Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Here you go one life size doll for you. I was so nice I even tied it...er GIFT WRAPPED it for you. something is wrong with its voice box. It keeps saying it's not a doll. I wouldn't pay attention to that. Anyway have fun.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.

[Gamepaw]

Granted. All work is now done by robots and no one has a job anymore.

I wish for cute little cupcakes.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  They are adorable, carnivorous, hungry, cupcake-shaped monsters.

I wish for my next wish to be corrupted.

[LeviathanTS]

Granted, your NEXT wish will be corrupted, and it doesn't end well...

I wish my SandFire plushie didn't have a broken voice box

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  It's now fixed, but it's the wrong voicebox.  Hope you like the Nyan Cat theme!

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

Sorry I have swimmers ear... did you say erupted?

I wish for a device that filters corruption from my wishes.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  Some assembly is required.  And by some, I mean a lot.  Like, ALL of it.  You have only instructions on how to build it, but it's incredibly hard to read, and on top of that in a language that you don't know.  Have fun building!

I wish for this wish to be erupted.

[Spacecase101]

Sorry I wasn't paying attention. I thought you said constructed. Well who am I to say no here you go your very own build a wish. To bad the instructions are written 5000 year old Greek. But I'm sure you'll do fine. 

I wish for my very own build a workshop. 

[SandFire]

Granted you are now working all the time in your shop. Theres no breaks, the meals are terrible, customers yell at you all the time but this is your wish.
... Oh you wanted a work shop not a shop to work in all the time. Whoops!

I wish for a pokeball.

[Spacecase101]

Granted you are now working all the time in your shop. Theres no breaks, the meals are terrible, customers yell at you all the time but this is your wish.
... Oh you wanted a work shop not a shop to work in all the time. Whoops!

Granted. Here you go. Just to let you know it was TOTALLY made with magic and not taken from anywhere. Also when the cops come I would deny everything. WHOOPS! I meant if they come, silly me.

I wish I had some corrupt a wish proof cloths

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  Their wishes cannot be corrupted.

I wish for this wish to be constructed.

[Spacecase101]

Granted. Here are the seventy thousand screws needed, the fifty-three thousand little bits of plastic that you need to have to make the wish work but you can never figure out where they go into. Paint, wood, metal, instructions. Have fun 

I wish for candy.

[SandFire]

Granted it's rare candy only usable by pokemon. But heifer pokemon existed out have something to give it.

I wish to boop space for forever and ever ands ever.

[Spacecase101]

I wish to boop space for forever and ever ands ever.

We need to have a little talk about all this booping of der Spacecase. 

Granted But before you can start you are affected by a rare form of muscular disorder that prevents you to able to make any boops MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

I wish for Sandfire to be placed in a boop proof bubble.

[moonbeam16]

Granted.  Sandfire cannot be booped, but can boop whomever.

I wish for this wish to be constructed for me.

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

After giving it some thought and careful planning. I made up a song.

I wish for a gunblade!

[moonbeam16]

Oh my gosh!  Did you write that song for me?  I'm so touched!
Anyway...
Granted.  The blade is large, heavy and unwieldy.  The gun often misfires, sometimes backwards at you.

I wish for another song to be written for me!

[SandFire]

Granted it's me singing da da da da dun dun dun da da dun nonstop with space saying i know a song that gets on every pones nerves.

I wish for celestia.

[thexcrimsonxghostie]

You get the one from Tomodachi wa Mahou. better learn japanese

I wish Brutal Doom came with an HD 3d environment and monster mod.

[frío]

i already know Japanese!
Granted! but nobody really played it.
I wish for spacecase to corrupt this wish