The oddest thing you have ever said

[Lord of Madness]

once I said that snakes are just tails with heads.

But that makes sense.

I think this is the first time ever i've ever seen anypony use the word "sense" and a quote from madness in the same post!

Speaking of pony, although i haven't done it yet, i'm waiting for the day i accidentally say anypony, or everypony, instead of anybody/everybody irl....

I do it on a regular basis! Lucky for me, no one's around when I do. And even if they were, they don't speak English, like I do.

I do that all the time, even when people are around, unconsciously. It's one of my "bad habits".

my evil plan is coming together... he... hehe...

[Jenzy]

"Are we more random on the Forums or in real life?"

Something I asked Enstramentall on the bus...

[ComputerDeathglare]

Earlier today I told my mom this.

*Laughing like a retard for several minutes straight* So... I saw an *laugh* ad for... for *laughs for a few more minutes* for... BROHOOVES! *Almost falls over laughing* On, like, We Love Fine. B-brohooves. You put them on your *laugh* hands and you have *laughs* HOOVES!

Me thinks there was more in that tea, it tasted odd anyway.

[Julius]

Earlier today I told my mom this.

*Laughing like a retard for several minutes straight* So... I saw an *laugh* ad for... for *laughs for a few more minutes* for... BROHOOVES! *Almost falls over laughing* On, like, We Love Fine. B-brohooves. You put them on your *laugh* hands and you have *laughs* HOOVES!

Me thinks there was more in that tea, it tasted odd anyway.

Link?

[ComputerDeathglare]

Earlier today I told my mom this.

*Laughing like a retard for several minutes straight* So... I saw an *laugh* ad for... for *laughs for a few more minutes* for... BROHOOVES! *Almost falls over laughing* On, like, We Love Fine. B-brohooves. You put them on your *laugh* hands and you have *laughs* HOOVES!

Me thinks there was more in that tea, it tasted odd anyway.

Link?

I'll see. I think people on the street worried about me, though.

EDIT: Sorry, can't find.

[Flamestriker]

I asked my mother this once:
"What does what mean?"
And I kept going with little words until she rage quit. 
She thinks 2 x 3 = 5

[Jenzy]

2 × 3 does = 5. Just turn the × 45º.

[ComputerDeathglare]

2 × 3 does = 5. Just turn the × 45º.

Sweet Celestia, I just learned math.

[Nala Valor]

I once was really upset on someone... I said "I'm going to kill you until you're dead"

I don't even...

[Flamestriker]

2 × 3 does = 5. Just turn the × 45º.

Sweet Celestia, I just learned math.

No, she was trying to add up money, and she had 3 $2 coins. She thought it equaled $5

[Tiger]

"Are we more random on the Forums or in real life?"

Something I asked Enstramentall on the bus...

This makes me curious about how many forum-ers know each other IRL

[ComputerDeathglare]

"Are we more random on the Forums or in real life?"

Something I asked Enstramentall on the bus...

This makes me curious about how many forum-ers know each other IRL

I could've known my cousin... but I decided against it.

[Lord of Madness]

If poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic... or less? 

[Julius]

If poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic... or less? 

I... Hmm...

[ChocolateRain]

If poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic... or less? 

I'd say: Yes!

[alexandas]

Here are a few:
*I talk while screaming and say*: I'm going to kill you
I said once: But it wants to die
I think i once said: I'm going to kill you until your dead
I'm sure there are thousands more but i can't think of any

[Lord of Madness]

what if fruits and vegetables could scream but it was so low that it could not be registered by the human ear?

[Flamestriker]

what if fruits and vegetables could scream but it was so low that it could not be registered by the human ear?

It'd most likely be such an awesome language people will be screaming and laughing everytime they hear it.

[Chishio Kunrin]

what if fruits and vegetables could scream but it was so low that it could not be registered by the human ear?

Well, if they have voices, they certainly aren't too high for the human ear to hear. Else I'd probably barely hear them, depending on the pitch. I can somewhat hear ultrasound, as I discovered while having an ultrasound done on my thyroid gland one day.

[GoldenTerrabyte]

One time I was alone in my room, talking to myself, and then I said, "I have this thing where I gotta explain things to myself." Isn't that funny? I explained to myself that I have to explain things to myself.