ask a question and and get silly answers~

[moonbeam16]

It's a little bit afraid of the Earth.

If the Moon is afraid of the Earth, why doesn't it just run away?

[FeverishPegasus]

That's because the Moon secretly loves Earth, and just wont admit it.

Why doesn't the Moon just admit that?

[moonbeam16]

That's because the Moon secretly loves Earth, and just wont admit it.

Why doesn't the Moon just admit that?

(I'm going to be honest, I was hoping I would get this answer.  Thank you.)

Because it's also afraid of the Earth.

Why is the moon afraid of the Earth?

[FeverishPegasus]

(I'm going to be honest, I was hoping I would get this answer.  Thank you.)

(, no problem)

Because the Earth is just soooo kawaii.

Or maybe it's just because Earth is older. How old is the Earth compared to the moon again?

[moonbeam16]

Only about 13 million years older, so... I doubt it.

Why is the Moon attracted to the Earth in the first place?

[FeverishPegasus]

It has so many layers. Mysterious planets are attractive.

Why wont the Earth notice the moon?

[Spacecase101]

Because the Earth is a snob

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

[moonbeam16]

Well, if you go straight for the bite...

...what will happen?

[FeverishPegasus]

I can't say for sure, but you'd probably get the same effect dividing something by 0.

Why are some books so hard to read?

[moonbeam16]

They're made of stone, not paper.

Why are rocks so hard?

[Spacecase101]

To protect the creamy nougat inside.

Who do they get the creamy filling inside a Twinkie.

[moonbeam16]

Trees.

Why are people so focused on saving trees when algae and phytoplankton process so much more carbon dioxide?  The reason we have more CO₂ is because we're just putting so much more out.  Forget saving forests, let's have Twinkies!

[Julien999]

You didn't made any question. (You replied yourself to your own question)

Why Princess Twilight want you to buy Red Bull and drink it?

[FeverishPegasus]

I know it has to do with something that isn't lying to you, but I'm too lazy to look at Spacecase's profile picture.

Why is it hard to think when you're under pressure?

[Enjer]

Cause under pressure your blood concentrates, thickens and your metabolism slows down. So your brain doesn't get enough oxygen.

What am I doing here?

[moonbeam16]

Not noticing that I was asking why people care about trees, that's for sure.

Why was that question overlooked (I most certainly did NOT address that matter)?

[FeverishPegasus]

It is very easy to get the 'gist' of a message, but miss a vital detail. Curse you heuristics!

When are we going to get a spin-off MLP show?

[moonbeam16]

It's called Equestria Girls.

Why is Equestria Girls so unpopular?

[Spacecase101]

because their not ponies. (I thought they gained a little bit of popularity)

Why is Equestria no ruled by sammiches like everyone knows they should?

[moonbeam16]

Because Celestia decided to crush the sandwich population... BY EATING THEM.

Do we eat sandwiches alive?