my laptop broke...

[Deviant]

I stumled into my house one day rather drunk, my computer has no side panels, and in a drunken stupor I managed to jam my foot into the computer, effectively destroying the RAM and killing the Power Supply

A mate of mine has done this twice, only without the alcohol 

[Chishio Kunrin]

My netbook was sitting on a TV tray, when the tray got knocked over. Oddly enough, the only thing that got messed up was the power button. Every time I pushed it in, it got jammed, and I had to pull it back up, and it took several attempts to get the netbook to boot up. After working with it a lot, it now finally springs back up on its own and is easier to boot up the netbook.

[Lord of Madness]

as I said much earlier on another thread my laptop was struck my lightning...