Title says all.
Surrender.
Word says all.
The zombies are here, all right... all over the place.
We need to teach them physics and get them good jobs so they can start blowing up expensive equipment. lol
Wasn't a thread like this deleted months ago?
Quote from: Somebeing on 2013 Mar 03, 18:12:37
Surrender.
Word says all.
I for one welcome our new zombie overlord
Eh, I'm on the moon. Pretty chill up here ya' know? :D
Hey, I've been working on a spacecraft design. If I can get it mastered, mind if I join ya up there?
My plan:
Sit in a corner and cry.
welp time to get the underwater bunker ready.
Quote from: Johannes on 2013 Mar 09, 12:58:55
My plan:
Sit in a corner and cry.
*Falls over and dies laughing* lol
Can I- can I be serious? Like, seriously post my plan? No? Okay.
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Mar 12, 12:54:53
Can I- can I be serious? Like, seriously post my plan? No? Okay.
You may post it and if any of the mods complain, you can tell them you had my permission.
My plan: Teach them Thriller, with a big fight scene at the end were they kill each other... Then see if they follow it, and let the problem destroy the problem.
Quote from: Enstramentall on 2013 Mar 12, 18:11:06
My plan: Teach them Thriller, with a big fight scene at the end were they kill each other... Then see if they follow it, and let the problem destroy the problem.
That's it. You win.
Hug them! They'll be so surprised you're not running, they won't know what to do. Then they'll starve, eventually. GG.
I like how because of games like left 4 dead , and call of duty zombies have been taken so lightly.
If a zombie outbreak does happen it'l be like the walking dead. You'l just have to fight your way through watching the world go down before your inevitable death while losing friends , and family just hoping this will end while it just gets way worse every second.
My plan? Just wait. Spend all the time I have left.
Wait. It's the wisest thing to do. If the zombi is really a dead walking and hungry human body, you can just get some provisions and stay shut inside a safe house for a couple of weeks, months if possible. When you get out, they'll probably have been rotted and, if there's anything left alive, it won't be even able to walk, so no risk.
And if it's something infected by some sort of a disease that makes people lose their sanity and get overly hungry, there is really no reason why they wouldn't take down each other, so wait a few weeks or months and their numbers will be greatly reduced. And if they are hungry, there is probably a reason, like they desesperately need to eat or they won't survive, so if you can wait time enough, a lot more will starve.
I'd make a run to a pawn shop or Wal-Mart and get all the guns I can before shutting myself into a Costco. Food, weapons, clothes, couches to sleep on, all inside a concrete building.
I'd just put on a whole lot of thick clothing, boots, wrap a sweat shirt or two around my head, and have motorcycle goggles holding the eyes open. My anti-bite armor now on, I'd head somewhere cold... probably Hume Lake. Then again, up there one wouldn't have a need for zombie protection. Zombies wouldn't have any reason (or strength) to climb mountains!
my friend has been training to become a helicopter pilot for around 2 years now. so i would go with him before that thought get guns and my gf(btw thanks for the tips guys) then go in helicopter to woods and camp out up there.
I would follow Zombieland's rules, silly as that sounds... They're actually quite good!
I'd also try to get some sort of anti-bite armor. The ideal would be an actual suit of armor, but how and where will I find a suit of armor that will fit me and not slow me down too much? I coul maybe get bits and pieces though, like Gauntlets. Not only would I look awesome, I would also have better defense and feel like I'm in Final Fantasy!
Also, I only played the game so I don't know if it's the same on the show, but if Zombies won't attack you if you have their blood all over you like in Walking Dead... Disgusting as it may be, kill a couple of zombies, take a red bath and you're good to go!
I know we have a handgun and some ammo here in the house somewhere, and I also have a kick flank aim even though I've only shot a gun two or three times before (Having a dad in the military has it's perks!)... But I would probably prefer some sort of sharp weapon, like a sword or a katana. Silent and easy to kill with. Finding one would be hard though, so I'd have to work with what I get at any given time. Luckily, I can use any kind of weapon it seems. :]
As a transportation method, I know where I could get a big truck to use... A big truck that could be filled not only with survivors, but also with supplies. The only hard part would be getting supplies...
I'd try to make my way to an island while helping survivors and having fun along the way.
Having fun? Yes, having fun. Dead Rising taught me I can be creative and use lots of Duct Tape for many things. Hay, even using common objects works too! Have you ever stabbed a zombie in the head with a shower head? lol
Quote from: Julius on 2013 Mar 15, 01:24:13
I would follow Zombieland's rules, silly as that sounds... They're actually quite good!
I'd also try to get some sort of anti-bite armor. The ideal would be an actual suit of armor, but how and where will I find a suit of armor that will fit me and not slow me down too much? I coul maybe get bits and pieces though, like Gauntlets. Not only would I look awesome, I would also have better defense and feel like I'm in Final Fantasy!
Also, I only played the game so I don't know if it's the same on the show, but if Zombies won't attack you if you have their blood all over you like in Walking Dead... Disgusting as it may be, kill a couple of zombies, take a red bath and you're good to go!
I know we have a handgun and some ammo here in the house somewhere, and I also have a kick flank aim even though I've only shot a gun two or three times before (Having a dad in the military has it's perks!)... But I would probably prefer some sort of sharp weapon, like a sword or a katana. Silent and easy to kill with. Finding one would be hard though, so I'd have to work with what I get at any given time. Luckily, I can use any kind of weapon it seems. :]
As a transportation method, I know where I could get a big truck to use... A big truck that could be filled not only with survivors, but also with supplies. The only hard part would be getting supplies...
I'd try to make my way to an island while helping survivors and having fun along the way.
Having fun? Yes, having fun. Dead Rising taught me I can be creative and use lots of Duct Tape for many things. Hay, even using common objects works too! Have you ever stabbed a zombie in the head with a shower head? lol
Your plan is quite good, but there may be some problems along the way:
- If the zombie thing is a disease, like in zombieland, you may get it through the blood, so using it to cover you would be suicide and using melee weapons would be risky.
- Handguns are too loud and have limited ammo, so it has it's down points. But as I already discussed with a friend, there is no existent perfect weapon for a zombie apocalypse, as the only perfect one is a lightsaber: no loud noise, instant kill, easy to carry and no blood spilling.
- The gas may be a problem for a truck and to almost all types of transportation, as getting out of it to fill the tank is kinda risky too.
- There is no problem with having fun, but safety first!
its funny how mankind is prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not a complete power outage X3
Yeah, it'd be awesome if the entire forum put together individual rendevous plans to eventually link everypony here together at a physical location in the event of an apocalypse.
Go back in time. Simple as that. Where there are no zombies, I shall be there. And I'd probably find the root of the problem back then and stop it before it becomes the zombie apocolypse.
Now, it's time for me to build a time machine...
If that backfires, time for zombie hunting season! Auntie, I'll need to borrow your shotgun!
I would be one of the more privileged ones in a zombie apocalypse.
My father owns two industrial sized grocery stores, with concrete walls and that super strong glass, and they both have huge generators and heaps of fuel. Plus, food, heaps of it. So I wont have to worry about my family, and I'll have something to fall back on.
But I most likely would go out and mess stuff up lol I would be too bored waiting out an apocalypse. Like Julius said, have fun.
Finding a weapon would be tough, since Australia is sorta a little more strict when it comes to guns and stuff, and not many families have them here. But I could break into a gun store, and take what I could find. Then, I have 3 motorbikes and a pretty sturdy house. So while my family is at the grocery store camping out, I'd probably chill at home with my guns and go out on 'patrols' on my motor bikes, shooting any zombies I'll find ovO. I'm a pretty good marksman, and my motorbike skills are preeetyyy good. I think I'd be fine in a zombie apocallypse :3 (Forgot to mention, the motorbikes are a 50, 80 and a 125. So I think I could outspeed any zombies.)
Step one: Gun
Step two: Boollet
Step three: Working Vehicle
Conclusion: Gun + Boollet + Vehicle = Pwn :D
Quote from: Bravo 539 on 2013 Mar 15, 18:15:21
Yeah, it'd be awesome if the entire forum put together individual rendevous plans to eventually link everypony here together at a physical location in the event of an apocalypse.
Oh sweet Luna, can we really do that?
.. I'd just buy zombie insurance ^-^
Magic chicken gotta buy zombie insurance
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Mar 16, 01:08:31
Quote from: Bravo 539 on 2013 Mar 15, 18:15:21
Yeah, it'd be awesome if the entire forum put together individual rendevous plans to eventually link everypony here together at a physical location in the event of an apocalypse.
Oh sweet Luna, can we really do that?
I don't know, but we'd be an unstoppable team if we did.
I would probably build a base in my school, there's a courtyard in the middle with plenty of space to fall back on.
Quote from: Bravo 539 on 2013 Mar 16, 01:57:59
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Mar 16, 01:08:31
Quote from: Bravo 539 on 2013 Mar 15, 18:15:21
Yeah, it'd be awesome if the entire forum put together individual rendevous plans to eventually link everypony here together at a physical location in the event of an apocalypse.
Oh sweet Luna, can we really do that?
I don't know, but we'd be an unstoppable team if we did.
Just a swarm of bronies ready the love and tolerate them to death? lol
Our bonds of friendship and lessons learned from the ponies would see us through safely. Nothing can really be gained from loving and tolerating zombies; if anything, figure out some way to interact with them through chemical stimulus. Don't just walk up to them and get bitten.
Divide by zero.
And if that don't work, sound cannon anyone?
Sure sound may attract them, but I can also kill if used correctly.
If you divide by zero you will definetely destroy all zombies. But yourself too. And myself too. And the entire universe too. So It's not a really good idea.
Quote from: ~Durpy on 2013 Mar 18, 11:32:55
Divide by zero.
And if that don't work, sound cannon anyone?
Sure sound may attract them, but I can also kill if used correctly.
Of course, a bass cannon! BRILLIANT ovO
simply run faster than the slowest person in the group im with :P
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 20, 20:42:30
simply run faster than the slowest person in the group im with :P
lol You're heartless, Lord! What will you do when they all get caught?
Quote from: ArtVeigar on 2013 Mar 20, 21:19:15
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 20, 20:42:30
simply run faster than the slowest person in the group im with :P
lol You're heartless, Lord! What will you do when they all get caught?
Obviously he would start teleporting spontaneously everywhere or he'll just stop moving completely, he'll be going faster than the slowest person and slower than the faster person.
Quote from: ArtVeigar on 2013 Mar 20, 21:19:15
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 20, 20:42:30
simply run faster than the slowest person in the group im with :P
lol You're heartless, Lord! What will you do when they all get caught?
once all the slower people are caught I just trip some of the people faster than me. Problem salved ;)
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 21, 01:31:23
Quote from: ArtVeigar on 2013 Mar 20, 21:19:15
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 20, 20:42:30
simply run faster than the slowest person in the group im with :P
lol You're heartless, Lord! What will you do when they all get caught?
once all the slower people are caught I just trip some of the people faster than me. Problem salved ;)
Note to self, run the same exact speed as Madness.
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Mar 22, 01:34:00
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 21, 01:31:23
Quote from: ArtVeigar on 2013 Mar 20, 21:19:15
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 20, 20:42:30
simply run faster than the slowest person in the group im with :P
lol You're heartless, Lord! What will you do when they all get caught?
once all the slower people are caught I just trip some of the people faster than me. Problem salved ;)
Note to self, run the same exact speed as Madness.
You are a wise individual.
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Mar 22, 01:34:00
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 21, 01:31:23
Quote from: ArtVeigar on 2013 Mar 20, 21:19:15
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 20, 20:42:30
simply run faster than the slowest person in the group im with :P
lol You're heartless, Lord! What will you do when they all get caught?
once all the slower people are caught I just trip some of the people faster than me. Problem salved ;)
Note to self, run the same exact speed as Madness.
If you use Madness as a way of transportation, let's say like a piggy back ride, you won't have to tire yourself out and when the zombies get to Madness, jump of and run with full energy.
... And if you show any sign of mercy, you can take him on your back and carry him to safety.
Quote from: Little Judas on 2013 Mar 23, 19:44:18
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 23, 19:27:15
Quote from: ComputerDeathglare on 2013 Mar 22, 01:34:00
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 21, 01:31:23
Quote from: ArtVeigar on 2013 Mar 20, 21:19:15
Quote from: Lord of Madness on 2013 Mar 20, 20:42:30
simply run faster than the slowest person in the group im with :P
lol You're heartless, Lord! What will you do when they all get caught?
once all the slower people are caught I just trip some of the people faster than me. Problem salved ;)
Note to self, run the same exact speed as Madness.
If you use Madness as a way of transportation, let's say like a piggy back ride, you won't have to tire yourself out and when the zombies get to Madness, jump of and run with full energy.
... And if you show any sign of mercy, you can take him on your back and carry him to safety.
That works, too.
My plan is to grab a wet-floor sign, it's the ultimate weapon for the apocolypse.
Edit: Dang, I'm the only one without a ponytar. I need to make one :P
Quote from: Charizard_2 on 2013 Apr 03, 18:43:37
My plan is to grab a wet-floor sign, it's the ultimate weapon for the apocolypse.
Edit: Dang, I'm the only one without a ponytar. I need to make one :P
Lol I don't even have an avatar, I don't even have an OC as I suck at naming
My plan: make a super secret base in my attic. Buy a ton of weapons. Most importantly buy lots of canned foods and super computers lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Gather as much supplies as possible and find a safe place to live.
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QuoteGather as much supplies as possible and find a safe place to live.
lol justin beiber I APPROVE and tobuscus YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That list of the Z.A.T. is perfect! lol
... Although I'd have a lot more people on my team. Like everypony on this forum, for example.
Do what Deadrising has learned me......
Dress as a 70's woman and tricycle trough the hordes of the undead.....
Nuclear skittles ovO
does 9001 d6 dmg ovO
My new plan weaponize cookies then give them to zombies lol
Find out the portal in Nazi zombies is actually the portal to Equestria, then take it and go leave the undead planet and live in a peaceful one.