Can you come up with nonsensical... nonsense? ovO
Kite flying without using one's ankles can be built with exquisitely unkemptness.
Look! A plaid mole flying through the water, see how she slices that mustard up into thousands of little barrels.
This is actually kinda difficult to sound like sensible nonsense, to the point where custard revolves around purple.
SHOW ME YOUR SKILLS OF NONSENSE!
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This seems like a thread for Lord of Madness. :]
Indeed.
Here's one of my tumblr replies ovO
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Everything comes for chocolate gold, row row row, rowing down below, for tomorrow I am cold.
Does this count?
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Madness... it's good, but it would've been better if you chose a less common milestone - say, 482.
There is a plant called the 'Mallow' (not the famed 'Marsh Mallow', mind you, but a close cousin) whose fruit taste like cheese.
Don't you fear the ones who climb below, for the bellows and beasties, and keasties, and choog, kurleyo furgin blur... This stream of consciousness just turned into gibberish. I don't know where I was going with that. But look! The bees! Everything with keys! They cook, they slay, they drate every day! And they do farewell a lonely scepter.
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2012 Dec 11, 20:54:52
Don't you fear the ones who climb below, for the bellows and beasties, and keasties, and choog, kurleyo furgin blur... This stream of consciousness just turned into gibberish. I don't know where I was going with that. But look! The bees! Everything with keys! They cook, they slay, they drate every day! And they do farewell a lonely scepter.
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For one who shant be colored upside down, shall rise upon thyself fairly sunny with a chance of royalty upon thy face.
Statement: Donated X, the ID X=1*X possesses one doubleplusgood magnitude pertaining to 1, that is to dictate that this identity has a doubleplustrue property.
Let ; X = X;
X = X
X * ? = X * ?
(X + ?)(X - X) = (X + ?)(X - X)
(X + ?)(X - X) - (X + ?)(X - X) = 0
(X - X) - (X - X) = (X - X)
2 * (X - X) - 2 * (X - X) = 2 * (X - X)
(.) - (.) = (.)(.)
2 - 2 = 2
0 = 2
X - 2 + X
1 * X = 2 + X
Clearifically stated, X ? 1 * X due to the infallible justly proven proof that the proven identity 1 * X = 2 + X is provenally proved.
(? = PI)
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0.999999 infinty = 1
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Don't be afraid of the dark, it's so friendly! Just brush its fur... see how oily and acidic it is? It'll be your new washing machine in no time!
ADAM HAS 4 APPLES,
YOU TAKE TWO AWAY,
CALCULATE THE MASS OF THE SUN
Quote from: Captain0Ron on 2012 Dec 12, 03:15:46
ADAM HAS 4 APPLES,
YOU TAKE TWO AWAY,
CALCULATE THE MASS OF THE SUN
Now this question is swingin' right down my alley!
Using Newtons Laws of Motion and Gravity, gives a relation between the period (T) of a planet's orbit, the distance (a) from the planet to the sun, and a constant (G) measured in laboratory experiments.
Assuming orbits are circles and a planets mass is tiny compared to the sun.
M=4pi^2a^3/GT^2
Using this relation with T for the earth we get the mass of the sun. The period of the Earth is 31,536,000 seconds and the distance from the Earth to the sun is 1.496 × 10^11 m.
M = 4(3.14)^ 2 (1.496 × 10^11 m)^3 /((6.7 × 10^-11 N·m^2 /kg^2 )(365*24*60*60 s)^2 )
Therefore the mass of the sun is 1.99*10^30kg
(The apples were used previously off-thread for size comparison)
The Doctor has 12 regenerations.
The calendar is 12.12.12
The Doctor regenerates on 12.12.12
That means the square root of 144 is The Doctor.
And that Bees were the cause of The Doctor's regeneration.
:P :P :P If I have ten ice cubes and you have ten apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Answer: True, because aliens don't wear pants! :D
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I was on Skype and this happened.
Just to let you know, I was 'THE GAME.'
[19:01:33] THE GAME: CAPSLOCK IS THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
[19:01:41] Shy-Blood: xDDD
[19:01:44] Shy-Blood: GAME
[19:01:54] *** Shy-Blood has changed the conversation topic to "PFF LOVES THE GAME" ***
[19:02:06] Kake: I had a dog to make insane
[19:02:07] Nibby: IT MAY BE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BUT SOMEBODY STILL NEEDS TO STEER THE DANG CAR
[19:02:12] Kake: But he ran away from me
[19:02:16] Shy-Blood: D;
[19:02:23] Kake: He had a leesh and everything on him
[19:02:25] THE GAME: DARN, BUT I'M EATING STICKERS. I CAN'T DRIVE.
[19:02:34] Kake: AND I'M ONLY 12 DANGIT
[19:02:35] THE GAME: WE'RE GONNA CRASH.
[19:02:41] Nibby: ITS COOL.. IM 23 I CAN DRIVE STUFF!
[19:02:45] Shy-Blood: PFF IS LOSING THE GAME, HE CAN'T DRIVE
[19:02:51] Shy-Blood: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[19:02:58] Kake: WE IS INSANE!
[19:02:59] Shy-Blood: WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19:03:03] *** Kake added Ryo D Disk ***
[19:03:05] Nibby: -CRASHES- sorry guys
[19:03:07] Kake: o3o
[19:03:09] THE GAME: CELESTIA DANG IT.
[19:03:15] Kake: We needed Ryo here to join in the insanity
[19:03:17] Shy-Blood: PFF: I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[19:03:18] THE GAME: WHERE'S MAH LEGS GONE, GUYS?!
[19:03:27] Shy-Blood: PFF: I ate them
[19:03:28] Kake: YOU NEVER HAD LEGS FUDGE!
[19:03:31] Travius Trott: I have no idea what is happening.
[19:03:33] Shy-Blood: DUN DUN DUN
[19:03:34] Nibby: fudge is the "my leg!" guy from spongebob
[19:03:49] Travius Trott: But I'll load my Nerf gun just in case.
*Reloads*
[19:03:55] Shy-Blood: x333
[19:03:58] Kake: Kake eats the nerf gun
[19:04:00] THE GAME: I just don't know anymore.
[19:04:03] THE GAME: I just don't know.
Quote from: Fudgemuffin on 2012 Dec 12, 15:09:49
I was on Skype and this happened.
Just to let you know, I was 'THE GAME.'
[19:01:33] THE GAME: CAPSLOCK IS THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
[19:01:41] Shy-Blood: xDDD
[19:01:44] Shy-Blood: GAME
[19:01:54] *** Shy-Blood has changed the conversation topic to "PFF LOVES THE GAME" ***
[19:02:06] Kake: I had a dog to make insane
[19:02:07] Nibby: IT MAY BE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BUT SOMEBODY STILL NEEDS TO STEER THE DANG CAR
[19:02:12] Kake: But he ran away from me
[19:02:16] Shy-Blood: D;
[19:02:23] Kake: He had a leesh and everything on him
[19:02:25] THE GAME: DARN, BUT I'M EATING STICKERS. I CAN'T DRIVE.
[19:02:34] Kake: AND I'M ONLY 12 DANGIT
[19:02:35] THE GAME: WE'RE GONNA CRASH.
[19:02:41] Nibby: ITS COOL.. IM 23 I CAN DRIVE STUFF!
[19:02:45] Shy-Blood: PFF IS LOSING THE GAME, HE CAN'T DRIVE
[19:02:51] Shy-Blood: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[19:02:58] Kake: WE IS INSANE!
[19:02:59] Shy-Blood: WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[19:03:03] *** Kake added Ryo D Disk ***
[19:03:05] Nibby: -CRASHES- sorry guys
[19:03:07] Kake: o3o
[19:03:09] THE GAME: CELESTIA DANG IT.
[19:03:15] Kake: We needed Ryo here to join in the insanity
[19:03:17] Shy-Blood: PFF: I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
[19:03:18] THE GAME: WHERE'S MAH LEGS GONE, GUYS?!
[19:03:27] Shy-Blood: PFF: I ate them
[19:03:28] Kake: YOU NEVER HAD LEGS FUDGE!
[19:03:31] Travius Trott: I have no idea what is happening.
[19:03:33] Shy-Blood: DUN DUN DUN
[19:03:34] Nibby: fudge is the "my leg!" guy from spongebob
[19:03:49] Travius Trott: But I'll load my Nerf gun just in case.
*Reloads*
[19:03:55] Shy-Blood: x333
[19:03:58] Kake: Kake eats the nerf gun
[19:04:00] THE GAME: I just don't know anymore.
[19:04:03] THE GAME: I just don't know.
I was the very sensible insane dog...
uuuh... Cats don't like to eat cat food, they like to eat humans.
I wonder what would happen if I went into the IRC.
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