The oddest thing you have ever said

[Chishio Kunrin]

"Turn left at the Batman symbol. Oh, my bad, that's an arrow." - While riding in the car with my mom last Saturday

"Good sir, it seems that you are a floating hat." - While playing Second Life with Trege

[ComputerDeathglare]

"No one like you, box! Just-just go die!"


I told a box to die. A cardboard box to die.


Pyro logic, do not question.

[Driftless Night]

Yelled at my lil' bro saying "BOY! GO GET ME MY PRINGLE!" (I really wanted Pringles..)

[Chishio Kunrin]

"I'm Community Relations. I spell dead 'daed'. DAYYYD!"

[super_chris85]

apparently i have a bacon fetish

[White Prism]

[glow=darkgreen,2,300]Went a bit much into creative torture explanations, maked the people hearing twitch on mental pain

All started speaking of ponies what deserve punishment and pain[/glow]

[AAA13]

Probably this:
"You want to see me put my foot in my mouth?"

Or maybe this:
"*insert name of little brother here*, meet Steve! He's my best friend. What do you mean you can't see him? Hes that wall, hes standing right there!"

That first one was said totally normal and the Steve thing happened when I was on a sugar high... and later that day I crashed...

[super_chris85]

Watch me put my legs over my head

[ComputerDeathglare]

"No, it's alright. I know how to hide the body."

[Chishio Kunrin]

"Bunnyloaf!"

[Lord of Madness]

Every single post here is pure gold. Just wanted you all to know that 

[rhyme writer]

Dad: How about this car? It even has plenty of space so you can fit all the groceries in there.

Mom:That's not how you measure space.

Me: Yeah, you measure it by how many bodies you can stash in the trunk.

Mom: Exactly!

When I got my license, me and my parents went car shopping. Found a car that looked really small but was huge on the inside.

[Laebenal]

Most of the discussions that I have with my friends could be added here, but as I said earlier I can't translate them well enough.

[Chishio Kunrin]

"Nicolaus Copernicus's four hundre-- Five hundred fif-- ff ff... Five. hundred. fourtieth. birthday. I can math."