*kshh*
Uh, hey everypony, this is your Captain speaking.
We're uuuh.. experiencing some forum and website issues with our server.
You can expect some uuhh.. delays.
Please do not remove uhh.. your seatbelts at any time and refrain from pulling out your hairs.
Thank you and uhhh.. have a nice forum browsing.
Please enjoy the complimentary uhh.. peanuts.
Thank you for flying Legends of Equestria Air.
*kshh*