Corrupt a wish

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, but now you have to write maths textbooks so the rest of the world can learn to be as smart as you. 
I wish I could visit Cloudsdale 

[John Pone]

Granted but you fall through the clouds

I wish that i was in gold V

[Stalephreak]

Granted, but you're a pebble

I wish I had a six-pack (again)

[Ramisha]

yeah sure whatever here you are

I wish there was a watermelon flavo icecream

[John Pone]

granted but you have to fly half way across the world to taste it

I wish that i didn't have exams to worry about

[Renatan]

Granted, but hghfcngyrfhffzsfh, the heck is an exam.

I wish we could learn more about Pinkie's family.

[Ramisha]

Granted, but you learn one sentence more
I wish for bricks

[DawnsEmbrace]

Granted, but they're all bricked gameboys.

I wish I could find a store that sold pork buns.

[Renatan]

Granted, but they're way overpriced.

I wish Luna got a song in season 4!   

[MrSpyro]

Granted, but you are now Twist.
I wish to be a famous youtuber.

[Renatan]

Good thing I don't have a problem with Twist 

Granted, but now you have to deal with millions of people commenting and watching you, and can't do anything embarrassingly stupid or you'll be judged harshly.

Also, trolls 

[MrSpyro]

I wish that People would actually PLAY THE GAME!

[Renatan]

HTESFSDGFDTR I'M SORRY I FORGOT  It was 10:00 PM or something :C

Granted, but the game is now lost.

I wish I could remember stuff better 

[ChibiGrrl]

Granted, you shall now remember each and every moment in your life, whether it's not important, embarrassing, or something totally random. This you cause you to have constant migraines.

I wish I could live in Equestria! 

[Ramisha]

Granted-but you live underwater as a fish!
I wish I was a ninja like Hapony

[MrSpyro]

Granted, but you are now a R63 Pinkie so you are bad at ninja-ing.
I wish for the power to grant my own wishes.

[Ramisha]

granted but you have no mana for it
I wish for more energy bars

[MrSpyro]

You get really hyper on energy bars, never fall asleep again, and die from lack of sleep.
I wish for this wish to be horribly corrupted. Classic.

[Ramisha]

granted but it's so corrupted a paradox forms!!
I wish for a paradox

[byndbored]

Granted: This sentence is false.
I wish for a fun game.