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Lemon1b

Because of quantum indeterminacy.

Why are the aliens shy?

ScarletInk

Because they think they can't run around naked.

What am I?
"Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there, far from my home
A longing that I've never known"
- "Jack's Lament", Danny Elfman

Lemon1b

What ever you want to be. Imagination gives us infinite possibilities.

Why do flowers blossom in spring?

ScarletInk

Because they can't put on sweater during winter.

Why are snowflake all different?
"Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there, far from my home
A longing that I've never known"
- "Jack's Lament", Danny Elfman

Lemon1b

So they could distinguish one another.

Why are we even posting here?

ScarletInk

Because free time is an anguish and lazyness brings to sillyness.

Why is Rarity white?
"Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there, far from my home
A longing that I've never known"
- "Jack's Lament", Danny Elfman

Spacecase101

Because they couldnt find the plaid.

IF the moon is made of cheese, then why are all the mice here?

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

ScarletInk

Because they don't know how to build a spaceship that could fit them.

Why is my sister blonde and not me?
"Oh, somewhere deep inside of these bones
An emptiness began to grow
There's something out there, far from my home
A longing that I've never known"
- "Jack's Lament", Danny Elfman

Spacecase101

Because they ran out of yellow. ovO

Why is it so hard to get up in the morning?

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

Enjer

Because at morning your cat lays and presses on you with force of two-ten kgf. You feel that weight and have the difficulty of getting up.

Why I mentioned a cat? I don't at all have any cat...

Spacecase101

Because cats are slowly taking over everyting!! Its a conspiracy I say. RUN!!!! :/


Why do they call hamburgers hamburgers if they come from a cow?

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

Enjer

Why they made from cows? Hamburgers, citizens of Hamburg, Germany, I guess, made from humans, like all normal people. (Actually, I counldn't understand what you meant)

What should I do at first so that to make my own language?

Enjer

(There's no answers. I should fix it)

For making an own langage, firstly, you need a note book and a pencil so that to write new words down!

Why has no one answered it?

Spacecase101

I was gonna do it but things happened. UUhhh yeah things....

Why do fish get wet?

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

Enjer

So that to feel less water friction.

Why the Americans speak English... instead of American?

dransnake

Because...Reasons.

Why is Derpy- er, Muffins, best pony?
I don't know what to put in my signature right now. Maybe I'll put an GIF of Painted Flames or something...

Spacecase101

Because the others got stuck in traffic during the contest.

Why wont anybody make me a cake?

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

Enjer

Because theres's no "anybody" here. Olny "anypony". They're everywhere...

Why can you move yourselves on the space dimensions in all the directions and can do on the time dimension only forward?

Invultrois

Because 'Time' has no time for anything else.
Why coffee and not bean water?

Spacecase101

Because actually it be called cherry water.

Do fish get thirsty?

LIFE AS STRANGE AS IT SEEMS.
IT LIES ON ITS SIDE AND SCREAMS!!
We are many...We are one...HOMELINGS!! Mucho of de Wooting!!

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