Oh, silly brain

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Johannes

Brain: Now you're mixing English words with Finnish words.
Me: *Something I can't remember anymore* neljäkymmentä-five
(Neljäkymmentä = 40)

Darkangel

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*wakes up on a weekend*
Me: I wanna draw something today.
Brain: Hey, there should be a new chuggaaconroy episode out! And check the forums, too!
Me: *watches new episode and checks forums, forgets completely about drawing*
------
*end of the day...*
Me: Today was really nice, though I feel like I forgot something...
Brain: No you didn't, just go to bed ovO

^
Exactly this. But the Therunawayguys are another one I watch too. Its Chuggaconroy, Nintendocaprisun, and Protonjon.
THE FUN HAS BEEN TRIPLED.

Yeah, I also watch TRG, but I already watched all their videos up to date. Waiting for new video of Kirby's return to dreamland ovO

...
You can read my mind.

I'M A MIND READER ovO

TEACH ME THE WAYS OF THE MIND READER! ovO

To not get TOO off-topic:
Me:*Has a password for some game*
Brain: LOL TOO MUCH MEMORY. DELETE PASSWORD. LOL
Me: Hey... what's the password again...
Don't know what to put here.
So I just am typing these words, not knowing what to type here.
Maybe later I'll figure out.
____________________________________________________
It's been TWO years and I've STILL haven't figured out what to type...

Chishio Kunrin

me: *Types in a password*
brain: Password.
me: Mindreaders can't steal my passwords. B)

"(Ticktock, time is running out) What are you doing now?
I don't know where you are, don't even know your name.
They think I'm crazy, my heartbeat goes up..."

Iron Girella

Me: K, it's 4:00 AM, what about goint to sleep?
Brain: uMad? It's early.
Me: okay  :(
*1 hour later*
Me: OMFG! It's 5 am and there is the dawn out there!
Brain: *Already sleeping*
*ext day*
Me: oh Gosh, i'm worse than a zombie...  DD:
Brain: ...  ovO ovO ovO
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Lord of Madness

Brain: ok go get some cerial
Me: ok
Brain: now for no reason put the cerial in the fridge and walk away
Me ok
*few seconds later after doing it*
Me: wait...

Chishio Kunrin

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 11, 22:30:05
Brain: ok go get some cerial
Me: ok
Brain: now for no reason put the cerial in the fridge and walk away
Me ok
*few seconds later after doing it*
Me: wait...

me: I need a spoon.
brain: It's in the fridge.
me: Ok. *Opens the fridge* Wait. What?

"(Ticktock, time is running out) What are you doing now?
I don't know where you are, don't even know your name.
They think I'm crazy, my heartbeat goes up..."

Crystal Chaos

Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 11, 22:39:37
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 11, 22:30:05
Brain: ok go get some cerial
Me: ok
Brain: now for no reason put the cerial in the fridge and walk away
Me ok
*few seconds later after doing it*
Me: wait...

me: I need a spoon.
brain: It's in the fridge.
me: Ok. *Opens the fridge* Wait. What?


That happens a lot.

Brain: Put the trash bags in the fridge.
Me: Ok... wait.

Chishio Kunrin

Quote from: Crystal Chaos on 2012 Jul 11, 22:41:04
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Jul 11, 22:39:37
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 11, 22:30:05
Brain: ok go get some cerial
Me: ok
Brain: now for no reason put the cerial in the fridge and walk away
Me ok
*few seconds later after doing it*
Me: wait...

me: I need a spoon.
brain: It's in the fridge.
me: Ok. *Opens the fridge* Wait. What?


That happens a lot.

Brain: Put the trash bags in the fridge.
Me: Ok... wait.

Why is everything supposedly in the fridge?! >:O

me: Yay, I have chocolate!
brain: Nah, you don't want chocolate right now.

brain: Oh man, chocolate would be so awesome right now.
me: But I don't have any. :'(

"(Ticktock, time is running out) What are you doing now?
I don't know where you are, don't even know your name.
They think I'm crazy, my heartbeat goes up..."

Sea Foam

Me: I'm hungry.
Brain: Check the fridge.
Me: Okay. *Checks fridge*  Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the closet.
Me: Okay. *Checks closet* Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the fridge.
Me: Okay. *Checks fridge again* Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the closet.
Me: Oka- WAIT!
Brain: Problem?

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes;
they call me on and on across the universe.
Thank you, Durpy, for the banner!

Legulus

Quote from: Sea Foam on 2012 Jul 11, 22:52:04
Me: I'm hungry.
Brain: Check the fridge.
Me: Okay. *Checks fridge*  Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the closet.
Me: Okay. *Checks closet* Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the fridge.
Me: Okay. *Checks fridge again* Nope, nothing.
Brain: Check the closet.
Me: Oka- WAIT!
Brain: Problem?


This. Except I walk around the whole kitchen, looking through the cabinets too, etc etc.
There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those that don't ;)
Thanks to Jenzy for mah avatar.

Lord of Madness

Me: what is today
BRAIN: monday
Me: gets to school, no one is there
Brain: WAIT I REMEMBER ITS SATURDAY
Me: oh... thanks for remembering...
Brain: no problem

Crystal Chaos

Brain: ERMEGERD YOU MISSED THE NEWEST MLP EPISODE!!!
Me: Noooo! *Checks MLP wikia*
Brain: We're in-between seasons, silly filly!

Legulus

Me: My crush is right there. It's the perfect chance to talk to her.
Brain: Yeah, you should strike up a conversation.
Me: Okay *Walks up to crush*
Brain: LOLnope, wuss out last second
Me: Okay  :c *Awkwardly turns around mid-walk and walks away*
There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those that don't ;)
Thanks to Jenzy for mah avatar.

Sea Foam

Me: I think I just heard a noise.
Brain: Bug. eeyup, definitely a bug.
Me: But it didn't sound like a-
Brain: I SAID BUG, NOW PANIC!
Me: >A<

Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes;
they call me on and on across the universe.
Thank you, Durpy, for the banner!

Lord of Madness

Quote from: Sea Foam on 2012 Jul 11, 23:19:47
Me: I think I just heard a noise.
Brain: Bug. eeyup, definitely a bug.
Me: But it didn't sound like a-
Brain: I SAID BUG, NOW PANIC!
Me: >A<


same with me... but then i find out its my tarantula on ma face and im like ^3^

Little Judas

Brain: What if there are people who can read your mind?
Me: That's impossible.
Brain: Bet they are listening to this conversation now.
Me: No, no, no...
... Dear god, they know what I'm thinking, they're laughing with me.
Brain: That's just silly, mind readers do not exist.
Me: but there is a chance there might be, they know everything...
Brain: Now you are just being paranoid.
Me: Oh no, now they will think I am paranoid...
[Insert some song] They can't read it now, La la la...
Thanks to Julius for my OC. (see the avatar)

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees, Give a home to the fleas, in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees, A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair

Lord of Madness

Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 12, 17:27:52
Brain: What if there are people who can read your mind?
Me: That's impossible.
Brain: Bet they are listening to this conversation now.
Me: No, no, no...
... Dear god, they know what I'm thinking, they're laughing with me.
Brain: That's just silly, mind readers do not exist.
Me: but there is a chance there might be, they know everything...
Brain: Now you are just being paranoid.
Me: Oh no, now they will think I am paranoid...
[Insert some song] They can't read it now, La la la...


OMG YOU THINK JUST LIKE ME!

Dreadnaught 308

Me: Hi brain
Brain: shut up I am thinking
Me: If your thinking should I hear what your thinking?
Brain: No
Me: But you are a part of me
Brain: I don't care
Me: Okay
Brain: ...I just realized something
Me: What?
Brain: You are schizophrenic
Me: Really?
Brain: yes
Me: how can you tell?
Brain: you are talking to me
Me: But-
Brain: DON'T QUESTION ME!!!
Hello, I'm The Doctor

Book Smarts

*Wind blows through my window and hits my air*
Brain:ITS A BUG SWAT IT!!
*Hits self in the ear
Me: OW REALLY?!
Brain:Trolled!

Chishio Kunrin

Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2012 Jul 12, 18:00:26
Quote from: Little Judas on 2012 Jul 12, 17:27:52
Brain: What if there are people who can read your mind?
Me: That's impossible.
Brain: Bet they are listening to this conversation now.
Me: No, no, no...
... Dear god, they know what I'm thinking, they're laughing with me.
Brain: That's just silly, mind readers do not exist.
Me: but there is a chance there might be, they know everything...
Brain: Now you are just being paranoid.
Me: Oh no, now they will think I am paranoid...
[Insert some song] They can't read it now, La la la...


OMG YOU THINK JUST LIKE ME!

Whenever I type my password for something, I think "Password" instead of what I'm typing. That way, if there are mind readers, they'll never know my password! ovO

"(Ticktock, time is running out) What are you doing now?
I don't know where you are, don't even know your name.
They think I'm crazy, my heartbeat goes up..."

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