Dumb things that annoy you

[The Wandering Magus]

the evolution of languages sometimes annoys me.

[Chishio Kunrin]

HICCUPS!

[The Wandering Magus]

cramps

[Stitchin Time]

cramps

[Lord of Madness]

HICCUPS!

fun fact. If you hold your breath THEN expand your chest forcibly! the glitched nerve from the tadpole stage <-- ( yes a literal thing ) will reset itself. you will only hiccup once if done correctly. If you though do this to late, as in you hiccup 6 times before doing this. you are stuck with them for about 40 hics

[Rissian]

HICCUPS!

Hiccups combined with soda which causes pain from burping and hiccuping at the same time. It feels like your ribs are going to explode. 

[The Wandering Magus]

HICCUPS!

fun fact. If you hold your breath THEN expand your chest forcibly! the glitched nerve from the tadpole stage <-- ( yes a literal thing ) will reset itself. you will only hiccup once if done correctly. If you though do this to late, as in you hiccup 6 times before doing this. you are stuck with them for about 40 hics

o.o  must try!

[Book Smarts]

Eating a mint and accidentally swallowing it hold  , the mint powder stings the throat and caused my eyes water

ugh...

[Chishio Kunrin]

HICCUPS!

fun fact. If you hold your breath THEN expand your chest forcibly! the glitched nerve from the tadpole stage <-- ( yes a literal thing ) will reset itself. you will only hiccup once if done correctly. If you though do this to late, as in you hiccup 6 times before doing this. you are stuck with them for about 40 hics

I usually hold my breath as long as I can when I first start hiccuping because I'm like "Go away!!"

When my modem disconnects when I'm in the middle of something, like watching a video. But now I've found out something interesting about Youtube.

You know how the video turns black and says "An error occurred. Please try again later."? Now, it does a static effect.

[Zygrograxgra]

The fact that when I get really sad, I just shut down mentally.

[Lord of Madness]

The fact that when I get really sad, I just shut down mentally.

Hope that never happens during a zombie invasion O__O

[Zygrograxgra]

The fact that when I get really sad, I just shut down mentally.

Hope that never happens during a zombie invasion O__O

If it did...
The fact that whenever I shut down mentally, and physical danger to myself is neutralized in one way or another with cold efficiency, be it hitting them, or more.

[Darkangel]

HICCUPS!

Not sure is anyone knew, but if you drink water while your hiccup occurs, you won't hiccup and it goes away. So you either have to have REALLY good timing of when your hiccup occurs, or just keep drinking water for a LONG time.

[Chishio Kunrin]

HICCUPS!

Not sure is anyone knew, but if you drink water while your hiccup occurs, you won't hiccup and it goes away. So you either have to have REALLY good timing of when your hiccup occurs, or just keep drinking water for a LONG time.

I can't gulp down drinks anymore. I can just take some in my mouth and then swallow little gulps of it, but I can't guzzle a drink. I can't bring myself to because I don't trust myself not to inhale and choke.

[Lord of Madness]

HICCUPS!

Not sure is anyone knew, but if you drink water while your hiccup occurs, you won't hiccup and it goes away. So you either have to have REALLY good timing of when your hiccup occurs, or just keep drinking water for a LONG time.

Now for a not so fun fact: You can (usually rarely) hiccup when drinking. if you do you drown.

[Chishio Kunrin]

HICCUPS!

Not sure is anyone knew, but if you drink water while your hiccup occurs, you won't hiccup and it goes away. So you either have to have REALLY good timing of when your hiccup occurs, or just keep drinking water for a LONG time.

Now for a not so fun fact: You can (usually rarely) hiccup when drinking. if you do you drown.

Like when I hiccup while holding my breath? It sometimes makes me exhale, and I'm like "I have to start over!"

[BlackVortex]

Eating a mint and accidentally swallowing it hold  , the mint powder stings the throat and caused my eyes water

ugh...

I did that... With a lemon Toxic Waste candy. (Those super sour ones. If you don't know, there so sour that they have a warning label on them.)

[Rissian]

HICCUPS!

Not sure is anyone knew, but if you drink water while your hiccup occurs, you won't hiccup and it goes away. So you either have to have REALLY good timing of when your hiccup occurs, or just keep drinking water for a LONG time.

Now for a not so fun fact: You can (usually rarely) hiccup when drinking. if you do you drown.

I can imagine how that could feel like drowning, but you would usually just cough the water back up after inhaling it, if it's as minor as a drink. 

I'm pretty sure I've had hiccups while drinking soda or some other beverage before.

[Lord of Madness]

when  RED RING OF DEATH!

[Chishio Kunrin]

I'm watching Cupcake Wars on Food Network.
competitor: How about red velvet? Everyone loves red velvet!
*Later*
male judge: I usually hate red velvet cupcakes.


Honestly, I don't really like assumptions that everyone likes ______. As a child, my TV dinners haunted me with the assumption that every American kid likes macaroni and cheese, no matter how much it bubbles over onto their brownie or into their chocolate pudding.