Legends of Equestria - Forum

The purpose in this game is to tell the pony above you what to do. It can be anything. Have fun!

"Clean the 40 ft statue of me from top to bottom."

Go clean your room!

Go make me tea... :-3

"Scrub the toilets....with your tooth brush. "

go eat the sky

lol

Wait...how is that possible?!

Go eat that pile of dirt which I think is really manure.

NO!

go mop the floors

YOU! Dirty the floor!

ok

goes outside and rolls in some mud then comes back inside and rolls all over the floor

YOU! Literally break the windows. Too hot in here.

ok

uses his magic to break the windows

you go eat a roll of toilet paper

 >A< Toilet paper?

You massage me!

He massages you while muttering.

you, go pour salt into your cut

*holding my leg with a cut* Ow hoo hoo hoo... ok.

*-Meh. I've been worse. Mentolate (Mexican medicine that burns about 2X worst than 91% Alcohol)


Do your homework!

i do my math homework feeling confident about it

Ok...

Don't do so much homework!

Excuse me sir, would you be so kind as to start mopping the corridor now?
Much appreciated

^-^

NO!

you mop it

Everyone!!! Do all my chores!!! :D

No!

Go calibrate my armored core next.

//orange is Lynx Talon

Finished. Wasn't pretty, but it's done

You! Babysit the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Is gentle but firm with them which they become well behaved little fillies.

Peace of cake, you go foal sit Pound and Pumpkin Cake.

WAA! YOU CAN DO MAGIC, *tuns* AND YOU CAN FLY!? Wow, Pumpkin cake can match up to my brother, and Pound cake can match up to me!

You! Clean up this Pulvurizer mess you made!

Simple, my AC can do anything. He has his AC pick up all the scrapped parts from the pulverizer.

And fix up all this collateral damage you did during the fight! This place is completely damaged!
Oh, and one more thing. It has to be the way it was before the battle.

"You don't say..."

"Make it worse."

Lynx uses his failsafe spell and restores everything to it's state prior to the battle.

You, bring me some cherry soda.

*shakes up the soda without anyone noticing and hands it to Lynx*

"Now, open it."

He thinks for a moment and the levitates the bottle near Peace Keeper, then opens it.

You think you can surprise me, nothing escapes my eyes. He looks upon you with his eyes having tiny pupils. Now pour some of the soda into a glass.

Ugh! I feel sticky now!

You! wash me! Then get rid of the Pulverizer! You brought it back to life with your spell!

He makes it rain on you.

Cool your jets, the pulverizer is under my control now. Bow to your ruler.

*Bows*

Now get rid of that Pulverizer!

NO! Go to your room.

Ok *puts head down*

You! Tell me a story  0:)

Ok. He pulls out the book that Princess Twilight and her friends have wrote in and starts reading it to you. Bed time for you little colt. He snickers.

*-Well, my OC is actually an adult stallion currently lol

You! I want a bottle.

He gives you a bottle.

You! Sleep for 9...

12

12 hours

"You and Azure go spy on Twilight Sparkle!"
But, I have plans toda-
"NOW!!!"

You! buy me binoculars!

Fine! Just STOP SHOUTING AND BUILD ME A SENTRY SO NOPONY CATCHES US!!!

Ok
*builds actual sentry and Flash Sentry in it*

You! tell your wife she's crazy.

Why me? You're married to her as well!
"AZURE, BE QUIET, AND PEACE, YOU LOOK FOR A LIGHT BULB!!!"

"Go out into the wasteland or somewhere and bring me 500 precurser orbs!"

You! Kiss Crissie.

"Ew no way!"

"You! Kiss me!"
lol

"I said NO!"

"....Unless you help me open the catacombs."

Foalsit Baby Doomy for me, please. :c

Baby Doom: BABA!!! :3

"I'm a conqueror and emperor, not a foalsitter."  :l


Polish my rings

I HATE ONIONS!!! >:O

Become a baby and let me adopt you! ovO

"Stop talking about the Velvet Room!"

*Spams "Your Fate Is In The Cards" sound-clip button* :3

Udupt mea... DD:

*accidently lowers my age to a colt but looking more like a filly appearancewise*

"You there! Give me those 2 grey horns on the shelf imbecile."

You! Play Piani!

"Explain what that is!"

Now play me piani!

"Give me a hug!"

*hugs you*

"Love me..." 0:)

Stop being so creepy around my wife!

YOU! Help me plan a party for our wife. It's your anniversary.

*Spits out tea* WHAT!!!??? O:

Give my compliments to Alf. ^-^

Sure thing boss.


YOU! Do your homework.

Eat all da bagels! >:O

Mmmm. Bagel with Fillydelphia cream cheese. (That sounds good right now. Too bad I don't have cream cheese)

You! Take a bath.

*turns into human*


"Polish my beartraplike  bracelets and rings on my arms until they glow now!"

You! Change back! You look Uuuugly.

*-Looks neat.  :]

//lol thank you

"Get this unconscious body of PinkiePie off my new dirt, its staining the color." >:/

YOU! Resuscitate her.

"Fine"
*revives with awaking essence*

You! Tell me a story  :D

Make pie!

What kind of pie?

YOU!! Tell me WHOOO IS THAT GIRL IIIII SEEEEE~

What girl where?! EXPLAIN!!!!

Quote from: Chromastone64 on 2014 Oct 10, 02:16:43
What girl where?! EXPLAIN!!!!

You know, the one STAAARING STRAIGHT BAAACK AT ME~

YOU! Kiss her!

"You there take my fall and say you did it when I dump her in the lake."

You! jump in that lake!

You play Fire Emblem Awakening, NAO!!!!

You! Buy me da game.

Fine, but you have to play it on classic mode!

You! Play it on haredest difficulty.

Classic IS hardest difficulty! Now find me some Raritainium!

All I got is Rarity ;)

You! play against your wife.

In Fire Emblem? But she'll use Aversa, and I HATE AVERSA!! (a really annoying villain in the game)
"You know me too well."
Now fetch me Traptainium as well!

Uh... not sure what that is, but I have these rings that look like  bear traps and some titanium.

Now beat your wife.

"plays" YES!!! AH WOOOOOOONNNN!!!
"grumble"
Now, both of you make some Kaos Kake!!!

uhh, is that another word for kiss?

Now beat the game!

I HAAAAVE BEATEN THE GAME!! AND NO, KAOS KAKE IS "CHAOS CAKE"!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!
"I'll still take the kiss though. In fact, both of you kiss me, now!"
But, you're not part of-
"NOW!!!"
PEACE, FORGET THE CAKE!!! HELP ME HIDE!!!!

 You! here's my cape. Hide in it!

Also, now speedrun the game!

Let's get this over with. *smooch* >A<

"Thank you. Now help me find Azure!"
Don't do it please...!

Yes your highny... I mean your highness!

Hey! The water needs watering!

I mean the FLOWERS needs gardening :P

AHH, THE GARDEN OF FLOWERS NEEDS WATERING. lol

"OKAY! DON'T YELL AT ME!"
Ok, now lock her out...

*Locks door, unaware my wife is outside*

Now you owe me something.

Ok, here's your cape back.  0:)
Go hunt a monster!

Ok *Grabs fishing rod with love on the hook.

Help me catch a monster

Pshh, easy.

Clean out my chicken coop.

Go and scrub the dirt off my master and crazy hand sculpture

After you scrub all the floors of Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy.

"All of you except Peace and Azure, clean the floors of my castle!"
Wait, if it's a castle, why is it called the Hive....?
"You two, make me a cake!"

Here's a cupcake. It's the best I can offer.

*placing wing over head* You! Dun hurt meh.

"I won't hurt you...if you help me make a special potion. Now go and find a blueberry!"

OK.

YOU! Can you tell me what potion you are making?

"Help me gather the heartless for Nightmare Night, and I will pay you for it"

*Panting* That was tough... and dangerous.

Now PAY up!

"walks in with Keyblade" Hey! Do you know where all those Heartless came from? It took me ages to beat them all!
"Fine then, Peace. "whispers" It's a potion that turns the drinker into a Changeling. Now go find a piece of storm cloud!"

Derpy! Do you have to be jumping on it?
*Zap!* Ow

Derpy: Sorry. I just don't know what went wrong. He he. *Flies off for a bit*

*Takes a chunk* Thank *ZAAP!* ... you.

Derpy: You're welcome! *Returns to jumping*


You! Give me some mentolate, I got a cut on my right front leg (owie)

"Fine, but then you need to buy me a lime!"

Um... okay. here they are.

You! Answer me this: Are we gonna have 'lime'nade?

"Yes we will! But you'll only get it if you get me the final ingrediant: a live hornet!"

A... a... hornet!? *gulp*

AAAAHHH!!! *flying around with a hornet behind*]

Okay. Here's the hornet. Thank Fluttershy for helping. I hate stings.

You! Thank me for the job I really hate doing.

"Thank you."kisses on forehead"Now, go find Azure for me! Last I saw, he was playing Skylanders."

(sorry for this) Hey! The new set of Skylander set has been released!

You! Get that hornet. That thing's flying around the house.

WHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE?!?!?!
"I already put the hornet in. Now Azure, you can have them, IF you drink thi-!"
"swipes potion and downs in one go" There! NOW WHERE ARE THEY?! And Peace, what did I just drink?

Uhh... I forgot what it does. I think it suppose to change you, but I forgot, or was that limenade? Crissie makes good limenade. If only that friggin hornet didn't chase me around.

Yo Crissie! I want some more limenade. This taste bomb!

"That wasn't limeade, It was the potion I made. Wait, did you drink some too?! TELL ME NOW!"

"You there! Explain to me what you are causing...without me."

You said you were gonna make limenade! So I went to the fridge and found a pitcher that looks like limenade. I assume you were making the potion in that cauldron like you make most of your potions.

*Getting worried* What's gonna happen to me? Would I be okay? Please let it be limenade.

(Yes ma'am)You! We like you to try her special limenade. It tastes pretty good.