Corrupt a wish (Reactivated)

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Day_Dream

Quote from: FeverishPegasus on 2016 Aug 04, 14:33:11
Granted. I know just how to do that with my new problem solving skills. You wanted me to make a 'mithril' wand right?

I wish I were good at video games.


Ohp...sorry bout that. I've never seen the creature myself. *rewaves wand* Granted! But you're abnormally short.

@FeverishPegasus, Granted! But it's only for an instant, as Discord comes along and makes it even more confusing.

I wish bugs didn't scare me so much.

FeverishPegasus

Granted, but now the issue is that you want to hug the dangerous ones!

I wish life with Discord was easier to understand.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

dashie77

Granted. You get even less knowledge of him


I wish Aphmau's Dreams Of Estorra comes out faster

FeverishPegasus

Granted, but he had to rush so it's not as good as his/her other books.

I wish I could have more fun doing stuff.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

moonbeam16

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  You have an immeasurable amount of fun doing everything, and you never get bored.  As a result, you become unable to do anything but your next action.  Choose wisely.

I wish FeverishPegasus chooses something safe and beneficial.

FeverishPegasus

Granted, I get really excited watching ponies. I wont make it past three days for lack of water, but it's worth the 72 hours of ponies!

I wish I didn't need water or food to survive.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

Day_Dream

Granted! But despite not needing food or water, you're always a tiny bit peckish and thirsty.

I wish I could travel more.

moonbeam16

Granted by the all=powerful potato.
Wait.  You wished you could travel more?  So, like, more free time?  Oh...
Well, you now teleport to a random habitable place every time you sneeze.

I wish that Day_Dream no longer gets a cold and has no more allergies.

FeverishPegasus

Granted, my team of scientists figured out how to cure allergies, but solving the cold problem was a bit more difficult. We decided to lock him in a sterilized room.

I wish it was easier to obtain German chocolate.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

Day_Dream

Granted! But now it's far more difficult to obtain any other form of chocolate.

*sneezes and poofs around the room*

Wish I could get outta this sterilized room.   ono

FeverishPegasus

Granted. Because the sterilized room you were in previously started to get dirty, we had to relocate you to a different room.

I wish that Swiss chocolate was as easy to obtain as German chocolate is now.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

Nightshade Star

Granted, but now all the other chocolates are extreme hard to obtain.

I wish to be part of DA CORGI TEAM

moonbeam16

Granted by the all-powerful potato who currently can't chew.  You are the only German Shepherd on the Corgi Team.  You are often "accidentally" not invited to gatherings.

I wish I could chew food without any negative consequences.

FeverishPegasus

Granted, but they had to take out all of your teeth so that you could use dentures.

I hope to one day become the best at my profession.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

OldenEmpire

When that fateful day comes, you will be the last one in your profession, all the rest having been replace by robots long ago.

Wish there was a way we can have Skynet and CelestAI fight each other.
What is the strongest weapon of ponykind? The Elements of Harmony? No! The Princesses? No! The cannon? The spear? The horn? Not at all! Courage and courage alone stands above them all!

FeverishPegasus

Granted, but the universe is destroyed during the fight.

I wish I could be a robot. Not that I am a robot or anything. After all, it is a very normal thing for a human to want to be a robot. Haha.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

Day_Dream

Granted! But you can only speak in beeps and boops.

I wish I were a corgi because why not?

FeverishPegasus

Beep! Beep boop boop boop beep boop beep boop boop boop boop boop beep beep beep beep boop beep boop beep beep boop beep beep beep boop boop boop beep beep boop boop boop beep boop boop beep beep boop boop boop booop.

(Granted! But now you have to see yourself in gif form all the time)

Boop.

(I would like to know the art of booping so that I can teach it to my long lost ancestors)
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

moonbeam16

Granted by the all-powerful potato.  You know everything about booping noises.  What?  Booping noses?  Okay, well fine.  You also know everything about booping noses, but any joint you would use to boop a nose is rusted.  Also, you cannot communicate with your ancestors (however you planned to do that).

I wish to oil FeverishPegasus's joints so he can move again.

FeverishPegasus

2016 Aug 18, 20:41:48 #1079 Last Edit: 2016 Aug 19, 18:39:59 by FeverishPegasus
Granted, but little did you know, you have created a monster. No pony is safe, even in their own homes. Often times, the boop monster is hiding in the closet. Everyday, as I wait in closets, I cry for the ancestors that will never know this fantastic art of booping.

I wish that I hadn't just written that.
What is this 'happiness' others speak of

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