Things in Pokemon games I'll never understand

[Lord of Madness]

All images posted in this thread I will add to the first page 

[Little Judas]

Quickly my Lord, try and hide the curse. Before "They" come.

[Zygrograxgra]

>shoot get of high pressure water
>moderate damage
>shoot a beam of bubbles
>high damage

[Lord of Madness]

[Darkangel]

I'm just gonna leave this here...

[daswed]

On the last picture, they use poke dollars in the pokemon world, which is actually yen, the Japanese currency, 350 yen is like $4.50.

[Little Judas]

On the last picture, they use poke dollars in the pokemon world, which is actually yen, the Japanese currency, 350 yen is like $4.50.

Still a lot if you ask me.

[daswed]

On the last picture, they use poke dollars in the pokemon world, which is actually yen, the Japanese currency, 350 yen is like $4.50.

Still a lot if you ask me.

Maybe it´s high quality lemonade.

[Book Smarts]

[daswed]

The bikes are probably made of gold.

[Zygrograxgra]

The bikes are probably made of gold.

And then painted red.

[Book Smarts]

The bikes are probably made of gold.

Mine is gold with diamond encrusted neon wheels and a nitro boost 

[Nala Valor]

funny fact

The max pokedolar you could have is 999999... Each time, you where 1 pokedolar short.

[Book Smarts]

funny fact

The max pokedolar you could have is 999999... Each time, you where 1 pokedolar short.

[Chishio Kunrin]

Gen 1, when you're in Pewter City, the guy who drags you to the rock type gym.

He walks off-screen toward a dead end, where a brick wall is, and disappears.

I must cite my source. That's a page from a Pokemon fan manga called Mokepon. It's so awesome.
The main character, Atticus Brent, is 14 years old, so he's 4 years late on going on a Pokemon adventure. His mom forced him to. He doesn't know a single thing about pokemon, and he breaks all the rules we wish we could've broken and questions everything we've questioned. He ran away from a trainer battle because the guy had nothing but metapods, he climbed a cliff without a pokemon who knew climb, and he went off the path in a forest to take a shortcut through the trees.

I'll only link to it in PM because one of the Team Rocket members is a pottymouth.

[daswed]

Spoiler: show

Spoiler because the comic is long.

[Dreadnaught 308]

[Blues-Music]

1.Diglet can use scratch.
2.Blazekin is the final evoloution of torchic
3.Can fly all around the region with you're pokemon.Can't get it to fly you over tiny cliffs , and small trees.
4.Proffesor oak knows the name of every pokemon.Forgets the name of his grandson.
5.Burning , cutting ((Scratch , and other moves)) , or shooting a pokemon with lasers has its body fully intact , and it just "Faints"
6.Bikes are for a million pokedollars yet tiny monsters that have enough power to rule the world are free.
7.In pokemon black , and white a bunch of preschoolers battle you with pokemon.5 year old preschoolers.How old did you have to be to get you're pokemon?10 years old.
8.Can jump down cliffs without it hurting.Somehow the cliff is too high for you when you try to get back up.
9.You can use a move against pokemon normally.You need a gym badge to use it on trees.
10.Lavender town.
11.you can use cheat codes to have a battle with proffesor oak.He has a high level team of pokemon + the pokemon you , and you're rival never chose fully evolved((Now we know what happens to them.))Yet such an epic battle was not implemented in the game unless you do the cheat.
12.A 10 year old boy quits school , gets a monster to fight for him , gets more monsters by fighting them , takes down the most skilled fighters ever , becomes the champion of his entire continent , and climbs up a giant mountain filled with powerful monsters in another continent waiting for challengers.10 years old.
13.Ditto could be a failed experiment of the cloning of mew ((Pm me to know the explanation.))
14.Tons of bird , and bee pokemon.The old man still doesn't know where eggs come from.
15.You can save you're pokemons life for free.a million for a bike.
I could go on , but this will be the longest post ever.

[Chishio Kunrin]

Cliffs according to Mokepon:

Spoiler: show

The protagonist's rival jumped down from that cliff with skill. Meanwhile, the protagonist is in that situation because he backed off the cliff without realizing.

[Book Smarts]

In game, the S.S Anne is technically land locked