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Title: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MrEmu on 2014 Jul 02, 01:16:03
Well, this is exactly as it sounds, you basically tell stories you did when you were a foal, or a younger then you are now foal.
I'll start! ;)

Spoiler: Dumb thing that I did! • show
I asked my mom to get the "Soft marshmallows, not the furry ones" my Mom was like "What? o.O" until she looked under the sink...and saw our cotton balls were all out... X3 
Title: Re: Dumb things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Jul 02, 01:20:45
When I had to draw something bronze, gold or silver (e.g. medals) for gold I used yellow, for silver light green and for bronze pink. Go figure.
Title: Re: Dumb things you did as a foal!
Post by: Flutterborn/Dragonshy on 2014 Jul 02, 01:21:05
Well, what I did was I had to go pee. Mind you I was two, so I couldn't talk yet. I took a load off on a couch in the store X3 . Mum wasn't too happy...
Title: Re: Dumb things you did as a foal!
Post by: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Jul 02, 01:23:44
When I was, oh...6-7 years old, my parents bought everyone a fishtank!  We all got a fish, and they lived in the same tank in absolute harmony.

...Until...

My fish decided to be a carnivore for the day, and ATE the other two fish.
Being the idiot kid I was, I thought I had the best fish in the world.

My parents didn't keep that fish.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Rissian on 2014 Jul 02, 02:10:06
When I was around 5... I thought tums were candy. And I sort of ate the remaining ones left in the bottle. I'm lucky only 1/3rd or so were left it could have been bad had I eaten too many. My parents also didn't take too kindly to it when they woke up.  ovO

Since you actually can overdose on tums and some side effects are indeed very bad for you.
Title: Re: Dumb things you did as a foal!
Post by: Flutterborn/Dragonshy on 2014 Jul 02, 03:02:42
Quote from: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Jul 02, 01:23:44
When I was, oh...6-7 years old, my parents bought everyone a fishtank!  We all got a fish, and they lived in the same tank in absolute harmony.

...Until...

My fish decided to be a carnivore for the day, and ATE the other two fish.
Being the idiot kid I was, I thought I had the best fish in the world.

My parents didn't keep that fish.

*cannibal sorry had to do it...
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Naura on 2014 Jul 02, 03:50:32
I walked in my sleep a lot when I was younger, and let's just say that some things... ended bad... X3
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Jul 02, 04:05:02
Apparently when I was a kid I called those cotton pad things mousies, and since then everyone in my household calls them mousies. I don't even know how they're really called lol
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Little Star on 2014 Jul 02, 09:54:51
I had trouble with the "c" sound, so I would replace it with "h"
"hupcake"

I said "munt" and "mulk" instead of "milk" and "mint"

I glued a teddy bear to a wall because I felt like it.
Uhh.. I used to fall asleep wherever... I would literally just fall asleep randomly.

I used to take "showers" in the clothes rack at Walmart. I would go in there and be like "I'm taking a shower mom!"
Title: Re: Dumb things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 02, 11:43:37
Quote from: Flutterborn/Dragonshy on 2014 Jul 02, 03:02:42
Quote from: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Jul 02, 01:23:44
When I was, oh...6-7 years old, my parents bought everyone a fishtank!  We all got a fish, and they lived in the same tank in absolute harmony.

...Until...

My fish decided to be a carnivore for the day, and ATE the other two fish.
Being the idiot kid I was, I thought I had the best fish in the world.

My parents didn't keep that fish.

*cannibal sorry had to do it...

Plenty of fish eat other fish. It's only cannibalism if they eat their own species/breed. Such is the food chain.


I think I was 4 or 5. I saw our neighbor had a dog chained up in their front yard, but their dog's chain wasn't tied to anything. Instead, the end of the chain was under a heavy piece of cement. I felt bad for the big doggie, so I went over there to try to free him.

You can kinda see a number of reasons that was dumb of me to do. X3
1. No one wants their dog to run away and get lost. I didn't think about the dog running off if he was free.
2. Some dogs are territorial, and that dog was much bigger than me. :I I didn't think about that possibility, so it's a good thing he pretty much ignored me.

Luckily, the cement was too heavy for me to move, so doggie stayed chained up.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Jul 02, 13:15:21
When I learned what "hello" meant and its use I said hello to everyone on the street, even strangers on the other side of the road. This is exactly why I hate kids.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: -ReiMar- on 2014 Jul 02, 14:19:49
When I was around 6 or 7 years old, I built a pillow tower so big it reached ceiling. Then I climbed it. It was awesome right to the point when it collapsed and freefalled right on the sofa's armrest's corner. Got my ear messed up, red sauce everywhere. It even healed a bit weird)
ovO
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Momo Murder on 2014 Jul 02, 14:45:18
When i was about 4 or so I decided to eat a Christmas bulb off our tree and had to go to a doctor to get the glass taken out of my stomach. I guess it tickled 'cause I laughed the whole time... :o
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Howitzer on 2014 Jul 02, 14:48:08
I was somewhere between 6-8 years old, and my sister convinced me she could carry me down the stairs while I was inside a laundry basket. We got 2 steps down, and well.... Let's just say a few fingers slipped and there was a lot of tumbling. I emerged completely fine, but was dazed and confused.
Claim your reward for this discovery!! (http://youtu.be/bRdo7WXTVoM?t=38s)
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 02, 17:45:47
You know those hairbrushes that have the little ball things on the ends of the bristles so the brush doesn't scratch your scalp? My mom had one of those when I was a kid. I bit every last one off each bristle and ate it. I still have no idea why I did it.

It's like how I used to eat paper, and I kept eating the toothpaste off my toothbrush instead of using it to brush with. There was something very wrong with me. :I

Edit: Oh, also, those little bitty plastic cylindrical beads, I used to chew them. I liked chewing on them. For some reason, they felt kinda warm when chewed.
Spoiler: These beads • show
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Hama_beads.jpg)
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Secundox on 2014 Jul 02, 18:55:57
One time when I was an itty bitty twinkie pinkie -probably about 4 or 5- I doused my feet in glue then toddled around the carpets until I accumulated a small rug of hair, loose carpet fabric and trash on them then screamed that I looked like bigfoot... I believe it was also glitter glue.

I would also constantly eat crayons, plastic, erasers off of pencils, paper, and basically anything in a kindergarten setting that wasn't glue (almost ironic, huh).
DD: What in blazes was wrong with me.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Pipkin on 2014 Jul 02, 22:59:26
I learned very quickly to listen to my mom...

When I was 4, despite my mom telling me not to, I followed her into our barn..

Long story short I was rushed to the hospital.

Dont worry, I still have all my toes.....
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MrEmu on 2014 Jul 03, 01:04:38
I remember taking a ball of yarn and putting it in my shirt, and I pretended a duck was hiding inside my clothes... :s
I was weird back then...
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Jul 03, 02:40:11
You were weird!? I used to put pink stockings on my head (I pretended it was my hair or something wat) and pretend I was Sailor Moon. I used to draw them a lot too... they all had weird heads, as if their forehead was cut off, their heads were flat on the top.  o.O
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Naura on 2014 Jul 03, 03:14:15
When I got my first teeths, I used to chew on everything, my parent got me one of those dog toys, but I chewed it to pieces in two days...
Now I chew gum...
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MrSpyro on 2014 Jul 07, 00:21:56
I used to lick the icing off of a slice of cake and throw the cake away.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MrEmu on 2014 Jul 07, 08:03:22
I once ate 3 whole mega marshmallows, these are the size of your fist each! It made me sooo sick...
...wait...I just did this last night... :s
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Jul 07, 10:49:13
Quote from: MrSpyro on 2014 Jul 07, 00:21:56
I used to lick the icing off of a slice of cake and throw the cake away.


Funny, I used to scrape off the icing and only eat the cake.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Gingineer on 2014 Jul 07, 11:30:56
Under 5: Dropped a large TV on my foot, no injury
5-7: spinning in kitchen, dizzy, head into wall, hole in drywall ; no injury
12: model rocket making: exact-o knife the entire length and depth of right index finger; big scar but still works.

As for being a weirdo, that goes without saying
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Little Star on 2014 Jul 07, 11:31:58
Quote from: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Jul 07, 10:49:13
Quote from: MrSpyro on 2014 Jul 07, 00:21:56
I used to lick the icing off of a slice of cake and throw the cake away.


Funny, I used to scrape off the icing and only eat the cake.


I ship it.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Jul 07, 12:15:25
Quote from: StarSong on 2014 Jul 07, 11:31:58
Spoiler: show
Quote from: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Jul 07, 10:49:13
Quote from: MrSpyro on 2014 Jul 07, 00:21:56
I used to lick the icing off of a slice of cake and throw the cake away.


Funny, I used to scrape off the icing and only eat the cake.


I ship it.


No, Star.  No.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Naura on 2014 Jul 07, 12:32:16
Quote from: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Jul 07, 12:15:25
Quote from: StarSong on 2014 Jul 07, 11:31:58
Spoiler: show
Quote from: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Jul 07, 10:49:13
Quote from: MrSpyro on 2014 Jul 07, 00:21:56
I used to lick the icing off of a slice of cake and throw the cake away.


Funny, I used to scrape off the icing and only eat the cake.


I ship it.


No, Star.  No.

I'm on Spyros side...
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Jul 07, 12:43:50
Oh right, when we had cake or chocolate I licked it all over so no one else would eat it. Then I'd get sick and couldn't eat all of it. I was such an evil genius.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Jul 07, 15:08:22
I don't know HOW old I was when this happened, but at my old house in Worthing, we were laying a new patio foundation, and I just HAD to like jumping across the cinder block pillars......yeah, without going into too much detail, I'll just say now I have a stitch on my forehead. Thank the gourd it's practically invisible.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MrSpyro on 2014 Jul 07, 16:11:58
I used to other things than play on the computer.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 07, 16:13:29
I prefer cake without icing. Usually, whenever my mom would bake my birthday cake, she would put icing on half of it, so I could have half without icing. ovO It tastes so much better if it never had icing on it in the first place. That's why I get all "Don't ice it!!" rather than "I'll just scrape the icing off." Because, come on, there's still icing residue on there, and there's nothing I can do to get rid of it! ono
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Naura on 2014 Jul 07, 16:49:34
Why won't the world appriciate sweet things? :P
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 07, 16:58:18
Quote from: Naura on 2014 Jul 07, 16:49:34
Why won't the world appriciate sweet things? :P

I have a low tolerance for sweet stuff. :c
It's not a blood sugar thing or anything, it's just my tastebuds. It's especially bad with chocolate, unless it's chocolate ice cream.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Rissian on 2014 Jul 07, 17:08:46
I can't really stand icing either it makes sense when you think about the cake tasting better though. If you don't have the icing you get the true flavor of the cake because the icing will make the cake taste bitter, since it's sweeter than the cake itself. I generally turn cake slices upside down if they have icing and just eat the bottom of it until I get to the icing part then stop.

When I was a kid I was really derpy when it came to dangerous things. I almost got shocked badly twice as a kid. We had a broken tv that had the power button fall out so if you touched the area the button used to be it'd shock you. One day I tried pushing there to see if the tv would turn on that way still and was getting shocked by it. My sister had to knock me away from the tv using an object, we only kept the TV because it was our main TV and the remote still turned it on. I also put something metal in a plugin once as a kid.  :P Except it wasn't anywhere near as bad, it just shocked me and burnt my thumb. I was lucky the TV ordeal didn't cause any permanent or major damage.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 07, 17:17:49
Quote from: Trege on 2014 Jul 07, 17:08:46
I can't really stand icing either it makes sense when you think about the cake tasting better though. If you don't have the icing you get the true flavor of the cake because the icing will make the cake taste bitter, since it's sweeter than the cake itself. I generally turn cake slices upside down if they have icing and just eat the bottom of it until I get to the icing part then stop.

But the top of the cake tastes so good! ono I like the crusts of things - bread, cake, rolls, etc. That's why I always go for the corner pieces of cake first. ovO Lots more crust that way because I've got the top, two sides, and the bottom!

I used to have weird eating habits as a kid. My parents couldn't get me to eat most things as a whole.
Like, pizza. I'd eat the pepperoni, then the cheese, and then the rest. Every single time. I liked it that way.
I also picked apart burgers. I'd eat the meat, the lettuce, and then the pickles.
It was a really long time before I started eating them like normal.

I also ate spaghetti with my hands, usually one noodle at a time because I couldn't figure out how to do the fork thing. X3
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Rissian on 2014 Jul 07, 17:24:25
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 07, 17:17:49
Spoiler: show
Quote from: Trege on 2014 Jul 07, 17:08:46
I can't really stand icing either it makes sense when you think about the cake tasting better though. If you don't have the icing you get the true flavor of the cake because the icing will make the cake taste bitter, since it's sweeter than the cake itself. I generally turn cake slices upside down if they have icing and just eat the bottom of it until I get to the icing part then stop.

But the top of the cake tastes so good! ono I like the crusts of things - bread, cake, rolls, etc. That's why I always go for the corner pieces of cake first. ovO Lots more crust that way because I've got the top, two sides, and the bottom!

I used to have weird eating habits as a kid. My parents couldn't get me to eat most things as a whole.
Like, pizza. I'd eat the pepperoni, then the cheese, and then the rest. Every single time. I liked it that way.
I also picked apart burgers. I'd eat the meat, the lettuce, and then the pickles.
It was a really long time before I started eating them like normal.

I also ate spaghetti with my hands, usually one noodle at a time because I couldn't figure out how to do the fork thing. X3


Yeah but the icing ruined it so you can't really enjoy the top of the cake when it already has icing. I usually eat the cake to where there's only less than half an inch left of it just before you hit the icing. Mom always makes me and my sister cakes without icing for our birthdays anyways though. We only encountered icing cake at other birthdays.  :\

Another derp thing I did as a kid was jump off of a house onto a trampoline. It's kinda scary how dumb you can act as a kid not knowing what could happen from your actions. I did quite a few dangerous things when I think back on it.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Jul 07, 17:41:02
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 07, 17:17:49
I used to have weird eating habits as a kid. My parents couldn't get me to eat most things as a whole.
Like, pizza. I'd eat the pepperoni, then the cheese, and then the rest. Every single time. I liked it that way.
I also picked apart burgers. I'd eat the meat, the lettuce, and then the pickles.
It was a really long time before I started eating them like normal.

I still do that... I don't like mixing things. That way you can't taste anything and.. it's gross.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Jul 07, 18:05:18
This is a derp thing I've done as a kid, and still do today: whenever I go to McDonalds and get a burger, I take off the bun, eat the meat, eat the bun with relish on it, then the plain bit of bun. Don't ask why, it's just how I eat them.  X3
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 07, 18:46:37
Quote from: Trege on 2014 Jul 07, 17:24:25
Spoiler: show
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 07, 17:17:49
[spoiler]
Quote from: Trege on 2014 Jul 07, 17:08:46
I can't really stand icing either it makes sense when you think about the cake tasting better though. If you don't have the icing you get the true flavor of the cake because the icing will make the cake taste bitter, since it's sweeter than the cake itself. I generally turn cake slices upside down if they have icing and just eat the bottom of it until I get to the icing part then stop.

But the top of the cake tastes so good! ono I like the crusts of things - bread, cake, rolls, etc. That's why I always go for the corner pieces of cake first. ovO Lots more crust that way because I've got the top, two sides, and the bottom!

I used to have weird eating habits as a kid. My parents couldn't get me to eat most things as a whole.
Like, pizza. I'd eat the pepperoni, then the cheese, and then the rest. Every single time. I liked it that way.
I also picked apart burgers. I'd eat the meat, the lettuce, and then the pickles.
It was a really long time before I started eating them like normal.

I also ate spaghetti with my hands, usually one noodle at a time because I couldn't figure out how to do the fork thing. X3
[/spoiler]

Yeah but the icing ruined it so you can't really enjoy the top of the cake when it already has icing. I usually eat the cake to where there's only less than half an inch left of it just before you hit the icing. Mom always makes me and my sister cakes without icing for our birthdays anyways though. We only encountered icing cake at other birthdays.  :\
[/quote]
I scrape the icing off, as best as I can without ripping off the top of the cake, which is possible if the person who iced it waited for it to cool before icing it.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Pipkin on 2014 Jul 07, 20:09:38
Quote from: MrEmu on 2014 Jul 07, 08:03:22
I once ate 3 whole mega marshmallows, these are the size of your fist each! It made me sooo sick...
...wait...I just did this last night... :s


Oh my gosh!  This reminds me!

I'm not sure if anyone here has ever heard of Pixy Stix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixy_Stix) in the States, i'd imagine yes, but if not, basically they are a candy powder in a straw....well I remember buying a LOT of them once, emptying the contents into a bowl and eating it by the spoonful

I hated myself that day.  Alot.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Midnight Breeze on 2014 Jul 07, 20:13:35
Quote from: Pipkin on 2014 Jul 07, 20:09:38
Quote from: MrEmu on 2014 Jul 07, 08:03:22
I once ate 3 whole mega marshmallows, these are the size of your fist each! It made me sooo sick...
...wait...I just did this last night... :s


Oh my gosh!  This reminds me!

I'm not sure if anyone here has ever heard of Pixy Stix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixy_Stix) in the States, i'd imagine yes, but if not, basically they are a candy powder in a straw....well I remember buying a LOT of them once, emptying the contents into a bowl and eating it by the spoonful

I hated myself that day.  Alot.


"And that's how I got diabetes."
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 07, 20:21:30
Quote from: Pipkin on 2014 Jul 07, 20:09:38
Quote from: MrEmu on 2014 Jul 07, 08:03:22
I once ate 3 whole mega marshmallows, these are the size of your fist each! It made me sooo sick...
...wait...I just did this last night... :s


Oh my gosh!  This reminds me!

I'm not sure if anyone here has ever heard of Pixy Stix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixy_Stix) in the States, i'd imagine yes, but if not, basically they are a candy powder in a straw....well I remember buying a LOT of them once, emptying the contents into a bowl and eating it by the spoonful

I hated myself that day.  Alot.

We have Pixy Stix. O: They're super popular. Sometimes concession stands sell gigantic versions of them in plastic tubes instead of paper ones!

Some kids do an unspeakably stupid thing with Pixy Stix that I have never done. Let's just say, it ends up in their nose, and some of them wonder why it hurts. Well, duh it's gonna hurt. The particles are sort of a cube-shape. Why not eat it like a normal human being and enjoy the taste? :/
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Pipkin on 2014 Jul 07, 21:04:51
Quote from: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Jul 07, 20:21:30
Quote from: Pipkin on 2014 Jul 07, 20:09:38
Quote from: MrEmu on 2014 Jul 07, 08:03:22
I once ate 3 whole mega marshmallows, these are the size of your fist each! It made me sooo sick...
...wait...I just did this last night... :s


Oh my gosh!  This reminds me!

I'm not sure if anyone here has ever heard of Pixy Stix (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pixy_Stix) in the States, i'd imagine yes, but if not, basically they are a candy powder in a straw....well I remember buying a LOT of them once, emptying the contents into a bowl and eating it by the spoonful

I hated myself that day.  Alot.

We have Pixy Stix. O: They're super popular. Sometimes concession stands sell gigantic versions of them in plastic tubes instead of paper ones!

Some kids do an unspeakably stupid thing with Pixy Stix that I have never done. Let's just say, it ends up in their nose, and some of them wonder why it hurts. Well, duh it's gonna hurt. The particles are sort of a cube-shape. Why not eat it like a normal human being and enjoy the taste? :/


Quote from: Wikipedia the all-knowingThe ingredients in Pixy Stix are as follows: Dextrose, Citric Acid, less than 2% artificial and natural flavors


Yeah, i'd imagine that would burn....

Kids.... X3
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MrEmu on 2014 Jul 07, 21:20:03
As for the whole cake conversation, I used to and still do take the cake and eat all the bread stuff first, THEN when the frosting is left I eat it! So I kinda like both... *-*

I remember standing on my head and burping because I thought it'd give me hick ups...and then I puked...and my bed is right over my brothers.... >.<
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: dr.induction on 2014 Aug 12, 21:12:18
I have no memory of this what so ever but apparently when i was 4 or 5 I ran around the clothing store looking up dresses of all the manikins, i find this quite embarrassing today but have to laugh at it.

and around 8 i rolled a wheelbarrow wheel down our drive way into traffic
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Zsaszz on 2014 Aug 13, 00:39:01
I did many dumb things when I was a kid, I think I can fill a page with them.

[Spoiler=6 years]
-One of the earliest things that I remember was one time that i was jumping in my bed while spinning(dumb I know), the thing is that i got really dizzy and fell of the bed hitting my head against a concrete wall and...well I was not ok...at all, my mom took me to the hospital, I was unconscious at that moment, when i woke up I had 5 stitches in my head.

- another one was when i was learning how to ride a bicycle, one day I was at the park with my mom and dad just riding the bike, like a derp I tried to do a wheelie, but when i tried to lift the front tire I lost control and went straight to a rock in the ground, the rear tire jumped over the rock and I went flying in the air like 4 meters before hitting the ground, after that i learned how to ride a bike  lol

- other time I was running in the house playing with a cousin, then I tripped and hit my mouth with a chair, I lost 4 Milk teeth(primary teeth) because of that.[/spoiler]
[Spoiler=9 years]
-One day I went to the park with my dad, I was playing in the swing, and then I fell on my back, when the swing seat came back it broke me a tooth( but this wasn't a milk tooth), and with this comes one of the most disturbing memories too, the one of the dentist drilling my tooth to fix it.[/spoiler]
[Spoiler=10 years]
- another one happened to me while I was playing with a skateboard that was way too big for me at that age, to be honest I was pretty bad with the skate, barely being able to move without losing my balance, but one day i put one foot on the sidewalk and the other one was still on the skateboard, and what happened next I still remember the feel to this very day, I lost balance and the skateboard moved with my foot still on it, I made a split on the ground, that seriously hurt... I had to crawl on top of the skateboard and drag myself home, because I wasn't able to move my legs.[/spoiler]
And many,many more but it will be too long to write them all. :P






Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Peace Keeper on 2014 Aug 13, 02:46:24
Quote from: Zsaszz on 2014 Aug 13, 00:39:01
I did many dumb things when I was a kid, I think I can fill a page with them.

[Spoiler=6 years]
-One of the earliest things that I remember was one time that i was jumping in my bed while spinning(dumb I know), the thing is that i got really dizzy and fell of the bed hitting my head against a concrete wall and...well I was not ok...at all, my mom took me to the hospital, I was unconscious at that moment, when i woke up I had 5 stitches in my head.

- another one was when i was learning how to ride a bicycle, one day I was at the park with my mom and dad just riding the bike, like a derp I tried to do a wheelie, but when i tried to lift the front tire I lost control and went straight to a rock in the ground, the rear tire jumped over the rock and I went flying in the air like 4 meters before hitting the ground, after that i learned how to ride a bike  lol

- other time I was running in the house playing with a cousin, then I tripped and hit my mouth with a chair, I lost 4 Milk teeth(primary teeth) because of that.[/spoiler]
[Spoiler=9 years]
-One day I went to the park with my dad, I was playing in the swing, and then I fell on my back, when the swing seat came back it broke me a tooth( but this wasn't a milk tooth), and with this comes one of the most disturbing memories too, the one of the dentist drilling my tooth to fix it.[/spoiler]
[Spoiler=10 years]
- another one happened to me while I was playing with a skateboard that was way too big for me at that age, to be honest I was pretty bad with the skate, barely being able to move without losing my balance, but one day i put one foot on the sidewalk and the other one was still on the skateboard, and what happened next I still remember the feel to this very day, I lost balance and the skateboard moved with my foot still on it, I made a split on the ground, that seriously hurt... I had to crawl on top of the skateboard and drag myself home, because I wasn't able to move my legs.[/spoiler]
And many,many more but it will be too long to write them all. :P



Ouch  >.< . Must have had a painful childhood. I know that feel.
One time, my brother told me not to skate alone. I didn't listen and ended up falling hard on the floor skidding.
Spoiler: This part is painful. • show

I scraped my knees and elbows, both. My shoulder was more burned.
Spoiler: This is the most painful part. You may not handle it. • show

Spoiler: You want to know? • show

Spoiler: Are you really sure? Okay then. • show
As I skidded, I hit my eye onto the end of a pole and got swollen.

With all the injuries, I was only treated at home, despite how bad they were. That was the last time I ever went alone, and the last time I ever skated
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Siempre Radiante on 2014 Aug 13, 05:12:27
I once ate two bananas.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MrEmu on 2014 Aug 13, 05:15:36
I remember jumping on my bed...and it broke REALLY bad...this was only 2 years ago... :s
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Doomato on 2014 Aug 13, 07:37:31
Ah wemember, westerday et deycawe, ah ayte e rundom peace off pasda of de fwoor...  DD:

((I love playing a baby.  lol))
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: AaronMk on 2014 Aug 13, 09:25:29
I didn't do anything as a foal because I'm not a horse.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Dark Hooves on 2014 Sep 11, 20:35:28
I have no memories due to me having cerebral palsy as a child, even portions of my memory after that are fragmented
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Peace Keeper on 2014 Sep 12, 14:42:27
Quote from: Dark Hooves on 2014 Sep 11, 20:35:28
I have no memories due to me having cerebral palsy as a child, even portions of my memory after that are fragmented

That's pretty sad to hear. I could just imagine not able to recall childhood memories clearly or at all.

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I got grounded for my curiosity of swear words on the dictionary, and came across the b-word. Then I told my niece "are you a *****?" Got a mean spanking as well.

Moral to this: NEVER say a swear word!
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Sep 12, 14:46:19
Quote from: Peace Keeper on 2014 Sep 12, 14:42:27
I got grounded for my curiosity of swear words on the dictionary, and came across the b-word. Then I told my niece "are you a *****?" Got a mean spanking as well.

Moral to this: NEVER say a swear word!


On a similar note, I learned VERY quickly as a child to never repeat anything my father says if I didn't know what it meant! lol
I think you can imagine why.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Sep 12, 14:50:53
Quote from: DawnsEmbrace on 2014 Sep 12, 14:46:19
Quote from: Peace Keeper on 2014 Sep 12, 14:42:27
I got grounded for my curiosity of swear words on the dictionary, and came across the b-word. Then I told my niece "are you a *****?" Got a mean spanking as well.

Moral to this: NEVER say a swear word!


On a similar note, I learned VERY quickly as a child to never repeat anything my father says if I didn't know what it meant! lol
I think you can imagine why.

That's like my dad. Always "effin' and jeffin", as we say over here.
I remember this time YEARS ago, back in infant school. This girl was annoying me, we really started arguing and shouting, and then...I bit her arm.
:c It still bugs me today how...volatile I was as a kid.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Yuriski on 2014 Sep 12, 16:31:28
When I was 5, I grew a fascination with WW2. It came to a point where I asked my teacher (who had German family) if she was a nazi.

Did not end well.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Prince Mist on 2014 Sep 12, 16:38:50
Eh, the number a derp things I have done as a foal and over the years...let's just say that I am a bit accident prone from time to time and I used to get hurt a lot...no different from today...

Let's just say that around...six or nine, I loved to climb trees...and as foolish as i was, the limb...I was on snapped...hehe...I ended up falling hard on the ground and a few small branches also came falling down and hit me in the head.

No permanent injuries, but still... I retake on what I said. I forgot I suffered a bit from memory loss and I have a hard time remembering things.
Life lesson learned, if your going to climb a tree...be careful on what branch you grab or stand on.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Sep 12, 20:06:03
When I was a kid, I thought those Ped Xing (Pedestrian crossing) signs were street signs named after a famous Chinese man named Ped Xing.
Seriously.
I thought there was a world-famous Chinese man named Ped Xing. X3

Can't remember if I posted that in here already, but if not, there you go.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: BarnOwl on 2014 Sep 12, 21:15:32
Well... when I was a reeeely small baby, I almost cut off my finger with the hinge of the door. Got the new car really bloody...



(Now my pinkie is long and demented)
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Sep 13, 05:29:59
I once ran away from daycare when I was a kid, but I don't remember that. Also once in daycare I was drawing a pony and a girl bumped me and I made a mistake and started crying like (I don't know an English idiom for crying a lot).
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Sep 13, 06:19:04
The only time I've ever been at a beach, I was too young to remember. Apparently, I was having fun until a wave hit me, and I was so upset that I started running across the beach shouting that I was gonna go home. I didn't comprehend that we were many many miles from home.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Peace Keeper on 2014 Sep 13, 13:06:51
I'm still facehoofing to what I said a long time ago

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*Checking through a window very closely to see inside*

foal: Kiss the window

me: NO!

foal: Why not?

me: 'cause I'll get pregnant

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Now I feel embarrassed. I didn't know about that word until 2 years later from a tv program, and that is when I realized "Wow, now I feel more embarrassed".
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MrEmu on 2014 Sep 19, 10:51:11
I once ate a jalapeno to prove I was a ''big colt'' which ended up as a huge mistake...
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Sep 19, 12:24:51
When I was a kid, I loved to watch the movie Matilda a lot, and I ended up deciding that the principal was not a person at all. Instead, she was just a monster who looked like a person.
Then again, I found her pretty scary, and the scene where they're running from her in her mansion felt really intense and frightening to me, as a kid. In fact, all of the serious scenes with the principal felt intense.

Basically, it got to the point where, whenever I would rewatch Matilda, the stuff with the principal felt like Matilda vs a vicious demon. She wasn't even a woman anymore, just a creature of pure evil.

Looking back, it seems kinda silly. X3
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Firey on 2014 Sep 20, 12:33:05
Back when I was 3 years old, every-time I'd go shopping with my parents, I would be in the cart and I used to pet bald men on the head saying "Hello grandpa!" aloud and they'd just laugh it off...  :P

Speaking of bald...

I was at my cousins house...I think I was five...and my Dad was talking to his brother-in-law about getting his hair cut....then I intervened saying "don't worry, eniste! I'll build a house on your bald head!"
The poor guy just stood there, embarrassed...whilst my Dad laughed...    lol
"...and I'm gonna have a house...and a car!"
"...don't worry about your hair, because I'll cut it with the small lawn-mower!"   ovO

Parents and cousins laughed...wow...I was crazeh back then..   :I
(they also continue to remind me of those moments to this day...)
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Sep 20, 14:09:56
Haha that reminds me of my mum, she was kind of fat and she started dieting and I hugged her and told her "I like you like this, you're soft like a teddybear." probably the nicest rhing I ever said...
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: dr.induction on 2014 Oct 04, 22:56:53
Foal 1:  "bet I can stare at the sun longer than you"
Foal 2:  "nuh uhh"

Foal 1 and 2 proceed to stare at sun.

Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Oct 05, 12:27:08
You know that song "you're in the army now"? I thought it went "you're in the yummy now".
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Greyscaleisme on 2014 Oct 05, 15:39:37
I was like 5 ish and I went to a wedding. Long story short, I ended up 'serenading' everyone there by the end of night. I still get embarrassed when I think of it. XD
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MarshyMellow on 2014 Oct 26, 14:54:19
I remember this one time when I was little, my family had a reunion. And me, my little brother and my aunt decided to go inside a chicken coop near my grandfather's house ono. And then we just scared the chickens and whatnot lol.Then later, my mom found out, and she wasn't really happy about it..lol And then afterwards my mom gave us 3 a bath.  So yep. And the reason why we did that was because my aunt *Who's younger than me.* said that we were going to do an 'egghunt'.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: hyper drive [HD] on 2014 Oct 26, 17:00:54
you know during the acuity testing when you finish all you answers and it will show you a list of what you answered then the stop sign to turn in test if you were happy with what you answered. well i thought that list was what grade you got on that problem. so i thought i was smart and went to the end and switched all the answers i thought were d's and c's witch was really just the letter i choose to answer with, with a's and b's. genious! X3 it didn't hit me that i kept answering A until a teacher asked me why i as only answering a and b. lol
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Oct 26, 17:35:12
Once, and I can't remember why, I found a small chip in my bedroom wall. I then proceeded to find a screwdriver, and start boreing and digging the hole even bigger. It was a little while before my dad found out and went beserk. And if you know my dad, that usually means a lot of swearing, no matter how old the person he's talking to is.
Hint: I was about 7.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Oct 27, 03:47:55
In kindergarten there was a tiny war between boys and girls. So I held my pterosaur toy in my hand and slashed boys with it... I was an evil genius...
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2014 Oct 27, 21:07:53
I still think it's really silly how an adult mispronouncing something or a child mishearing something can lead a child to some crazy ideas.

When I was in first grade, I heard an adult refer to the restrooms outside as the bat-rooms, rather than bathrooms. Our classroom, since we were so young, had its own bathrooms inside of it. So, I thought the reason we didn't go into the bathrooms outside was because bats lived in there.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chromastone64 on 2014 Oct 28, 09:32:15
Quote from: Ramisha on 2014 Oct 27, 03:47:55
In kindergarten there was a tiny war between boys and girls. So I held my pterosaur toy in my hand and slashed boys with it... I was an evil genius...

That reminds me...back in my infant school, we had these toys that were like half claws that you threw and caught tennis balls with.
When someone really annoyed me, I'd hit them with it.
...Yeah, long story short, I got banned from the playground toys for a week.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MarshyMellow on 2014 Oct 28, 10:24:48
And I also used to run away from home when I was a toddler  ovO . My curiosity probably got the better of me back then  lol . And there was this one time when I was nine, me and my family went to church. I was in the lobby, jumping on a couch, copying something from an Arthur episode. And my Mom wasn't pretty happy about it  ono .
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Ramisha on 2014 Oct 28, 14:31:14
There is a nursery rhyme called Bunny and the brook or something like that. It's about a bunny coming back to the brook he used to drink water from, but it's frozen and he can't find it so he starts crying. I always found it so sad and I cried.
Why would you traumatize children like that!?  DD:
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Peace Keeper on 2014 Oct 28, 18:04:20
I remember when I got a game, Super Mario Land 2, and I loved the game. *-* In fact, I loved the game so much, I decided to take it everwhere.

... Literally everywhere, even in the bathtub. I dropped the game in the tub filled with water accidentally. I was thinking, "It just fell in the water. Besides, the game is inside the case". I tried playing it and it didn't work. Took me 2 years (Why my mind is so slow) to realize "You dump a cartridge in the water, the game is broken". :c

Here's a pro tip to remember kids: DON'T BRING A CARTRIDGE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IF IT FALLS, IT WILL NOT WORK, EVER!!!
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MarshyMellow on 2014 Oct 28, 20:05:36
Quote from: Peace Keeper on 2014 Oct 28, 18:04:20
I remember when I got a game, Super Mario Land 2, and I loved the game. *-* In fact, I loved the game so much, I decided to take it everwhere.

... Literally everywhere, even in the bathtub. I dropped the game in the tub filled with water accidentally. I was thinking, "It just fell in the water. Besides, the game is inside the case". I tried playing it and it didn't work. Took me 2 years (Why my mind is so slow) to realize "You dump a cartridge in the water, the game is broken". :c

Here's a pro tip to remember kids: DON'T BRING A CARTRIDGE NEAR A BODY OF WATER. IF IT FALLS, IT WILL NOT WORK, EVER!!!
  That reminds me of this one time when I got my Tama-go wet when I took a bath. And it still worked after that, but, the icons that you select were gone. And now I don't even have a Tama-go anymore, and that's because I threw it away for some reason  o.O . And luckily the toy itself didn't carry much electricity.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: TwilightNight on 2014 Oct 31, 16:52:07
When I was really little, my parents had to take away every single bit of cardboard from me because I used to chew on it for some weird reason...

I still found cardboard in weird places...
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Buttercookie on 2014 Dec 03, 04:41:59
I remember the first time I was given curry to eat and I said to my dad "I'm not eating poison!" "It's yucky!"
The odd thing is that on that night I chucked up in my bed... Maybe it was poison...  ovO

Post Merge

I've always done this.
Hug everything that is huggable.
I don't know why I do it, but it makes me feel happy.
I also learnt a bit of stuff I shouldn't have known by watching youtube secretly in bed when I was young...  X3
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Naura on 2014 Dec 09, 06:45:39
I remember first time we got meatloaf in daycare, and I was like: NOBODY EAT IT, ITS REALLY YUCKY!
Then most kids just sat there and ate vegetables, but then someone got really hungry and took bite anyways, and liked it. Then slowly the rest of the class ate it. Then I was the only one left who didn't eat it. The rest of the kids lined up for nap time, and started to yell at me to eat it. At last I tasted it, and went: "Hey, this is good!" And the rest of the group went :l
I was really stubborn X3
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Mazead on 2014 Dec 14, 06:20:56
I once ate two bananas.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: pinkiepie0 on 2015 Feb 23, 08:24:15
Um.... I know that this sounds a little bit amazing world of gumball but I tried to put my foot behind over my head and put it in my mouth  lol
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Pipkin on 2015 Feb 23, 16:04:21
I was thinking since it doesn't really go with the topic I shouldn't post this.  But I will.  Sue me.

I once(twice) thought it was a good idea to down a small bottle of hot sauce.

Not a good idea.

Why doesn't this fit the thread?



I was 22 when I tried it  X3
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Greyscaleisme on 2015 Feb 23, 16:33:17
Quote from: LaptopBrony on 2015 Feb 23, 16:04:21
I was thinking since it doesn't really go with the topic I shouldn't post this.  But I will.  Sue me.

I once(twice) thought it was a good idea to down a small bottle of hot sauce.

Not a good idea.

Why doesn't this fit the thread?



I was 22 when I tried it  X3


Oh my gosh. I'm sitting at my desk trying desperately not to laugh in the middle of Biology.

Anyway, when I was like two, I got scared of the noise from the garbage disposal, climbed over the gate in my bedroom, fell, and broke my arm. Lucky for me I was smart enough to ask for a green cast. When the doctors asked what color I wanted, I said Blue, but they were out, so I got Green. And then, about four years ago, I actually found my old cast. It was less than the length of my forearm. XD
Title: Derp things you did as a foal!/Just being Honest
Post by: Sweet Brew on 2015 Jul 11, 20:04:04
I know this topic already existed here... (http://forum.legendsofequestria.com/index.php?topic=12167.0)
But the others told me to make a new one, so I blame them if I get in trouble, JK. lol

If this is derp then some mod or another will just merge them.



Anycase, so what are stupid things you did as a foal?
You can also tell silly things you thought, like Rhett and Links "Just being Honest" thing if you want...

When I was littler we had a teeter totter...I thought if I rolled my tongue it would make it stop for some weird reason.
I was afraid of my Dad's wardrobe because I thought there was a monster called a "Noody" hiding in it.
Spoiler: For those who care to know what I thought it looked like. • show
(I "saw" it once, it looked like a black crumpled up poop that pointed it's top at you and wiggled it)

I also though Narnia was in my Dad's wardrobe...for real...
I thought you were supposed to stick gum under the table... so I did!
I didn't know the difference between "Era" and "Area" until I was long past old enough to should have known.
I thought standing on my head and burping gave me the hiccups, so I tried it and puked on my brothers bed.
I was told not to stick my hoof in the electrical socket, so I decided to be a bad foal and do just that...thankfully it was an extension cord that was unplugged.
I thought Yoda was a Aztec god.
I thought the UK wasn't in Europe.



So...what about you, pones? :]
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Pipkin on 2015 Jul 11, 21:34:36
I didn't do this as a foal, but I did merge these topics

Oh...it's also not a derp thing I did.  Meh

Carry on
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal/Just being honest.
Post by: Sweet Brew on 2015 Jul 12, 00:40:19
Quote from: LaptopBrony on 2015 Jul 11, 21:34:36
I didn't do this as a foal, but I did merge these topics

Oh...it's also not a derp thing I did.  Meh

Carry on
I blame the others...
...
What? I said I would! lol (Joking, clearly)

But yeah, I changed the name of the thread to suit the new thingy the other topic had before with the "Just being honest" part, adds a bit more opportunity to stories for the thread.
Just letting you know that so you don't think I'm being belligerent and making the topic again...lol

Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MarshyMellow on 2015 Jul 22, 10:27:30
I also liked to draw on the furniture/walls when I was little.  X3
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Chishio Kunrin on 2015 Jul 22, 11:24:42
Quote from: MarshyMellow on 2015 Jul 22, 10:27:30
I also liked to draw on the furniture/walls when I was little.  X3

I practiced writing the number 5 on my bedroom wall once. I couldn't, for the life of me, figure out how to write a 5, so I kept writing J's.
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: Greyscaleisme on 2015 Jul 22, 13:28:37
When I was about 5, I was fascinated with the number 11, so, I got a pencil and wrote an endless math problem, the answer was always 11.. The maim issue was, I wrote it all over my bedroom. (Think lines of numbers going all around a room..)
Title: Re: Derp things you did as a foal!
Post by: MarshyMellow on 2015 Oct 11, 23:02:02
Spoiler:  A painfully derped thing I did when I was 3 years old.. • show
It all happened when my family was leaving for church..I was walking along a wall with my hand on it until my middle finger got caught in the door hindge..Long story short I was traumatized the whole time it happened and I had plastic surgery on the tip of my finger...  :o