Funniest thing that's gone through your head/you've said during a class.

[Chishio Kunrin]

I fell on someone once. Does Saturday school count as class? I was in Satuday school (can't remember for what. Too many absences, I think), and at 10, when we took break to go get food, I followed my friend Becca and her guy friend. Across the street from my high school is a shopping center, and there's a fence between it and the sidewalk, but you can go around it at the front.

Dopey Becca was like naw we'll just shortcut and climb over the fence! Bad day to wear my Tripp pants. My pants got snagged on the top of the fence, and Becca's friend was helping me try to get down. Two holes ripped in the leg of my pants, I was suddenly free, and then... he and I fell onto the ground. Oops.

[Lord of Madness]

while my friend was asleep everyone in class taking turns one at a time drew on him in permanent marker as the teacher looked away.

[Silver Snake]

I was trying to answer a question in Chemistry about energy levels in an atom, and I said 'energon' insteead of 'energy'. My teacher thought I said the right thing and was mildly confused when I stopped mid-sentence.

Transformers fans will understand my embarrassment. No seriously. I was mortified when 'energon' slipped out. As if people didn't think I was a geek already. 

[Lord of Madness]

I was trying to answer a question in Chemistry about energy levels in an atom, and I said 'energon' insteead of 'energy'. My teacher thought I said the right thing and was mildly confused when I stopped mid-sentence.

Transformers fans will understand my embarrassment. No seriously. I was mortified when 'energon' slipped out. As if people didn't think I was a geek already. 

LOLOL

[Silver Snake]

It wasn't that funny, was it? 

On that note, I was at the MoA while at an anime convention, and my friends and I had just had lunch. We were pretty bored and just sitting at the table when I started singing "Don't Stop Believin'". My friend (Friend 2) to the right joined in and we sang a few bars, then we stopped. Friend 3, sitting across the table pointed out that we had "literally had a Journey Moment". Friend 2 and I hadn't even noticed. Then we 'd.

Wasn't a tale from the schoolhouse, but it was funny at the time.

[Stitchin Time]

I just got out of sewing lessons, and I'm being allowed to make a MLP plushie. Seriously. Anyways, one woman stated that a kid in China was probably making the exact same thing. I pointed at my Dashie plush (which I brought for a ref) and said, "Eenope! The tag says Vietnam!"

[Night Pony]

I was trying to answer a question in Chemistry about energy levels in an atom, and I said 'energon' insteead of 'energy'. My teacher thought I said the right thing and was mildly confused when I stopped mid-sentence.

What a waste of energon!

[Little Star]

Well I have this weird thing about me that I will be thinking then the teacher will say 'Sophie read paragraph 8'
I will say something like this 'Chicken...What...Oh...'*begins to read*

[Lord of Madness]

Well I have this weird thing about me that I will be thinking then the teacher will say 'Sophie read paragraph 8'
I will say something like this 'Chicken...What...Oh...'*begins to read*

yes love this

[Flamestriker]

My teacher says, "Why aren't you paying attention."
I say, "Because I'm not paying for anything useful here!"

[Lord of Madness]

My teacher says, "Why aren't you paying attention."
I say, "Because I'm not paying for anything useful here!"

OOOOOHHHHH!!!

[Nala Valor]

Once, in a class ((don't know in English... In French it's éthique... Maybe it's social class but I don't think it's that...))

In that class, we learn about kinds of dialogue, stuff that prevents a conversation and stuff like that. Someone wasn't working in that class and said to the teacher "why work? This isn't a real class!"
... Expelled from school for a few days.

[Giggle Tail]

That would be suspended, actually.  Expelled would mean they were asked to never come back 

Oh, and according to google translate, that would be "ethics."

[Lord of Madness]

I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O

[Flamestriker]

I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O

Hm.... heheheh, now I know how to get better marks~

I promised to bring cake for meh birthday, and my friends thought I was joking. I brought it with me the next day and yelled, "THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE."

[Nala Valor]

I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O

I remember in English class, I had to do an oral presentation about a country. And if we brought some food that was originated from that place, we could get bonus points.
I brought a black forest cake! and now, guess that country!

[Chishio Kunrin]

Around the end of the year in Sociology class, we had a party, and we were asked to bring some foods of other cultures. Some people chose Mexico because that's just so easy. I brought bratwurst. I love bratwurst! I cut it into slices, of course, so it was easier to serve. Not many people took any... Buuuut that meant there was more for me.

[PrincessButton]

This thread should just be funniest things that happen to you/ friends at school, because that's what everypony is posting. :p

[AAA13]

I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O

Thank you Madness for this useful tip on how to up our grades.

On-topic-ness: During english, we were watching a movie about this dude who eats only Maccers for 30 days.
The teacher stopped the movie and I started thinking about ponies...
Then the teacher asked asked a question (which I didn't hear right) and I was like "Derpy has the... Oh umm...... What was the question?"
Strangly, nobody noticed the pony refurence.

[Chishio Kunrin]

I brought in a cake. They gave me bonus points on a test O3O

Thank you Madness for this useful tip on how to up our grades.

On-topic-ness: During english, we were watching a movie about this dude who eats only Maccers for 30 days.
The teacher stopped the movie and I started thinking about ponies...
Then the teacher asked asked a question (which I didn't hear right) and I was like "Derpy has the... Oh umm...... What was the question?"
Strangly, nobody noticed the pony refurence.

SUPERSIZE ME! I saw that in Health class. The teacher had it do the version with the pop-up info bubbles because one of those bubbles appears when he pukes up a supersized meal. It appears over the vomit saying "Conveniently placed bubble"