If the ponies on this forum were pitted against each other in Epic Rap Battles..

[Midnight Breeze]

Who would be paired against who? 

[Rissian]

If we examine the Zecora thread I think we could find out. We had some awesome rhymers in there. 

http://forum.legendsofequestria.com/index.php?topic=4406.0

[ComputerDeathglare]

*Sits and waits to be picked*

[Johannes]

Heh, I would lose no matter what.

[ComputerDeathglare]

I will win, I can dish out witty insults like a bawss.



Wait, I'm supposed to be humble? Buck that!

[Midnight Breeze]

Lord of Madness vs Travius Trott
Julius vs GuitarBrony
Midnight Breeze vs Science Woona

Eh, that's all I got...

I think the battle between Midnight and Woona would go something like this:

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[ComputerDeathglare]

 

[Pipkin]

Pipkin vs Tom
And Tom Wins

[Science Woona]

Midnight Breeze vs Science Woona

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
SWAG MODE ACTIVATE
Science Woona is who I am,
Nopony can pass me, not even at 4-Chan
I got so much Swag you can't even handle
When my Swag goes on, you'll melt like a candle
All the epic rhymes I bust out
I am the greatest without a doubt
Fillies and Gentlecolts gather round'
Ain't nopony sound nothin' like I sound
I am the master of er'rything science
So ya'll better kneel in compliance
Theres only Science, what is magic?
Something at the floor of Adriatic.
I'd like to see you try and pass
your petty attempts leave you sittin' in the grass
I'd be shocked if you could surpass
Of course then I'd put you in a leg cast
not really cause' that would be mean
After all, we don't want this getting too obscene...

[Billow Pillow]

Interesting enough, how about a battle between some of the staff? Obviously would never happen, but would be rather interesting to see.

Tekner Vs. AnyaSmash
Swebow Vs. Perrythepony

[Julius]

Wha-NO!

Are you kidding me?

I have a mildly difficult time coming up with rhymes in turn based settings and you think I could have a rap battle, perhaps in real time?!

Go get Magus to rap for me! His rhymes will kick anypony's flank while making them feel happy at the beauty of his words.



Oh Muffins! Woona's off to an EPIC start y'all! #Swag

[ComputerDeathglare]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Nightmare702]

It will all be a matter of time to get picked...............*1000 years later* *finally stops refreshing thread and logs off

[The Silent Wolf]

ComputerDeathglare v.s. The Silent Wolf

CDG wins because TSW requires the internet to even find out rhymes.

[Flamestriker]

I honestly would just lose. I'm horrible at rapping.

[Weatherboy1]

Swebow V.S. Lord of Madness, I want to see how this ends.

[ComputerDeathglare]

ComputerDeathglare v.s. The Silent Wolf

CDG wins because TSW requires the internet to even find out rhymes.

Please, let us begin.

[RainbowWolf]

Swebow V.S. Lord of Madness, I want to see how this ends.

Yea, I'd like to see this happen.

[Blues-Music]

I would love to be in a rap battle with a member of the forums , but anyway....

Chishio kunrin VS Travius Trott.

[GuitarBrony]

Wha-NO!

Are you kidding me?

I have a mildly difficult time coming up with rhymes in turn based settings and you think I could have a rap battle, perhaps in real time?!

Go get Magus to rap for me! His rhymes will kick anypony's flank while making them feel happy at the beauty of his words.



Oh Muffins! Woona's off to an EPIC start y'all! #Swag

Don't worry. If you're paired up with me, you'd have an easy time. I'm a Lyrical Dyslexic. Even if I had a year to come up with my part, It would be bad. VERY bad. That's not counting my lack of skill in actually performing said rap.

But hey. I'm just glad to have been mentioned.