'm me
Me: Impossible, Me's over there, (Friend waves to man) I'm you
Some Guy: Then who are you?
Me: That's right, I'm you
Some Guy: Then I'm a shark
Me: ....Okay now one of us is lying, and its not me
Some Guy: ........
Me: that's what I thought...

[Flamestriker]

Me: Meow
Sister: What are you doing?
Me: Watching ponies 24/7.
Sister: But you're not watching it.
Me: I can see ponies everywhere.
Sister: Can I join you?
Me: You have much to learn, young filly.
Sister: What?
Me: Whatever.

[Jenzy]

Teal. Eating a carrot. While wearing a mustache.

And a top hat.

Teal. with his squid wearing a monocole and mustache.

Teal with the carrot, hat, and mustache.

Then in the image says "Feel like a sir!"
The squid holding a wine glass.

Durpy. Having a carrot chew on his wings. Looking unamused while carrying a box

[ShadowHeart]

Idk if i already commented here and told u this buuut. I sleep talk sometimes and even sleep walk.
Once, when I used to share rooms with my sis, I would sleep talk alot but most of it was not audible.
Me: Sis!
Sis: What?
Me: Should I turn off the power or save first?
Sis: You should save first.

[Stardust Dragon]

I've said many a strange thing in my time, but recently:

"I'm worried he's gonna take a flying leap into the pit one night, and I don't think the pianist is going to appreciate it."  I swear this makes some kind of sense in context.

[Ryo_D_Disk]

"Hmm a forum for a game, well Ill make an account but I'll probably never use it "

Ok a serious one though cheating scince it wasn't me who said the stupid thing
((Scenario explanation this was when I was back in collage I offered a friend a lift home with my car, nether of us had eaten and KFC was on the way back anyway so we went to the drive through where upon this happened))
Drive through person "hello how can I take your order"
Me "yes I would like [Insert thing here] and you [Friend A]
Friend: Yea can I get a Big Mac
Me: [Friend] "Where do you think we are?"
Freind: "Oh yea then ummmm do they do burgers at all"
Me "Your an idiot"[does order for him]

[Laebenal]

I've said many strange things but they are so strange that I can't translate them into English keeping their meaning.

[Julius]

"Hmm a forum for a game, well Ill make an account but I'll probably never use it "

Ok a serious one though cheating scince it wasn't me who said the stupid thing
((Scenario explanation this was when I was back in collage I offered a friend a lift home with my car, nether of us had eaten and KFC was on the way back anyway so we went to the drive through where upon this happened))
Drive through person "hello how can I take your order"
Me "yes I would like [Insert thing here] and you [Friend A]
Friend: Yea can I get a Big Mac
Me: [Friend] "Where do you think we are?"
Freind: "Oh yea then ummmm do they do burgers at all"
Me "Your an idiot"[does order for him]

Dude, I can only imagine how hilarious that must have been!

[Ryo_D_Disk]

lets just say im glad the staff member couldnt hear him on the voice box 

[ComputerDeathglare]

So many things, too much cussing.

[Chishio Kunrin]

"Hmm a forum for a game, well Ill make an account but I'll probably never use it "

Ok a serious one though cheating scince it wasn't me who said the stupid thing
((Scenario explanation this was when I was back in collage I offered a friend a lift home with my car, nether of us had eaten and KFC was on the way back anyway so we went to the drive through where upon this happened))
Drive through person "hello how can I take your order"
Me "yes I would like [Insert thing here] and you [Friend A]
Friend: Yea can I get a Big Mac
Me: [Friend] "Where do you think we are?"
Freind: "Oh yea then ummmm do they do burgers at all"
Me "Your an idiot"[does order for him]

My friend wanted to order a burger at IHOP. Sure, IHOP does serve burgers, but... I, and everyone else at the table, was like "Lol no, you're getting breakfast food, not a burger."

[Doctor Light]

When I went to guitar practice my friends who were girls charged in while I was practicing and I was like "Hi."  then I said "LIKE A SAMBOOOTEEEEEEEEEEY" A lot of whats were given that day.

[ComputerDeathglare]

I will be your muffin.

[Julius]

I will be your muffin.

If you'll be my cupcake.

[Little Star]

"I can hold my pencil with my belly! I am holding it with my belly muscles! I have strong belly muscles!!"
Uhhhhh.....