Corrupt a wish

[super_chris85]

Granted but it is with wet people and you are in a formal suit you love
I wish pinkie would hug me

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but it's Pinkamena the one who hugs you

I wish I was a ninja

[super_chris85]

Granted but pirate attack you
I wish she would love me FOREVER

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but you are now a chubby pony.

Spoiler: show

I wish I was able to forge weapons.

[super_chris85]

Granted but they are all like the Big goron sword in Legend of Zelda 
I wish i had all gaming systems ever made

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but them are all the gaming system before the 1950.

I wish that it does not snow on Friday.

[super_chris85]

Granted but it rains really hard
I wish it WOULD snow here

[rhyme writer]

Granted, but its is a nasty wet slush that is no fun to play in.

I wish the weather wad nicer here.

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but Rainbow Dash is on holiday

I wish a tree.

[Laebenal]

Granted, here's a seed. Now you must wait.

I wish to live in a different time zone.

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, you are now on Jupiter

I wish a had gryphon

[super_chris85]

Granted now it is midnight
I wish I could control weather

[rhyme writer]

Granted. Here is your snow globe

I wish for equestria

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, here *gives a paper with equestria written on it*

I wish for the Dragon Balls (so I can wish for a portal to equestria )

[rhyme writer]

Granted, here are your beach balls with stars painted on them

I wish for Q

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, you're now on Q Continuum.

I wish a diamond sword.

[super_chris85]

Granted but it is a flat minecraft one
I wish for world peace

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, but it is in another universe.

I wish a portal gun.

[rhyme writer]

Granted, but it is just a model

I wish for a GLaDOS potato

[Weremetalwolf]

Granted, you're now falling down into the tube with potato GLaDOS who's sayin' "How are you holding up?? Because I'm a potatoooo"

I wish full moon.