Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, and now you have 4 feet of snow. Good luck traveling.

I wish my 3ds power pqck wasn't messing up on me. (My second one and now it is messing up. Just got it a few months ago.)

[freekyjester]

it work, but you no longer own it, it belongs to your archenemy

I wish for season five to start sooner

[Sunshine Smash]

Granted, it arrives 1 minute sooner, but you pass out from excitement and miss out entirely.

I wish I was infused with nanomachines like Senator Armstrong.

[Chromastone64]

Granted, but now the government uses you as a crash test dummy.
I wish I wasn't so bored...

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, here is some fun, but you get bored again soon.

I wish I had a capture card

[Cybestry]

Granted, but you bought the wrong capture card, and your capture card captured you.

I wish I had a way to watch season five

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but it is in 144P

I wish my physics class wasn't so confusing.

[Little Star]

Granted, but now every other class is confusion.

I wish I didn't have a 99.9 fever.

[annosrules]

Instead has a 125.6 fever

I wish that I always have enough money in my pocket to pay for whatever I'm buying.

[freekyjester]

you do, but it is never in an accepted currency.

I wish i didn't miss the S5 premiere

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but it has to be seen in the lowest quality.

I wish for a donut.

[annosrules]

Granted, but you find it half eaten in a trash can.

I wish for more wishes.

[Racoln]

Wish granted, but you're Rainbow Dash level of ego, and Dragon's level of greed, incinerates you on the power anti-friendship 
I wish for infinite delicious muffins, shared with Derpy, Vinyl, and my Pegagsister GF

[annosrules]

Granted, the infinite mass of the muffins tears a rip in space and time destroying the universe.

I wish for the wish that I wish tonight.

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but it will be the only wish, and all throughout will be forever corrupted.

I wish for some more tortas de papas.

[Nightshade Star]

 Wish Granted, you will find 23, but they will be expired after a day.


    I wish I wasn`t allergic to pollen.

[annosrules]

Granted, you are now dependent of pollen and must be in constant contact with fresh pollen or die.

I wish for twenty-five xylophones

[Peace Keeper]

Granted, but each has missing keys and all of them has that ONE specific key missing.

I wish I had more room in my fridge.

[Mayva679]

Granted, it takes up the whole earth. I wish I had a car.

[Nightshade Star]

 Granted, but your car will be broken after the day you use it.

I wish to be a writer by tomorrow.